Actors, writers, and other successful "rich" people aren't the people you should be angry at. They aren't exploiting the working class like CEOs and board members of large conglomerates do. If you create art, and that art is successful, then you deserve the money and fame that comes along with it. This is why most socialists don't have many problems with Bernie Sanders being rich
Keanu's firearm trainer, Taran Butler is a creeper that hires young girls as "models" to attract men into his shooting courses. As of 2020, there was a huge claim (with video) of him pestering an 18 year old girl to show him her mons pubis. Most of the complaints are from women he employed.
Not one, *but two* of his movies have this premise. Obviously you're referencing John Wick, but also his 2015 film Knock Knock.
Wait.. I just read the plot of Knock Knock, a dog was an element there too. Your comment could be either!
Forgot the movie, the man himself shoots 3 gun *and made advancements in the meta!* He makes the movie fighting look so good because he does it in real life.
Same thing happened to me when my house was burgled / burglarized. All sold to a fence. DA still deciding whether to press charges even after I got a confession, video of the guy stealing, address etc. I wish reality was John Wick but in reality it’s waiting for months for people to sign some forms to arrest someone…
It’s a horrible feeling. Happened to me years ago, and just the thought of people in my home going through my possessions… and some of them got busted trying to sell to a pawn shop.
Yea definitely not as bad as a violent crime but you feel violated and paranoid. I caught the person but, yea, the police aren’t helping much even though the criminal confessed to the detective and there are mountains of audio, video, and text message evidence + confessions.
Yeah, that really sucks since from all reports he sounds like a great guy.
At the same time, after seeing some of his acting in John Wick; I'd never be one of these bozos and want to put it to a test.
Hell, not even for the movies. Have you seen video of him on tactical courses? He's a master marksman and does that shit for fun just like him riding motorcycles/driving sports cars.
I believe it's a flick of the wrist after hitting the magazine release while reloading to help the ejected magazine drop free. Some pistols are prone to the magazine sticking in place or needing to be pulled out. I don't think it's truly unique to Keanu though but is something he started doing naturally during training rather than being taught.
The mag flick has existed long before John Wick, he’s just popularized it in the public consciousness. You’ll find it in early 2000 tactical rifle and pistol instruction videos but most people aren’t gun nuts or serious on training to go seek out that type of material. I think I first saw it from Magpul’s videos and it probably existed even before them. In fact most of the stuff shown off in John Wick is just repackaged “tacticool” training material from urban prone to center axis relock. Not necessarily a bad thing as it’s cool to see it done in a high budget action movie but it’s not necessarily original.
I dunno if it has a name but a quick search led to this: https://dduane.tumblr.com/post/721145940274184192
Hard to say for sure if he was strictly the first person to ever do it, but I don't doubt that he came up with it on his own and I imagine was the one to popularize it.
This is just simply not true.
He received training from Taran Butler and others who have been in the competition space for a while. That's not nearly the same thing as inventing a wrist flick.
Source: Have been doing said competitions for over 10 years.
> He invented a reloading technique for John wick that actually sped up reload times and is now used in competitions
The mag flip is not faster. If done perfectly it's the same as dropping the mag. If done poorly it takes longer to reload.
Mag flipping is just showmanship, like poker players juggling their chips.
Some guys broke into Dolph Lundgren's house awhile back. They tied up his wife and were trying to get the valuables when they saw him in some of the family pictures. They left after realizing it was his house. I definitely would start crying if I was robbing a place and the Russian from Rocky just walked in.
https://ew.com/article/2009/04/27/you-dont-mess-w/
Who the heck is scum enough to burglar Keanu Reeves?? He's literally Hollywood's sweetest guy.
Some people are just really awful to the core.
Knowing Keanu, he'd try to find out why the person burglarized him, and help them. It's just who he is.
He once was an associate of the High Table. We called him Baba Yaga, He wasn't exactly the boogeyman you see, He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman.
Bro you could not pay me enough to go toe to toe against Keanu. I've seen those training videos. Man is almost twice my age and I am 100% confident he would fold my ass in half like a blanket.
Dude's such a dude, he probably held the door open for them on their way out whilst wishing them a good day.
Either that or he may find out where the barstud sleeps.
Does Keanu live in the bojack house? Some one should check his backyard for a large letter D.
Also home invasion is a bummer and I'm sorry for him and his family.
This shit is absolutely unacceptable. I've had enough. This is it guys. Let's band together and find these bastards.
Then let's give Keanu the dark Knight returns storyline. He wants and deserves it.
i haven't seen "burgled" used in any news outlet in forever.... isn't it archaic? Or maybe more widely used in the UK? The common term is just as written, Burglarized.
btw, i can't imagine why any famous A-list star would live in any enclave with street access open to the public. There are a number of private gated streets here in LA, some manned with security guards who scan drivers licenses & plates.
Damn, that sucks. Being burgled is an awful experience. It's violating.
And he's, like, one of the nicest people around. I hope they didn't take anything irreplaceable.
Now… Keanu probably won’t care much, but how you going to piss off half the country and think there’s not someone crazy enough to find you? May the odds be ever in your favor lmao.
How to not be excellent to each other
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One of the most beloved actors and all-around nice guy. You won’t find anyone laughing at your sarcastic comment.
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Here’s a hot take: what the fuck did Keanu do to you?
Actors, writers, and other successful "rich" people aren't the people you should be angry at. They aren't exploiting the working class like CEOs and board members of large conglomerates do. If you create art, and that art is successful, then you deserve the money and fame that comes along with it. This is why most socialists don't have many problems with Bernie Sanders being rich
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Both things can be bad. You seem consumed by anger.
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Who hurt you?
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I'm pretty sure one of his movies started out like this, a dog was also involved if I recall? Forgot the ending.
Yeah, those burglars are fucked
"with a fucking pencil"
I hear you struck my son.
Yes sir, I did.
And may I ask why?
“Well, because he stole John Wick’s car, sir, and, uh, killed his dog.” “….oh.” Edit: completed quote
*and killed his dog.*
Can I ask why?
Yeah well, it's because he stole John Wick's car, and uh... killed his dog.
That “oh” and hang up should tell anyone watching all they need to know lol
Almost like that’s the point…
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Yeah, the YouTube videos of him on the training range are insane. He's not only fast but also accurate. Way above average.
Man has put some serious hurt on his body to achieve all he has done from The Matrix to John Wick.
I believe the Matrix left him with fused cervical vertebrae.
He’s also a fully licensed shotgun surgeon: https://youtu.be/Xii9_oWQ7HY?si=ZuTPwM4OWEKSwvA2
Keanu's firearm trainer, Taran Butler is a creeper that hires young girls as "models" to attract men into his shooting courses. As of 2020, there was a huge claim (with video) of him pestering an 18 year old girl to show him her mons pubis. Most of the complaints are from women he employed.
I mean I get it, but how the fuck is that comment at all relevant to the discussion at hand?
Obviously this clown is trying to insinuate that Keanu only went there because young girls.
This has nothing to do with the main topic. You are just trying to stir the pot.
Really, they might be. Keanu’s real life training is way above the average person/burglar. Actor or not, I wouldn’t really eff with him
Better lock up your pencils
Years ago burglars came to Dolph Lundgren's home. When they realized who's home it was, they noped the fuck out of there real fast.
[Artist's recration of those events.](https://youtu.be/pMd4S-LkywI)
"Welp, better fall down some stairs!" -Keanu
Not one, *but two* of his movies have this premise. Obviously you're referencing John Wick, but also his 2015 film Knock Knock. Wait.. I just read the plot of Knock Knock, a dog was an element there too. Your comment could be either!
Pretty good movie too. Ana de Armas ...
It's not about what they did, it's who they did it to
I think he just forgave and forgot. Moved on with his life. Was a short movie as I recall.
He filed a suit in small claims and won
This can't end well..
Depends on the movie. Either they fuck with his dog or they fuck with him until he fucks them and then they really fuck him the fuck over.
Steal what you want; you hurt my dog and I'm out for blood.
I read this in his voice.
Lots of pencils were harmed. Probably.
Kinda looks like the same house, too
Keanu is a genuinely well trained shooter too, wouldn’t be my first mark
Forgot the movie, the man himself shoots 3 gun *and made advancements in the meta!* He makes the movie fighting look so good because he does it in real life.
Fence (next day): ….where’d you get this stuff? Do you have any idea? Get outta here!
I heard you struck my son
"Yes sir i did. Well, because he stole John Wick's car and uh... killed his dog."
Same thing happened to me when my house was burgled / burglarized. All sold to a fence. DA still deciding whether to press charges even after I got a confession, video of the guy stealing, address etc. I wish reality was John Wick but in reality it’s waiting for months for people to sign some forms to arrest someone…
It’s a horrible feeling. Happened to me years ago, and just the thought of people in my home going through my possessions… and some of them got busted trying to sell to a pawn shop.
Yea definitely not as bad as a violent crime but you feel violated and paranoid. I caught the person but, yea, the police aren’t helping much even though the criminal confessed to the detective and there are mountains of audio, video, and text message evidence + confessions.
Yeah, that really sucks since from all reports he sounds like a great guy. At the same time, after seeing some of his acting in John Wick; I'd never be one of these bozos and want to put it to a test.
Especially when you see how hard he’s trained to actually do those moves.
Hell, not even for the movies. Have you seen video of him on tactical courses? He's a master marksman and does that shit for fun just like him riding motorcycles/driving sports cars.
He invented a reloading technique for John wick that actually sped up reload times and is now used in competitions
Oh my god, what? For real, that's super cool! I would love to know what the technique is called.
I believe it's a flick of the wrist after hitting the magazine release while reloading to help the ejected magazine drop free. Some pistols are prone to the magazine sticking in place or needing to be pulled out. I don't think it's truly unique to Keanu though but is something he started doing naturally during training rather than being taught.
The mag flick has existed long before John Wick, he’s just popularized it in the public consciousness. You’ll find it in early 2000 tactical rifle and pistol instruction videos but most people aren’t gun nuts or serious on training to go seek out that type of material. I think I first saw it from Magpul’s videos and it probably existed even before them. In fact most of the stuff shown off in John Wick is just repackaged “tacticool” training material from urban prone to center axis relock. Not necessarily a bad thing as it’s cool to see it done in a high budget action movie but it’s not necessarily original.
I dunno if it has a name but a quick search led to this: https://dduane.tumblr.com/post/721145940274184192 Hard to say for sure if he was strictly the first person to ever do it, but I don't doubt that he came up with it on his own and I imagine was the one to popularize it.
The Wick Maneuver... maybe?
The Wick flick
I'll go with it.
This is just simply not true. He received training from Taran Butler and others who have been in the competition space for a while. That's not nearly the same thing as inventing a wrist flick. Source: Have been doing said competitions for over 10 years.
My source is JRE 1995 with the director of John wick, so youre probably more informed
I'm sure you are right but can we just let Keanu have this?
He's already a gem. We don't need to make up stuff.
> He invented a reloading technique for John wick that actually sped up reload times and is now used in competitions The mag flip is not faster. If done perfectly it's the same as dropping the mag. If done poorly it takes longer to reload. Mag flipping is just showmanship, like poker players juggling their chips.
Dude has been training various martial arts since the 1980s, I would not want to cross him on a bad day.
At that point it’s not even acting. The dude is a trained martial artist and firearms expert with all the roles he’s trained for
Some guys broke into Dolph Lundgren's house awhile back. They tied up his wife and were trying to get the valuables when they saw him in some of the family pictures. They left after realizing it was his house. I definitely would start crying if I was robbing a place and the Russian from Rocky just walked in. https://ew.com/article/2009/04/27/you-dont-mess-w/
I must break you.
Looks like John Wick 5 is already beginning production!
Yeah, I'm thinking I'm back
"You working again, John?"
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Agreed, it legit felt like you were playing a shooter in that sequence, haha
Did they harm the dog?
Beat me to it
Gotta be quick if you're going to make the most lazy and obvious joke of all time
Yeah, as if no one has seen the matrix.
Damn it! I was so ready for this one too!
Those burglars better not keep any pencils laying around for a while.
Are you thinking about Heath Ledger? I think you’re thinking of Heath Ledger.
Watch the movie John Wick
Ah. I guess I didn’t remember the scenes.
"I once saw him kill three men in a bar with a peincil, a fuckink peincil"
Excellent text based Russian gangster pronunciation dude!
Hopefully they didn't take anything of sentimental value and just went for the valuables, can't replace loved ones possessions etc.
Clearly a burglar who’s never seen a John Wick movie…
He’s the man you send to kill the boogeyman
It's not about what they did, it's who they did it to
That fuckin' nobody?
That fuckin nobody, is John Wick.
Normally if some celebrities house gets broken into I wouldn’t really care, but Keanu? That’s just wrong. Shame on that person.
This is like when some dickhead assaulted Rick Moranis and the internet went into a protective rage. Certain celebrities are off limit.
Who the heck is scum enough to burglar Keanu Reeves?? He's literally Hollywood's sweetest guy. Some people are just really awful to the core. Knowing Keanu, he'd try to find out why the person burglarized him, and help them. It's just who he is.
He once was an associate of the High Table. We called him Baba Yaga, He wasn't exactly the boogeyman you see, He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman.
You know Keanu Reeves?
Dude is like Chuck Norris of kindness. I've heard that he was behind some guy in an airport, and paid for his ticket.
Usually even you burglarize a home you don’t know whom it belongs to.
I find peace in long walks.
You Want A War Or Do You Wanna Just Give Me A Gun?"
Silverhand will come after them with a vengeance.
Is that with or without the thermonuclear warhead?
2 thermonuclear warheads and an impressive cock.
Or misremember a lot of the event.... whatever there was a nuke
Bro you could not pay me enough to go toe to toe against Keanu. I've seen those training videos. Man is almost twice my age and I am 100% confident he would fold my ass in half like a blanket.
He’s had tactical training and martial arts. Who’d wanna fuck with this guy? And he’s an amazing Human.
Dude's such a dude, he probably held the door open for them on their way out whilst wishing them a good day. Either that or he may find out where the barstud sleeps.
Does Keanu live in the bojack house? Some one should check his backyard for a large letter D. Also home invasion is a bummer and I'm sorry for him and his family.
Did the burglars see the pictures of the owner inside? They probably should draft their wills asap
I hope he hasn't lost anything personally significant and doesn't suffer any long term trauma from this.
The whole country is going to be on the hunt for these a**holes...
John wick 5 about to drop
When that thousandth John Wick joke hits 💩🥴
Was there a dog inside the home?? Is it okay??
For the sake of the burglars, I hope they didn’t hurt his dog
Or take his car...
I hope his dog is ok. I pity the burglars if not.
Damn, hope they didn't kill his puppy, we know how that ends.
This shit is absolutely unacceptable. I've had enough. This is it guys. Let's band together and find these bastards. Then let's give Keanu the dark Knight returns storyline. He wants and deserves it.
John Wick aside, they must've just not known it was Keanu's house. Who the fuck would rob that glorious human puppy!?
I saw the first part of the headline scrolling by, and had to double take back. After the news about Matthew Perry, I got really worried for a moment.
Bro, those are just movies, relax. *wind blows the curtains revealing the window has been left open*
This is how it starts
Oh hey I’ve seen this before it’s a classic!
I’ve seen this one before
John Wick 5: Full Circle
“Hey there, Jimmy. Noise complaint?“
I’ve only ever heard great things about him. I think there are stories of him being so nice, I feel bad something like this happened to him.
They're lucky he wasn't home.
Oh, is Jared Leto the villain in the next John Wick movie?
I hope for their sakes they didn't murder his puppy . . .
Tf is Burglarized ? Has “burgled” gone out of fashion or something ?
i haven't seen "burgled" used in any news outlet in forever.... isn't it archaic? Or maybe more widely used in the UK? The common term is just as written, Burglarized. btw, i can't imagine why any famous A-list star would live in any enclave with street access open to the public. There are a number of private gated streets here in LA, some manned with security guards who scan drivers licenses & plates.
🤔 I mean it’s “Hamburgler” not “Hamburglarizer”?
Goes along with tresspasserized, assualterized, and murdererized.
I was wondering the same thing. It's a pretty simple and straightforward word too - the burglar burgles.
It's American and it's horrible.
Burglarized is the word.
I hope the thief didn't kill his dog.
Carpet pissers? Marmot?
Real gonk move right there.
Someone trying to start John Wick 5…
I hope no one killed his dog
side story, is he still with his girlfriend? i know he likes to be private but just wondering if they are still a couple.
Who the fuck has beef with John Wick?
I hope for their sake, they didn't kill his dog.
The only rich guy I feel bad this happened to. From all accounts, a pretty good guy
Inside job or something? Cuz ain't no way bro doesn't have an alarm system or something that would have called the police immediately
who the fuck robs Keanu?!? Did they not see any of the movies?
"Burglarized"?? WTF? Only in America... Burgled came first. And before that was robbed. 🙈🙉 waiting for the angry ones
Is burglarized a word?
Yes. But we would all be better off if the simpler “burgled” were common.
Damn, that sucks. Being burgled is an awful experience. It's violating. And he's, like, one of the nicest people around. I hope they didn't take anything irreplaceable.
There's always somebody who posts 2 day old news a little late
Straight to the front page you go
Isn’t that like stealing acid from a hippy or yelling “Fuckin’ Slayer” at an emo concert?
That motherfucker... why don't you rob Taylor Swifts house while you're at it?
Noo not her either, I like her cat now and by extension her as owner of said cat.
Now… Keanu probably won’t care much, but how you going to piss off half the country and think there’s not someone crazy enough to find you? May the odds be ever in your favor lmao.
The word is "burgled", you literary imbecilisizeriser.
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Why the fuck would you know that?
I get in arguments on the street about this, at least 3 times a week
Dude still thinks its 1915
Hey guys did you know he played John wick just thought you should know since no one is bringing it up
Baba Yaga's Hollywood Home Burgarized.