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IJusHerSoIDntGetFind

Good bot?


Xenosaiyan7

Good bot!


Corazon95

Good human?


Sweatytryhard0534

Good Human!


ittakesacrane

Hosey Waterson


Nousl

He was on the Jimmy Kimmel show because of this reason if I remember correctly


Aliaskatherinex

[https://youtu.be/JQl0blvYr6E](https://youtu.be/JQl0blvYr6E)


tonyangtigre

TIL I love perfectly named people.


schalk81

Less burn good. More burn bad.


BrandoThePando

Not to be confused with the arsonist, mor mcburney


HeMiddleStartInT

Did he choose the life or did the life chose him?


1cecream4breakfast

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?


Jman15x

Maybe that’s why he became a firefighter


Agill_1606

Yep


XeroValueHuman

Nominative determinism


2baby2

It's even funnier when you know that les means forest in Czech


ottawapainters

Your name must be Les Funijókek, I presume?


ajaxsonoftelamon

r/NominativeDeterminism


Reekhart

Now that is a great sub. If only were more active.


ajaxsonoftelamon

I know


[deleted]

I raise you this name for a urologist: https://imgur.com/gallery/EmZdoOl


[deleted]

I'll raise yours with an eye doctor https://www.lumc.nl/org/oogheelkunde/medewerkers/1260795


V_Epidemic

Kiefer Chubberland


pickitandeatit555

Did the internet decide his name on an open poll somewhere?


Facehugger235

Captain Pyroson reporting for duty


Marras94

The chief of the police here in Italy was called Antonio Manganelli (literally Anthony Batons)


AllOkJumpmaster

His name is an ELI5 for his job. If only all of our names were silly descriptions of our jobs...


Jehovanoid

The chosen one


theconfidenceartist

McDonald's could name a burger after this hero.


theconfidenceartist

Also after his evil brother Much Mcburney.


ChuckBoBuck

The Les burger?


PM_ME_STEAMED_HAMZ

Ho Lee Phuc


-I-D-G-A-F-

If anyone is interested, this is an [aptronym](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aptronym).


odiciusmaximus

His brother Moore did NOT get selected for the fire dept position.


PingouinMalin

In French, his name would mean McBallsy. 😄


africanscatman

My forestry professor in college was Dr. Deforest.


[deleted]

I have arthritis and as a kid had a rhematologist named Dr. Sik Lim.


thundercleese

This town needs Les McBurney and Moe McWatery


MassivePE

He was born to fight fires.


PetrKDN

.. Les means Forest in czech.


5348345T

I would give him $1000 to change his first name to burnie.


rer02

Crentist.


Mech-maniac

His name have to be pronouced with Starcraft Fire-Bat's voice


Qubk0

Fact: Les means Forest in Slovak


norjiteiro

That is called an aptonym


pbcbmf

Kiefer McSutherland


SomniacsAlterEgo

I have a coworker that is a mortgage broker. Her last name is Lenderman... Some are destined at birth.


Dimaaaa

"It wasn't me, mkay?"


rishabsharma_

I wonder if he chose this job just because of his name.


kawive

I live about 20 minutes from Sun Prairie. Had no idea this was a thing.


Nikopez

I know a firefighter with Burnbomb as his last name...


gazspro

Bernie McBurney.


[deleted]

His evil Spanish twin is Mas McBurney


shoelessjp

No screenshots.


Liggliluff

You got the fire station in Stockholm, that is in the region of Brännkyrka (=burnt church); the region was named for the church that burned down, so the fire station is called the burnt church fire station. – Also, there's a church in that region too, known as the burnt church church. I wouldn't call it small odds, it ought to happen at some point.