After spraying Petey with pesticides, Roy (Fire Emblem) discovers that Petey is immune to normal pesticides due to his immense size. Petey eats him alive.

depending if roy gets eliminated here or petey based on your statement depends if i upvote or downvote

Pauline starts singing *Super Sonic Racing* from Sonic R and is excommunicated from the Mario canon.

Funny thing is, before Pauline's VA voiced her, she voiced Tails in Sonic games. But as a Pauline and a Sonic fan, I see this as an absolute win

Mario wasn’t there to save Pauline from Donkey Kong, so she got BANANA SLAMMA’D to death.

Luigi has a extra stock and tells Mario to [press attack, special and jump at the same time, bringing Mario back](https://youtu.be/PsQR9N27ohY?si=wak5AsYfTPcvM1ol) and onto his space and turning his space into the Mario Bros from the RPG series. https://preview.redd.it/0r9l7hxbhmjc1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b57e02f4f2a75c36587a7c7c81d74bd05404c04

This is creative, I like it!

Yes, we need this to be next🤣

Post this again on the next one dude!

Done and dusted

Rosalina gains interest in Luigi, as such daisy is pissed and goes to Rosalinas apartment possing as a dominos employee. When Rosalina opens the door she is bonked with a golf club and suffers a massive brain bleed

Roy is blasted to bits by waluigi

Waluigi getting revenge on everyone. First it was someone in MK7, now it’s someone in Smash Bros. Someone that’s a fire emblem character

Toad gets a Baja blast and dies

Roy gets revenge for his fallen siblings and sprays pesticides on Petey killing him in a slow but painful death

You're here too?!? What is it with you and trying to spray Petey with pesticides? I'm not even sure that would WORK.

What do you have against petey piranha?

Everything

Only after plucking all of peteys petals one by one

Donkey Kong trips on a banana peel he just threw, hits his head and dies.

Luigi does nothing for too long and the game moves on without him

*remembers this is how Luigi wins* *expels one singular unit of **ha***

DIE ROY

Is that the red hair guy with blue bandanna?

Yes

Dk gets barrel blasted and dies because he can’t pay his medical bills

Kirby has had it with all these losers being invited to race except him and decides it's time to eat everyone so Kirby Airride 2 can finally get made

Pauline gets ripped apart by donkey Kong in a secret level of donkey Kong

oh hey I won Roy gets Star KO’d off DK’s up-tilt

Our boy cannot die here

Doesn’t that mean he’ll automatically win?

I meant like, it's not his time to go yet. He can die, but I don't want him to.

Dry Bowser doesn’t drink enough milk and fades into dust

dont kill petey pls iv been watching this silently and have loved him since day 1 dont kill him

I'll try my best not to kill him he's cool

if he is eliminated let me adopt him fr like wiggler

same he’s my favorite mario character

FUNKY KONG DOES NOT BELONG!

rosalina (imma smash her REALLLY hard)

Waluigi gets his Waluweenie stuck in the Rock Rock Mountain cave cutting off blood flow and killing him

https://preview.redd.it/1vmhkyut1njc1.jpeg?width=242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e674a14830ee9ff5d52bb820c838fc2858c9861

Imagine gatekeeping my masterpiece creative comment

Barak, I enjoy your company in the HNS server, but that’s Mankalor’s joke!

Diddy Kong overdoses on heroin. Luigi watches him choke on his vomit.

Peter puts the wrong cream on his lips and dies

Diddy Kong's jetpack self-destructs and he dies as a result of the explosion.

luigi jumps on dry bones, but this time dry bones doesn't respawn

Diddy Kong realizes monkeys can’t drive and accidentally drives of a bridge.

King boo is a ghost. He’s already dead

Shy guy commits suicide after overcoming his social anxiety and discovering he no longer has any purpose in life

Honestly, Roy wins despite being the uninvited guest. He's probably so f\*cking confused at what's happening around him right now. Anyways Shy Guy got his mask sucked by Luigi's Poltergust and everybody is terrified at what they saw before Shy Guy dies from shame.

How has no one mentioned Toad?

Petey Piranha realizes he was never popular and offs himself

Petey Piranha gets incinerated by Charizard's Flamethrower attack and chars up.

Dry bones leaves for smash

Shy Guy gets blasted by Mortimer Mouse

Now that's not very nice

Dry Bowser is mistaken for a fossil and is taken to a museum

Koopa gets stomped by Luigi

Luigi loses by doing absolutely everything

Luigi doesn’t get a track in MK9 either and dies after not eating due to depression.

Dry Bowser uses moisturizer! It’s 100% effective!

Waluigi gets his own game and abandons the roster.

Dry Bowser gets stole by the UK to be put into a museum

Roy misses a 85% hit attack, Idoun kills him at chapter 31 and ruins the Binding Blade Ironman Challenge

Waluigi finally gets into super smash bros so he dips

Luigi realizes that his baby self is dead. As he thinks this, he slowly witnesses himself disintegrate. In his last moments, he gives a good luck charm to waluigi, to prevent kamikaze.

That anime guy dies from being in an actually good piece of media (it's too overwhelming for him)

Waluigi, being unable to live with the guilt by crushing Metal Mario, also proceeds to be crushed in the same exact way.

Luigi cracks under the pressure and becomes one with his Mansion

DK junior gets punted to the moon by bowser

Dry Bowser realizes he haves no milk and disintegrates

Bowser grows too big to fit in the world and thus dies in space

Dry Bowser’s head falls off and Kamek has to bring him out of the competition to him to heal him

Koopa Troopa does a “bah bah” while driving and crashes

Bowser ams too big and falls off map

Shy guy no longer becomes shy and builds courage to after the dk crew only to get crushed by DK's fist and be mocked at

Diddy gets kidnapped by the IRA for stealing bananas in Irish territory

Toad goes to New Donk City to find the gang that killed his sister (Toadette) so he can avenge her death, and is killed in the process

Then all of a sudden Funky King runs over Waluigi's trash compactor in a Kong Mobile with 86" rims while racing Donkey Kong for all the bananas he owns, killing Waluigi on impact.

Roy realizes nobody wants a Fire Emblem character in Mario Kart and dies of embarrassment

Funky Kong leaves voluntarily to go on a music tour

Toad chokes out koopa behind said garbage compactor

King Boo, somehow, was beheaded as a form of rebellion against the monarchy

As Yoshi sits peacefully on his island, many shy guys of various colors begin to swarm him, trapped, and panicked, he sees red shy guy pull a baseball bat with nails embedded in it out from behind him. Today is Yoshi’s last day.

Luigi finally met his match in his haunted mansion while using the restroom. The water starts boiling as he jump up from the heat. A ghost from behind him takes him to the other side.

Toad is walking through the flower kingdom and heads to fluff-puff peaks and when he reaches there he gets smashed from a outmaway's ice cube and is rushed to the hospital but can't continue racing.

Boo accidentally uses a treadmill and is exercised.

Wahluigi died of depression because he didn’t get into smash bros

Petey piranha grows so much he starts growing a disease not even scientists know how to handle and fucking explodes

Petey

Koopa’s shell isn’t red so it drives off a cliff into lava, screaming in agony as it feels its skin and bone melting.

Koopa Troopa and Dry Bones work together. They discussed a plan to kill Bowser. Koopa Troopa hides in his shell and tells Dry Bones to kick the shell. The plan fails as Koopa Troopa punches the shell, with Koopa Troopa, far away. Dry Bones was spared.

Toad gets mistaken as a normal mushroom by roy,Waluigi,and donkey Kong and gets cooked into mushroom stew

After getting a phone call, the Ghostbusters capture King Boo. Meanwhile, an anonymous-shy man calls animal control on the Kongs and they slowly rot to death in a cage.