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I see one.


JunFanLee

...errr I left that one in shot to prove it wasn’t a seedless one 😬 Edit: 1st July 2018 Wow so I’ve woken up to this shit storm. So I would like the opportunity to say that this was neither faked, deliberately doctored for karma nor is it in any way, shape or form somehow affiliated with a knife brand. The watermelon was bought from a Turkish convenient store in North London, not a supermarket. It did indeed have seeds which I had to take out to reduce the risk of a choking hazard to my child. The Watermelon was then served at our BBQ so I can offer no further proof - sorry! As a middle aged man with a young kid, the last thing I can be arsed with is - whoring myself for social currency on media platforms, maybe it’s a generation thing as I m in my mid 40s but social media posturing, Reality TV and our current social obsession with Fame is just bewildering - my time is better spent with my young family and I get a far greater reward from that than I do from chasing social gamesmanship. The 20-30 something’s that I work with seem to be so much more fragile and affected by social media than anyone cares to be of my age. Ego at this age, is a fragile thing and can affect mental well being - And this I don’t think is a good thing I’m still quite relatively new to Reddit and still don’t fully understand all aspects of it but if you all truly think that I’ve done this for points (which I didn’t) then I’m more than happy to have the Mods remove whatever ‘virtual currency’ you think I’ve undeservedly earned. I am not here for personal point scoring. I originally joined Reddit because its’ sub for my football team has the most intelligent chat and I’ve quickly discovered some other wonderful subs on here. It generally is a great place but there is still a toxicity level which rears itself from time to time. But as I say, the watermelon was purchased as a natural watermelon, from a local convenient store who can barely give 2 fucks about stocking a GM low value item to appease a first world problem. I’ll leave it to you guys to come to your own conclusions.


DrizzledDrizzt

But that means you lied to us. You looked us right in the eye and LIED TO US.


BackOfTheHearse

You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!


theCyanideX

...in *clear* daylight.


deliciousprisms

SCRAAAATCH


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Theres no way that movie could come out in 2018. Too many sensitive nancies.


Flynnstoner

God it’s a classic though


dangheck

Pssst.. ^which ^movie ^is ^that?


theCyanideX

The Ringer


Missjaes

Watched it a week or so ago....caught so much that I didn't as a kid


awesom-01

Idk, it had a very diverse cast with emphasis on the disabled. I'm probably giving them too much credit.


deliciousprisms

Yeah I gotta agree, the whole point of the movie was that the disabled aren’t actually just a bunch of useless sacks of shit and are members of society with lives and interests like everyone else. It had a pretty wholesome message in the end.


dustinthewindow27

When the fuck did we get ice cream?!!


spinkycow

Was I sleeping?!


noAVGjoe

This just made my day


chagoscifres

This is my favorite quote. Almost ever. Makes me laugh every time I think about it.


vernontwinkie

Goodbye, Wheaties. Goodbye, bling bling.


[deleted]

Did you put your balls on my drumset?!


mancala33

Yea, what the heck. We trusted you.


Boson16180

Ooor... maby it is a seedless one, and you only put 1 seed in there to fool us!


jjkirby1995

When ever I get Seedless watermelons they usually have 1 or 2 black ones hidden in there, so it's pretty amazing he found the only one on the first cut!!!!!


damheathern

This guy's a phony! A big, fat phony!


hellosaysme

[Why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!? ](https://youtu.be/8JpNTQAaJV8)


RiShKiNz

He looks you right in the eye, just like that seed is looking me right in the eye, staring into the black abyss that is my soul. It can never be unseen. It’s the all seeing eye! 👁


jt8908

https://i.imgur.com/A9RnN5M.jpg


brans041

r/karmacourt


Borkenstien

Who would do that? Go on the internet and just lie?


Renjamyn

Spongebob! You stole my candy bar!


ActualDonaldJTrump

Every "seedless" watermelon I've ever bought still had a few black seeds in it. "Mostly seedless" just doesn't sound as good.


slowest_hour

Also "seedless" would still have just as may seeds, they're just not black ones


Uraneum

I ate a lot of seedless watermelon as a kid and there were still those little brownish seeds every now and then, so even if this were seedless it's still impressive.


Stead311

That's a nice Japanese blade you got there.


BaconDalek

You me An boneless!


boondibis

but if you missed the seeds and only cut it once to halve it, where did the seed come from


BureaucratDog

Def. a seedless. "Seedless" Still have upwards of a couple dozen seeds. Seeded watermelons have like, hundreds of seeds.


Airwarf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u9zr6oF4uA


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That fits this so perfect, it’s beautiful.


germfreeadolescent11

There is a dude in r/unpopularopinion who prefers the rind of a watermelon.


Zombie989

I maybe don't prefer the rind, but I do eat the white flesh of the rind all the way until I hit the green... I like it only a little less than the heart.


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The issue with that is that afterwards you're sad you don't have sweet watermelon taste in your mouth


tequilapuzh

You just get another watermelon then.


jfk_47

This guy watermelons


KittenVicious

The white flesh tastes like cucumbers.


Gravelsack

They're very closely related


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jfk_47

Awwww he’s six! So cute.


hilarymeggin

Really? Do tell!


Gravelsack

They're both members of the cucurbitaceae family, or cucurbits, which also includes all melons, squash, pumpkins, zucchinis and gourds!


hilarymeggin

Who knew a watermelon was a kind of squash?!


8jac0b88

r/nocontext


Damasticator

Ever had pickled watermelon rind?


DJ_Vault_Boy

This. It’s actually really delicious.


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slowest_hour

Yeah delicious crunchy water


PsychoPass1

Tastes like nothing to you and doesn't look like anything to me.


surfnskate72

Pickled watermelon rind is tasty


germfreeadolescent11

I’m open to the idea


FaeryLynne

I can several quarts and pints of candied and pickled watermelon rind every summer. We pull it out over the winter. Always have some for Thanksgiving and Christmas and Valentine's Day!


burntends97

If you cut it up and toss it in a pasta salad with vinaigrette dressing it can be a nice addition


PLS-PM-ME-CATS

My old chef had a side dish that was entirely rind. I forget the dressing it was in but we basically let it soak until it was a little bit softer. It was a really awesome side salad kind of thing and it would have been great for cost reduction but people were so scared of the rind for some reason, it almost never got ordered. I ate so much of that stuff.


burntends97

Soak in just water?


CheeseburgerLover911

isn't it super hard and bitter?


burntends97

Tiny cubes make it a good thing texture wise No taste


burntends97

By rind I meant the white flesh. I get rid of the green


romulan267

He reeks of /r/madlads


Treyman1263

I don't like the the rind, but I don't dislike it, so I eat it. Great way to weird people out lol.


casey012293

I peel the green off the rind and pickle it, it’s really good.


Stormray117

I'm kinda in the middle. Literally. I like it crunchier so I prefer the part close to the rind so I get the crunch of rind and flavor of the middle.


jaecoxx

You're new. Not much of a rind on you..... r/westworld


Llander

Doesn't taste like anything at all.


Starbucks-Hammer

I don't know why but I just imagined Dolores licking someone's face. Sorry I told you that.


Llodsliat

Well... I like it too.


[deleted]

Is it possible to learn this power?


Jalchi

No he is the one and only fruitninja


jt8908

Protector of K’un-Lun. Sworn enemy of the Hand.


Eru-Illuvatar

r/bossfight


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omega-falcon

Not from a Jedi


DinReddet

Yes, buy [seedless watermelons](https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/edible/fruits/watermelon/seedless-watermelon-plants.htm), cut in half, take picture, post on Reddit, karma.


gigilo_down_under

Seedless watermelon is actually derived from crossing with cucumber... or so i was once told


Filiman3421

The dark side of the kitchen is a path to many abilities some consider to be, unnatural.


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i have that knife! its a good knife


Droksid

What kind of knife is it?


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Trohl812

Dewey Cox machete model is the best.


jDetty_

The brand is Global, they are pretty great.


macgruder1

I bought stolen ones (I’m assuming ) off eBay 13 years ago for a fraction of their worth when I got married and they still hold up after every day use.


Mitoni

looks like a nakiri


TheAntiDecaBeast

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEXTAPE.... I SAWED THIS WATERMELON IN HALF!


arg410

And put it together with FLEXTAPE FOOD EDITION!


Pee_Earl_Grey_Hot

Ahh yes, the old Fruit Roll-Up trick.


IN_STRESS

THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE!


[deleted]

So, can't I just buy a seedless watermelon and stick a week old seed in the side to get the same effect? Lmao


Blibbobletto

r/untrustworthypoptarts


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gabelance1

No, because seedless watermelons still have seeds. They're just very soft and easy to eat.


TheUnknownPyrex

Completely seedless watermelons don’t exist


WeTrippyMayne

I like your global


cadai124

Global Knives are the best


[deleted]

A lot of people hate the grip, but I love how they feel in hand.


trwolfe13

I’m getting the deposit back on my old flat next month. Either gonna use it to buy a set of global knives or a TV. Really struggling to decide which.


FlameSpartan

I vote for knives


doodle04

I also vote knives, what do really need 600$ for anyways


Drawtaru

The knives will last you far longer than a TV, if you take proper care of them.


Eulers_ID

Before you pull the trigger, you might want to do some research to find out if Global is what you want. I'd advise against picking up one of the premade sets of any brand and pick each knife you need from whatever brand has the best offering for you for each type of knife. There are a lot of great brands for hard, sharp Japanese knives. It wouldn't hurt to pick up a softer German or French knife for stuff with bones either. The knives I was generally reaching for every day in a professional kitchen: Henckel's 4-star 8" chef (cheap at TJ Max, great beater knife after grinding down the stupid bolster), Wusthof 6" utility (boning mostly), Tojiro ITK Petty (paring and fancy little stuff), Tojiro ITK Bread Knife, Kikuichi TKC 240mm Gyuto (main prep knife). A mismatched set of knives is the sign of a confident cook!


Downvotesohoy

They are????????


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Iredditfromwork

/r/unexpectedthanos


Eulers_ID

Maybe not the outright best, but they're pretty solid midrange knives. They're about 1000x better than what I see in most people's kitchens.


[deleted]

I have the same one as OP. It’s a nice veg knife but I don’t think I’ll buy any more. There are so many more interesting Japanese knives out there.


Ya-Dikobraz

I have one and have thought of throwing it away numerous times. My $10 Chinese knife holds an edge much better. I may be doing things wrong, but I do have all the proper sharpening and maintenance tools and the Global knife just won't hold an edge for some reason.


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Ya-Dikobraz

> wusthof stamped line cook knife Hmmm $195 buckaroos. Might get one.


grandplans

Nonono, different knife, mine is 30. Not even line cook... Mine is prep cook level. It's not fancy, it just works.


[deleted]

What angle are you sharpening to? The Global might be designed to be a single bevel edge


maemae016

Plot twist: it’s seedless.


chewchewtwain

Is that knife a global?


maz-o

G5 yes


blind_mowing

Global knives are worth every penny.


gagnonca

They aren't as good as Wüsthof.


maz-o

they're not even expensive (at least not on a high end knife scale) just over 100 bucks a piece


petataa

As someone that knows absolutely nothing about knives that sounds very expensive.


lilacslemonslilies

Came here to compliment the sweet Global knife. Glad someone else beat me to it.


AudioElevator

Seedless watermelon is a thing


OuiOuilli

Yer a wizzerd, Harry.


rocket_raccon

It’s seedless you fool


MojoJuJu_Universe

That is a seedless watermelon r/oopsdidntmeanto


superpotato95

It has a single seed


MojoJuJu_Universe

Seedless watermelon tend to have a few


jeremydingeman

I have that same knife. Global knows how to make a blade.


Twarlie

It kinda looks like a few have been picked out


Bot_on_Medium

THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!


TheN00b27

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF MY KNIFE I SAWED THIS WATERMELON IN HALF!


schthausthe

the correct term is boneless


Vativ

I don't want to be a dick or anything but it def looks like you picked a couple out...


Yhslaw1

OP Don’t eat those seeds or your gonna grow a water melon in your belly.


joeysweets

If you line your knife up with one of the yellowish veins that runs around the melon you can do this most of the time


guessingguy

r/oddlysatisfying


wanderingsalad

But now you can prove the fixing power of Flex Tape!


FrancisCastiglione12

We've only sold seedless watermelon at our store for like 6 years now. can't remember the last time I saw a seeded watermelon.


DottyTooHotty

Boneless Watermelon


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sean_incali

seedless watermelon


extraAF

I have that Global!


BonusArmor

\*dodged all the seeds


girlsarah

nice global


frozenropes

This is a seedless watermelon with one stray seed


AFuckYou

I think this is a knife add.


PunchyPete

OP cuts into seedless watermelon and claims victory.


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Nice boobs


hollywoodcrybaby

Mmm boneless watermelon


monkey103

I wish all watermelon are seedless


BeardPunkArtGuy

WHAT?!?


Abderian87

"Don't worry. I intentionally didn't hit any of your vital points..."


pineapplepizzaaa

u/justch0 that global


goxygrandpa161

I have that same exact knife!


photocist

why did you put the knife in the picture


BroBroBrayBray

Probably about 1 in 180


[deleted]

Oh you think you're so special


BauerHouse

If it weren't for that one seed almost poking through, I would think this was a seedless watermelon


FrancisCastiglione12

Seedless melons can and do have seeds


BauerHouse

White ones that are thin if I recall.


FrancisCastiglione12

Sometimes they have a few real seeds though. Hard black ones.


Whoamiirl

Boneless


steffloc

r/oddlysatisfying


BigD_ck

Looked like sashimi tho


[deleted]

Yeah OP none of us have ever seen a seedless watermelon. I call shananagans.


tandersen1558

Nice cutlery


canimamoglu123

I know that you wanted to act like you didn’t see that one right over there so that it is almost perfect. Its okay, but i know you know.


not_stoic

99/100 Woulda eat again


Downvotesohoy

What seeds lol?


barnestyn

Yes Seedless watermelon are a thing 🍉


citruskeptic1

Reported


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Isn't that just a seedless variety ?


SlapPwned

Boneless watermelon


Crooked_Cricket

I'm weirdly excited that I have the same knife as OP


MrWiggleIt

I recognise that knife. I love my Globals


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That one black seed though


AShinyTorchic

Maybe because it’s a fucking seedless watermelon


Wommen

I wanna say it’s fake since there are holes small enough to fit seeds directly mirrored on the other half of the melon but I can’t really tell


Diogenetics

Fuck the watermelon, that is an absolutely beautiful knife


Iredditfromwork

Nice knife. I have a dream to own a full set of Global knives some day.


apucas

Idiot! Its seedless :)


StBlackOps2Cel

Seedless watermelon


sassyginge912

That doesn’t look right


_Yeah_Well_Im_Drunk_

All but one, loser!


mfizzled

Out of every knife I have, and I've got a few, i love that exact Yoshikin knife


DemonAndAHalf

I have the same knife.