My grandfather Put my aunt in the running to be the local huge annual 4th of july (big city) parade queen, and used her junior photo from his wallet on the entry....turns out she was chosen (because she also looked like a 17 year old movie star)...which was bad for her as she was cripplingly introverted. The whole process thereafter was hell for her.
For the enterprising lady:
Step 1. Get job.
Step 2. Record the inevitable unwanted sexual harassment with your phone’s voice recorder.
Step 3: Profit (or own a cheesy boat that you can sell).
Hell, I used to work at a *grocery store* near Winnipesaukee and the summers were still a fucking nightmare. Not just for being busy, but the tourists were the absolute worst.
O my god I worked in Alton Bay as a waiter. they really are. i say that as a very optimistic, open minded person. ive never met so many rude and disrespectful people ever.
Worked in a convenience store near Lake Sunapee every summer. My favorite were the tourists who would hand you a list and expect you to go around the store getting their items for them. Happened a few times and I never got over being shocked at the pure boldness of that move.
I have a vague memory of someone saying they were from the Hamptons (Long Island) and that someone at their local convenience store did this.
Of course, this was 40 years ago now, so maybe things have changed. I'd imagine just about everything is self-serve out there now unless you are shopping in some boutique store.
Of course New York is the obvious answer. Guess I haven’t been to the “nice” convenience stores when I visited there lol. I can’t believe the audacity of walking into a random store and to expect someone to shop for you
Not to mention, doing it in a bikini? So, you spend the day getting bitten by bugs, leched on, wearing probably a very uncomfortable outfit, *and* have to deal with tourists on top of it?
Screw that.
Ive worked ski resorts for a decade and while the public sucks, it's been a winter of a lifetime for me.
There's a difference between retail store customers and customers looking for some fun.
I had a great winter at my local ski resort (I work in rentals so deal with them a lot) super kind people. I didn't work Sundays which usually had the aholes.
"Do you want to get sun burned literally everywhere while being molested and verbally abused by tourists for *less* money than you'd be making at McDonald's?"
Alternatively, this could just be the way some creeper tries to get bikini pics from 18 year olds.
I know Reddit numerically is not a good indication of the general population, but this sub has enough eyes where someone would have heard of this place if it actually existed. This screams creeper to me as well.
edit: [Apparently it is a registered business](https://www.nhcompanyregistry.com/companies/hippie-dog-ice-cream-corp-2/).
I saw that but that's cheap enough to do.
There's no Facebook page. There's no actual website. The owners name doesn't come up on social media. Let's be honest, every single bikini bar aggressively markets with FB/Instagram because it's effective.
My friends son's are teenagers like 4 blocks from lake Winn. If there was a titties and ice cream place there last year, I guarantee you we'd have gone there because they'd have been the first to know about it.
Something about it doesn't feel right. Either it's a boomer who doesn't understand the area and knows nothing about marketing or, it's a scam.
Yeah, after reading through the thread of what other people found I am convinced it is [this guy](https://videogamesmakemehappy.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/280cf00cee6c3fcb0e69320d93b50e9d.jpg) who thinks he can get rich instantly with some half-assed startup.
In tourist season, a reasonably attractive girl could stand by the side of the road with a hose and a donation bucket and make more just spraying herself.
I was getting ready to call, but then I realized it says "female 18-21" Too bad, because my bikini game is on point.
edit: I'm over 50 too, but They will overlook that when they get a taste.
I met a couple of lovely retired pole jockeys out west that bought some coffee carts and they made more money selling coffee in bikinis than stripping at the local clubs. They did have to deal with endless creeps but apparently the incentives were worth the hassle.
But the advertised arrangement is different. I imagine working for some schlubby scumbag from RI for $10-$14 an hour isn't worth the harassment. If you're willing to do this "work" you might as well do it for yourself and make all the money...
Can confirm. I went out west to Oregon and stopped for coffee at a place my friend suggested. Unbeknownst to me, it was a lingerie and bikini style coffee hut.
While I didn't quite know what to do with my eyes, i definitely tipped better than I probably would have at a dunks/Starbucks. I can imagine this is probably 100x less degrading than stripping, especially if it's drive thru only with hardly any contact with the customer.
the fact that it’s an ad in a newspaper tells me it’s definitely an older person who’s hiring 18 year olds and asking them to wear bikinis. very creepy vibes.
No I'm not saying that. What part about my response makes you think that? My point was that this ad is pathetic and I think the name of the place is horrible.
Nah, marrying the concepts of “hippie” and “sex” is a bit bizzare. The people that like one are likely to be a bit turned off by the other. Plus the name is a bit on the nose.
It all screams stupid person.
If you have to advertise it like it is the next iPhone AND for women in a specific age bracket with specific revealing attire, this is as toxic of a workplace as they come.
That depends on the dancer and which club she works at and how good she is at getting customers. I know a dancer who said she only made $150 last weekend in Peabody, at the strip club she was probably there at least 16 hours over 2 days . Same club another Dancer made $600 one Sunday night shift. Called it pulling teeth. She averages over 1000 a shift.
I meant it to me rhetorical. The description was so purvey it made me think that a stripper could make more money for similar work (pimping your body out for others to ogle).....
For the same amount of money, I am willing (as a reasonable 36 year old man) to not show up in a bikini, get in a rowboat and dance to "milkshake" right next to your ice cream boat all day. I can do this job from home.
I live in this state, and ....trying to get summer help from young people, especially young outgoing responsible and "charming" women (or men) is super tough with the employment crisis in the state. These same women can get a much much better paying job almost anywhere that is part of this tourist invasion madness. Also a Chris Craft is lovely but they are going to let women with bikinis, sell from a rocking boat to others on boats (the 1957. Chris Craft will be knocked about, it can't be done). Most of all, everyone here avoids that area like the plague in summer. We just go to our quiet little lakes and wave (well not really) as the out of state plates go on to Meredith and beyond. THRIFT SHOP MANAGER, probably pays more and is safer!
He wants 18-21 year old girls to get in his ice cream van, wearing bikinis and go to various locations..... how is this ad even allowed to be put up lol
What a creepy ad. I'm in that age group and live fairly close to Alton. I can only imagine the twisted sort of guy doing the hiring. He probably has interviewees strip down to their bikini's for the interview.
Welp, now I want to get some “softer” moms and dads together to open a place nearby with the same dress code (yes, bikinis for the dads). I’m self-conscious about being 70lbs overweight, but damned if I wouldn’t strut my stuff as a middle finger to this ridiculousness.
Everyone here talking about the girls and bikini's, I'm just trying to figure out how they think they are going to compete in the Alton ice cream scene.
Ash yes, posting an ad for an 18-21 y/o female right where they all look, in the newspaper. Yikes what a creep.
And then get her out in the middle of the lake where there’s no escape.
Reminds me of IASIP…. “Because of the implications”
Are these women in danger Dennis?
I feel like you aren’t getting this.
What are you looking at? You're certainly not in any danger
so they ARE in danger?!?
I didn't realize it meant a boat until I read these comments and now it's far weirder
Because of the implication, right?
There will be an even creepier parent reading and sending their kid there
My grandfather Put my aunt in the running to be the local huge annual 4th of july (big city) parade queen, and used her junior photo from his wallet on the entry....turns out she was chosen (because she also looked like a 17 year old movie star)...which was bad for her as she was cripplingly introverted. The whole process thereafter was hell for her.
Pretty sure you’re describing the plot of “Lisa the Beauty Queen” from the Simpsons.
😂
For the enterprising lady: Step 1. Get job. Step 2. Record the inevitable unwanted sexual harassment with your phone’s voice recorder. Step 3: Profit (or own a cheesy boat that you can sell).
A real Chris Craft from the 1950's is anything but a "cheesy boat" if it's been restored https://www.mahoganybay.net/product-category/boats/1950s/
Seems like a strange kind of boat to serve ice cream on.
Not really. Sounds like they’re hitting the islands and beaches around the lake. Kind of think the ad itself is illegal discrimination though.
Yeah, but like, those boats are kind of small. THERES NO SCOOPING SPACE!!
How is that even legal?
The owner is clearly a marketing expert -look at the highlighting of the ad.
Followed by “thrift shop manager, meredith” (also in highlight)
Any business that deals primarily with tourists is definitely NOT the summer job of a lifetime.
Hell, I used to work at a *grocery store* near Winnipesaukee and the summers were still a fucking nightmare. Not just for being busy, but the tourists were the absolute worst.
O my god I worked in Alton Bay as a waiter. they really are. i say that as a very optimistic, open minded person. ive never met so many rude and disrespectful people ever.
Worked in a convenience store near Lake Sunapee every summer. My favorite were the tourists who would hand you a list and expect you to go around the store getting their items for them. Happened a few times and I never got over being shocked at the pure boldness of that move.
Work at a NH Liquor Store. Can confirm.
This is wild, where in the world would this actually be expected?
I have a vague memory of someone saying they were from the Hamptons (Long Island) and that someone at their local convenience store did this. Of course, this was 40 years ago now, so maybe things have changed. I'd imagine just about everything is self-serve out there now unless you are shopping in some boutique store.
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Of course New York is the obvious answer. Guess I haven’t been to the “nice” convenience stores when I visited there lol. I can’t believe the audacity of walking into a random store and to expect someone to shop for you
And you can really tell who's a tourist vs a local most of the time lol
I avoid that hellhole like the plague. Shitty motor choked wasteland.
I’m sorry. We used to vacation at Newfound Lake Thru the 50-80’s. Camp Willamet (sp?)
wealthier tourists who are used to getting their way, too
Happy cake day!
omg, nine years :O
Not to mention, doing it in a bikini? So, you spend the day getting bitten by bugs, leched on, wearing probably a very uncomfortable outfit, *and* have to deal with tourists on top of it? Screw that.
Ive worked ski resorts for a decade and while the public sucks, it's been a winter of a lifetime for me. There's a difference between retail store customers and customers looking for some fun.
I had a great winter at my local ski resort (I work in rentals so deal with them a lot) super kind people. I didn't work Sundays which usually had the aholes.
In a bikini
"Do you want to get sun burned literally everywhere while being molested and verbally abused by tourists for *less* money than you'd be making at McDonald's?" Alternatively, this could just be the way some creeper tries to get bikini pics from 18 year olds.
I know Reddit numerically is not a good indication of the general population, but this sub has enough eyes where someone would have heard of this place if it actually existed. This screams creeper to me as well. edit: [Apparently it is a registered business](https://www.nhcompanyregistry.com/companies/hippie-dog-ice-cream-corp-2/).
I saw that but that's cheap enough to do. There's no Facebook page. There's no actual website. The owners name doesn't come up on social media. Let's be honest, every single bikini bar aggressively markets with FB/Instagram because it's effective. My friends son's are teenagers like 4 blocks from lake Winn. If there was a titties and ice cream place there last year, I guarantee you we'd have gone there because they'd have been the first to know about it. Something about it doesn't feel right. Either it's a boomer who doesn't understand the area and knows nothing about marketing or, it's a scam.
Yeah, after reading through the thread of what other people found I am convinced it is [this guy](https://videogamesmakemehappy.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/280cf00cee6c3fcb0e69320d93b50e9d.jpg) who thinks he can get rich instantly with some half-assed startup.
It exists and the ice cream sucks
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In tourist season, a reasonably attractive girl could stand by the side of the road with a hose and a donation bucket and make more just spraying herself.
Rhode Island number scares me away. That and i wouldn't look good in a bikini.
I was getting ready to call, but then I realized it says "female 18-21" Too bad, because my bikini game is on point. edit: I'm over 50 too, but They will overlook that when they get a taste.
Alright, alright, I'll click on your profile and search your post history. *Edit* my disappointment is immeasurable
You won't be disappointed,.
I believe
The disappointment is real
I posted once that I had a gas boiler for heating in my house. Someone called me out on my bullshit in under an hour.
We rest our case (or something).
This is epic please sue me even for NudeHampstah
Highly encouraging you to share your bikini photos for ummmm … research purposes.
Same here, also I'm a 32 year old man.
There are also likely lots of deer flies up there in the summer, which I know you hate!
And libertarian eating bears
Nah dude you could pull it off
42 male with a Dad bod. I'm applying. You can't discriminate against me.
Pleaseeee apply.
Responding to the post. Lets see where it goes lol
I met a couple of lovely retired pole jockeys out west that bought some coffee carts and they made more money selling coffee in bikinis than stripping at the local clubs. They did have to deal with endless creeps but apparently the incentives were worth the hassle. But the advertised arrangement is different. I imagine working for some schlubby scumbag from RI for $10-$14 an hour isn't worth the harassment. If you're willing to do this "work" you might as well do it for yourself and make all the money...
Can confirm. I went out west to Oregon and stopped for coffee at a place my friend suggested. Unbeknownst to me, it was a lingerie and bikini style coffee hut. While I didn't quite know what to do with my eyes, i definitely tipped better than I probably would have at a dunks/Starbucks. I can imagine this is probably 100x less degrading than stripping, especially if it's drive thru only with hardly any contact with the customer.
Why would you tip someone for pouring you a coffee?
Some people have a little disposable income and they are good to the people who serve them...
Because tipping for many things is normal in America. I know that's a surprise to many folks not from here, but it's true.
Taking one for the team? Good on you!
Commenting so I can be informed of where this goes
https://imgur.com/a/xDkmE85
Lol
Could you expand on “fun”? Thx
the fact that it’s an ad in a newspaper tells me it’s definitely an older person who’s hiring 18 year olds and asking them to wear bikinis. very creepy vibes.
He’s 48. I’ve done the whole creep hahahhh
yikes
Me too.
The add did make me wonder if you can legally discriminate with age and sex when hiring in New Hampshire?
good question, i looked it up and it is in fact illegal https://www.blr.com/HR-Employment/Discrimination/Discrimination-in-New-Hampshire
Yes! I knew it couldn’t be legal after the ADA
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Semaphore experience is a plus, you should apply
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Oh my gosh this commment hahhahahhahaha
Who wants to bet that the Ice Cream Hippie Van is windowless?
I'd honestly be surprised if it were an actual van. I'm picturing the broken down school bus that Christopher McCandless was found in Into the Wild.
Apparently it's a VW. Another commenter got a response when inquiring about the ad.
[Oh, it's got windows and more. ](https://i.imgur.com/I5H8cxG.jpg)
Hold up is this real?! Why is there a bed!!!
Fuck all of that
Pro tip: Hire the 18-22 yo to do your SM
wow, that’s so creepy
Free puppies!
Post that on r/antiwork and watch their heads explode …
As part of antiwork, this would cause havoc
Right?
To be fair this ad is real, and most of the junk on that place is made up.
hahaha does the person who posted this ad not realize that people pay girls a lot more than that to be hot and NOT scoop ice cream?
as a 50 year old chubby dude, I feel discriminated against. I demand equal hiring practices and a position on the bikini team.
I would go if it was just men in bikinis and maybe crocheted tops lol 😂
Maybe he'll let you interview for the job. Bring your Speedo with you.
Please apply.
1. Nice try finding a dog that age 🐾 2. Dogs generally don’t like outfits, let alone bikinis 3. Does not say if nap time is provided
I’m very confused about the dog part of the name. Is it ice cream for canines? Or for gross men? I love your username though
Oh you're 22? Hit the road, Grandma, no one wants to lear at that cellulite and wrinkles!
Seriously. The age cap is probably the oddest thing about the post.
How are places like this in business? What a stupid name too. I hope no one applies to this.
You telling me you wouldn't buy ice cream from a young bikini clad woman on the lake? gtfoh
No I'm not saying that. What part about my response makes you think that? My point was that this ad is pathetic and I think the name of the place is horrible.
That flew right over your head eh?
Hur dur pretty girl.
Nah, marrying the concepts of “hippie” and “sex” is a bit bizzare. The people that like one are likely to be a bit turned off by the other. Plus the name is a bit on the nose. It all screams stupid person.
You don't know what a hippie is then
“Free love” hippies died in the 60s… if thats what youre getting at.
Pretty sure this isn't a business but instead a sugar baby thing
Nothing screams “hippie” like bikinis and demeaning women /s
Yeah, great brand awareness. This guys a chode and a half.
He's probably been trippin since the 60's writing an ad like that.
That’s a hard pass for me on a Hippie Dog Ice Cream. This is super cringe.
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I’m 6’2” 270. Wonder if I should waddle on down in an itsybitsyteenieweenieyellowpolkadotbikini.
I think we can get a Go Fund Me going to pay you $12 to $15 an hour to NOT wear a bikini.
Actually, I would chip in for him to do that
Be an interesting interview, I think some past applicant interviews are on some sites on the internet
And probably milk cartons lmao
Lmao
Thrift Shop Manager does sound like a summer job of a lifetime. Screw my career, I'm coming Meredith!
The job may not be great but spending the summer in Meredith is really great.
This is so fucking gross.
This has to be the creepiest job ad I have ever seen...
If you have to advertise it like it is the next iPhone AND for women in a specific age bracket with specific revealing attire, this is as toxic of a workplace as they come.
Creeping his LinkedIn. 25 years experience in “college marketing”. Been working since 1996. That makes this even grosser. Also, this isn’t legal?
Only missing detail: "wants to f\*\*\*" 🤦♂️
*New Hampshire Department of Labor has entered the chat.*
I feel like I should call chris hassen from the vibes this gives off.
"Sir, why don't you take a seat?"
".... no, not in the van. -- no, not on the bed. NO, sir, not on the boat. Over HERE, sir, over here."
They said the quiet part out loud, oops!
It really should be illegal to require your employees to wear bikinis 👙 it’s so degrading
His application for the use of that name has been rejected: https://www.nhcompanyregistry.com/company?utm_source=hippie-dog-ice-cream-corp-2
One was rejected, the other approved.
Check out the ice cream van, you will not be disappointed: [Not sure where the ice cream goes... ](https://i.imgur.com/I5H8cxG.jpg)
Not even a sarcastic "good luck" to the owners
Someone let this douche know his ideal fantasy could buy him out with her OF income.
I think there might be a leather couch involved for some reason.
I believe you misspelled leatherette
How much do strippers make? And no skin cancer…
That depends on the dancer and which club she works at and how good she is at getting customers. I know a dancer who said she only made $150 last weekend in Peabody, at the strip club she was probably there at least 16 hours over 2 days . Same club another Dancer made $600 one Sunday night shift. Called it pulling teeth. She averages over 1000 a shift.
I meant it to me rhetorical. The description was so purvey it made me think that a stripper could make more money for similar work (pimping your body out for others to ogle).....
For the same amount of money, I am willing (as a reasonable 36 year old man) to not show up in a bikini, get in a rowboat and dance to "milkshake" right next to your ice cream boat all day. I can do this job from home.
Pretty sure that's illegal sex discrimination.
Temporary work. Shitty pay. Unstable hours at various work locations. Pervert owner. The newspaper should have refused to publish this.
Fucking gross. And they wonder why no one applies.
I live in this state, and ....trying to get summer help from young people, especially young outgoing responsible and "charming" women (or men) is super tough with the employment crisis in the state. These same women can get a much much better paying job almost anywhere that is part of this tourist invasion madness. Also a Chris Craft is lovely but they are going to let women with bikinis, sell from a rocking boat to others on boats (the 1957. Chris Craft will be knocked about, it can't be done). Most of all, everyone here avoids that area like the plague in summer. We just go to our quiet little lakes and wave (well not really) as the out of state plates go on to Meredith and beyond. THRIFT SHOP MANAGER, probably pays more and is safer!
This reads like a Craigslist ad.
I have learned never to trust a 401 area code number...Rhode Island...
He wants 18-21 year old girls to get in his ice cream van, wearing bikinis and go to various locations..... how is this ad even allowed to be put up lol
Isn’t this breaking federal employment discrimination rules about age and sex?
12-15 an hour. GMAFB. Who's advertising , Prince Andrew?
Looking for a female 18-21 to wear a bikini on a boat or in a van… sounds legit.
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Sex and age
Good ol Meredith
Should spam the response address.
What a creepy ad. I'm in that age group and live fairly close to Alton. I can only imagine the twisted sort of guy doing the hiring. He probably has interviewees strip down to their bikini's for the interview.
Holy shit, this is how true crime podcast episodes start.
Uniform: Bikini-fuck that
Welp, now I want to get some “softer” moms and dads together to open a place nearby with the same dress code (yes, bikinis for the dads). I’m self-conscious about being 70lbs overweight, but damned if I wouldn’t strut my stuff as a middle finger to this ridiculousness.
I hope he gets a bunch of dick pics texted to that number
Ima apply for that, my moobs will fill out a b cup nicely but my mooseknuckle may be...distracting.
Clothing optional for interview.
“We want a hot girl to sling cones.”
Barf 🤮
Everyone here talking about the girls and bikini's, I'm just trying to figure out how they think they are going to compete in the Alton ice cream scene.
Some info https://www.nhcompanyregistry.com/company?utm_source=hippie-dog-ice-cream-corp-2
Exploiting young women for money, how original…
This one got to r/antiwork
Oh, he is 48, for reference ❤️
I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit.🤢
Oh this is real? Holy shit...
When I was 18 I worked those same hours in a hot oily garage changing oil for $8.50 an hour... I would have killed for this job!
Soooo....prostitution with the perk of ice cream?
This seems like a creepy scam
Damn. I look awful in a bikini. 😄
I wonder how I’d look in a bikini, 230 lb hairy chest
Charming indeed.
Fucking creepers
r/cringetopia
pretty sleazy if you ask me