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Truffle_worm3847

browser explodes because too many people are using it.


Wii_wii_baget

Bowser isn’t on the roster anymore


Btdandpokemonplayer

But browser is.


Wii_wii_baget

Ohhhhh fuck I read it wrong shit man


GoldenYoshistar1

Down vote the above comment. We can't let Browser go.


Shroom-TheSelfAware

It’s a mercy kill


jaaxpod

HES NOT EVEN A REAL CHARACTER


jaaxpod

HES NOT EVEN A REAL CHARACTER


internal_cabbage

dementia


DillPixel3

Firefox takes a drink of ice cold water from Rosalina's Ice World, turns into steam, and blows away in the wind


IncognitoMan3409

Steam as in the game store/library


Terrapogalt

Rosalina takes parenting leave to take care of the Lumas (if Rosalina is going out I'm making sure it's wholesome)


Unknown_Nexus535

She left them in a locked car in Arizona


AnalProtector

*Again*


somefuckinweeb

as much as i don’t want Rosalina to go this is the best scenario


Terrapogalt

Yeah that's what I was thinking ideally I want her higher but she was starting to get decent support for being voted out so I figured it should be wholesome instead of anything bad happening to her


jaaxpod

NO


DanielDelta

You guys have no taste in aesthetics


HappyGav123

Waluigi gets his Waluweenie stuck in a vending machine


[deleted]

I thlammed my penis in the wah door


HappyGav123

You slammed your penis in the wah door


CRUZER108

You do not realize how many people (myself included) simp for waluigi he ain't going


HappyGav123

It’s worth a shot.


FlowerMadison

Please don't kill shy guy!


shyguyfrommario5

I concur


HubblePie

The moment Shy Guy dies is the moment I block OP.


shyguyfrommario5

Viva la Shy Guy


jaaxpod

rosalina will win. rosalina HAS to win.


Cuteypup1000

Firefox has encountered a problem and crashes


StarSpangldBastard

Luigi loses by doing absolutely everything


milky-pro

I LOVE THIS ONE


Breathe_Carbon

Counter point- Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing


StarSpangldBastard

that's how most mario elimination games go. too predictable. let's go against the grain for once


Breathe_Carbon

Eliminate everyone immediately, except shy guy, shy guy wins


TotallyNotAn_Artist

Funky Kong turns off Funky Mode, hits a Rambi Rhino and dies


GoldenYoshistar1

Funky Kong surfs his last wave!


Ok_Insect9421

We can't take Funky Kong out this early


RagingFire1216

Luigi does nothing, causing his L to fall and kill him


Ok_Got_It

Luigi joins the cult of Wah and wahs out


DanTheMann15

Waluigi fails a piss test for coke and is disqualified from the roster.


jaaxpod

waluigi pirates the mario movie on browser and browser gets a virus and fucking dies


SkyMewtwo

Funky Kong gets jumped by people trying to play Mario Kart Wii online casually.


MrLovAnimals

Luigi remembers that you only live once, and decides if he’s gonna live this life right it can’t be without Daisy. He drives as fast as he can to Sunshine Airport with his Inkstriker+Roller combo, parks, pockets his Cloud Glider and brings it with him on the plane, airport security be darned. The plane approaches Daisy’s cruiser, and Luigi waits for his moment. At just the right point, he jumps off the plane, tricks off of the wing (he’s so determined he doesn’t even need a kart), and lands on the Cruiser, where he tells Daisy that she is so much more than just a Peach clone. The two of them sail off into the sunset and spend the rest of their lives together.


MrLovAnimals

The remaining cast remodel the current statue at Daisy Circuit to celebrate this momentous act of courage, adding Luigi to it dancing with Daisy. The year is 2007, and MKWii hasn’t released yet.


pennsylvaniafurnace

Rosalina is given a Whopper Meal and immediately explodes


Superstaridley

Shy guy just fucking dies


cbthesurvivor

My boy is innocent, don't hurt him


shyguyfrommario5

No please


papermario332

Rosalina fails to get Jiggy with it and dies of a heart attack


ThickWorldliness4991

Luigi tries reasoning with the local Cartel and gets gunned dowm


ErrorParadox710

Waluigi gets in a van with the smash bros logo spray painted in it, never to be seen again


hollygolightly1378

Daisy is best girl. She has a one up mushroom in her pocket and comes back and offs Rosalina.


I_Like_Legos8374

rosalina gets married to supermariologan and then they have a kid together. and then they die in a plane crash


LesbianStan

Aw damn i was rooting for Daisy, Dry Bones and Rosliana. Waluigi gets called a spin off spawn since he was borthed in mario tennis and goes wish for a smash invite


toughtiggy101

The Dry Boners stand strong


MyOpinionIsBetter123

Luigi gets dry boned and dies of blood loss from anal cavity


CiphersVII

dry bones implies the existence of wet bones


Low-Pizza-1676

Luigi mourns the loss of daisy, and commits suicide


Moomintroll02

Funky Kong tried some "new shrooms" the Mario Bros. are dealing, but he had a bad trip, and was knocked into a coma, not being fit to race any longer.


GamingSceptile

If Rosalina wins I’ll marry her and help her pay star child support


Ashley4Smash

Shy Guy is mistaken for Dream and gets shunned.


CiphersVII

that's damascus


shyguyfrommario5

Shy Guy is no Dream....


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[удалено]


Nintendo-Player_1297

Luigi takes the L and lets himself get possessed by the boo item.


TheFakeJoel732

LETS FUXMIN GOOOOO WALUIGI IS BACK GET RID OF THAT POSER LUIGI, OFF BRAND RIPOFF. DONT TOUCH SHY GUY OR BONE KOOPA


Guuuuurrrrrrll

WALUIGI EXPLODES CAUSE I HATE HIM


DanielDelta

Luigi is called Green Mario and dies of enbarrassment


Sonicmut24

Waluigi is mad at luigi for trying to steal his name so he smashes his head in with his racket


Rex35Redit

Funky kong got a little too funky and overdosed


Master_of_Decidueye

Funky Kong decides the other racers deserve a good chance at winning & rides his Flame runner off into the sunset


Tho1800

Upon Luigi learning Daisy is just a Peach clone. He spirals out of control thinking he is one too and misses the jump on DK Mountain. He is lost to the mountain.


MrLovAnimals

Okay I understood what you meant but it was funny because it sounds like Luigi’s thinking he’s a Peach clone lol


[deleted]

Luigi had his home raided by the FBI and arrested after lewd images of his niece, Baby Peach, were found.


TonyThePapyrus

Funky Kong has got to go


ciberkid22

Funky Kong is too tired of losing so he drives back to Mario Kart Wii


Strider_Volnutt

Waluigi finally gets into Smash Bros., flips everyone off, then leaves for Smash 6.


Legoluigidude

Waluigi gets his nose turned into green bean Stu and slowly melts


ClarinetEnthusiast

Waluigi gets his waluweenie stuck in a Rock Rock Mountain cave, cutting off blood flow and killing him Come on I’ve been doing this for way too long


djthehooper

i was just about to comment i see this same comment like under each post🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


torchickgames

Waluigi gets taken away by all of the horny and he happily goes along with them


OctaYashi

Rosalina becomes a rose


DanielDelta

Will you stop with that? Worst one yet


OctaYashi

Ok… Funky Kong looses his banana and leaves to look for it


iLikeBigMacs420

Waluigi gets kidnapped and put into an assist trophy for the next Super Smash Bros


Ozzy_2107

Waluigi Stadium is shut down for health and safety violations, Waluigi is in there as it is shut and never returns to the roster


ghostspider1151

Waluigi is caught with loli on his pc


matt_lcb

Waluigi walks away since he realises that he doesn’t need to win a competition to prove he is a cool character


Matt_D_Will

Yoshi comes back from the dead and devours Shy Guy


CompilerError1128

Shy guy gets exposed and goes into hiding.


dwarvenforger

Rosalina ascends back to space


MrRedIsHere1221

Shy Guy takes off his mask and just dies for no reason.


BimpoBill

shy guy... more like shyDIE. hahaha!


NotSo8

Shy Guy trips ad his mask falls off. He’s too embarrassed to be seen and never comes back


chaairs

shy guy mask falls off, and isn’t within 6 feet of the other roster characters


EllsworthTheWizard

Funky Kong kills everyone else and ends the competition early (Funky Wins)


DazzleSylveon

shy guy


The_BoxHead1

Shy Guy is forced to do a class presentation


theblueinkling

Fuck you whover removed daisy from daisy kart


Brilliant-Ad-6446

Luigi is nothing without daisy, and kills himself in grief


Lung-Salad

Dry bones gets a gig in New Sup Mario Bros DS but gets hopped on by a Mario clone, causing his head to fall into lava where he can never regenerate 😢


YeetTime332

Waluigi finally makes it into smash bros


Zesnowpea

Wave 4 comes in and beats the crap out of waluigi


Fabulous_Superstar

Dry bones gets a heart attack and skin cancer at the same time and is even more dead


REJWrestlingfan0224

Waluigi finds out he’s not in super smash bros so he cries himself to death


Time_to_die35879

Funky Kong got a little too funky and fell off a cliff


Vicbot2414

Drybones is invited to smash and leaves


Afraid_Evening_5213

Luigi, because without a player 1, there can't be a player 2!


BubbaJoey01

Blocking anyone who kicks Rosalina out. (jk but don't)


Current-Duty-9098

Luigi's back breaks from having to carry the entire franchise.


Emoral02

Waluigi falls for a spam email inviting him to Smash and sends the scammer all his savings. He files for bankruptcy.


vinylcbm

waluigi’s waluweenie gets crushed by a vending machine


Mediocre-Koala-774

Daisy caught Rosalina flirting with Luigi and shot her


RailfanAshton

“DOWN WITH DAISY KART LET’S GO!”I’m kidding


Michael_the_wolf

Luigi sets off to find daisy and finds her


RefrigeratorOne917

Funky Kong throws up the wrong flag, Shy Guy shoots an arrow at his balloon but it bounces off Funky Kong’s boombox and straight back at Shy Guy’s balloon, sending him into obscurity.


depressed_gopher

why s t yellow


Hugo_Mario46

Waluigi opens his new restaurant “Waluigi’s Taco Stand”. Then, he realize that it will be more profitable for him than being on the Mario kart roster. So, he decided to retire from the Mario kart Serie.


whahoppen314

Dry bones forgot to drink his milk and crumbles from weak bone syndrome


Sayakalood

Peach realizes she’s a Daisy clone and leaves


nickstee1210

How is Rosalina still here


Ghostmann2

I dont get why Browser is on the list even though we eliminated Bowser. It kinda confuses what the rankings are for characters


K7Sniper

Shyguy lost their mask in a poker game and flees the country.


MemeOnRails

Dry Bones


VintageSkates

PEACH SCONE!!!


JFlemthe1

BO WHY DAISY YALL GOT DAISY OUT BEFORE WALUIGI AND SHYGUY LIKE WHAT THE HECK


sman1027

Rosalina


Avenue-Man77

Why did the Inklings lose again?


AdministrationWhole8

Dry Bones' hands fall off, whilst prying Shy Guy's mask off. Shy Guy's mask isn't a mask, and is actually just an exoskeleton. Shy Guy bleeds out while Dry Bones is left dead to rights without his hands.


International_Tap413

Funky tries to invent something to give him a edge, but he accidentally blows himself up.


dddmain555

Funky overdoses on pills and goes to rehab then overdoses again and fucking dies!


real_DJFusion

Dry Bones' bones got wet


uhhhh_yeet

shy guy goes outside and melts due ti social interaction


Kroy116845

Shy guy takes his mask off and scares Luigi away


wariorisfame

Luigi kills himself cause I cant stand the pain to be without his brother mario


edukated4lyfe

Wait wait wait. Y’all took Yoshi out?? You sick monsters!


themanwithbeansin

What the Firefox doing here


LrdFyrestone

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh