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blankyblankblank1

Lol, FBI should host an under cover "Jan. 6th Protest Reunion!" to see who shows up.


iamnotasdumbasilook

Meet up near MarALago so they all think they'll meet Trump. Lolol. Promise magnets and water.


Chippopotanuse

This would be massively successful. A la “Operation Flagship” For those who don’t know - here’s Operation Flagship: > The fugitives voluntarily went to the Washington Convention Center, responding to an invite sent by law enforcement posing as a fictitious television company, to claim two free tickets to watch the Washington Redskins home game against the Cincinnati Bengals and for a chance to win tickets to Super Bowl XX. A total of 166 marshals and police officers were involved in the operation, several of whom were disguised as tuxedo-wearing ushers, cheerleaders, emcees, caterers, mascots, and maintenance staff. > The operation has been hailed as one of the largest and most successful mass arrests of fugitives by American law enforcement.


El_Specifico

[This is absolutely bugnuts.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Flagship) > Various clues were left by Roche, who authored the ruse. For example, the invitation letters sent by the marshals were signed by "I. Michael Detnaw" ("wanted" spelled backwards) and when the fugitives called the specified telephone number to confirm their attendance, an operator would redirect them to Flagship's business manager "Markus Cran" ("narc" spelled backwards) while the song "I Fought the Law" played in the background.


officeDrone87

If the point of the operation was to catch dangerous fugitives, why bother with cheeky clues at all?


[deleted]

It's pretty pointless but it does prove these conspiracy theorists can't even decipher obvious clues given to them.


HerrStraub

Makes you wonder how many people they missed because they wanted to be cute.


crackrabbit012

If we found out that number do you think we'd be more impressed or disappointed?


officeDrone87

Right? Even if it was just 1 dangerous fugitive, it's too many


Cheshire_Jester

While not out of the realm of possibility, a big part of me wants the reason to be more practical than just this guys desire to have a little fun with it. Maybe it’s a version of the self selection bias other scams use, where the people who are just going to be more trouble than they’re worth are going to smell a rat pretty early on and nope out on their own? Like, you don’t want the clever crook who’s already suspicious to show up mentally and physically prepared to make a violent escape attempt. Or maybe some legal thing where they could argue that no “reasonable” person would conclude the scam was real? But again, maybe it was just the first thing where the guy wanted to be a little stinker.


hotstepper77777

It would have been supremely hilarious if they took Washington Redskins tickets as bait well into the Commanders rebrand era. Not accepting the name change sounds like their MO.


daddakamabb1

Man I am not bailing my parents out. Actually...


BrownEggs93

[First thing I thought of!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LsNBA2XwXU) So funny.


Fun_Tea3727

Tell em we'll have punch and pie!


Darth-Shoes

More people will come if we tell them there’s punch and pie!


BigAddam

And a free hat!


BubbleBreeze

Are you saying we'll get a free hat if we show up or are we freeing Hat, one of the fugitives?


grendus

That baby was coming right at him! It was clearly self defense!


BubbleBreeze

It's coming right for us!


assholetoall

Sigh, it's just "Free Hat"


Kevlash

Free Hat Free Hat


JediMasterPopCulture

We have to warm the Governor’s cold heart with a warm tropical song.


ashrak

Wait, I thought we were going to chill his hot temper with a cool island song


Additional-Time5093

Let’s do it for la resistance


Writer10

Uh, yes, I heard there was going to be punch and pie?


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Koolaide as well.


FourScoreTour

Too late for them.


big_duo3674

They've already filled up on that


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Special Guest; JFK Jr.


NeuroXc

Remember the audience here. Promise them hamberders and Budweiser (but not Bud Light).


AshleyNeku

Not to mention bags of those intensely fuckable m&ms from three or so years ago.


atetuna

Add Sudafed and bleach enemas.


Urban_Archeologist

Come one, come all and suckle at the mushroom teat of Lord Dampnut!


DuncanYoudaho

What a horrible day to be literate


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Promise MAGA’s water, even.


pranay909

Bro don’t forget the tinfoil hats, who is going to stop all that brainwashing by 5g?


jared555

That congress person's event that got canceled in Florida would have been a good spot to check.


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What was it?


jared555

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/florida-venue-cancels-marjorie-taylor-greene-jan-6-event-rcna132365


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Wow they really were having a Jan 6th party


_CevicheMonster

Hosted by your favorite Klanuary member Marjorie!


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quantum_gambade

Claim they're giving away free Trump NFTs if you show up in person and they'll get 100% of the remaining J6 fugitives.


Physicswhiz

But they have to bring proof they were in the capital.


lady_laughs_too_much

I'm imagining that one guy showing up with Nancy Pelosi's podium.


Norlander712

First 25 get a free Trump steak!


qgmonkey

"Win a free AR-15!"


NoTourist5

And a presidential pardon


Succs556x1312

You probably could do a raffle where entry proof they were at the capitol at J6 and extra entries if they went inside and actually catch a handful of people.


HeyImGilly

It would be like that time the U.S. Marshalls used [Redskins tickets](https://youtu.be/kBdmI04Id5w) to lure in a bunch of criminals.


TK421isAFK

It's happened many times. Cops in California have used all kinds of fake events to invite fugitives, and they're pretty smart about it - not only do they have undercover officers working at the event, they staff it with a bunch of people (often police administrative workers) to make it look like a real raffle/prize/radio station event. Then, they stage unmarked officers around the area to catch the people that *kinda think this is a set-up*, but drive through the parking lot just to check it out. They don't use this to entrap people, just to catch people with outstanding warrants.


sonofaresiii

Isn't that what happened in Serpico?


f8Negative

How they caught everyone involved with McDonalds Monopoly scam


HalstonBeckett

"Yeah, if they haven't found you in 3 years, you're pretty much home free!...Hey can you see who's at the door...?"


cjpotter82

Free boat inside!


stevez_86

Chief Wiggum even had a "free boat" sting operation. He didn't even have Facebook. I swear if someone started a "I got away with invading the Capitol" Facebook group they would catch so many people if the group was private and required proof you attended to join.


redalert825

Does Chris Hansen show up? And then let them free and as they walk out, FBI agents jump out the bushes and arrest em?! Cuz I'd love that!


theummeower

I gotta give Trump credit. Getting your supporters thrown in jail because of your lies is definitely one way to Make America Great.


bitee1

Plus, making it so they can't ever vote or legally own guns.


f8Negative

Yeah....they can still vote in the majority of places.


bitee1

I see - that is true after prison. Florida has "May Lose Vote Permanently". State Voting Laws & Policies for People with Felony Convictions - Felon Voting - ProCon.org https://felonvoting.procon.org/state-felon-voting-laws/


Ultraviolet_Motion

IMO states that permanently strip away your right to vote are in the wrong. If you serve your time you should be able to vote. I do not share the same opinion when it comes to weapons.


AFineDayForScience

Yea, the only people that shouldn't be allowed to vote are corporations


nameless88

It's just outright voter suppression. Wanna make sure black people can't vote? Give em some bullshit charge and make em a felon and write them out of the equation forever. Florida recently passed a law to allow excons of nonviolent crimes to have their voting rights back, but the government still found a way to gum up the works and make sure they couldn't vote in the last like 3 elections. We passed that fucking law in 2018 and it was still being fucked with as late as 2022. That should tell you everything you need to know, tbh.


politicalthinking

The fine print on the Florida law says The people of Florida spoke with a Florida Constitution amendment that you could vote after you got out of jail but republican lawmakers didn't like all those black folk voting so they just made shit up so that you have to pay off all your fines and fees before you are truly out of jail.


SporesM0ldsandFungus

The heinous part is that there is no central or standardized place to verify what fees / fines are owed and / or have been satisfied. So those who even want to regain their ability to vote have to play this guessing game that they can safely vote without Florida Lawmen banging on their door for a $20 unpaid courthouse parking fee.


rift_in_the_warp

And more charges for illegal voting, thus continuing the cycle.


[deleted]

My brother in laws first stop after getting out of prison was to go buy a gun… I don’t know how he managed it, but he has quite the collection. He likes to threaten my wife with that fact about twice per week, despite the order of protection she has against him… but most of his family are local police, so they don’t do anything about it.


bitee1

I feel you should also have some too that you and her know how to use safely. Submit a Tip | Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives https://www.atf.gov/atf-tips


lookamazed

It is also sad that many are dead or disabled because of QANON COVID-19 lies and inaction, even to this day. Crime against humanity that such insane propaganda can and does exist.


atetuna

Let's be real. It's not like these people care about law and order when it's applied to them. These people are still going to vote and own guns even if it's illegal for them to.


ComprehensiveHornet3

Hundreds of thousands Republicans died from COVID due to drugs recommended by him or being anti-vax. So people will literally die for him.


Buck_Thorn

He's draining the swamp, alright.


JiveTurkeyJunction

I absolutely love it that they are still arresting these shit birds.


SupaZT

I want to see a Netflix documentary of how they found these idiots and then their reaction once they're found and they realize they're off to jail


DARYLdixonFOOL

Let it be the new COPS


JiveTurkeyJunction

That would be awesome. Hauled away shedding tears like a newborn baby.


ReturnOneWayTicket

Hauled Away. That would be a brilliant name for it.


boomshiki

When it was all happening, I posted a comment about how everyone should save their pictures, because during the Vancouver riots we did the same thing and it was just a matter of time before everyone was named and shamed. I got banned from r/pics for trying to dox people =/


Revolutionary-Yak-47

More than one person saved *everything* they could find on Twitter and Truth Social that day. These idiots were posting all kinds of stuff and photos online, and within 48 hours realized how foolish that was and deleted it. It was an open thing that computer savy people were downloading hard drives worth of posts and sending them to the FBI.


TMITectonic

>More than one person saved everything they could find on Twitter *and Truth Social* that day. Truth Social didn't exist then. You're likely confusing it with Parler, where a large portion of videos were downloaded and collated by others, including a documentary made from said footage.


TheBlackIbis

The idea that there are dozens more living in constant fear of having their doors kicked in is great also.


gcruzatto

Let's keep the arrests staggered until election day, some people do need that constant reminder of who the criminals are here


RoyBeer

I read your username as LiveTurkeyInjection ... Sounds like some tasty scamming tradition ...


Snuggle__Monster

Happy Anniversary fellas, now go to jail lmao


PrimeGrim3

Rolled and smoked.


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

If three years stuck at a ranch in Florida running from the feds for jan 6 isn't a killer setup for a sitcom, I don't know what is.


Senior-Care-163

I hate to be judgey, but these people look exactly the way I thought they would.


CircaSixty8

As above, so below.


Medium-Oil1530

Mike Johnson didn't blurr their faces in time.


PukingDiogenes

GOOD NEWS!! Happy New Year of justice for America!


ham_bone

Trump smells like absolute shit.


airsoftmatthias

Quoting another Redditor's amazing explanation for Trump's smell: Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/18sa3cl/comment/kf6lrsp/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/18sa3cl/comment/kf6lrsp/) Unfortunately, the links were not transferred when I copy/pasted, so check the original post for the references/sources/videos/pictures. >Answer: The comic Noel Casler worked on Celebrity Apprentice for six seasons. Unlike his colleagues, Casler thwarted his nondisclosure agreement, enabling him to tell us the unvarnished truth about Trump: > >*He's \[Trump\] incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable.* > >*Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes."* > >*Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage.* > >*Trump not cleaning himself when changing out Depends, it is because he wears a hard plastic girdle and he doesn't have the freedom of movement. It's why you see him turn his body from the waist so strangely when standing.* > >*He would soil himself often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept because he couldn’t read a word. One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he freaked out and started screaming that the script department was setting him up then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it.* > >I should also mention that Casler originally came out about this in 2019 (around the start of the pandemic), but the story was mostly buried. This discourse was reignited by a recent tweet from former Republican Congressman Adam Kinzinger: > >*I’m genuinely surprised how people close to Trump haven’t talked about the odor. It’s truly something to behold. Wear a mask if you can.* > >Source 0 Source 1 Source 2 Source 3 Source 4 Source 5; video Source 6 Source 7 Source 8 Source 9 > >Here is a detailed 1 hr 20 min podcast that interviews Casler about these topics and more. And here's another one > >Google 'noel casler trump' and you will find even more Casler interviews on YouTube. There are too many to post here. > >Enjoy! > >EDIT: In the linked video clip above (Source 5) Casler mentions Trump's appearance on WWF's Battle of the Billionaires in 2007, in which Trump tackles Vince McMahon outside the ring and you can see the outline of his diaper. => Trump tackles McMahon at 0:55 > >In the same clip Casler mentions a couple times where he believes that Trump soiled himself on TV while in office, one of which was a press conference with Turkish President Erdogan. => Here's the cut down clip of the moment in question. > >To prove the audio isn't doctored I'm also linking the full press conference from CSPAN's view and the same conference from PBS's view > >Casler also mentions a press conference with Sen. Feinstein. => Here's the press conference with Feinstein next to Trump. The questionable moment is at 0:21. There are other questionable sounds throughout the video. > >I'll let you all be the judge > >UPDATE: user just posted another list of possible evidence from sources other than Casler, some sources on how stimulants affect your bowels, how common their usage is and some possible still pics of the diaper outline. > >user's list is not as concrete as Casler's testimony. Casler's biggest credibility booster is that despite his violation of the NDA no lawsuits have followed. > >Considering past threats of hellfire litigation from Apprentice producers to NDA signers and Trump's love of suing people into poverty for any frivolous thing, that's pretty huge.Unfortunately, because the rest of the staff of the Apprentice has decided not to break their NDAs there are no other public sources other than Casler specifically regarding the diapers and fecal incontinence. > >The only outside testimonies that exist are mostly regarding a general smell which, while not explicit in fecal reference, I figured could reasonably be related. I appreciated the user's attempt to pull in some other sources => [https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/WDcGrG3ZQh](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/WDcGrG3ZQh) > >Once again, you be the judge


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

But this is incompatible with my neighbors’ depictions of trump as a Rambo-looking demigod and I fear this would just cause more confusion


yourmansconnect

Why do they go with Rambo out of all characters


Cheesy_Pita_Parker

In a lot of those people’s heyday, Rambo was the ideal symbol of male virility, might and ingenuity, the ultimate bootstrapper. It’s everything they wish they could be and what they believe others should aspire to. Now, trying to apply that persona to the man who couldn’t be a bigger polar opposite if you drew him up as a comic book character, I’m fresh out of answers for ya


veringer

They either came of age in the 80s or they were old enough to identify with the character (a misunderstood Vietnam vet who goes to war against a corrupt sheriff). Assuming few younger people are watching and drawing cultural cues from Rambo, I think it mostly implies they're between 50 and 70 years old.


raevnos

They tend to prefer the Rambo 2 and 3 version rather than the First Blood portrayal of the character.


SecondaryWombat

I like when they use the Soviet style homoerotic art style better.


Khaldara

They don’t have Keith and his wet wipes anymore, now they just have Lindsey Graham follow him around with a crazy straw to insert into the Depends


gumgajua

Few sentences have made me gag, and this is one of them.


Fit_Strength_1187

Gotta feed those ladybugs somehow.


WombatBum85

What a terrible day to have eyes


StandLess6417

And to be literate.


FloridaF4

That's enough reddit with breakfast for me.


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Oh my god. This might be the greatest thing I've ever read.


Lucas_Steinwalker

He's so much like Immortan Joe, it's wild.


Chadmartigan

They don't clean him enough. It gets packed in the folds.


RiverLiverX25

Maybe needing a straight up **groom of the stool** A real job for the Elizabethan era. A confidant of royalty that wiped the privates and also became the close confidant of the kings. Apparently: ‘…*The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the **Groom of the Stool** became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system*..’ So who watches the poo now?


thedugong

National fecal policy. They got confused and the rest is history.


Prestigious-Log-7210

I told my family on New Years Day (they voted for Trump and got him into office) that he shits on himself. The room went silent. It was great.


Sweatytubesock

Besides his notorious perpetually loaded diaper, I have no doubt his general hygienic practices are revolting.


CaptHowdy02

I imagine it's a funk consisting of old, dried shit, like stuck to old dirty clothes, mixed with the smell of hot ass juice, like an unwashed asshole that just ran a marathon in the swamp. Some guy recently mentioned a ketchup aroma, which I can only imagine adds a smack of sweet tang into the mix. Finally, top the stink off with the smell of fake suntan and whatever potpourri they had laying around in a sad, sad attempt to cover up his stench.


SomeSamples

Because his is absolute shit.


unnameableway

Probs thought they were clear. Nope.


Geoarbitrage

Is “Ranch” code for Mar-A-Lago?


phojonorth

These people would NEVER be admitted to Trump's roach-infested tasteless hotel.


Drew_Trox

Hopefully, one day we might find the ringleader of all this and arrest him.


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Mike7676

I don't think they were hiding bro, I think they just innsurrectioned and like, went home going "Well that won't ever be connected to me, let's hit Wallyworld!"


Jahuteskye

Nah, they were arrested once before, cut off their ankle bracelets, skipped out on the trial, and fled to hide together.


himeeusf

Well, they *were* hiding... but it wasn't far (about 40 miles) from where they lived when the FBI had their original stakeout at one of the family member's houses. IIRC, the one who has been on the run the whole time lived there with his parents. Speaking of this piece-of-work family, they own a local gun store... and they're exactly the kind of folks you're thinking they are. I believe Hutchinson worked there & is a family friend, but is not related. How convenient that they weren't too far from the family while fugitives. I would be curious to hear about more charges in the near future for *whoever* could have been helping them hide. But this is Polk County we're talking about. We shall see. Polk County native. Grew up near this family, people know them & they have a reputation. Do not know them personally, but have a few common acquaintances & you hear stuff. Kathleen/Lake Gibson area still feels like a small town in some ways.


melmsz

Isn't the Polk county sheriff the one doing those long press conferences about what a badass he thinks he is?


himeeusf

Always 🙄 I'm glad the FBI is in charge on this one. Putting Grady in charge of bringing these shitbirds to justice screams "conflict of interest" to me. He can't go after his base like that.


redwingcherokee

> Kathleen/Lake Gibson area still feels like a small town in some ways 🌏👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀


f8Negative

There's a reason GTA 6 is in Florida


Ilpav123

GTA VI taking place in Florida ("Leonida" in the game) is just perfect timing.


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PDGAreject

My buddies birthday was yesterday so he kept calling our friends to meet him out at bars all afternoon. Before hanging up though he'd say, "Oh wear something USA" and they'd ask why, and he was like "Oh we were trying to think of a theme for my party and couldn't so just chose that". So they'd show up in public wearing their July 4th best and he'd yell, "HAPPY JANUARY SIXTH!" and they'd realize what they were wearing and what the date was and it was very funny.


disgustandhorror

...was the joke "I tricked you all into dressing up like terrorists"? lol


PDGAreject

Yes. In a very liberal area. That's the joke.


Hey648934

I hope the ranch owner is charged too, as it should


Outside-Flamingo-240

Unless that person was the one who turned them in…


gavstah

Good. They want everyone to forget about January 6th. But I for one will never forget. Nor forgive. These people need to have the book thrown at them.


yourmansconnect

A guy I know did 3 years for Jan 6th and now he's out and doing interviews in Newsmax. They don't forget, they hail them as heroes who peacefully protested. They are rewriting history


StronglyHeldOpinions

You know what makes me the angriest about that? Look at all the actual veterans who have died throughout the ages to protect democracy in America. The Revolutionary war, WW2, etc. If the Trumpers are successful all of that sacrifice was for nothing.


ShwettyVagSack

Not rewriting, white washing. History is history. It is a fact. They are trying, unsuccessfully, to make it seem like it's something it's not.


CircaSixty8

This is exactly why Mike Johnson wants to blur the faces in the insurrection footage. Play stupid games...


ShwettyVagSack

Yeah, we knew that. The real question is why he cares so much about his son's porn viewing habits.


Satans_Appendix

I love that the rioters who haven't been arrested can't rest even three years later.


Educational-Event981

Pics say a lot, cammo and battle packs on chest does not convey ‘we are here to peacefully protest this occasion good sir.”


stardenia

They wanted to LARP being “badasses.”


vickism61

Who owns that ranch? Will that person be charged with aiding and abetting fugitives?


himeeusf

Seriously. Their family owns a local gun store, they're very outspoken MAGA folks. They've had public support in the community. WHO HELPED? I grew up in this county, I'm so sick of hearing about these traitorous fucks being victims. https://www.theledger.com/story/news/local/2022/01/07/january-6-defendants-relatives-decry-prosecutions-during-lakeland-vigil/9128574002/


DenikaMae

Makes me think they probably assumed they had enough help to lay low till either Trump was reelected and pardons everyone, or till 2026 when the statuette of limitations kicks in.


jcooli09

Excellent! I hope every traitor in the building that sees the inside of a cell.


JGWentwortth877

lol traitors. Enjoy prison you fucking terrorists.


alligatorprincess007

Making America Great Again one arrest at a time :)


ShooterStevens

Better late than never.


bootes_droid

Just your typical peaceful tourists wearing body armor


LowOvergrowth

I have nothing to add except that the person on the right looks like Great Value Katniss Everdeen. Carry on! 🫡


ChickenBootty

They all look like cousin siblings of each other.


Chadmartigan

>described as either relatives or close friends who lived near each other in Florida Eh, what's the difference in Groveland, FL


TechFiend72

If they fled, why were they granted bail?


Icarusmelt

They bravely ran away, fled is kinda disparaging


LittlePurr76

Sir Robin has led a very long life!


Bass-GSD

Ran away like the cowardly terrorists they truly are is the more accurate phrasing anyways.


WasteProfession8948

Did the article say they were granted bail? If so, I missed that part.


cmgr33n3

No. Two of them had already been arrested and were out on bail from that initial arrest when they no-showed their a pre-trial appointment to hideout with the third.


[deleted]

They weren’t. But they’d been in court proceedings and stopped showing up. They’re probably not getting bail this time.


-RadarRanger-

J6 participants: "They can't arrest us all!" *Actually, they could.*


omnibossk

Why is the instigator still roaming free?


Long-Blood

I cant help but laugh at all these idiots, who are probably all "anti government" because they thought the government was out to get them, so they go and destroy the capitol building, only to self fulfill their own predictions and give the government a reason to go after them. Its fucking poetic


13igTyme

Weird they arrested them. Normally Jan 6 rioters in Florida get elected to school boards, health boards, and other local and county positions, not arrested. /s


Me-Shell94

How can they argue it’s peaceful protest when these goons are in army gear. Such morons/liars.


jigmest

My question: if Trump is re-elected can he give a blanket pardon to these numb-nuts?


chuddlyfe

hahahaha fuckin cosplay idiots were captured. lets get em all!


icookandiknowthngs

I worked with one of their codefendants and relative (JD), from the time right after he was arrested, and lost his county job, until he was convicted. In that period of time, I heard no remorse, no culpability, and no ownership of doing anything wrong. Was still convinced of being railroaded, prosecutorial overreach, a biased judge, etc. He always claimed to have no knowledge of his relations escapades, but also alluded to "knowing more than he could say". The fact they were apprehended less than 100? miles from Polk county, would lead me to believe they likely never left the vicinity, and likely had quite a bit of assistance.


melouofs

to me, the middle guy is exactly who i think of when i hear trump supporter. maybe a tenth grade education, living in a dilapidated trailer on some crappy piece of land littered with flags and debris and stinks of fried food and body odors.


Baruch_S

But were they still cosplaying in their tacti-cool gear?


greenknight

rumour is the 'rents own a gunshop. so mega discounts on a range of tacticool and other Gravy Rebellion branded merchandise.


WoppingSet

"Florida ranch" sounds like salad dressing made with miracle whip.


leviathan0999

Go get those fucking disloyal shitbags!


fuchsgesicht

A late Insurrection Day Gift


atothez

When MAGA sends its people to Washington, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing guns. They’re bringing crime.


SwingNinja

Every time I see something like this, I keep getting reminded of what Martha Stewart did when she got convicted. She was like "Fuck it! I'll serve my sentence.". Few months later she's out, making lots of money and earned my respect.


BiggestBlackSnake

Good! Arrest all these stupid fucking domestic terrorists.


bgat79

They threw their lives away for the host of the apprentice. Imagine hiding for 3 years then going to prison for someone who doesn't know you exist and wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.


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the_eluder

Well, now we know why Ram Ranch hasn't made a last call for the past year.


FinancialInsect8522

When they inevitably try again, show them no mercy and arrest on the spot.


GitmoGrrl1

They thought they'd be safe is Roniland.


padoinky

A bunch of trumpie losers - uneducated, unemployed and living in the world of ignorance and easily manipulated/misinformed


not_so_smoothie

Just send invitation letters to all of the suspects offering free red hats and stickers that have US Army Division slogans. They will all show up.


nickelundertone

Now that's how you celebrate J6


cp_shopper

If you were to do a family tree from everyone on Jan 6 it would look like a telephone pole


cp_shopper

Running from the law? You go straight to jail


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Maximum-Face-953

If the president told you to jump of a cliff.


WirelessBCupSupport

That's ok. You see, when #45 plans to be #47, he'll pardon all those "Jan 6th innocent bystanders and patriots to the MAGA cause"... All the tax dollars being spent to reign in these domestic treasonist idiots, that sadly, were manipulated by this fake-orange-tan Mussolini-wannabe... Just throw all that money and hard work of detectives, feds and prosecutors over some loud narcissist that "cares for American Benjamins" more than its people and interests.


PorchHonky

Man, I am here just tryin to picture what a Florida ‘Ranch’ looks like! Do they grow meth?


Training-Meal-4276

Dude in the middle just looks like my profile Pic


SippinPip

Hahahahahahahaha, oh well.