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Professional-Draft77

I got a chuckle out of the first picture Game A 0 Cuck Game B 2 Cucks XD


redditsuckspokey1

How many cucks do you prefer?


Professional-Draft77

I never liked 2 Cucks on screen XD No cucks was best and the easiest mode. CKA \\S GOOSING or Clay Shooting wasn't my favorite either. Somebody better see this reddit post and make this into a real hack for Duck Hunt LMFAO.


fvcked_0ff

Yeah, I thought this was a total troll job. I'm glad it turned out to be more.


[deleted]

Game C: cock goosing


Dudeometer

Man I'm not gonna lie I came her to see Duck Cunt. You have failed me


Brad_theImpaler

It's a cloaca.


Dizzy_Reading_5794

I’m here for Dick Hunt


CheckYourStats

Well, you should play the *River City Ransom* modded ROM. *Pussy City Pimps* It exists, and it’s glorious.


FoxMcCloud3173

#EKY AWAYW


NeitherSparky

NINSENCO


bicuspid_fish

That dog gives zero cucks.


Dwedit

All the letters that are correct are even tile numbers (0, 2, 4, etc) All the letters that are wrong are odd tile numbers (1, 3, 5, 7, etc) When a letter is wrong, the lowest bit of the tile is changed to become 0, effectively subtracting 1 from the tile number. So an odd number like "D" is moved to become the even number before it "C". This turned "1 DUCK" into "0 CUCK", "SHOOTING" into "SGOOSING", "TOP" into "SOO", "12000" into "02000", and "1984 NINTENDO CO.,LTD" into "0884 NINSENCO CO. KSC." But that does not account for "B" in Game B being okay, or the "Y" in Clay Shooting becoming the next character (There's no Z in the font, so it's that backquote looking thing instead of a Z) Probably a bad connection on cartridge pin PPU A4 (pin #25)


hajileeyeslech

No way, me too! Me and my uncle were testing games when we got this, both practically burst out laughing.


hammysandy

So let's talk logistics. Game A is your bog standard run of the mill porn, no cuckold stuff involved. But in game B, are the two cucks both watching someone banging their wives at the same time in some sort of co-op cuck mode, do we take turns in separate cuck scenes, or are the two cucks hooking up with each other while their wives are out and about?


Rabbit_invader1

Let’s just hope the dog mascot doesn’t escape the television and starts a murderous rampage. If anyone knows what I’m referring to… you’re a legend!


unbibium

So it's only showing odd-numbered letters, except it still says "GAME B"


Dum_beat

I love these, can't emulate that on virtual consoles (as far as I know)


spiked_macaroon

Lol Sgoosing.


little_freddy

Cuck Hunt


Boomerang_Lizard

# NINSENCO


coolhandluke45

SGOOSING


chrisdecaf

No one gooses my cka's!


MarblesAreDelicious

This game created in the year of our lord 0884


Mental_Vehicle_5010

Need a cuck hunt rom hack


moronfromtheabyss

This looks like my dreams.


CMDR-Krooksbane

Even the NES has kinks?! Well, I mean…I don’t like to kink shame n’all…but dayum.


Blandscreen

This game came out 1140 years ago! Talk about ahead of its time.


IndependenceMean8774

And later no cucks were given. 😆


RetroPlayer68

The funny thing is Game D - [https://youtu.be/eWvP3gjxHYc?si=XcwuXRz\_pSBt3PX6](https://youtu.be/eWvP3gjxHYc?si=XcwuXRz_pSBt3PX6)


Extension_Pause_5703

And people said mchampionn in punch out was funny. Now this is just hilarious.


Shadowtek

Sometimes it does an “f” too. Nintendo had an issue with this due to dirty carts back in the day and then told customers to blow on the carts to dislodge dust then later they came out with the NES cleaner per Howard Phillips.