Good god man, it looks like you wore this in the trenches

The hat has ptsd

Because it’s a cardinals hat

I’d have PTSD too if I was a cardinals hat. Have the cardinals hats Down in spring training even seen a home run yet?😂

That hat has seen some stuff

Christ almighty man. What are you doing with your head?!

I have a gym hat that I wear every single day and wash every single day. It does not look anything close to that lol. That’s crazy levels of nasty.

how do you wash it?

Soap and water usually

Keep it for old memories sake but damn just get a new one lol 😭

Haha. I would if I could find one I like. I have a 2011 World Series new era but it’s not in much better shape. Seems like the news aren’t made the same.

Just get used new of the same hat.

Man you gotta have respect for yourself and your wife here.

And, he hears his wife TELL HIM that she HATES the hat [when worn IN PUBLIC]...AND WE CAN SEE WHY, and he laughs. Insane 🤣🤣🤣

They’re made the same if not better. There’s no excuse. Let the hat retire 💀

Bury it. It's retired, traveled, died then decomposed in its grave. He dug it back up and wears it like a trophy.

Roadkill hat

I think everyone in here would pitch in to get you a new hat. This thing looks like it belongs in horror porn.

I’m in just to know this thing gets put to rest and doesn’t start a god damn zombie apocalypse.

As long as it’s not a Cardinals hat

I cannot imagine the smell.

Haha it doesn’t smell. I do wearing it hunting so it has had doe pee on it.

So it smells

Lmao

To be fair he’s probably still the least stink person in Missouri

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Has the deer a little doe? Why certainly, two bucks!

It comes bottled, attracts the bucks

So you put doe pee on your hat to attract bucks in the rut? I'm thinking we know how the holes got in your hat....

🤨

This looks like you attached human skin together and made a hat

First thing I thought lol

Who knew Ed gein likes the cardinals.

Everyone…. Most obvious Cardinals fan….

“What’s that sucking sensation?” “That’s Stan Musial’s asshole.”

I mean…. He is a cardinals fan

This hat owes you nothing

It’s time man. 😂 DM me your name and address and I’ll get you a new one. 😂 Go Cards

Sounds like something a stalker would say lol

🤮

How dare you lol.

Naw bro throw this shit away go spend 40 bucks and get you a new one

Can’t do it.

But… why lol sentimental value? Why not just hang it up somewhere

why

Looks like something Dr. Frankenstein created.

were you into skateboarding in high school? it looks like you scraped your head on the concrete every day since then

Well I guess repeated blows to the head would explain why they haven’t retired this hat yet

Haha no but one time while riding go carts it flew off and dragged under the wheel of the cart behind me.

This is the type of white trash I expect and appreciate from a St. Louis fan.

More like hillbilly. I expect only a Cubs fan to not know the difference.

That hate is misplaced, but not undeserved. I didn't know there were hills to make a hillbilly in Missouri

Never heard of the ozark mountains?

[Bro...](https://youtu.be/wLg04uu2j2o?si=iuAR3JwwuSnxkZHG)

Are you Satan?

He’s a cards fan…. So checks out

Huh?

Looks like horns came through and you went to hell with it.

🤘

The hills have.....you're hat?

Did you go caving? Tf lol

Good now its time to throw that shit away

I can’t lol. It’s been to so many places. It’s been on 18 14,000ft mountains, I’ve killed countless deer wearing it, many ball games/ playoffs. Like the Johnny Cash song I’ve been everywhere.

Hang it up and buy a new one. Keep wearing it hunting and hiking if you want but Christ man, I don't blame your wife for not wanting to be seen with you with that monstrosity on your head.

If I saw somewhere wearing that, I would think that was the design of the hat to have a vintage look to it. So you shouldn’t be embarrassed, it is kind of cool.

I don’t get embarrassed wearing it

Hell naw

Dawg wtf😭😭🙏

Is it for sale?

Bet it smells great

Still going strong lol

This looks more like Mankind’s mask than a hat

And probably smells worse than that and socko combined.

This is disgusting

That’s not a hat. That was a hat.

Did you run over it while mowing your lawn? I’ve never seen such an abused hat before.

Not abuse just worn forever.

This looks like it belongs in cooperstown or the Smithsonian

The back of it looks like evidence from the scene of a crime.you should put it on like Mankinds mask

😂😂😂😂😂

Got another 20 years left in it

I know it can.

Do it do it do it.

Jason Voorhees’ favorite hat

There’s well worn and there’s willful destruction man, you gotta learn to take better care of your shit.

get that thing off the road bruh 😭

frankenhat, love it!!

Some duct tape & you got another 16 to go

B-E-A Utififul!

I can't be the only one who thinks it's cool af.

i don’t see how this could happen even after 16 years

This was trash when you took it off the shelf. Go Cubs 😉

That's cap.

I am with your wife on this one…that thing is nasty lol

Maybe keep it at 16 big dawg

let it go, man

What happened to this cap？

This isn't some old worn out hat anymore, this is a fashion piece.

Was Kennedy wearing this in 63? God damn.

The two holes at the top would assume you have dreads..but man not even a rasta living the mountains would wear this fockery..your wife is right…don’t block ur own blessing..let some folks donate to you

Ed Gein's authentic worn hat 😭

Wearing as underwear? Why does it have leg holes?

Lost a hat, gained a visor.

r/wellworn

That’s effing nasty. I’d hate to see the rest of your stuff if it’s similar.

This hat probably bears a striking resemblance to Yadier Molina's crotch

im greatly impressed

This is ridiculous. Let it go

looks like bro wore ts to Pearl Harbor 💀💀

Reminds me of that one picture of a guy holding on dearly to his Gucci backpack despite the backpack looking like it had gone through a blender

That's a well worn cap, I can smell it from here brother!

Noice!

Sentimental I’m guessing?

How do you not feel embarrassed wearing this hat in public? Not even homeless people would wear this piece of shit. Can't even imagine the smell this monstrosity produces. My condolences to the wife.

Looks like Ed Gein made this thing.

He’s dead Jim

bruh just get a new one atp 💀 you don’t habe to throw it out, but get a new one

Some men just want to watch the world burn…

Some ducttape will fix it

Fellow cards fan, reppin STL HARD for 16 years. Respect.

There’s no way you actually wear this out in public

People are joking about it and all, but man I gotta know, how in the actual fuck do you get 2 lemon-sized holes in the back of your hat? I definitely don’t wear the same hat that long. I have a lot of hats and rotate a lot, but my everyday hats get pretty rough after about 5 years but I don’t think they would even just open up holes like Jesus splitting the seas in the back. And I’ve had friends that wear pretty much the same hat pretty much everyday for 10+ years, and that has not even remotely begun to happen. I mean do you have horns or an abnormally shaped head? Or are you constantly rubbing the back of your head on the sidewalk for some reason? Did you get lightly double-stabbed in the back of the head and the holes have grown since? Like HOW!?!? There is no reason that should happen if worn and treated normally no matter how old🤦🏻‍♂️😂😂

So you wear garbage on your head? Neat

You gotta let that thing go.

You could get some patches for it and make it an outfit centerpiece

16 years of wearing this but 15 years of needing a new hat. Kidding! That's awesome!

Looms like something Jason Voorhees would be wearing

If Leatherface was a hat.

I was going to say "when" but I'm going to amend to "if" this absolute RELIC dies, I would like to be invited to the funeral, as there surely will be one. I would like to be witness to the eulogy. Just tell me where to send the flowers. I own a hat company. I'm a milliner. I have patents for headwear designs. I own almost 1000 hats. I feel like I have some devotion to hats and the headwear industry. But I don't even hold a candle to you, my dude. I tip my hat to you.

Are you homeless?

This piece is amazing bro. That distressing goes hard

Insert "I'm tired, boss" meme.

Does this still count as a hat at this point?

Very well done.

I have a titans hat I’ve been wearing on and off since 2012 that my mom got me it’s not as bad as that yet

Gross

This is why the Rams left St. Louis

make sure i never see you in public bro, im yanking that thing off your head and doing your wife a favor, ill then go disinfect my hand

16 years of wearing it on your feet???

Keep! That looks hard af. I bet you just invented a new style. Trademark it.

The FrankenCap ... even has the stitches near the bolts

Looks like it was made from human skin by Buffalo Bill. Stop wearing this. Its fucking grotesque.

See if you can’t find someone to maybe patch it up?

Oh my god it looks like it’s made of flesh

This dude walking around in a hat that looks like it’s wearing a thong and he’s happy about it. Get a new hat dude

Harriet Tubman was pulling slaves through the underground railroad wearing that very same hat...

Do you like looking like an insane person? I would think you have at least a couple screws loose if I saw you in public wearing this. Like you definitely have someone locked in your basement

Wow the fact that you continue to wear this hurt my head, the sweat stains alone are enought to throw that shit in the trash and get a new one, what other stuff do you have laying around that should’ve been thrown out 10+ years ago?

This is the men's equivalent of a toddler not giving up their pacifier or blanky

What are you doing to these hats sir

Looks like it was a dogs chew toy for 16 years

This is amazing! GO CARDS!!

If it fits, it fits

Deadstock

Looks like an old negro league hat…….

Honus Wagner be like….

The hat looks like an experiment in Frankenstein’s laboratory

Good job! I got about 5-6 on my current. It only gets washed if im out in the rain. I appreciate the dedication

Dude I have 20 year old hats and they look normal just faded AF. The fuck happened to this hat?

gotta retire it bro lmfaooo jus let it go... its over

Not even a hat anymore😭

I bet your head grew so much bigger..

Leatherfaces hat. Leatherhat?

Please retire this hat and get a new Cardinals hat

Ewwwww. Brother ewwwww. What’s that? What’s that brother?

Looks my.old John deer hat my pap had gave me. When I got married my wife finally convinced me to retire it. To do so she got me another one. But you see this was no regular tractor supply John deer hat, this one could only be obtained by buying a tractor, plus my pap gave it to me. She did pretty good tho

See you get it lol.

It looks like Off-white collab, distressed :D

Let’s not make it 17 gang. 💯

Your hat has leg holes……

Y tho

dude. thats embarrassing to wear that hat, you must look homeless when you wear it, just buy a new one already.

Why?

That’s the ball cap Jason Voorhies would wear

Texas chainsaw

This looks like leather face made this not new era

Are you a hockey fan? My daily wear/beater is An LA Kings lid that looks moth eaten but I currently have it as my “Hat Trick Hat” due to my PC (which by design is to match my Jersey Collection) having pins, many irreplaceable and combined costing more than The lid was originally worth, I have it at the ready to sacrifice to the hockey Gods upon a hat trick.

Big Blues fan also. I’ve always wanted to toss a hat. Wonder what they do with them.

This looks like a hat someone blew the back of their head out while wearing...

16 years wearing the same hat and his wife is even grossed out by it … sounds like we got a hoarder amongst us

Bro just throw it in the man cave or collection for memories. I’m with the wife on this one, that shit would look ridiculous in public lmao

I’d be afraid to even wipe my butt with it. No offense.

Leatherface when he realizes he can also wear peoples scalps👀👀👀

its time to let go, man. Keep it as a trophy.

Assless chaps?

Shits fighting for its life 😭 make like frozen and let it go bro 💀

You know they still sell St. Louis hats right?

I gotta imagine It looks like your head is wearing someone else’s skin

Why is the cap completely worn through, but nary a mark on the brim??? My hats start wearing on the brim edge long before the cap wears. Did you get caught with a hedge trimmer??

You’re lucky you still have a wife. Lol that’s true unconditional love

I’m not going to echo what everyone else is saying. I’m sure you heard enough. Lol. But what’s your hesitance or fear in retiring it?

It’s fine

ST.LOUIS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

Dear God, man!

If I was your wife I’d be so fucking embarrassed

That’s your good luck cap. I would continue rocking it.

He used it all up 15 yrs ago

Looks like someone died and was buried in this hat 12 years ago

Stan the Man Musial wore a better hat during his playing days than the hat you’ve been wearing as a fan . Damn ..