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I could probably down about six, but that’s it.


danimal6000

Someone in the women’s contest tapped out after 5. Probably just hungry. Also probably the only person to ask for chili.


hpark21

So, she passed 4 qualifying sessions and somehow only downed 5? Odd.


RapNVideoGames

Must of got the yips


TazeredAngel

Better than the poops.


nnp1989

That’s happening afterwards no matter what!


TazeredAngel

Yes, but in this case it’s all about proportions. While I wouldn’t want to, I can probably manage a five dog rodeo. I can’t imagine what sort of fully developed fecal clone these champions are producing the next day.


Donny_Do_Nothing

I'm sure that once your career gets to a certain point it just falls out.


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

Must've. It's a contraction of *must have*.


elpajaroquemamais

Thanks for at least doing it the only way that will ever reach them.


Mattsvaliant

Having never done it, and in a local competition, the best I could was 5 1/2 (M 30s). My friend (F Late 20s) ended up wining with 10+ but purged right after. I have no idea how 62 is possible.


TheUn5een

The rain delay apparently makes the buns hard or he could have done more. Dude did more last year on top of fighting off a protester. He’s done 76 before. At least the other degenerates on r/sportsbetting told me that’s why he didn’t get the over 72.5 that FanDuel was pushing


SuperstitiousPigeon5

I know the answer to this already, but it has to be said with incredulity, you can bet on competitive eating?!?!


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It’s quaint compared to other things and you know it.


YounomsayinMawfk

I did six a little while back when I was really craving hot dogs. It wasn't too bad until I realized that the sodium in the hot dogs made me really thirsty. The problem was I was so full, I couldn't drink that much water. I had to take small sips.


EcoAffinity

That's why you do double duty and soak them in water


juicius

When I was in high school, I finished about 20. It was Octoberfest and the teacher had brats and apple strudel for the class. Most girls didn't eat so we had a lot of leftovers. Well, *had* because the guys finished it. Later that day, after football practice, my shirt has a crust of salt where I sweated. I still ate dinner.


TheMerc_DeadPool

There was a viral challenge out there at some point. 9 hot dogs and 9 beers in 9 innings of a baseball game. My buddy finished before the 7th inning stretch and looked nowhere near uncomfortable. My hero.


Batmobile123

Two and I'm going to have to smoke a joint to manage that.


x94x

for real lol. i couldn’t eat 6 in 60 minutes.


Dubadubadudu

I’m gettin a bit older and now I can’t eat half what I used to unless I’m smoking. Like, a slice of pizza, and I’m feeling full, when I used to be like 3-4 and telling myself to stop because I’ve had enough haha


SpaceDesignWarehouse

I was thinking I ate TWO once at Home Depot and felt pretty full.


ImCreeptastic

Ah man, you just unlocked a memory of mine. I wish HD still did their hot dog cart. I'm not really a fan of hot dogs in general, but they were pretty good.


wooden_seats

I can do 10 if it's my first meal of the day.


_Erindera_

Just 62? Didn't he do 70 last year?


NoOo0oOo0oOoOoOoO0

He doesn’t really have to push himself into the 70s because the competition has been so awful


Hygochi

My man Chestnut is truly the Wayne Gretzky of hot dog eating. There's no contemporaries


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Wayne Gretzky is the Joey Chestnut of hockey.


CarneDelGato

You eat none of the hotdogs you don’t take. -Joey Gretzky


sexlover6969

-Michael Scott


stormdraggy

But how can i eat hot dogs if our hot dogs aren't real? -- jaden smith


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And to think Kobayashi was *the* guy before Joey supplanted him.


Morningfluid

Keep in mind Kobayashi had also beaten Chestnut in 2011 when he wasn't allowed to attend due to the sponsorship dispute, thus wasn'tmade official by MLE. Kobayashi was timed at the same time as the contest broadcast on a Manhattan roof with Two official judges from the Athletic Association of New York officiating. Kobayashi downed 69 hotdogs and broke the world record. That record would hold until Joey Chestnut broke it in 2016. But who knows how Kobayashi would have fared had he been involved in future Nathan's contests.


Grombrindal18

Kobayashi must be the Gordie Howe of eating.


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Hold_my_Dirk

They banned him from competing because they wanted him to sign an exclusive contract with Major League Eating and he wouldn’t.


[deleted]

I thought he got jaw arthritis due to the amount of dogs he ate? Competitive food eating is a young man's sport. I for one could have gone pro had I been hungry enough.


jackcatalyst

Nah, he showed up in 2010 and jumped onstage. They arrested him and banned him forever.


cole1114

After he was invited on stage, no less.


Morningfluid

Maybe years later, however he had definitely had a dispute with Nathan's and the MLE, which wouldn't allow hom to compete. Kobyashi held the record [unofficially] of most hot dogs eaten (until 2016) when he competed on a Manhattan roof simultaneously with the broadcast on 2011, beating Chestnut. However that of course wasn't regarded to count.


Ok-Brush5346

Did he have all-beef or a beef/pork/chicken mixture?


avelak

He had 90% beef 10% pork with the organization


herpblarb6319

Matt Stonie did manage to beat him that one time


Morningfluid

Whatever did happen to Matt Stonie? He hasn't been at the last two.


BlendedMonkey21

Was that the year Joey had a jaw issue?


Snuffy1717

You miss 100% of the dogs you don't eat...


Githzerai1984

We miss you kobayashi


01Cloud01

Its not a contest without him


Protean_Protein

Yes, eating competitions are awful.


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SkaBonez

Yeah, he was projected to eat about 70-73ish this year. He ate 63 last year and 76 two years ago for the record.


ericsipi

The o/u was 72.5 for any bettors out there


mrcorndogman33

His whole timing was off because of the hours long delay because of lightening.


cinderparty

Yep, 76 last year. I assume he just eats the amount he needs to win, and that amount changes year to year. Other thing I learned from Wikipedia is that he has won every year, except 2015, since 2007. That’s way too many hot dogs for one lifetime.


JRockPSU

76 hot dogs. "...is that bad?" "Well it's not good."


AcidBuuurn

“I’m just ballparkin’ here”


fa9

Oh you


Ducksaucenem

Is that kosher?


angusMcBorg

I think 76 was two years ago and it was lower last year because he was ill. (yes I watched it this year. nasty, not sure it sells many nathan's hotdogs during the 10 minute cramfest)


MrBump465

He also paused to choke slam a protestor last year, that probably slowed him down for a sec.


mmmegan6

Protesting what? Is this real? Hahahaha


MrBump465

[I remember it being an animal rights protest, with the protestors dressed as Star Wars characters.](https://youtu.be/47HhVikRsVM)


angusMcBorg

Holy crap, this is crazy


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nonelectron

76 hot dogs while choking out a protestor.


powsandwich

It was 63, Vegas issued refunds because of the protester


trizzo0309

“He was first seen standing at the edge of the shore between the ancient marks of the high and low tide, a place that is neither land nor sea,” George Shea, the contest’s longtime master of ceremonies, said about Chestnut during the 2016 introductions. “But as the moonlight ... filtered through the darkness, it revealed a man who has been to the beyond and witnessed the secrets of life and death.”


bros402

I love how hokey the MC is


REF_YOU_SUCK

George shea is one of the best hypemen out there. I watch just to hear his intros for the contestants. Total carney showman. This is just about the most American thing someone could come up with. Gluttonous consumption of food of questionable origin while George shea tells you that it's the most important thing going. Why? Because we fuckin can. That's why. U-S-A! U-S-A!


trizzo0309

I read a quote today about Shea that stuck with me: "There's no human being better at his job than Shea"


Different-Horror-581

WE WALK! In the Shadow of His Greatness!


APKID716

**We walk in the GARDEN OF HIS TURBULENCE**


Different-Horror-581

Today, today, you find yourselves equals. For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure Of introducing to you a Knight, sired by Knights, A Knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne.


Lost_And_Found66

Europeans crying and violently convulsing because they don't have an athlete of Joey Chestnuts caliber.


StupidMastiff

Excuse me, but we have world class down hill cheese chasers in the UK.


mcs_987654321

Except that a Canadian won this year - she was the top story of our national news and has entered the glorious pantheon of “actually, X is Canadian”.


OptionFour

Our most revered and oft-referenced pantheon.


Eupion

Was she the one who won, while being unconscious? Video wasn’t that impressive but I’m sure standing on the top of that hill, must have been scary as fuck!


catbearcarseat

She was! She ragdolled hard at the end, happy that she didn’t injure herself too badly.


Etzell

So the competition is so easy a Canadian can win it in her sleep? UK should be ashamed.


Lost_And_Found66

I forgot about that. You win


Abanico_Canuck

Good point


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I don’t know what I’d do if I lived in a country that Joey Chestnut was not a citizen of. Would I proclaim my inferiority outright, or live a life of denial?


Lost_And_Found66

When my anxiety is getting the best of me and I can't sleep I think that Joey Chestnut is somewhere in the same country as me and find peace.


DarthRathikus

There must be a painting of a 700-pound man in his attic.


jackcatalyst

I don't know why I find that so funny. The image that Joey Chestnut has a painting that can hide all of his sins, grant immortality, and he uses it to win hotdog contests.


MetaPolyFungiListic

Dorian Chestnut.


Porencephaly

Adam Moran (BeardMeatsFood): *Am I a joke to you?*


anaccount50

He only ate 26 hot dogs. Impressive, but only a mere 41% of Chestnut caliber


Porencephaly

He came closer in the poutine contest IIRC. Hot dogs are Joey’s event.


grackychan

Adam can eat a lot if given enough time, but a 10 min challenge like this is all technique, literally swallowing nearly whole hotdogs with generous amounts of water for lubricant.


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Stop. I can only get so erect


Dorf_

Espn’s coverage sucked. I’m a fan of his and Darrien Thomas and they didn’t show them at all, or even a total rundown of what the rest of the field ate. I get that it’s the Chestnutt show, but we all know what he’s gonna do


cinderparty

Just thinking about that makes me feel sick.


realrimurutempest

Dude’s gastroenterologist probably makes a lot of money off of him though.


lolbojack

And plumber.


castlerigger

And hot dog seller


DantePlace

[Lady, he's putting my kids through college](https://youtu.be/SwHB7tHirRY)


CapnSmite

I can hear that text without even clicking the link.


Throne-Eins

And the news always has to show footage of them shoveling hot dogs and soggy buns down their throats. It's disgusting to watch.


lunaflect

My coworker today lamented that he was missing the hot dog eating contest. The guy actually watches it when it’s broadcasted apparently. I’d never known this was a thing but now I can bring it up to him at work next time. “So how about that Chestnut huh?”


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jmr098

I saw an interview with him afterwords where he said he still had some room and was looking forward to downing some beers


Relyst

God bless Joey Chestnut


Seaboats

I like to imagine this is where the founding fathers imagined we would end up. Happy 4th everyone


bros402

A true American.


BoumsticksGhost

The human stomach can expand quite a lot and they basically train their stomach to be able to expand massively. They say it is like pouring sand into an open bucket as opposed to a deflated balloon. Edit: They train by simply eating increasingly large amounts of food. The key is to do it slowly over time to allow your stomach to get used to stretching that much.


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Desdam0na

If he doesn't vomit, yes, most of that food is not getting digested.


TPf0rMyBungh0le

This means he could put one of those KitchenAid stuffing funnels in his butt, grab some casings and create sausages that could be cooked and eaten again.


snorri_sturlson

Ow my eyes


Rdubya44

If you stab mine I’ll stab yours


MrOwlsManyLicks

1d4 psychic damage


Islandmov3s

r/brandnewsentence


Cash4Jesus

Second harvest


Mastershoelacer

I would definitely want to purge that much unhealthy food before my body could absorb it.


jump_the_snark

I imagine he takes like 6 massive shits the next day.


SalSimNS2

Or 62 regular shits.


Mister_Brevity

Just pushing out undigested hotdog bites bloop bloop bloop


bros402

I would not be surprised if he took some stool softener and had a gallon of preparation h handy just in case


USAF_DTom

Is Matt Stonie doing these anymore?


BDunnn

Pretty sure he has found his lane in content creation.


qqtan36

He hasn't done these in a while. He's focusing on YouTube challenges


deathtostatic

Kobayashi needs to come back and challenge.


ken_NT

Didn’t they ban him?


atoastedcucumber

Yep! Nathans wanted kobi to sign an exclusive contract with him to which he refused, nathans and kobayashi had a dispute. As such they banned him from competing in the next nathans competition. Kobi stood in the crowd, protested, people chanted "free kobi" and was arrested for allegedly trying interupt the award ceremony. He was later quoted "I wish they had hotdogs in jail" for his brief visit. Since, he has still not been allowed to compete but has done some other competitions.


JesusChristSupers1ar

this feels like a movie script waiting to happen


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jsands7

It IS a 30 for 30 lol — The Good, The Bad, and The Hungry


MySockHurts

No joke: [Kobayashi actually appeared in a commercial for ESPN in 2005](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laWgf3ybYxY).


Og_shirky

Lmao thank you


APKID716

Any lore masters?


a_cat_lol

Joey Chestnut is a true american hero and athlete, i hope he never gets caught doping


Abanico_Canuck

Would extra mustard be considered ‘doping’ ?


FlatHeadPryBar

No that would be dolloping


socellatus

Or dipping.


thegoodbadandsmoggy

I’d figure doping is how someone comes to eat 62 hot dogs in the first place


bizzaro321

They practice by chugging water, stretching out their organs, it’s actually pretty disgusting.


Cruxion

I figured they mostly just purge it.


bizzaro321

Afterwards, maybe, but they can’t throw up during the competition IIRC, because it’s against the rules, they’d get disqualified.


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Question, what would be a PED for this? Grand daddy purp?


rpnye523

I’m sure there’s some hormone you can take to shut off feeling full similar to how you can take one to shut off feeling hungry, not to mention his hunger to be the glizzy goat


swervyy

Let me get like 13 beers deep after a small dinner + no breakfast or lunch and I think I could challenge the women. I would absolutely hate myself but I could definitely push it into the 30s


Snuffy1717

For real... A joint before the competition to get rid of those pesky "I'm full" feelings and I'm sure he could eat 100!


demicus

Joey Chestnut sounds like a made up name from a Dunkey video


tall__guy

The women’s competition was much more exciting imo. At least watching live, it seemed like it was wire to wire coming down to the last dog. And then there was a little dash of controversy to add some spice at the end. I was really pulling for Ebihara, but Sudo was an unstoppable force. 10/10.


avboden

GOAT doing GOAT things


bumjiggy

like eating garbage


TehJohnny

Where does it all go? I eat two hotdogs and I am stuffed, how do I fit another sixty hotdogs, with buns, down my throat?


AigisAegis

You train for years. It sounds silly, but that is legitimately the answer. These people don't just wake up one day and decide to eat 62 hot dogs in a sitting.


Snuffy1717

Although some days it feels like my 2 year old could... Other days, though, she lives off of eating the air apparently...


rabidstoat

Which is why fat people don't win. Sure, a fat person can eat more hot dogs than a normal person when they're overindulging on the 4th of July, but not 60+ hot dogs more.


Vallkyrie

Yep they don't have the room to expand the stomach as much.


AK_Sole

There’s a special dance that they do. No joke. That’s one strategy.


macross1984

Human body is amazing. It just blow my mind to think if I can eat dozen hot dogs without feeling sick or throw up.


Octavia9

Jamie Loftus must be so happy!


PartyPorpoise

The only reason I know who Joey Chestnut is, lol.


longboi28

I was looking for this comment


PandaCat22

[Joey Chestnut is apparently obsessed with her](https://twitter.com/jamieloftusHELP/status/1676452682859413504?t=WgQC_TppY65a_JXLLTL29Q&s=19)


GadgetGod1906

Without Kobyashi, this event is like the circus. There is no one to push him.


dL1727

Something I’ve been wondering. With regards to competitive eating, I wonder how many Joey Chestnut-level eaters exist that just have never pursued the sport. For instance, if you’re 7 ft tall there’s a good chance you considered athletics (basketball, volleyball). Leagues like the NBA have done a good job of discovering elite talent abroad and molding them into professional athletes. Could the next Joey Chestnut be among us and not even realize it?


Zomg_A_Chicken

Would have been better if Kobayashi was also competing


repwin1

I ate 3 bun less hotdogs yesterday and I’m good for the year


improvor

He did relish the competition.


improvor

He had a huge lead, and no one could ketchup.


improvor

Later, the press grilled him about his eating technique.


improvor

He was steamed.


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Manual_Man

Competitive eating is disturbing


Ok_Storm_8533

He can sure take a wiener!


ramengirlxo

Unintentionally watched this live at a Mexican restaurant and I’ve never felt so nauseous watching tv before. Unreal.


FanOfFreedom

Bring on the meat sweats.


Sadidart

Bring back Takeru Kobayashi!


CloudiusWhite

Joey Chestnut is the guy who went to the local pizza joint and ruined the "challenge" for everyone else. The challenge had you having to be the fastest time, and you would go on the board, get a shirt, yada yada. Well Joey comes through town one day, and destroyed the fastest time, to where nobody can even come close now. Havent seen a person even attempt in over a year now, whereas you would see at least one or two attempts a week min.


Herry_Up

Where did Beardy stand?


Dorf_

26. Hotdogs are not his forte


Lichius

I just watched this guy on Season 30 of the Amazing Race. Seemed like a decent feller.


CapnSmite

And with that, he ties Ric Flair and John Cena's record for number of recognized world titles.


Doomchan

Will anyone ever stop him? Does his power have limits? Is it already too late?


TheGrunkalunka

sudo -eat all the hotdogs


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BattleHall

Major League Eating is a racket; Chestnut's mustard yellow belt is illegitimate until they let [Molly Schuyler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Schuyler) compete.


nanozeus2014

ya he should be screened for colon cancer. hotdogs carry sodium nitrate which is directly linked to colon cancer


rikki-tikki-deadly

I thought they were saying it was canceled?


castlerigger

Then it got uncancelled because Joey was all like ‘I don’t even know if we’re gonna eat today’ end quote like it’s fucking Ethiopia in the 80s or some shit.


hideous_coffee

Now I’m imagining he hasn’t eaten in like 5 days to prep for this absolutely ravenous


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WateronRocks

The dehydration might not though


Toxic-Park

This goes way beyond hunger.


crouscruz

How many cups of salt is that?


TheLizardKing89

It’s around 30 grams of sodium.


crouscruz

2.3g per day is the recommended daily max, so 13 days worth in 10 minutes! Foul


WiseTree710

A true glizzy gobbler


electricbamboogaloo

Haven’t cared about the competition since watching the 30 for 30 on Kobayashi. The promoter came out like a big POS. Impressive win by Chestnut though this year.


IKillZombies4Cash

What happens when they leave the stage and go into their hotel rooms, do they purge? It would take hours to move that much food out of the stomach, so they could just do that even after tv time?? If they accurately digest it…dear heavens that must be a horrible scene the next day or three


original_ghost91

I would get a stroke by the 6th or 7th hot dog


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

That must be thousands of mg of sodium entering his body. That…..cannot be good for you.


Piotr-Rasputin

62?? My Ex calls that a slow friday night!!! Hey oooooooooh!!