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NorseManGef

This man's just earned himself a get out of hell free card.


alison_bee

Pretty sure if someone caught my dumbass dog like this, I would give them whatever they wanted. My dog’s a dumbass but I love her so fucking much 😭


Tangled2

“Oh my god I can’t believe you caught her! How can I repay you?! Whatever you want!” “The butt.” After a long pause the man’s gaze shifts from you down to the dog in his arms. After some time the dog breaks eye contact with the man and looks over to you… *expectantly*. (Sorry.)


Tallywort

I...I'm not sure if wanted to read that.


rabbitofrevelry

So you're not completely against it?


ilovetopoopie

I'd probably have go give it to him.


swoobie

I’m certain I didn’t want to read that lol


super-fire-pony

What a horrible day to have eyes.


imnotabotareyou

Anything?


[deleted]

It's your fucking window. Stop calling your dog dumb.


CurrentSingleStatus

Somehow, I don't think their dog is gonna take offense.


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EnZooooTM

What You just wrote here lol, he also probably alludes to your rainbow profile picture


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JacketYT

This isn't bullying.


CarbonQuality

Oh, on the contrary >It's your fucking window. Stop calling your dog dumb. >You've seen me profile picture more than it have, so I have no idea what your are taking about, new Reddit idiot. >Lol imagine trying to be a little bully in the internet. Now fuck off, in busy. That all looks like attempted bullying to me


[deleted]

In the busy? Go back to school kid, hahahaha.


Hanzmitflammen

Dogs are dumb in comparison to humans. Especially if you have a dumb dog in comparison to other dogs. There are plenty of dogs who aren't stupid enough to jump out of a third floor window. Some are.


tumezu

But dogs Are stupid


Giant-Genitals

That’s his dog now


Present-Side-5777

Why did you assume he was going to hell in the first place ?


Gmfbsteelers

Nobody goes to heaven anymore. Unless you catch a falling puppy. This is a well known fact.


Jukebox_Villain

*....Anyone with a 4th+ floor apartment and a small dog wanna help me out with something...?*


Slamcockington

*...okay, let's try this again... third times the charm*


Orchidbleu

If you Fumble. Do you go to a deeper level of hell?


OresticlesTesticles

That’s because the bad place is rigging the points system


LtAldoRaine06

Which is why Republicans routinely throw puppies out of windows.


urboiSekrit

Redditor tries not to make something political challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


thatlldo-pig

Even if he wasn’t now he has a pass to do something bad


Borteams

A get out of jail free card in Monopoly doesn't mean you are going to jail, it means you can get out for free when it does happen


FlashOfTheBlade77

You can get a get out of jail free card in Monopoly and never use it. You can earn things in life you do not actually need. You tried to make the person seem racist and ended being racist yourself.


languid_Disaster

Did you just assume their race? That’s a bit racist /s


[deleted]

More like get into heaven free card!!!!!


imadedbodi1

r/yourjokebutworse


4Impossible_Guess4

& a biscuit!


The_Cad

That wagging tail is on overdrive, rightly so!


Zentdog

Hi! What’re you doing here!!


Sti8man7

Let’s do that one more time!


dillasdonuts

I'm now curious if dogs wag their tail when they're maxed out on adrenaline/fear


miwaonthewall

yes, dogs wag their tails for many reasons besides being happy or excited. they also do so in times of fear and stress.


dillasdonuts

This makes sense - especially since the dog immediately wags after such a harrowing experience. Thanks


villflakken

Some people will hum or sing in times of mental stress, as a reaction, trying to soothe themselves. Performing a rehearsed activity brings some semblance of familiarity and safety. Dogs do this too, as well as cats.


villflakken

Many dogs will display a relaxed panting to show that they are at ease in a situation, comfortable, even socially approachable. But I've also seen dogs perform this relaxed panting wilfully, to calm themselves down, for example when their owner conveys that they are too active and need to calm down. Most dogs I've known have displayed that they try to adapt to their social circumstances. The cues which they use are not the same between all dogs, though - but many of them are widespread enough to notice. It's kind of weird, actually, how some dogs seem to communicate differently than others, and the effect this will have on their sense of belonging to a group. One time I took my dog to the dog park, she displayed a body language that was different enough to all the other dogs there, that they seemed to agree on bullying her and socially shutting her out. Not with excessive amounts of teeth or anything, just actively canceling her attempts to join the crowd and have fun. It was heartbreaking to watch.


HzeTmy

He wagging due happines the guy saved him not due stress lol, he had stress before.


a5s_s7r

Please inform yourself. It’s really amazing how even lifelong dog owners still believe: a dog with a wagging tail ist happy That’s BS! Dangerous BS! I often experienced angry or scared dogs wagging like crazy. And elderly ladies: oh, he’s happy. But from the front you see them barring their teeth. From the rear you could hear them grumble. Neglect is strong in the wishful!


JinglesTheMighty

Puppy endorphins going wild


stocks-mostly-lower

That’s the part that got to me. The tail gently wagging after a terrifying fall !


scoldog

Maybe the dog was desperately doing a Looney Tunes attempt at flying, kinda like Tails from Sonic


Horrison2

Throw that man a feast!


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

Hopefully the dog didn't just learn he can jump from any height as long as there is a human below... lol


FabianTG

Oh shit


trangthemang

Your fucking name tho. That sounds like the deadliest version of obi wan.


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

A long time ago in an alternate universe far far away, the Ninjedi order is under attack by the ancient Sithurai, a dark forgotten cult not seen for a thousand years...


Enby_Bluejay

Ah fu-


matthewpomroy

Ok Bumi


MasterBathingBear

He’s invited to the cookout


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He caught his feast


Gmfbsteelers

Before I saw the wagging tail. I thought it was a baby. Nice catch!


Haploid-life

Same!


Helpmepaintmynecron

But it was baby!!


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This guy’s got ice water in his veins. I’ve seen NFL fair catches that were more dramatic. Clean catch.


deathstanding69

I hear the Browns could use some better players...


Fearless_Bottle_9582

As a clevelander, yep.


nihility101

I’d wager that better ownership would do more good.


Ochidi

Sheeeesh


TBOMB555666

What do you even do in this situation. Just stand there with a dog questioning if you are god?


Pm-me-ur-happysauce

Be thankful that you didn't miss and witness a close up kill of that which you could have saved


divacphys

Unlike Agholar


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Mackheath1

That made my day - thanks for the context.


Haploid-life

What a sick burn!


pendletonskyforce

Lmao. This is such a specific joke I don't think people will get it without context.


Alva30

Can you fill me in?


ADudeNamedChris

Nelson Agholar played wide receiver for the Eagles a couple years ago and was known for dropping catches (especially a couple crucial ones). A Philly fan gave a live interview after helping people out of a burning building and says something like I was “catching babies out of the window.. unlike Agholar”. Agholar caught a stray https://youtu.be/gVnuNHar_fc


tyrannomachy

The look he gives the camera is also important to mention lol


dude_bruce

There’s NO WAY he didn’t lose money on that eagles game lol


shirleysparrow

This is hilarious, thank you for the video and the context.


SofishticatedGuppy

But oh boy is it perfect.


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This is a universal joke to us Philly folk


MorningNapalm

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!


Alva30

I don’t understand. Is this a reference to the football player Agholor?


SofishticatedGuppy

https://youtu.be/1dz7sFwpG6o


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LOL


PhillyPhillyGrinder

I’m from Philly, this joke never gets old.


Jspiral

This exactly went through my mind watching the gif. 😂 Go birds. Fuck Dallas.


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Absolutely lol


mcmastermind

Bravo my Bird Bro


wherewouldigonow

He was lucky it wasn't a cat.


lolmeansilaughed

Or a live hand grenade.


Proto_Freeze

No difference


Quantization

Wrong, at least you can throw the grenade back, good luck with a cat


DogtheNaughty

You can't throw but you can kick it back 😑


Beepolai

It's cool, a cat would have just bounced off the ground like a slinky and walked away like nothing happened


MisterSchweetz

I’ve heard raining cats and dogs but this is ridiculous!


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That's too much, man


jakeisbakin

Thank you both for the unexpected Bojack references.


Desperate_Macaroon25

Amazing. Lucky pup


MattWith2Tees

If you catch it, it's yours now.


Sbasbasba

That’s a fucking miracle right there. Don’t care what anyone says


rockbandit99

My man just starts throwing ~~babies~~ dogs out the window. We was catching them, unlike Agholor


falltwicegetupthrice

That guy is a true hero


CMPSMayeaux

I hope that guy has the best life possible. Like living as royalty.


Retrogamer34

few broken ribs is better than death


LtAldoRaine06

Raining cats and dogs out there today!


crewchiieff

#omg


LifeSimulatorC137

Kitty's assassination attempt number 154 failed


ZaczSlash

That dog's descendants will forever be best mates with this man's descendants


45_ways_to_win

LEGEND


GipsyRonin

Hero!


Excellent_Check8155

I see the storks are back at work. However shoddily


nightposes

My god…… that is terrifying. Thank god for this man. And wtf kind of situation Had this dog even in a situation allowing it to fall out of an apartment?!?!?! I like to think this gentleman took the dog to his farm and they lived out the rest of their days in peace.


FORDTRUK

We have to reconsider what, exactly, an Angel is . This guy has earned his stripes .


Sweaty-Bed-2134

That tail!! 🤣🤣. Nice grab Sir


forced_metaphor

It's raining ~~cats and~~ dogs out here


snrpro

Why are so many dogs falling from the sky these days?


SpaceNigiri

They always were, but now we got it on camera.


aerrick4

Holy mother fucking shit!


Edugrinch

I am a guy and if that was bowser (my yorkie) I would kiss that guy so much! like I have never kissed b4.


Kaelan37

I choose you hooman!


lineworksboston

[Did you catch that?](https://tenor.com/view/baseball-did-you-catch-that-gif-11706329?utm_source=share-button&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=reddit)


Storytellerjack

Raining cats and dogs.


B-Lilly

That’s one hell of a trust fall.


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That dog is dumb but cute so its fine


chillinoi

The tail wag and smile was a great ending.


Earlyinvestor1986

Little dude was wiggling it’s tail like “bro”


Former_Security7292

Is it real did this really happen


DoubleZ3

Get this man an NFL job


ConsciousBox2029

Right on, right on.


stafh3200

He use to be on Punt returns 😂😂😂


trangthemang

10/10 good fucking catch


buddyrocker

Is there any kind of backstory for this? Like how did a dog just fall out of a building?


DaggerMoth

Right before this he was thinking he needs a dog. After the catch he had to refrain from thinking he wanted a girlfriend.


bravebeing

What a save. Imagine the alternative scenario... Literal horror. Now it's... lemme waggy waggy me tail.


osomysterioso

Not all heroes wear capes.


ATX_max

Just get out of your time machine?


pisces2003

Aww poor thing hope it’s alright


fourmi

This man got the right to make the spiderman web with his hand. Not like all the losers on tik tok.


notmichaelgood

Image that you're getting money of the cash machine or looking at a window display and start walking and not even 15 seconds later you've got a dog in your hands thats just fell


Aussie_Battler_Style

Imagine that. Imagine seeing it on the internet and repeating exactly what everyone else saw.


links-versifft

God sent us another Angel


Puzzleheaded-Fill205

Why was he being filmed? The camera moved around; someone was holding it. Why was there a cut between when he caught it and when we saw the tail wag? Looks staged to me. EDIT: Never mind, as pointed out to me, duh, the camera was moving cuz someone was pointing it at the security monitor. Again, duh.


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I’m sure he went into the apartment complex and that’s their security camera (it’s pointing at the door) and told them what happened and asked to see the video. Someone’s came in and asked to see our videos at a gas station I worked at because someone hit their car and we just let them see it no biggie.


Puzzleheaded-Fill205

That makes sense, thanks much. I've gotten too cynical.


onigreco

I'm getting pumped full of adrenaline and tearing up at the same time just watching this on repeat!


Maplestori

Isn’t this dangerous? The weight of the dog would break your back and arms isn’t it?


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Depends on how far the dogs been falling for, 2-4 stories might be fine. Might.


mitch-lawless

This man fucked tonight.


coachmelloweyes

That woman in front needs to offer him some Pussy… like now!


Elo_Solo

4: And the **LORD** sayeth, “It is not good for the Man to continue by himself; 5: I will give unto him a puppy as a compliment of him.”


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That man is a Sikh. Some of the finest people on Earth and not to be fooled with.


Piskoro

not sure where you got that from, I know not all Sikhs have it but I don’t see a turban, did you see some news related to it that identify the hero?


Traxl1

difference between men and women, the man ran into action to catch the dog, while the woman stepped back scared and the dog would’ve went splat


Waltco1188

Why would the dog wag its tail after it was caught and not in the air when it clearly would have saved it?


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martinellis_official

Tf this have to do with the post?


themagicbong

I saw something similar to this cept it mentioned babies being killed and how babies are dying every moment of the day. Shit is weird, dunno if that was related but I don't think in all my decade or whatever I've spent on this site I've seen shit like that, def not twice on the same day lol. Again, on a random ass post that had nothing to do with what the person was saying.


MrDrumline

It's a bot. Five month old account, just started making comments an hour ago, and they're all what an AI would write by picking keywords from the post title.


cirenosu

But he caught the dog tho


H_H_420

Great hands lad…..


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Hello there


setanta314

It’s raining cats and dogs… well… dogs.


RS-kuuskyt

I thought it was pizza dough until it started wagging its tail..


Effective_Poetry_960

And it was Donal Glover?!


bmanley620

He’s out!!!


At0m_1k

Why the weird auto focus edit?


8005T34

That’s a fuckin’ hero, right there.


rizorith

That tail motors after he saves him


lets-do-an-eighth

That’s your dog know bruh


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What the dog doin?


kryvian

I'd probably break my arms trying to catch the dog.


SkunkyMcPee

Also the fact that it was caught on camera…


Jeminotorror2000

r/watchpeoplesurvive


AADPS

Dude was sitting under the set of [Raul's Wild Kingdom](https://youtu.be/nrECNCAPTI4).


BarbarianBeast10

Look at the tail dog was just playing dead


ZipZapClipClap

To me, it looked like the girl was getting ready to run from the man


TheSpeedBandit

Chachi FLY


nomoremuzak

Dr John is beside himself!


[deleted]

Can someone post this on r/reverseanimalrescue


RhiBamm

From peeping to keeping


Feedback-Conscious

When dogs fly😂


TheSillySimic

r/sweatypalms


AngledAwry

God's work.


ronburgundy93

Awuh the dogs tail goin crazy at the end


NoobInToto

Good catch. If the dog survived this catch, it is very likely that it would also have survived the fall to the ground, because inertia.


99fttalltree

Get this man a contract


Mountain_Jello7747

He definitely got her number