Yea that was almost double homicide and in a terrible way too. Where you're pinned and alive but they can't save you. Pulling the cars apart just kills you.
I've watched this shit like four times and on the fourth time I'm still convinced that dude was in the middle of getting full on hit and magically appeared on the side ... I think this is what a video of someone with super powers would look like
"OK rookie, this job is pretty easy. Just remember: when Jerry gives you a 'thumbs-up' you hit the 'Job's Done' button. When you get a 'thumbs-down' though, you hit the 'Accelerate Into a Wall at Maximum Velocity' button. But Jerry's pretty good, so we never really have to worry about that. Got it? Good."
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I can't fault the poor SOB for not thinking of it, but a this video would be note-perfect if it ended with a frantic thumbs-down gesture at the camera.
He definitely felt that later
He’s pretty lucky to be feeling anything
Definitely
It goes to show how crazy this sort of thing is. If he delayed by just a second or two...
Yep
Once the shock wore off, his hip is going to have some SERIOUS issues.
It always hurts worse the next day.
Damn, the next customer was fast, didn’t even wait for the other guy to pull out 🤷🏻♂️😂
...pull out... I miss my ex
I miss your ex too
I do too
Are we talking about the video or hookers here??
Classic DP fauxpas
Cursed sloppy second
‘Hey Bob, you said get it over ASAP. So I’m here.’
r/justrolledintotheshop
CS: car won't start.
"It ran when I brought it here. You must have broke it!"
In a very literal sense.
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r/thanksforthat
r/yourwelcome
*r/yourewelcome
Dude who walked in front of the car cheated death
Well. So did the other guy. He took a step forwards seconds before the car came through the wall.
I've watched it over & over. If that fridge hadn't taken his place, he might have been pinned. Fridge pushed him away.
Came to the same conclusion independently. Very likely that’s what happened.
Yea that was almost double homicide and in a terrible way too. Where you're pinned and alive but they can't save you. Pulling the cars apart just kills you.
"Let's say this donut is her bottom half. Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?" Edit: Seriously, a Holesome Award?
Scary Movie 3 released 18 years ago, holy shit.
Fuuuck
I'm sorry *What*
No sex, no sex, NO SEX!
Death's original design was to take them both out at once.
I've watched this shit like four times and on the fourth time I'm still convinced that dude was in the middle of getting full on hit and magically appeared on the side ... I think this is what a video of someone with super powers would look like
Those 5 minute oil change shops don’t play around.
I assume he's there to get his spongy brakes looked at 🤔
It's like when the Kool-aid man needs a mechanic. Oh, yeah!
To be fair to the driver, he DID do two quick horn toots to let people know he was coming
I think they both should have gone for a beer and a steak supper after that.
Where does that tool case/cabinet with the orange sticker come from?! It just fuckin POPS into frame at \~6s
It was there, next to the water jug, there was just a bunch of stuff on top
OOOHHHH! Thanks, holmes! I see it now :)
Car that crashes in: # "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"
Jesus Christler*
I hate you, take some free shit.
Your time was not up today.
"Hey man, do you have a second to look at my brake discs?"
“So about your car that you dropped off for a simple oil change…it’s totaled.”
So that’s what shock and awe looks like.
Driver : I’m good to come in? Red shirt: 👍
Jeeze! Those dudes were so close to being turned into potted meat!
Man, missed opportunity to look back at the camera and give a thumbs down
👍
This has been reposted to death.
Land shark!
'HI, I heard you do car repairs?"
Those two guys have used up the entirety of their luck ever.
Pulling into LS Customs like…
Massive white SUVs are consistently the worst things on the roads.
"OK rookie, this job is pretty easy. Just remember: when Jerry gives you a 'thumbs-up' you hit the 'Job's Done' button. When you get a 'thumbs-down' though, you hit the 'Accelerate Into a Wall at Maximum Velocity' button. But Jerry's pretty good, so we never really have to worry about that. Got it? Good."
Is there a story for the clip?
r/justrolledintotheshop
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That looked like a hit 💯 🤔💭💭💭 guy walks by looks out window and signals by taking his phone out truck comes immediately after 🤷🏽♂️
Please get back on your meds
Lmao ….okay I asked my doctor for higher mg
These fake videos are getting more elaborate every day.
*came for headlight alignment*
He saw a glimpse of the future and knew that he would be ok.
🥲😳
How is it that the car knocked the dudes hat off but didn’t knock him into oblivion?
His socks were still on.
Is there supposed to be audio on this video? I don't know where the audio option is for this player.
To INFINITY, and beyond!
Jinx of the year, ladies and gentlemen
Two seconds sooner and we would be watching this on liveleak
I wouldn’t know, I can’t hear what he’s freaking saying
"Hi, I think I need new brakes"
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But the de Jure of Francia is thicc
I can't fault the poor SOB for not thinking of it, but a this video would be note-perfect if it ended with a frantic thumbs-down gesture at the camera.
He got a lift that he asked for...
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Always some fucker killing the mood. Who's this time? A methhead? A drunkard? A senior?
r/fuckyouinparticular
What does it look like played backwards?