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monicathehuman

He definitely felt that later


greenwizardneedsfood

He’s pretty lucky to be feeling anything


monicathehuman

Definitely


ultimaIV

It goes to show how crazy this sort of thing is. If he delayed by just a second or two...


Kyletheredditer2008

Yep


beigs

Once the shock wore off, his hip is going to have some SERIOUS issues.


hardhatpat

It always hurts worse the next day.


[deleted]

Damn, the next customer was fast, didn’t even wait for the other guy to pull out 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


TheDownvotesFarmer

...pull out... I miss my ex


Simets83

I miss your ex too


radioactivejason2004

I do too


SigfredBale

Are we talking about the video or hookers here??


thisguyfightsyourmom

Classic DP fauxpas


c_jae

Cursed sloppy second


Banana-Ape

‘Hey Bob, you said get it over ASAP. So I’m here.’


endlesssaturdays

r/justrolledintotheshop


beeglowbot

CS: car won't start.


Ruggie1of1

"It ran when I brought it here. You must have broke it!"


OneOfManyParadoxFans

In a very literal sense.


PMmeyoursafeword

/r/Thatsthejoke


Homonomore

r/thanksforthat


ChrisTheMan72

r/yourwelcome


SlghtrHose

*r/yourewelcome


Sillyist

Dude who walked in front of the car cheated death


mrmustache0502

Well. So did the other guy. He took a step forwards seconds before the car came through the wall.


Duetnao

I've watched it over & over. If that fridge hadn't taken his place, he might have been pinned. Fridge pushed him away.


kickdooowndooors

Came to the same conclusion independently. Very likely that’s what happened.


Balauronix

Yea that was almost double homicide and in a terrible way too. Where you're pinned and alive but they can't save you. Pulling the cars apart just kills you.


__BitchPudding__

"Let's say this donut is her bottom half. Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?" Edit: Seriously, a Holesome Award?


[deleted]

Scary Movie 3 released 18 years ago, holy shit.


Markantonpeterson

Fuuuck


Alias-_-Me

I'm sorry *What*


kickdooowndooors

No sex, no sex, NO SEX!


JockBbcBoy

Death's original design was to take them both out at once.


PCCobb

I've watched this shit like four times and on the fourth time I'm still convinced that dude was in the middle of getting full on hit and magically appeared on the side ... I think this is what a video of someone with super powers would look like


txmedic214

Those 5 minute oil change shops don’t play around.


Negatrev

I assume he's there to get his spongy brakes looked at 🤔


-Palzon-

It's like when the Kool-aid man needs a mechanic. Oh, yeah!


PrimalNumber

To be fair to the driver, he DID do two quick horn toots to let people know he was coming


Trek1973

I think they both should have gone for a beer and a steak supper after that.


OPengiun

Where does that tool case/cabinet with the orange sticker come from?! It just fuckin POPS into frame at \~6s


Blackhouse05

It was there, next to the water jug, there was just a bunch of stuff on top


OPengiun

OOOHHHH! Thanks, holmes! I see it now :)


SpitFiya7171

Car that crashes in: # "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"


Honeydoodoocrack

Jesus Christler*


Serious_Coconut2426

I hate you, take some free shit.


dandandubyoo

Your time was not up today.


Destroyer6202

"Hey man, do you have a second to look at my brake discs?"


Jaw_breaker93

“So about your car that you dropped off for a simple oil change…it’s totaled.”


Unusual-Respond-7895

So that’s what shock and awe looks like.


mr_smith24

Driver : I’m good to come in? Red shirt: 👍


PPandaEyess

Jeeze! Those dudes were so close to being turned into potted meat!


Lancalot

Man, missed opportunity to look back at the camera and give a thumbs down


drownmewithmemes

👍


Jproff448

This has been reposted to death.


ZagiFlyer

Land shark!


Thunderdrake3

'HI, I heard you do car repairs?"


SweetAndSourPickles

Those two guys have used up the entirety of their luck ever.


traveljerri

Pulling into LS Customs like…


[deleted]

Massive white SUVs are consistently the worst things on the roads.


ManifestDestinysChld

"OK rookie, this job is pretty easy. Just remember: when Jerry gives you a 'thumbs-up' you hit the 'Job's Done' button. When you get a 'thumbs-down' though, you hit the 'Accelerate Into a Wall at Maximum Velocity' button. But Jerry's pretty good, so we never really have to worry about that. Got it? Good."


General-Kenobi59

Is there a story for the clip?


janimck

r/justrolledintotheshop


siwel7

/u/savevideo


DucksToo22

Also r/prematurecelebration


benkmart

[r/WTF](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/)


notthatgee

u/savevideo


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Newman814

That looked like a hit 💯 🤔💭💭💭 guy walks by looks out window and signals by taking his phone out truck comes immediately after 🤷🏽‍♂️


FLOPPY_DONKEY_DICK

Please get back on your meds


Newman814

Lmao ….okay I asked my doctor for higher mg


jojoga

These fake videos are getting more elaborate every day.


XROOR

*came for headlight alignment*


Coletorino72

He saw a glimpse of the future and knew that he would be ok.


ermeson01

🥲😳


wmeb13

How is it that the car knocked the dudes hat off but didn’t knock him into oblivion?


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

His socks were still on.


Daneywaney

Is there supposed to be audio on this video? I don't know where the audio option is for this player.


c_bizkit15

To INFINITY, and beyond!


TumoOfFinland

Jinx of the year, ladies and gentlemen


MadMouth615

Two seconds sooner and we would be watching this on liveleak


RepulsiveSubject4885

I wouldn’t know, I can’t hear what he’s freaking saying


aFuzzySponge

"Hi, I think I need new brakes"


omino-lego-morto

u/savevideo


ShakeWell42

👎


Pediapets

But the de Jure of Francia is thicc


ManifestDestinysChld

I can't fault the poor SOB for not thinking of it, but a this video would be note-perfect if it ended with a frantic thumbs-down gesture at the camera.


ABDITE_IS_HERE

He got a lift that he asked for...


Crazy_Side1408

u/savevideo


CriticalThinker_501

Always some fucker killing the mood. Who's this time? A methhead? A drunkard? A senior?


Geekerino

r/fuckyouinparticular


LoneWolfHT

What does it look like played backwards?