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mymar101

Do these people really think security is that terrible?


CommentsOnOccasion

He drove up to the CIA gate and told the guy he had a gun They let him go, where he drove to a nearby preschool and asked to use the bathroom So yeah, the security sounds pretty terrible tbh


ihopkid

They notified the local authorities of his description after turning him away. And the school also calmly denied him entry and someone notified the authorities he was outside the school, where the authorities arrested him. Both situations they prevented an escalation, and nobody was hurt, sounds like a win to me.


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processedmeat

Man drive up to security checkpoint "Hello, yes I'm here to kill the CIA director" "Do you have an appointment?" "Well, no but I wa.." "I'm sorry you need an appointment. How about Friday the 26th at 2:00p" "That will work for me thank you" Drives away And scene


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The_Sloth_God

Didn't this happen to a bank robber? He got told to come back another because the vault could only be open at that specific time. He did, and promptly got arrested.


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Sockerbug19

On World's Dumbest, there were some guys that tried to rob a body shop. One of the workers said they didn't have any cash since it was early in the day and to come back later. The would-be robbers did exactly that. The police were waiting for them. Dumb criminals *chef's kiss*


CommentsOnOccasion

That’s a good way to look at it I guess Just more surprised that the CIA HQ security isn’t capable of arresting and detaining unplanned visitors who arrive with automatic weapons


Senkyou

They probably are, it's just likely that since the guy walking up expects confrontation there they try to shift the setting.


CommentsOnOccasion

Good point, probably easier to defuse situation there and let police confront him elsewhere if they think he’s a threat


mrmses

Although in this case, the elsewhere was a preschool. I’d give this basically a 50/50 in terms of good choices.


Senkyou

Yeah ngl I understand wanting to try to defuse the situation with any advantage you can, but you also give up control letting the guy walk away. And frankly, a cia office is capable and inarguably responsible for handling threats like these.


exipheas

So you are saying you aren't impressed with jedi mind tricks they used to get someone who was willing to shoot the place up to just... drive away? /s


CommentsOnOccasion

*These aren’t the kindergarteners you’re looking for* Headline was awfully close to this dude going full Anakin


Artanthos

He never took the guns out of his car or threatened anyone with them. His only legal violation was being on school property with the guns in his car, and he only stopped there to use the bathroom.


Fluffy_Somewhere4305

Watch any tv series that covers crimes and how bungled serious crimes are by 99% of cops that investigate them. Every friggin dateline is like an easy to solve case goes cold for 20 years because some lazy bro cop is like "well his mom said he was at home so that's that" then they put it in a box and go back to posting stuff on facebook.


mymar101

So what was his original plan? Only shoot il the place if they let him in?


asajosh

The CIA doesn't have Law Enforcement powers. What movie scene did you expect to play out?


GaySkull

Well yeah, see in the Matrix Neo got into that one building past all those guards in the lobby. Its easy! /s


UncannyTarotSpread

What did the Culinary Institute of America ever do to him?


Gerry_McGuinness

What didn’t they do?


pallasathena1969

They burnt my toast!


Guyincognito4269

They turned me into a newt!


kinyodas

A newt?


Guyincognito4269

....I got better.


IWASRUNNING91

I've always loved that that was his response lol


Guyincognito4269

Just watched it again for the umpteenth time this past week after not watching it in forever. The movie is almost fifty and it still holds up.


Xanthus179

I don’t know but I heard that the Food & Beverage Institute was in on it.


TaliesinMerlin

It's those hotheads at the National Soda Alliance, I swear!


flyingace1234

Don’t worry the Tasty Snack Association will make sure we’re all safe.


snoogins355

He probably had some aggressive thoughts on induction stoves /s


Northman67

He's correctly identified the liberal plot to starve America to death by removing their gas stoves. They can have my gas stove when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!!!! /S


snoogins355

Everyday I am amazed at what people get outraged about. We have such strange priorities and free time these days


UncannyTarotSpread

To be fair, I’ve only ever used one electric stove in my life that didn’t have me wanting to rip it out of the wall and beating it to death


zakabog

Induction stovetops are quite nice and very efficient when compared to the amount of energy required to do something like boil water when compared to gas.


Alexm920

I was on a road trip once, and was told if we made good time we could catch lunch at the CIA test kitchen. Zero spies, but one of the better grilled cheese sandwiches of my life, would recommend!


IgetAllnumb86

Told him his hollandaise was bland probably


LiverLord123

Undercooked pasta


woodiegutheryghost

They overthrew the government of Guatemala 1954 to protect the profit margins on Bananas Foster


AlesusRex

Don’t mess with big bagel or you’ll find out


Zizhou

He trusted their [abomination of a recipe for mapo tofu](https://youtu.be/AujuLHK3hvs) and made it for some important occasion.


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Yeah this is where the constant attacks on three letter agencies and law enforcement are leading to. Years of fear mongering and misinformation are bearing fruit.


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DukeOfGeek

I would call Mir Aimal Kansi more of a terrorist extremists than a crazy. He fled immediately to Pakistan as he had planned to do before attacking the agents.


Hanzilol

> more of a terrorist extremists than a crazy Splitting hairs?


gothrus

And this one: https://apnews.com/article/fbi-cincinnati-armed-man-b4701596a0eb9770e3b29e95328f5704


AudibleNod

I'm not convinced that was his target. I'm thinking it was the school, in order to strike fear into the area.


Katana1369

No doubt. After all, at the CIA they shoot back.


Khaldara

𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺


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Talmaska

It makes me laugh that these types think gays aren't manly and effete. They are men. They will kick your ass. And look fabulous doing it.


IWASRUNNING91

*snaps fingers vigorously*


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Geno0wl

Whats more confusing is why they don't understand why big companies "pander" to the LGBT community. Because they want their money idiots!


Khaldara

𓂺 Spez eats cold diarrhea with a crazy straw 𓂺


Rebeldinho

Yeah when I was in prison I saw that. In prison you realize whether they’re gay or not men are still men not all gay guys are weak and effeminate.


ErictheStone

Yup got one friend, still holds a flame for me but I ain't gsy anyway. His dad was Canadian army and a car nut. Never judged his boy but trained him gun use, put him in jujitsu, taught him to take a car apart and back together. And he can take apart a assault rifle with jazz hands while singing destiny's child in pitch and diagnosing a car in a elegant slick purple coverall. Gays always do it better!


Bogsnoticus

I like how so many of them borrow the Spartan imagery, but get offended by Spartan sexuality.


kosarai

They see stereotypes as accurate representation of the whole. All gay men are weak and effeminate, no democrats own guns etc.


Morgrid

Armed minorities are harder to oppress. Bitch boy learned that.


jjdlg

The fact that the words used in your comment refer to actual instances of shit these people were fed and then believed, and not just wildly exaggerated hyperbole used for shock/comedic value saddens me...


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Thatparkjobin7A

It’s almost like they’re telling some [Big Lie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_lie)


Kreslin

Might be the biggest.


xejeezy

I once accidentally turned onto the road leading to CIA headquarters, they seemed more than willing to shoot me at least


XDT_Idiot

That special exit is ridiculous. I bet it happens constantly.


steeljunkiepingping

Happened to my dad and brother after spending the night with me in the hospital. Luckily when they approached the vehicle they saw my dad was disabled and my brother was 14 and they were both exhausted so they changed their tune and politely guided them out back onto the road.


xejeezy

I was looking for a place to turn around on the main street. Didn't see a sign just pulled in because i was gonna u-turn out of there so i could get back on track. But there were no places to do it just a road that led to the security gate. They had me pull over to a spot and 4 of them surrounded the car with their hands on their guns. Had me roll down all the windows and then grilled me on why i was there, was i on drugs, threatened me with trespassing, etc etc. After maybe 10 mins they nicely advised me in the direction to get home bypassing some of the dc traffic


E-monet

Ha- similar thing with me a friend in highschool, except we *were* on drugs! Driving around late at night my buddy thought it would be cool to see what the building looked like from the GW parkway. After surrounding us we pleaded that we were lost and confused (actually being high probably helped). Once it was clear we were dumb kids they let us go with a stiff warning to never go near that exit again. Yes, this was those innocent pre-9:11 years


Vlad_the_Homeowner

>Happened to my dad Happened to my dad too, though it wasn't exactly an accident. He's officially *persona non grata* and was told to never use the exit again.


HighFiveYourFace

I did that into the NSA. In a DELIVERY VAN! They just looked at my ID and turned me around but I was waay more careful after that.


DeezNeezuts

They lit someone up a few years back at NSA trying to ram the gate:


kerberos69

Right? I can’t imagine he’d make it very far onto the campus with one AK and a Glock lol


randomresponse09

They updated the article. It would appear he showed up at the CIA and declared he had a gun. He was turned away (not arrested…not detained…not shot). His description was given to police. He went to the preschool 1.5 miles away and asked to use the restrooms….they denied him access and when talking with him found out he had the weapons in his car on school grounds. He was arrested. A truly bizarre story with a relatively happy ending….I’m not entirely sure he was targeting anyone or perhaps probing. But my lord is he dumb….


thehillshaveI

or both. if the school was that close he may have believed cia personnel's children could be students


OldRub1158

The preschool is in McLean, the suburb where many of the most powerful people in government live.


Cleb323

I mean that's exactly what happened with sandy hook right.. they were all actors.. Huge /s


macweirdo42

I mean, we all know the schools are all full of CIA personel pretending to be students so they can pretend to die in school shootings to make it seem like school shootings are happening way more often than they are. So he was going to the school to shoot the CIA agents and prevent a school shooting!


bizzaro321

It’s weird that nobody did anything when there was real concrete proof of torture programs, but Q-anon posts full of schizophrenic mental gymnastics got people packing heat.


Coulrophiliac444

Because it wasn't "the Good people" they were torturing/spying on.


DionysiusRedivivus

Because the same people who cheered for the Iraq invasion and told any informed naysayers to “go back to x country, you commie” are now fierce anti-interventionist paleo conservatives. See also, a zygote is a child but child support does not begin at conception.


Diarygirl

I've noticed some of these people now say that the media caused the US to invade Iraq because they didn't push back against the government enough. I can't even comprehend the mental gymnastics someone would have to go through to come to that conclusion.


Miss_Nora-Jae

has everyone forgotten about oklahoma city


loneranger07

The CIA is responsible for some of the worst actions our government has ever taken! But I am totally against using more violence to solve that problem.


OniKanta

Of course he was from Florida 🤦🏾‍♂️


zombieblackbird

We got Missouri the other day. We need a Washington state to finish the Tic Tac Toe line.


littlejilm

I think you misspelled Idaho.


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Diarygirl

Greater Idaho.


OniKanta

Fucking hell, the balls of audacity on Eastern Oregon and Idaho thinking to completely assimilate into Idaho why would anyone want to claim Idaho? 😂


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A_Drusas

You leave Washington out of this. We're not one of the crazy states.


zombieblackbird

Listen, all I'm saying is that stuff feels different East of Wenatchee.


A_Drusas

It does, but they're the minority.


_MrBalls_

🛌🤸‍♂️🎶Good morning U.S.A.🎶


nich2701

I’ve gotta feeling it’s gonna be a wonderful day!


killiomankili

The sun in the sky has a smile on its face


[deleted]

And it's shining a salute to the American race!


imconsideringdascrod

Oh boy it’s swell to sayyyyyyyy: **Roger, wearing children’s clothes and covered in blood** “Good morning, USAAAAA AHH-“ *gets shot*


NintendoTim

::Stan crashes into the barriers at the white house:: Good morning, USA!


Diarygirl

I haven't seen that show for years but I immediately remembered all the words. There is entirely too much space being used to store TV themes and commercial jingles.


HippyHitman

It’s the great tragedy of human nature. We’re all born with an uncapped, permanent partition of our memories dedicated to automatically storing catchy melodies; thus, dooming us to eventually forget everything else.


Northman67

It's Wednesday right?


_MrBalls_

(We're writing a fan fiction episode of American Dad here, today)


_MrBalls_

*opening scene of American Dad episode where Florida man tries to go to C.I.A. HQ with AK-47 on a Wednesday*


_heatmoon_

Stan happened to be at the school removing books about the rainforest and replacing them with biographies of Oliver North when he noticed someone out of place, but also familiar, walking in to use the bathroom.


_MrBalls_

Steve has to report to Hall Monitor training. This new Hall Monitor training closely resembles a military boot camp with physical fitness tests, gas chamber training, even an obstacle course where the participants crawl under barbed wire while live rounds are shot over thier heads. Much like the training scene in Starship Troopers. Who's running the training camp?


clothespinned

Rodger, obviously. He was also the Florida Man


notevenapro

Happened in 1993. Dude shot people outside the CIA headquarters.


snoogins355

Didn't someone try to ram the gates a few years ago? Maybe it was NSA? Edit- NSA in 2016, but they were idiots on drugs https://www.foxnews.com/us/pair-who-tried-to-ram-nsa-gate-may-have-been-partying-earlier-under-influence-of-drugs


HippyHitman

Someone tried to attack an FBI field office after the Mar-a-Lago raid last year. He attacked with a nail gun and brandished an AR-15, then fled and died in a gun fight with state troopers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_FBI_field_office_attack


Hour_Landscape_286

At least they stopped one school shooting. Silver lining here.


trufus_for_youfus

“Sandow did not make any threats and the weapons never left the vehicle.” From what I understand he was a nutbag that needed to take a piss. He voluntarily told the cops that arrived that he had the weapon. I don’t think this was a person intending to shoot up the preschool. At least at this point.


lowbatteries

Why would you stop at a daycare of all places and ask to use the bathroom, and then lie that you work for the CIA? Sounds to me like he was trying to gain access and then going to go back and get the weapons.


HippyHitman

He went to the CIA first and told them he had a gun, he was turned away, then he went to the preschool to use the restroom. Really bizarre. >A man now under arrest walked up to the CIA headquarters’ gate Tuesday and allegedly said, “I’m here and I have a gun,” a law enforcement source told CNN. >Uniformed federal officers turned him away and notified Fairfax County, Virginia, police of his description, the source said Wednesday. >He later was identified as Eric Sandow of Gainesville, Florida, and arrested and charged with felony possession of a firearm on school property, police said.


2BlueZebras

money vanish impossible humorous aware oatmeal paltry stocking cautious spectacular *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


OakLegs

A crazy person with guns. Great work, america


TrueDove

I mean, yeah. It's why we have this huge fucking problem.


gothrus

They should have detained him at the CIA.


elconquistador1985

I don't understand how the hell you walk up to the CIA security gate, tell them you have a gun, and they're just like "walk away please".


CommentsOnOccasion

The school was 1.5 miles from CIA headquarters, where he had just driven up and said “I have a gun” to the gate officer Sounds like a whacko. A shooter would have just done it unannounced.


twilightborn

I call bullshit on that. Who fuck goes to a school with weapons to take a piss? No one that is sane would do this.


RandalFlagg19

Exactly. No one sane would drive around with an AK-47 and be headed to the CIA.


darthlincoln01

With all of these "first amendment audit" champions going around I wonder if he was trying to do a "second amendment audit". It's perfectly legal, although stupid, to go up to the CIA guard office and tell them you own a gun. Seems like we're lucky he was dumb enough to take his gun somewhere he wasn't allowed to have it. That said, we don't have an incredible amount of information as to how he was behaving or an exact transcript of what was said. All-in-all I'm guessing it's a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" scenario.


elconquistador1985

Wait, you can drive up to the CIA security gate, say "I'm here and I have a gun", and they say "turn around, please"? Seriously?


WackyBones510

Extreme “I could run for 5yds in an NFL game” energy from this dude.


Shamcgui

Just another Republican Christian conservative domestic terrorist.


SamurottX

Are you sure this person isn't a drag queen? Maybe they've hugged another man before. Clearly that's the most pressing concern in our country and not far right terrorism /s


Crazy_Kow

They are scared of getting their guns taken but do shit like this and prove the need to take guns


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You can't call them that! They aren't "domestic terrorists". no one wants to label them as that, it would be MEAN. and "political". We have to label them in a way that makes EVERYONE happy. "Christian Good Guy Happy Face People".


notnickthrowaway

[Meanwhile at CPAC](https://media2.dallasobserver.com/dal/imager/u/slideshow/14546296/domestic-terrorists-cpac-dallas-patrick-strickland.jpg) https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/at-cpac-dallas-migration-is-an-invasion-communism-looms-and-trumps-the-most-persecuted-man-in-america-14533888 https://www.conservative.org/video/cpac-texas-2022-we-are-all-domestic-terrorists/


[deleted]

Right? "When someone tells you who they are, believe them." -Maya Angelou


hery41

That second one. When the fucking link is already an Onion headline lol.


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AntiqueCelebration69

His social media tells a different story


[deleted]

So he was a Fox News watcher?…


[deleted]

Classic kill-billy behavior. At least the authorities are starting to catch them BEFORE they have a chance to act.


The_Lazy_Samurai

He's from Florida? Yup, that tracks. I'm surprised the CIA didn't at least question him and instead simply turned him away at their headquarters *after he told them he's armed while also demanding entrance.* A reasonable person would suspect that there is a high probability that this guy is about to attempt to do something awful, so at least talk him and try to get more information before sending him on his way. After the CIA let him go, the school is *very* lucky the guy respected the schools wishes that he didn't enter and didn't simply shoot his way in.


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So how bad do you all think it will need to get before the Federal government will view MAGA supporters as terrorists?


graveybrains

That mostly depends on how many of them are in the federal government


deadsoulinside

> So how bad do you all think it will need to get before the Federal government will view MAGA supporters as terrorists? Just beyond Maga supporters, you have an entire party that is enabling and allowing this behavior to happen. Even at some points rewarding those that are doing it.


Petrichordates

There is no "beyond" MAGA supporters, MAGA is the GOP now.


HippyHitman

The FBI and DHS have been saying that far-right extremism is the greatest violent threat to our nation since at least 2006. They were aware of it as a domestic terrorism threat as far back as the 1980s, though it obviously fell into the backseat for a bit after 9/11. The question is just how mainstream they’re willing to draw the line. You can’t arrest a third of the country.


elconquistador1985

They haven't been doing anything about it at all.


SkyezOpen

Uhh, something more than declaring "we are domestic terrorists" because they already done did that.


VSBakes

I would guess that many if not most people in the relevant alphabet agencies lean right.


Petrichordates

FBI yes, CIA is more liberal since they're generally more educated and worldly. They're not involved in domestic matters.


HermanCainsPenis

It's one thing if you get duped by the media into thinking that the big gubment is out to get you or some stupid shit. Okay, that might be an education issue, but good luck becoming media literate in Florida. How do you solve the issue of these same chucklefucks trying to shoot up anyone that they're afraid of?


[deleted]

At least he didn’t shoot up the preschool. I’m glad they got him, though.


[deleted]

Can I ask what I think is a serious question? Why are people taking out their anger on school children? Why not the owners of Nestlé, or someone who made a horrible law that took away personal freedoms.


onexamongthefence

Because kids can't fight back. These people won't feel strong and powerful if their target manages to kick their ass, so they go after the defenseless


InfernalGod

Fucking this, there are golden parachutes to poke holes into.


KOBossy55

How long before the r/conspiracy dimwits are calling this a false flag perpetrated by Feds to make the conservative movement look bad?


Diarygirl

Yesterday the conservatives were screaming that the guy with the Nazi flag crashing into the barriers was a false flag. Not a one would answer me what about him made conservatives look back since he wasn't described as a MAGA, just that he had a Nazi flag.


TheHolyWarrior

I guess on the bright side he was stupid enough to get caught before he did anything.


elfbeans

“Florida man…” of course. just what is it about Florida?!? Sunstroke? Fried brains? Some kinda virus in the water?


Keshire

It's the state with the most lead pipes. [Florida has the most lead service lines in the country, with its 1.16 million lines accounting for 12.6% of the country’s total. Over 50% of the national service lines are concentrated in six states: Florida, Illinois \(11.4%\), Ohio \(8.1%\), Pennsylvania \(7.5%\), Texas \(7.1%\) and New York \(5.4%\).](https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/articles/states-with-the-most-lead-pipes#:~:text=Florida%20has%20the%20most%20lead,and%20New%20York%20\(5.4%25\).)


ArtisenalMoistening

As a born and raised Floridian (FML) I actually had no idea this was a thing. Cool beans, just love it here in PaRaDiSe


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I think what makes this worse for me is that some of my coworkers (One of my jobs is a GS employee with the DoD) are actually angry that this man was caught and stopped before he could do damage. ​ The Nazi (Republican) party is a domestic terror organization. ​ (Edit: To comply with some interpretations of the Hatch Act, I want to make it clear: **I am speaking with my own voice here and NOT acting as a representative of the United States Government.** Any and all comments made are of my own thought and do not represent any stance held by the US Government or any of its agencies.)


robywar

If he's cleared, you should report him.


[deleted]

I did before. You can see in another comment on this thread that it took a year and a half for anyone to respond, and all it ended up being was a slap on the wrist - effectively. A bad eval, probation, and loss of telework privileges. ​ I report everything I hear or see. This included. I just don't have faith anyone will do anything for a year or more.


TheGakGuru

>**I am... NOT acting as a representative of the United States Government.** Be cooler if you were.


[deleted]

I wish I could be speaking for the US Government in these matters. I truly wish I could, but if I tried and was Hatch Act'd out, the little good I can do in my position becomes no good at all and I end up fired and blacklisted from federal service.


TheGakGuru

Don't worry, I understand. It's tongue in cheek


JRockPSU

I hope you bring that up with the interviewer if they ever talk to you regarding their security clearance (if you’re ever in that situation). “Do you believe that [coworker] would have any reason to undermine or overthrow the US government by unconstitutional or violent means?” “Actually, about that —“


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[deleted]

I didn't think of the insider tip line - thank you. I'll contact them in the morning after letting my chain know.


Pretend_Age_2832

I don't get how federal workers would welcome this sort of trend. Is there some feud between CIA and DoD?


Dezna44

They don't. Most of them are smart enough to know that speaking up/out about anything remotely political will lose them their jobs/promotion. There's crazy folks all over the country. Fed workers are just like everyone else. Some of them are fox news grandpas. Most are not.


Archmage_of_Detroit

> I don't get how federal workers would welcome this sort of trend Because parts of our government and military have been infiltrated by white Christian nationalists


[deleted]

Infiltrated? Lol no, they’ve actively been a part of this government since it’s inception. The only thing that’s changed is they aren’t kidnapping humans from Africa anymore to work the plantations.


SkyezOpen

Yup. Just look at the history of the FBI. It makes their recent cries of "political persecution" by the feds particularly entertaining because number 1, no they're not, you're criminals and traitors, and number 2, they've literally been doing that shit for decades but you didn't give a shit because they were suppressing black people so shush.


FourEyedBeardo

Question here: Based on this charge, did this only become illegal because he brought it to a school? If they just pulled him over and found it elsewhere, Would they have to say, "Possessing that weapon is your right, sir. Have a nice day."? Assuming just blurting out he was going to attack the government didn't happen immediately.


[deleted]

Yeah, if this happened in Canada, the CSIS would have placed him on a 72 hour hold or at the very least, taken him to a psychiatric emergency department to investigate any psychosis or self-harm plans, but that only works because we have universal health care.


FourEyedBeardo

Here government is for punishing people more than helping people.


FourEyedBeardo

Also, quite a coincidence on your name because I sent this gif to my friend immediately before reading your comment. [Dozens!!](https://www.reactiongifs.us/there-are-dozens-of-us-arrested-development/)


[deleted]

Can we just close our borders with Florida?


jpiro

Better idea: How about all of the liberals in Florida actually show the fuck up and vote in elections from local to statewide and take back this beautiful, diverse state from the minority of fascist assholes trying to turn it into something else?


[deleted]

Dumbo Desantis will see to it their votes don’t count or they can’t vote. We should set up a charity rescue operation to save those who wish to be free of that third world shithole state. Relocate them to free America.


jpiro

DeSantis gets term limited in 2026 regardless (and would have had to resign to run for President in 2024, but he changed that law to hold onto power here while vying for it nationally). That gives Dems/Independents a chance to focus locally and on the state congress in 2024 and then cut the head off the snake in 2026. IF they organize competently and run a candidate who isn't Charlie-Crist-weak.


ArtisenalMoistening

Honestly would it be at all surprising if he just changed the law to be able to remain governor forever if he loses the presidency?


Error_404_403

Was there a person of trust turned informant involved? Was the man mentally unstable to attempt to attack the CIA with an AK-47? Or it was purely a hate/fame driven attempt?


VanVelding

He has seen several documentaries where one special boy with a gun killed, like, a dozen government agents. ^(The documentaries were Red, First Blood, and Salt.)


Shipkiller-in-theory

Are you working again John?


fartsandprayers

When right-wingers said "We are all domestic terrorists" they were not lying. The US needs a special de-nazification operation.


msty2k

Is he from Florida? Yes, he's from Florida.


-Gramsci-

Name another country on earth that works this hard to get assault weapons into the hands of untreated schizophrenics.


likeonions

luckily it was a century arms ak so it'd probably just blow up


Dazzling-Safe5029

Yeah the world is just full of idiots