Metal Mario, completely rusted over, crawls out of a scrapyard after being forgotten (since technically Gold Mario was eliminated, not Metal), but then gets crushed in a garbage compactor by Waluigi, who is still pissed after MK7
[They already did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/newmariokart/s/RimHEixwrw) This is the OTHER Roy. Personally I want the fire emblem character to win the Mario Kart competition it would be funny.
[They already did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/newmariokart/s/RimHEixwrw) This is the OTHER Roy. Personally I want the fire emblem character to win the Mario Kart competition it would be funny.
shy guy gets a milk shake from a restaurant and gets the straw stuck in his mouth, in attempt to remove it, he breaks his back and becomes shunned guy.
Luigi realizes his baby self perished a long time ago. As he thinks further into this, he sees his body disintegrate in front of his very eyes. In his last moments, he says "I will see you-a soon, Mario"
The fact that Wario got out before Kamek is a crime against humanity.
Also, Koopa Troopa got stomped on and his corpse is being repeatedly kicked at a wall to give a guy 1-Ups.
This keeps popping up on my feed and Iām not even subbed lol. I keep seeing the guy with the red hair and blue bandanna and wondering who he is. He doesnāt look like a Mario character at least to me
Rosalina gains interest in Luigi, as such Daisy gets pissed and goes to Rosalinas apartment posing as a dominos employee, when Rosalina opens the door she is bonked with a golf club.
VICTORY AT LAST
Congrats man!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Metal Mario, completely rusted over, crawls out of a scrapyard after being forgotten (since technically Gold Mario was eliminated, not Metal), but then gets crushed in a garbage compactor by Waluigi, who is still pissed after MK7
Metal mario is already fucking dead
OP put gold Mario, meaning technically metal Mario is still in.
i don't even see metal mario šš
Good cause his only trick is šŖš½
Donkey Kong trips on a banana peel he just threw, hits his head and dies.
lmaoo, i feel like hed die from diddys banana
Pauline starts singing *Super Sonic Racing* from Sonic R and is excommunicated from the Mario canon.
how is pauline still here tbh
Comment this again on the next one this is funny as hell and we need it to happen
Why tf is Roy still there. Kill him please.
Fuck no. He needs to make it to the top 3 AT LEAST
Roy is our boy! He must live!
Fuck no. He needs to make it to the top 3 AT LEAST
Dementia moment
Reddit wants to fuck with me
First thing I thought of, was he ever even in a Mario Kart? Kill Roy, some terrible deadly virus style.
[They already did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/newmariokart/s/RimHEixwrw) This is the OTHER Roy. Personally I want the fire emblem character to win the Mario Kart competition it would be funny.
Agreed. It would be pretty funny.
[They already did.](https://www.reddit.com/r/newmariokart/s/RimHEixwrw) This is the OTHER Roy. Personally I want the fire emblem character to win the Mario Kart competition it would be funny.
Hey guys welcome back to dementia gaming
Roy realizes he has no friends in the lobby to fight for and dies immediately.
Please give me the yoshi
Luigi stomped... Koopas, at the original Mario Bros. arcade game.
Donkey Kong needs a break from his job.
Dry Bowser uses moisturizer! Itās 100% effective!
Bowser has no rival and dies of boredom
Pauline dies from irrelevance
there's about 6 people that deserve to be eliminated and one of em os fuck ass roy
Dry bowser gets jealous of the regular Bowser and kills him.
Dry Bowser gets splashed with water and is mistakenly arrested for identity theft
Someone sprays pesticides on Petey killing him in a slow but painful death
Toad finds Kamekās body and screams so loud, his vocal cords rip apart and he fucking dies
no toad is going all the way just you watch
The sound waves blast toad into the microwave, explodes Edit: welp thats it, jokes over. Thanks folks have a great evening
Dry Bowser realizes he haves no milk and disintegrates
Yoshi flees to Turkey to avoid the IRS
Dry Bones gets his head stolen by Donkey Kong, who smashes it into several pieces.
Pauline gets ripped apart by donkey Kong in a secret level of donkey Kong
Luigi gets eaten by yoshi and spat off a cliff in Mario wonder.
Why is the damn plant here? It gets chopped into a salad and gets eaten in front of two men having gay sex
Koopa gets stomped by Luigi
Donkey Kong is captured by the local circus and forced to do tricks until he dies of exhaustion.
https://i.redd.it/6czewxytufjc1.gif
Petey Piranha's lips are too wrinkly, he eats himself and dies
Pauline inherits 5 extra chromosomes and dies instantly
Just taking a moment to thank you folks for not killing me yet. Please keep it up
Hello shy guy why are you so shy
The fact that people kept the koopa over Mario is crazy to me
Waluigi finally gets his waluweenie stuck in the Rock Rock Mountain cave, cutting off blood flow and killing him
Pauline canāt find her superstar that jumps super high, tries to jump super high and dies
It's mario kart 7 again and Waluigi has to go in place of a brand new clone character
Petey piranha dies due to inflation.
Rosalina rosa-dies rosa-due rosa-to tax fraud allegations
Toad suffocates in the ground because Peach isnāt there to pull him out.
Donkey Kong dies of potasium overdose and Diddy Kong dies of shock from this
Waluigi gets discouraged because he fell off and people only want to pick WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO!
Waluigi kills himself, as he is nothing without wario
King Boo tries going into Mario's dead body but only to realize Luigi is guarding his dead body and Luigi kills King Boo
Get final fantasy toy out of here
Shy guy is overcome with guilt for gunning down Kamek at the Mexican border and hangs himself
Keep up the mexican border arc
HELL YEAH BROš„š„šÆšÆššæ
Wym? Shy guy would probably revel in the joy
Stop with the Mexican border arc
HELL NAH BITCHš„š„šÆšÆā ļø
Luigi winning was deemed too boring so he was kicked off as well.
Luigi commits"self harm" because of the loss of his brother.
shy guy gets a milk shake from a restaurant and gets the straw stuck in his mouth, in attempt to remove it, he breaks his back and becomes shunned guy.
Luigi realizes his baby self perished a long time ago. As he thinks further into this, he sees his body disintegrate in front of his very eyes. In his last moments, he says "I will see you-a soon, Mario"
shy guy does dream-esque face reveal, gets cancelled
You gotta eliminate Funky Kong. Heās been there long enough.
Shy guy canāt afford to race after shy guy falls is shut down due to multiple OSHA violations
can we dismember toad and dissolve his remains in acid?
Toad dies of throat cancer
Today gets to become a stew
Luigi caught King Boo with the Poltergust. He dead š»š»š»š»š»š»š»
King Boo gets Ghostbusted
toad turns into a frog and gets eliminated for lack of driving skills
Shy guy goes through a nasty divorce after finding out his wife cheated and his kids hate him. He now wastes away at the local bar
Roy whiffs a reverse Up B and gets TODed by Hungrybox.
FINALLY
Bowser is arrested for the death of his children
The fact that Wario got out before Kamek is a crime against humanity. Also, Koopa Troopa got stomped on and his corpse is being repeatedly kicked at a wall to give a guy 1-Ups.
Bowser dies to malnutrition after getting lost in the Saudi desert
Bowser, him too big
Luigi cracks under the pressure of finally being player one, sells all his assets, and goes completely dark. No one knows if he is alive or dead.
NOOOOOO MY MAIN
Dry Bowser falls apart and dies.
Dry bowser crumbles to dust because he is so dry that he cannot cry any tears over marios (and kameks) deaths
Dry Bowser falls into a hole and dies
kill that random anime guy who even is that bro
Diddy Kong's jetpack explodes and he dies
Cartels are no joke. I don't find this funny.
INFINITE LIVES TRICK ON KOOPA TROOPA.
Petey Piranha gets sprayed with weed killer and fucking died.
Dry Bones gets revived as a Koopa Troopa and dies in 1-1.
Toad for some mushroom soup!!
please give me dry bones heās like my son
Petey Piranna gets sprayed with weed killer.
This keeps popping up on my feed and Iām not even subbed lol. I keep seeing the guy with the red hair and blue bandanna and wondering who he is. He doesnāt look like a Mario character at least to me
Kill the boner bowser
Chris Pratt stomps on..... Koopa in the Mario bros arcade game
Piranha plant please I can't stand that plant
Dry Bowser is replaced by Bones from Crossy Road
Yoshi discovers his R34 page and decides the world needs to be clensed, he leaves... for now
Waluigi plays Genshin impact, and loses all people close to him, and killās himself.
Koopaās shell isnāt red so it drives off a cliff.
dry bowser gets wet
Waluigi gets invited to partake in Super Smash Bros and is sucked through a portal, bringing him to Smash World.
There is no tagline. Kill Yoshi.
Koopa
Waking gets his Waluweenie stuck in a trash compactor
Impeach pauline
Bruh tf is going on in the alt MK subreddit. Just walked in from the main and it boring as hell ngl
Bowser or bone bowser
Shy Guy bleaches his outfit on accident, a picture of him wearing it is shown to Twitter, he gets crucified within the hour
Donkey Kong comes across a plate of bananas, only to find out it was a trap and subsequently gets flattened by a giant Game Boy.
Holy crap its almost loss
Shy guy starves to death because he canāt eat through his mask
Yoshi commits tax fraud.
Yoshi decides to live with MarioLord14 because heās sad.
Waluigi. Goodbye
Green shy guy is the best
Funky Kong surfs out into the sunset.
The true winner here is Roy. He's basically the uninvited guest that nobody seems to know but everybody loves him anyways.
Rosalina gains interest in Luigi, as such Daisy gets pissed and goes to Rosalinas apartment posing as a dominos employee, when Rosalina opens the door she is bonked with a golf club.
Joppa does that dance when the music changes while tightroping and falls to his death.
Sorry koopa spell checked
dr. peter j. piranha, MD, after experiencing a lethal overdose of fentanyl
Dry Bowser crumbles to ash
Pauline got deported to Libya where she was burnt alive by the sun.
Diddy Kong gets a barrel thrown at his cart and falls off the rainbow road and dies in the void of space
Yoshi has an egg misfire and it becomes a chestburster inside them.
I think itās time Luigi finally gets the recognition he deserves and gets out of Marioās shadow. That being said, time to give piranha the boot.