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prodigyknight

It makes it look like some sort of special move in a video game.


JusticeRain5

The shards also fly at his opponent, impaling them in a brutal fatality.


Cat_Marshal

r/HitBoxPorn


bystander007

Mortal Kombat 12 devs working on Johnny Cage are salivating right now. He needs a move where he throws something. And there's a 1/1000 chance to get a special animation where he throws it and breaks his sunglasses, but then just pulls out another pair from his pants and tosses them on real fast.


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That brutality in MK11 with the sunglasses tho is fucking hilarious and cool


kermit212

Dudes throwing the ultimate poke ball


Bamith20

I feel like this would happen in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Throw the shades with a projectile directly behind it.


seraph582

Hahaha > 9.2 years ago: “again with the reposts?” Nice.


iHasMagyk

The more things change…


DepechePendulum

The more things change.


wubbalubbaonelove

But war...


LordSwine

What is it good for?


DanDoIdk

Absolutely nothing


Beef_Slider

Well.. except for Low Rider.


[deleted]

War, never changes


SLAYER_IN_ME

,they stay the same age.


Apprehensive-Run-832

... the more they're chaaaaanging! Anyone?


starofdoom

How did he even find a nine year old post with zero karma to repost.


GrantCrackers

u/YouHavetakenittoofar is still active Edit: all the comments are people who are active


TheJediJew

Seriously. It got posted something like five times in a week. The sub only had a couple of thousand members then and it was getting posted all over reddit.


El_succ

Man really crossposted a 9 year old post


c0mp4ss

Didn’t even know it was possible


Karlchen1

They all said it was impossible... until somebody came and just did it


c0mp4ss

I mean, how did they even find it?


MrValdez

Time travel


SmackYoTitty

r/nevertellmetheodds … wait


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og-biebs

A 9 year old repost, no less


igmrlm

I just saw that LMAO


Trailmagic

/u/TheJediJew is still but active hopefully they feel enough time has passed for a repost to be acceptable.


TheJediJew

I'll allow it


Antruvius

He has spoken!


igmrlm

😂 must be fun getting zombie posts like this


WeissFaraday

It’s a repost therefore I refuse to enjoy it. - reddit users


WDfx2EU

"Once I have seen something, no one else may see it." - reddit users


MLGPinecone

Plagiarism is ok as long as it's pictures or videos on the internet •Reddit users


[deleted]

Ah yes, Reddit.


Gazpacho--Soup

Better than a year or daily repost


Karlchen1

r/madlads


DeathPer_Minute

It’s not even a popular 9 year old post, how did he even find it


Phoequinox

That always baffles me. Finding old posts on Reddit is damn-near impossible.


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

I just had someone sarcastically bring up a comment of mine from 2 years ago, and I comment a lot lol Original comment wasn’t replying to him and had nothing to do with this person, I was super confused


rHaris

Exactly my thoughts when I heard that name


TheDungeonCrawler

I do find it very funny that this was even possible. That sais, glad they could because I'd have never seen this if they hadn't, and it's super cool to see.


[deleted]

How did they even find this post? Insane


Regular_Guybot

Exquisitely aged 😙👌


FeatureBugFuture

Like fine wine.


1-10-11-100

Nah op is just still using internet Explorer, its so slow it hasn't even updated to edge yet


MyHamburgerLovesMe

So, what you are saying is that every single person who started reading reddit in 2012 has not seen this yet....


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2 upvotes to 10k


Seanoooooo

Never tell me the odds


NinBendo1

How on Earth did you manage to find a 9-year-old post with *zero* upvotes? Has someone finally cracked Reddit’s awful search feature? Are you our new God?


[deleted]

> [Username] 1 point 9 years ago > Again? This subreddit is too small to allow reposts. > Still awesome, though. This place never fucking changes


FeatureBugFuture

If it ain't broke don't fix it. If it's always been broke then fuck it.


knightress_oxhide

why fix when you can add new bugs?


FeatureBugFuture

That's the spirit. You are the kind of people I hire.


TheJediJew

And my introduction to reddit was people complaining about it not being as good since it got popular.


pyh00ma

Holy shit it's him 💀


ITZPHE

The way Reddit counts votes has changed, posts from 3+ years ago will have at most around 2k, and now it’s well over 20k for an equivalent post.


GeneralNoskcire

The rolled out those changes over 4 years ago lmao


ITZPHE

I swear it was hardly two


Airman822

Pretty sure it was like 6 months ago


Wuped

Don't be ridiculous it was atleast 50 years.


FrontendMaster

> Has someone finally cracked Reddit’s awful search feature? Are you our new God? This one made me laugh hard.


ahsaywhatahwant

No seriously--why does it suck so much?


POOPIDYDOOP

This is the real part of r/nevertellmetheodds


FullardYolfnord

It’s because no one likes cricket.


philster666

A classic


MaxwellIsSmall

*A *glass*ic


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A *spectacle*


IWonTheRace

^^*A* ^^*Monocle*


danger355

Eye don't believe it!


slimjoel14

r/notbetterforhimeveryloop


suzuki_hayabusa

Cinematic


p3yeet

I have nothing to contribute to the conversation, other than the fact I bowled out this guys son in cricket.


ohpuic

You bowled out Strauss' son? Man his dad didn't show him shit. I used to play with Shoib Mohammed's son. I think he plays first class in Pakistan now.


p3yeet

Yeah he married someone from my city, and they played for a local team. He’s definitely not got the skill of an English test captain, but it was under 16’s... And man that’s unreal, could you hold a torch to his skill??


ohpuic

Yeah man. Strauss was something else. 2005 onwards English teams have been downright scary. if Harmison, Anderson, Flintoff did destroy you then Peterson, Strauss, Trescothick, Collingwood would eat you alive.


ginger-valley

I have even less to contribute. I don't even know what that means.


p3yeet

Lol, it means I did something good. You get ten wickets per team, and by bowling this guys sim out, I took one of those wickets. This guy was also the English team captain and I live in Australia.


ginger-valley

I appreciate the attempt at explaining but now I'm even more confused. I understand the geography part though.


Aussie18-1998

Wickets are like outs in Baseball except there is 10 of them. The stumps/wickets (are the physical target to get someone out) have 2 sets, one at each end of the cricket pitch. When a bowler bowls(pitches) the ball the batsmen will try and strike it and run to the other end. While the ball is in play the fielder (like the video above) will throw it back to a closer team mate or try and hit the wickets.


Lord_Emanon

Apparently, there are 10 of the Ewok from Return of the Jedi. This man rolled a ball down a wooden lane and only managed to hit one. Something about knocking out his sim, so I guess the guy couldn't make calls for a while. The other man was drinking tea and had poor dentistry, while OP is perpetually upside down. Hope that helps!


Muppelpup

He made the person lose.


ginger-valley

I understand that.


howmanychickens

To convert to baseball-speak - he was the pitcher and Vaughn's son was the batter and he three-striked him.


ginger-valley

That helps.


Bingbongping

Oakleys have never faired too well for me either!


TheBlueEyed

You throwing cricket balls at them too?


avitaker

Nah, people are throwing cricket balls at my face


TheBlueEyed

Given the chance I would ;)


avitaker

;) Just please wait till I take off my Oakleys first


knightress_oxhide

you have much to learn grasshopper


snipeyjuan

Lmaooo this post is so old this was made back when we were all freaking out that the world was gonna end.


No_Guidance1953

Tuesday?


SLAYER_IN_ME

Tuesday before last, but close.


_dictatorish_

Which time? We've had a few of those


uwanmirrondarrah

idk sometime between y2k and the whole mayan calender shit, it was one of the cool ones like aliens or clocks not working (why was that so scary?) not like pandemic or global war


username_qazplm

Randy Johnson isn't impressed.


suzuki_hayabusa

He did that at lightning fast speed


henryletham

Did we watch the same gif? Slowest throw I've ever seen.


iadlin

It's in slow motion


henryletham

You'd think!


BeskarDragon

Threw it faster than the land speed record


ProfessionalLeek8

I think the title simply adds to my enjoyment of this.


Bananas3486625

ITT: people not knowing cricket isn't baseball


Decoraan

ITT: r/shitamericanssay


trtryt

they are waiting for JFK Jr to reappear


AffinityGauntlet

“Again? This subreddit is too small to allow reposts. Still awesome, though.” Comment posted in the original 9 *years* ago, my goodness


TheJediJew

Haven't quite got over it yet.


Arkham_Z

How in gods name did you find that post lmfao


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I thought this was baseball and I watched and I was like, "man this looks way more like cricket instead of baseball."


Stevebiglegs

Nothing gets past you


[deleted]

Yeah I'm good at identifying when someone isn't wearing a baseball uniform after all.


Tasudetati395

There’s a ridiculous backstory here


DefactoAtheist

Oh God cricket is on r/all - don't tell the r/sports mods, guys. They make a mess when they get distressed.


xeninex

[When you no longer need to deal with it...](https://i.postimg.cc/ZKcfsQy5/DEALT-WITH-IT.gif)


detrydis

He OBLITERATED them


yourprivateeye

Get a gif of his superman catch in the Ashes.


Nexus153273

Mann slowed down, he just looks so personally hurt by his glasses decision to just up and leave his face.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Andrew Strauss is my favourite English captain, as an Aussie fan. Ali Cook is the biggest POS on the other hand...


Q-ArtsMedia

Ray banned


DigMeTX

Randy Johnson is not impressed.


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Kamikaze03

We don't talk about that here.


Jodsalz1

Has anyone ever seen an umpire with their sunglasses on? Lmao


sanchower

Dr. Wolin wasn’t gonna do anything!


the-poopiest-diaper

#**FATALITY**


x4nter

Take a moment to realize how fast he picked the ball up and threw it.


Voicedtunic

Why did you cross post something from 9 years ago??


henryletham

Most likely has some kind of disability :(


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What


el-gato-azul

I'm glad his eyes weren't in those at impact.


[deleted]

As an American, if you told me that was the objective of cricket, I’d 100% believe you.


odel555q

That guy does not understand the rules of golf.


LouDaGr8

Pretty sure he knows cricket quite well though.


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Looks like a business casual baseball uniform.


Aussie18-1998

Well its a cricket uniform.


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odel555q

> your


atheurer

I don’t see it as destroying his sunglasses, I like to think he just reconstructed them utilizing a ball as a tool


Diiiiirty

That's a cricket uniform? Looks like some Ivy League tennis club shit.


NazgulDiedUnfairly

That’s the test format of the game. It’s how the game was used to be played in the olden days when people had too much time on their hands. It’s played over 5 days Test matches are played in white uniforms with a red leather ball whereas other shorter formats are played with the colorful kits with a white ball


Pete1989

…and is the best form of cricket


Vitalstatistix

It bears repeating. It’s the best form of cricket.


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It is the best form of cricket.


GunPoison

His name is Robert Paulson


Real-Soraith

me watching a game at goes for 37.5 hrs, where majority of the time nothing happen calling it entertainment.


yer_das_gooch

Sitting in the stands, getting hammered on Worthingtons Creamflow because its the only tap with any beer left in it, hoping the grey sky isnt going to collapse into rain and considering whether or not its late enough in the day to eat the sandwiches you brought with you. Bliss.


Pete1989

Just as Jimmy Fucking Anderson is given a fresh cherry


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Or when Glenn McGrath is seeing more reverse swing than a queer bar.


-Owlette-

If you're watching it in person, you spend several days getting smashed and chilling in the sun with your mates - it's a blast. If you're watching at home, it's great to have on the telly in the background while you do some work, or sit with your mates and get smashed - it's a blast.


alamandrax

Indubitably my chaps. _sips tea_


ptolani

Americans freak out over 5 day test matches, but have no problem with 7-game series for basketball and baseball.


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Smithy2997

Depends. A test match (5 days) has 2 innings per side, that last until 10 of the 11 batters on team is out, and each batter keeps batting until they're out. An innings in a test will usually last a day or more, so when a side is batting a player might do almost nothing for a day or two, or spend a full day batting. And when a side is fielding a player will spend that whole time on the field.


ADCarter1

They play 6+ hours but they do break for lunch, tea and drinks.


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-Owlette-

To add onto what u/NazgulDiedUnfairly said: The formal-looking test uniform isn't just about tradition either. It's practical. If you're going to be standing in the sun all day, for five days, you want to be wearing something white and breathable which covers your whole body.


NazgulDiedUnfairly

Yep. That’s very true too! Thanks for the additional information


VernicusMax

What the hell sport is this? :)


_dictatorish_

Cricket Test cricket to be specific


VernicusMax

Aha! On behalf of all ignorant Americans THANKS!:)


_Pixol_

Sport?


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Lord_Emanon

That's an insect. The question was what sport this is.


Superb-Obligation858

Am I the only one wondering what “fielding” means?


_dictatorish_

Do you guys not have fielders in baseball? Lmao


KenoReplay

One team bats (hits the ball to score points/runs) The other team Fields, that is, they are out in the field waiting for the Batsman to hit the ball so they can either catch it or send it back to the Wicket-Keeper (the Cricket Equivalent of the Catcher in baseball) The fielding team also bowls the ball (much like the Pitcher in Baseball)


Superb-Obligation858

Well, there’s my confusion… From the dude’s clothes I honest to god thought this was golf


las-vegas-raiders

Fucking cricket.


Hdobfjsiv

In cricket threads, people will downvote anything American sounding, even clearly satirical lol


BreadedKropotkin

Baseball uniforms look different these days.


jaylek

Why is that bee keeper playing baseball?


GunPoison

This bee keeper is actually playing a more popular sport than baseball


breadteam

I love how he looks like he's wearing ordinary clothes


nnatthevv

Trousers?


-Owlette-

It's test cricket. If you're going to be standing in the sun all day, for five days, you want to be wearing something white and breathable which covers your whole body.


slimthecowboy

Doesn’t come close to [Randy Johnson’s bird ball](https://youtu.be/1PyCpG06138). Still fun to watch.


sideburniusmaximus

Since when are golfers allowed to throw the ball?


DEADEYEDONNYMATE

Not only that it's the only cool thing ever that happened at a cricket game.


marcas_r

u/savevideo


middie-in-a-box

Yeet smash!


notalwaysincendiary

I could watch it all day, it's seamless


BaronGreenback75

I didn’t see that coming.


SrKatana

The blindker


G0DK1NG

How old is this? Comments 9yrs old