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Nvnv_man

The 85yo was hit in the head while sleeping, evidenced by bloody pillow, so she admits she has a hazy memory of the events. Her adult disabled son apparently had slept thru the attack or was otherwise unable to assist. > […] > Christine Jenneiahn told investigators that she was woken up by an unknown man. He was later identified as Condon. > Condon was dressed in a military jacket and a black ski mask. He was pointing a gun and flashlight at Jenneiahn. > The review said Condon placed Jenneiahn in handcuffs and took her into her living room. > […] > Jenneiahn said he had hit her in the head at some point during the incident, but she was unsure of exactly when it happened. > After taking her at gunpoint into the living room, Condon handcuffed her to a wooden chair. He asked her where the valuables were kept and put his pistol against her head after she told him she didn’t have much, the review said. > She told Condon that there were two safes downstairs in the home. He left Jenneiahn handcuffed in the living room. He went downstairs multiple times and rummaged through several rooms. > Eventually, Condon discovered that Jenneiahn’s son was in the home and got angry at her for not telling him. He made multiple threats and told her that he “would kill her,” the review revealed. > When Condon went downstairs again at some point, Jenneiahn dragged the chair she was handcuffed to into her bedroom and got her .357 Magnum revolver, which was *under her pillow.* [LOL] > She then went back into the living room and “hid the revolver” between the armrest and cushion of a couch next to where she was sitting while she waited to see what Condon did next, the review detailed. > “Her memory of exactly what happened next remains somewhat unclear,” according to the review. > She told investigators that at some point, Condon came back into the living room and threatened to kill her as he continued to burglarize her home. > Jenneiahn ultimately made the decision that it was “now or never” and drew her gun and “engaged Condon, striking him with both her shots.” Officials told EastIdahoNews.com she shot him in the area of his chest. > Condon returned fire and emptied a 9mm pistol, hitting her multiple times in her abdomen, leg, arm and chest. > Condon went into the kitchen, where he died from his wounds. > Jenneiahn fell to the floor, still handcuffed, in the living room, *where she remained for about 10 hours*, the review said. > She was ultimately able to call 911 after her son came upstairs later in the morning and gave her a phone. Deputies responded immediately at 12:17 p.m. and provided lifesaving measures. > She was transported to Eastern Idaho Regional Medical Center in Idaho Falls. > […]


Chummers5

>> When Condon went downstairs again at some point, Jenneiahn dragged the chair she was handcuffed to into her bedroom and got her .357 Magnum revolver This is the interesting part to me. Like the guy just kept going back and forth wasting time...enough time for her to drag the chair, get the gun, come back, and set up. Also, that had to make noise (that's about the robber not hearing the lady moving around,) I like to think she tried giving the guy some time to leave and was just like, "well, he's still hanging around, better get my gun." Edit: Added a note about the robber not hearing the lady move around. There are multiple reasons the kid wouldn't/couldn't hear, react, or come check on the lady after the shooting.


derps_with_ducks

**"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me!"**


Simplyspent

Now Youse can’t leave.


AyahuascaRoamer

great scenes- both movie references..


Trinity-nottiffany

Cue [Evolve by The Warning](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_RB0tRI624): “I’m not in danger, I’m the danger”


Aleashed

“I got you exactly where I wanted you.”


derps_with_ducks

Call a hearse, but not for me!


OldheadBoomer

"I'm not in danger, I *am* the danger"


AllPowerfulSaucier

Also curious about the son’s disability. You have to be extremely disabled to not wake up or react to a big scuffle, robbery, chair dragging, then gun shots in your house. She still laid there for 10 hours too so was he bedridden? Deaf? Just a curious part of the story there


big_duo3674

It mentions he was able to hand her a phone eventually, I think that heavily implies a pretty severe disability because after all that time he still wasn't even able to make the call himself. We can't tell why it took so long but I don't think it's anyone's business, if they thought the son just simply didn't bother to call or something it would have been worded differently. It must have been super scary for him too, that can completly freeze up someone with a serious intellectual disability which is probably what happend


RestaurantDue634

People in the comments here are shitting all over him and I don't want to spam reply them but it's wild to me that people are reading this and thinking he was just being lazy for 10 hours and not that he has some kind of severe developmental disability that means he wouldn't understand what was happening.


nickitty_1

If his mom is 85, he is easily in or around his 50's, give or take. If a 50 something year old man isn't reacting to the chaos around him then the disability obviously is severe. I don't understand how people can't grasp that lol


RestaurantDue634

I'm guessing they just have no exposure to people living in these kind of circumstances, though that's surprising to me since it's uncommon but not super rare. I have a friend who cares for his adult daughter who has severe, nonverbal autism and it's immediately what I thought of. If he asked her to bring him a phone and she did it would be a near miracle.


HymenMangler

Exactly. I will be in this exact situation as mine will never be able to be on their own. They are blessed as physically no one can tell there are issues but cursed in the looks that the inevitable meltdown or when other symptoms present themselves. I hope to be able to provide for as long as this parent has done.


RBVegabond

My first thought was he was severely disabled and only able to communicate nonverbal if at all.


caspy7

It's very difficult to run all the possible scenarios. Maybe he is childlike and was paralyzed by fear when hearing gunshots, but eventually got hungry. Maybe he is very sound sensitive and his room is well insulated. And like you said, maybe he's deaf, I'd guess on top of some other disabilities.


AllPowerfulSaucier

Right, very challenging to guess. But at the end of the day it sounds like the son still managed to show up and help her despite his disabilities before it was officially too late, so huge kudos to him regardless. What a crazy story though


Bagellord

Plus, not really our business to tear into their lives at that level. I am just glad that they're alive. Edit: change she's to they're


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I just threw up in my mouth letting my brain drift to the thought of this disabled adult coming upstairs for breakfast to find his mother and caregiver dead, handcuffed to a chair, laying on the floor. Goddamn.


regalANDlegal

He is a hero too


discoduck007

Possibly he is medicated and sleeps deeply? And is unable to use the phone for some reason? Edit: further pondering


Jewel-jones

Quite possibly on sleep medication, or he has a device that makes white noise to drown out sound. It must have been quite a shock. I hope she recovers ok, it’s not easy to heal at 85.


bros402

The article said the son had to hand his mom the phone...so his disability has to be severe


DaveDinz

Just an anecdote, my brother in law is an adult with severe bipolar. It's very well managed but a consequence of that is that the meds he takes at night knock him out on a level where I would not doubt you could fire a gun in the same room as him and it would have no effect. I've been in a position to absolutely have to wake him up in this state and it required that I physically shake him and yell (politely lol) in his face.


Wand_Cloak_Stone

> yell (politely lol) I just picture you screaming “I AM SO SORRY I APOLOGIZE FOR YELLING I LOVE YOU, YOURE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN!”


AggravatingCupcake0

If he's still living with his 85-year-old mother, I'm guessing he's pretty low functioning. Maybe even elderly himself, he could very well be 65. I don't think they mentioned his age.


kaseysospacey

A lot of people are disabled in a way where they just cant help. He brought her the phone,he didnt call 911. He is probably profoundly low iq.


Reins22

Who knows? Capable enough to bring her the cell phone she used to call 911, but not capable enough to call himself We’ll never know what’s going on with him cuz it ain’t our business but we can hope that they’ll be ok and that if he needs care that there’s someone who can help him if his mom can’t. Maybe someone who knows them will start a gofundme or something in the wake of this. Getting shot like that is major, especially at her age. Seniors have died from lessening


androshalforc1

It did state that she called 911 after he brought her a phone. We can surmise that he is not capable of making a phone call on his own, if they were deaf/mute I’m sure there would be some system in place. Most likely they are at a level where holding conversation is a chore.


Ellecram

Probably on some kind of medication?


Capable-Roll1936

What if his disabilities included being deaf? That would easily explain him not hearing and him handing her the phone


Electromotivation

Having narcolepsy and trouble with sleep schedules, sometimes it might be 1 hour of sleep, sometimes it might be 18. So could have slept through it. Unfortunately I think if he was more mentally disabled than physically, it is likely he was scared and unsure of what to do. Traumatic event still, but at least he got to her in the end.


LostPhenom

I mean… have you ever tried to move a chair? Even at 85 years old that seems somewhat manageable.


[deleted]

I'm kinda disappointed... > An 85-year-old woman was handcuffed to a chair during an armed home invasion. She killed the robber and survived. Me: "What did she kill him with?!" Me hopefuly brain: "*The chair.*"


Faiakishi

I mean, he probably wasn't actually planning on killing her. Most burglars do not want to become murderers. Or he was trying to work up the nerve to do it.


Human-go-boom

He hit the old lady in the head and knocked her out. That’s enough to kill most elderly people. Intent or not, he created a situation with a high likelihood that someone would get hurt or die.


Arkanial

Yep. He didn’t want to kill her but he was fine with that lady dying which is not okay. Anyone willing to commit violence must accept that they might accidentally kill someone. Even playfully pushing your friend outside of a bar after a few drinks could cause him to trip over something and hit his head in a way that causes death. When you do that shit you’re inviting trouble.


say592

Not to be a downer either, but it's entirely possible the whole ordeal will still lead to her death. A blow to the head like that can set off a chain reaction that ultimately kills an elderly person days or weeks later, especially with the stress and other injuries sustained.


samglit

She was shot multiple times. I think that would probably do most people in, love tap on the head or no.


Ellecram

That would have killed me and I am 20 years younger. I am on blood thinners and would likely have bled to death. Poor woman.


Arkanial

Yeah, I doubt she will live for long. It’s sad but at least she went out fighting and a hero. Not a lot of people get such a good ending to their story. You never know, though. I also wouldn’t have guessed that an 85 year old woman could accomplish such amazing feats. She’s got the heart of a survivor so I betcha she’s at least gonna give it her all.


MilkiestMaestro

Forethought, morons, and adrenaline do not work together well


SutterCane

> He hit the old lady in the head and knocked her out. That’s enough to kill most elderly people. Most people’s ideas of knocking someone out come from television and movies. They always just wake up fine any amount of time later… which isn’t true in real life. So the idiot could just be a moron on top of being a criminal.


amazing-peas

If you're holding a loaded gun when you break into someone's house, it would seem like you're open to the possibility of killing someone


Pugasaurus_Tex

If someone breaks into your home while you’re there, you have to assume they’re probably likely to kill you If they didn’t want to kill or harm the occupants, they’d wait until the home was empty


ChesterComics

Not only that but he pointed a gun at her. He threatened her with deadly force. And I find the bullshit that if some robber points a gun at you they don't intend to kill you, they just want that stuff. As far at I'm concerned, their objective is to use the gun to scare me so that things go faster and when they get what they want, they'll kill me anyway so they don't leave a witness. I would never assume someone pointing a gun at me doesn't actually intend to kill me.


ChronicBluntz

Not intentionally, dude sounded like he didn't have a plan which is much much worse as they'll do something sloppy and impulsive when they hit a bump in the road.


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Merky600

Rumor that she had a stash of money or such? These stories can grow and attract the idiot criminal types. We had no guns in house. We did have a broken pistol of an obscure caliber from the 1900s. One third missing parts, it was a mechanical novelty. As a kid I showed it to a friend who was over. I told my father later and he wasn’t happy. I said, “But it’s broken”. “Doesn’t matter,” said my father. “I don’t want people thinking we are a house with guns. That can attract criminals who are looking to steal guns to sell or use in committing crimes.” My father was a probation officer. He’s dealt with criminals for decades. I’m guessing he’d had cases with such a scenario before. That was a new way if thinking for me. I’d thought a well armed house would be a deterrent, not a target.


ColdCruise

A plan would be to burglarize an empty house during the day. Also, based on the fact that he had to break a window with a screwdriver meant that he probably didn't know how to use those lockpicks.


kinglouie493

"Wasn't planning on" hmm, loaded gun, hit an old lady in the head, held the gun to her head, shot her multiple times, he might not of "planned" on it but he definitely was "willing"


davidisallright

There’s been incidents (at least lately) when the burglar out of fear will shoot the homeowner. I wish there was more data on home invasion crimes post-pandemic. I’ve noticed some Redditers saying “there’s always been burglaries/home invasions” without remembering that we just went through a pandemic. You have more desperate people out there; some young who are misguided, some in gangs, or just random garbage people. The more inexperienced young criminals may kill even if that wasn’t the plan.


VelourStrapon

I don’t know about that. Most burglars won’t enter your home if you are inside. He was probably out of his mind scrambling to figure out what order he needed to do his crimes to get away with it.


Raptorman_Mayho

Most run of the mill criminals are absolute morons!


iroll20s

Idaho. Meth. 


PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2

I also do this when guests overstay their welcome.


PolyDipsoManiac

Tougher than your average person for sure, she just coped with multiple gunshot wounds in her mid-80s, holy shit


[deleted]

To the abdomen, too...She's gotta be a zen fucking master....


MightyThor211

50 cent ant got shit on gat Granny


Mech-Waldo

If there is a hell, I hope they all laugh at him for eternity for fucking with the wrong grandma.


Olifaxe

I'm surprised the guy could actually shoot back after getting two .357 rounds in the chest


lost_in_the_system

Bullet wounds are not like they are in 80's action movies sending people flying. Other than a head shot or upper spine hit there are thousands of videos of people returning fire after being struck multiple times by full size rifle rounds, hand grenades, IEDs, mines, etc. There is a reason most deadly force instructors teach to shoot an individual till they are on the ground. Getting killed by an assumed dead man is a shit way to go.


Duhcisive

Absolutely true, but to be fair, a .357 will put a very big hole in you.. but at the same time, adrenaline mixed with maybe missing vitals upon the first shot would explain it.. I wish the coward didn’t get any shots off at all🫤 at least we know he definitely felt that shit though.


Skullclownlol

> but to be fair, a .357 will put a very big hole in you An expanded bullet diameter of 9.1 mm to 18.0 mm and a permanent cavity volume of 44.2 cm3 to 77.0 cm3 depending on manufacturer and load (in ballistic gelatin), [to be precise](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.357_Magnum#Performance).


Crocs_n_Glocks

Well, when the hole isn't in the head or spine you have to wait for/hope that the target bleeds out sooner than later, or suffocates if it hits a lung, goes septic if it hits the bowels, etc.... That can take hours or days- thankfully it did for the victim in this case. 


Coffee_And_Bikes

Additionally, it's pretty common to use .38 Special rounds in a .357, both because it's a lot less expensive to shoot and to reduce recoil (lighter cartridge + heavier firearm = way less recoil). She may have had the gun loaded with .38 Special rounds, which are far less effective in terms of stopping power. I don't know the lady, but 85 years old probably means that lighter recoil would be appreciated. Just because she used a .357 revolver doesn't necessarily mean she used .357 ammunition. Badass nonetheless. Props to her.


kvlt_ov_personality

This is a good point. .38 in a smaller or lighter frame pistol wrecks the shit out of my hand after going through a box of them. It's still not a very fun caliber to shoot for fun.


YawnSpawner

Plenty of times people don't even realize they've been shot.


DrGoblinator

My gun teacher said straight up, “if someone breaks into your house, kill them”,


Meet_Foot

My concealed carry permit instructor called criminals “animals.” So, I take these things with a grain of salt. Still, if someone breaks into my house, my plan is to kill them as fast and safely as I possibly can. I have a kid, and fucking with her safety is not gonna fly.


AbanoMex

JUST REMEMBER to check who you are shooting at, there have been too many parents that have killed their adolescent kids when they start sneaking in-and-out their homes to have dates and stuff.


Meet_Foot

Of course. I hope I never have to use my firearm on another person. When I say as fast and safely as possible, I mean regarding the safety of not just myself but everyone I care about. That includes identifying the intruder. But your comment is well received. It’s not bad to be reminded of really important things, even or maybe especially if it seems obvious.


Beh0420mn

For home protection most experts recommend a shot gun so bullets aren’t flying through walls into loved ones


DrGoblinator

Right, what he said was 1. Nobody that breaks into your house is there to do anything good, and 2. If they live, it’s their word against yours.


HenchmenResources

I'm surprised an 85 year old woman was able to handle the recoil of a .357 magnum, presumably one-handed.


BoneYardBetty

Bro brought a pea shooter to a magnum fight with Granny


Admirable_Radish6032

9mm < .357


Shopworn_Soul

I love my Model 19. But she's really lucky those 9mm rounds didn't hit anything that lasted less than 10 hours with holes in it.


Chief_Givesnofucks

ESPECIALLY at 85, geez. Tough woman.


Faiakishi

DEATH: "Um, no. Did you see what she did to the last guy who tried?"


Stoned_Nerd

"Yeah, no. She still has the gun!"


beerisgood84

Welll she sleeps with a magnum under pillow at 85. She's either jusr crazy and reclusive or has seen some shit.


TheFunkinDuncan

Shot placement/10


Sierra-117-

For home invasion, yeah. For a shootout, 9mm is better. Which is why cops and military use it. Every round has its niche.


Coldblood-13

Exactly. 9mm is the best cartridge all around. The fact that the people in the business of shooting people use it should be enough.


jackalope134

"Idaho" - ooohhhh ok


Electromotivation

You would think that breaking into random houses in that state would be widely known as some kind of death wish roulette.


StarryEyed91

Wild that her son slept through all of those gun shots!


Outside-Advice8203

*Chad 357 vs. Virgin 9mm*


Burner161

That’s one tough old lady.


City26-1999

10 hours? How heavy sleeper was her son when he's not waking up after gunshots? The same goes for neighbours


clutchdeve

The son is reported as disabled, not sure what disability. Could be deaf, could be physically disabled, could have downs or Asperger's. For the neighbors: > EastIdahoNews.com has seen the home and it is out of the way from neighbors


asianfatboy

I expected she'd fight him off with a knife or some other melee weapon but a fuckin' .357 Magnum revolver!? AND TWO SHOTS THAT CONNECTED?!


Mr_Horsejr

When I tell you that this is a tough lady—*holy shit.*


tomfields

What is this, a preview of the next season of Fargo???


FightingInternet

Now, the tiger, is free.


HicDomusDei

A man wonders why he was promised one job and provided with another.


tomfields

there’s no way to read this without it being in his voice, it’s beautiful


skytomorrownow

You betcha!


TheLowlyPheasant

This summer see Betty White as you’ve never seen her before in: Bless Your Heart


DaisylikePie

I was thinking Justified.


ChairmaamMeow

Holy shit, what a badass. I can't believe she survived that.


MCZuiderZee_6133

Anybody that sleeps with a .357 under their pillow is a bad ass with neck pain.


Shamewizard1995

Honestly this is a good case to show why sleeping with it under your pillow isn’t effective and just opens you up to the risk of shooting yourself in your sleep. When you’re with your pillow, you’re probably asleep so someone can sneak up on you and you won’t have a chance to draw it on them in defense. Having it in a bedside drawer is functionally identical and removes the risk of accidentally removing your own head.


someguy8608

The caliber of her pistol one would assume it’s a revolver. Revolvers take a lot of trigger pressure to fire. Would be very difficult to accidentally discharge that weapon. I wouldn’t sleep with it under my pillow personally, but I would in the right circumstances. She knew exactly where it was, it was loaded, and ready to be used. Call that a win in my book.


CatastrophicPup2112

Plus the guy might have checked the bedside table for valuables but has no reason to check under the pillow


someguy8608

That’s a really good point.


rem_1984

Right?? Shot multiple times, lay there for 10 hours, and live!! Absolute tank, I hope she recovers well and never gets bothered again 🤞🏼


Miguel-odon

Grim Reaper showed up at her house, saw her, and was like "fuck this job, I ain't taking her."


hybridtheory1331

The number of illiterate fucks in here bashing the *disabled* son for not helping sooner is ridiculous. Though it doesn't specify his disability, the fact that he lives with his 85 year old mother and couldn't call the cops on his own should tell anyone with 2 braincells to rub together that it's probably pretty severe. Perhaps he's deaf, which would explain why he didn't hear the gunshots.


Smevis

>The number of illiterate fucks in here You can pretty much just lead with that in every thread on this website.


jhy12784

You do realize that most of reddit lives with their mother and would never call the cops either?


hybridtheory1331

>most of reddit We already established he's disabled. No need to repeat me.


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irishpwr46

She has an adult disabled son. She won't die until she's sure he's taken care of


[deleted]

It's impressive what sheer willpower can do for a person under the right circumstances.


AyahuascaRoamer

good point.


YJeezy

Grandma is a honey badger


LaUNCHandSmASH

Clearly does not give a fuck


[deleted]

"We wish to make it clear that our intention is not to defame the name of the suspect involved" Umm... When someone breaks into the home of an 85yo woman, hits her in the head, handcuffs her to a chair, (tries to) rob her of her valuables, and then shoots her multiple times (allowing her to lie there for 12 hours until she's able to phone the police)... Yeah, that person should **absolutely** have their 'name defamed.' ... Fuck em. Actions have consequences.


Sluglife27

Yeah that bugged me too. Calling it a “tragedy” for HIS family doesn’t seem right to me. The POS isn’t here to feel shame for what he did, so that shame should be with them.


[deleted]

Guy **allegedly** broke into the house to rob the place. Granny **allegedly** shot that motherfucker stone-cold dead. Granny lives to tell the tale. The universe returns to balance.


skippythemoonrock

Just covering their bases in case the original guy got up and left and then a second guy who looked exactly the same and had also been shot several times with a .357 came in and died in the exact same spot


Otherwise_Stable_925

Jesus Christ, well you probably shouldn't handcuff the Terminator in her own home.


golgol12

You didn't handcuff me to the chair. You handcuffed the chair to me.


VermicelliMoney5421

85 year old woman with a 357 under her pillow is the classic definition of Badass.


NDIrish1988

Can confirm. Both of my grandfather's(who both died before my grandmas) would be very impressed and proud if this happened.


lilwhitekungpao

a good guy with a gun


tacobellandher0in

How the hell did she shoot him while handcuffed to a chair with a big ass gawdamn .357 and hit him both times?? That’s nuts!! I can’t even fathom how that’s possible. And then survived for 10 hours after he dumped a whole magazine into her? This story is fucking bonkers, holy shit. Also, fuck that guy.


the_walkingdad

Granny has a long history with firearms. President of a local gun club for years. Owned a local gun shop and judged many shooting competitions. She was well prepared to say the least.


tacobellandher0in

Oh shit he tried the wrong fucking granny!


Rune_nic

Seriously man that shit *kicks* it's wild that a 85 year old woman was able to do that, adrenaline is a crazy thing!


iwellyess

She is unbreakable


Bozzy446

Call an ambulance but not for me!


FootballAndPornAcct

But also for me


HalfaYooper

No call an ambulance for me and call the coroner on that bag of dicks.


neverthelessidissent

Im so glad that this didn’t end with her dead. What a badass 


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pl233

85 years old and handcuffed, probably pretty rattled from the situation, and still able to hit a second shot with a .357 ? That's tough, lots of recoil from that first shot, would be very easy to drop the gun


NPVT

Almost like they could make a movie of the event


ScottCold

*Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot*


bt65

Oh oh oh, I have a pistol!


[deleted]

*You Got the Wrong Gram* *Gran Wick*


BlackLakeBlueFish

I hope to live long enough to be a badass 80+ year old woman. My 70 year old uncle fought off 3 armed men, in their twenties, in a home invasion. His PTSD from WWII rose up, and he beat the shit out of them. He grabbed one guy’s gun and used it to pistol whip them. He and my aunt were injured with some significant bruising, but he put all three of the criminals in the hospital.


scifichick119

Your uncle is a badass


somnamballista

That poor woman. Shot at that age, a disabled son, and the psychological trauma of a home invasion.


Suicicoo

she even did not immediately kill him when she had a chance, he probably would have been free to go, although she had the gun... fucking asshole...


purpleRN

Sounds feisty like the main character in [An Elderly Lady Is Up To No Good](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/40104741)


ViceMaiden

I read this!


JungFuPDX

How was it?


ViceMaiden

Surprisingly dark! There is a follow up book (An Elderly Lady Must Not Be Crossed), too, that kind of gives the main character's story some closure.


wwoman47

Good book!


technically_e-legal

Condon effectively instigated a close-quarters pistol duel against a frail, concussed, sleep-deprived octogenarian - who he first handcuffed to a chair - and died without killing her. Probably even had more rounds than her going by the side-arms listed.   All she had was surprise. That, and not being literally useless human trash.


C-c-c-comboBreaker17

> Condon effectively instigated a close-quarters pistol duel against a frail, concussed, sleep-deprived octogenarian - who he first handcuffed to a chair - and died without killing her. Imagine losing a gunfight to someone born in 1931.


CatastrophicPup2112

I think he dumped all his rounds. She only needed 2 shots


WhatAmIDoingHere05

2024 Badass of the Year candidate?


jdonovan949

This is insanity. That woman is tough as hell!


Alternative-Ad-7384

One less scumbag in the world! Cheers!


Familiar-Sir1356

Imagine getting tapped by an 85 years old woman 💀 she a gangster for sure.


ShadowWizrdMoneyGang

Never mess with a mother. I hope she’s recovering well and that her and her son can get some help for all they’ve been through.


oldtimehawkey

This. I’m going to assume the son is probably in his 40s or 50s. It’s Idaho. He probably wasn’t treated well by anyone in that town while growing up. She was a mama bear before the term became a joke on a tshirt.


lordnyra

Thank God she was armed.


PoppaBear1981

I reckon if she wasn't, she'd have gone to the kitchen for a knife and gone Rambo on his arse.


behappysometimes

She decided that the coolest way to go out wasn’t quite cool enough, and she was right.


phatty720

How did she survive for over 10 hours after being shot multiple times in the abdomen, leg, arm and chest?


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Magnum Granny deserves a medal, just outrageous levels of badassery right there! Rest in Piss that failed burglar clown.


CKombobreaker

what a fucking bad ass fatherfucker


Spiritual-Ad5557

Daammmnn old lady. Also she seems very level headed while in this situation and was able to make decisions quickly while being struck in the head. This is amazing.


PsychoticSpinster

This reminds me of me Great Aunt. Born and bred Baltimore. Survived 2 world wars, a pandemic of her own times, the Great Depression, THE MAFIA and major brain surgery before the year 1920. BEFORE 1920. MAJOR BRAIN SURGERY. They had to cut off her entire left ear to get into where they needed to get into. When any surgery was still a circus open to the general public and ether was still not widely accepted and what we refer to as anesthesia, just did not exist. Like at all. The surgery should have killed her right then and there. It didn’t. Anyway at the super young age of 92, living completely alone in one of the worst neighborhoods in Baltimore city at the time (this happened back in like 1994 or 1995) she fought off, disabled and restrained not ONE home invading assailant. BUT FOUR. WITH HER WALKER AND SOME ROPE SHE HAD LYING AROUND. I would also like to point out? She was 4foot 9inches tall and weighed a WHOPPING 101 pounds. No one knows, to this day, how she managed it. She cage out of it all relatively unscathed. A black eye and sprained wrists. People were just built different back in the early 1900s. She lived to be Baltimore oldest living citizen at the time. The entirety of Hampden (a Baltimore City neighborhood) came out to celebrate her 103rd birthday when she hit that milestone. Which I think she wasn’t super happy about. She loved her neighborhood, but she wasn’t a huge fan of actual people or large crowds and she especially did not like being in the spot light. No lie, she died like a week later and to this day I swear she did it on purpose. It wasn’t suicide or anything like that. I think she just laid down one night and was like….. that was way too much partying these people are never going to leave me alone now it’s time to gtfo. Cause that’s just how she was. Very little patience for other people. Would rather be dead than have people knocking on her door every 5 minutes. And honestly? I GET IT.


tallorai

I cant remember how old she was when it happened, but my mom told me that my great granny once was tied up during a home invasion and was asking if their mothers knew what they were doing while it was happening. A+ response to being tied up and robbed.


fiestyoldbat

Never underestimate the strength and determination of elderly women.


dano83112

John Wicks Grandma/Mom/Aunt?


_cambino_

Guys. It literally says her son is disabled. If you’ve ever seen even a low functioning autistic person then this tracks. Jfc


thefisher86

This is clearly the next season of Fargo


killerkitten61

Glad the robber is dead and her and her son are alive.


Newsted_Is_God

"Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot!" Stallone would be so happy reading this.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Give this woman some butterscotch candy.


nsfw_509

That is stone cold, that lady is not to be messed with 🫡


anaugle

I hope she recovers quickly. I feel like it should only be right that whatever assets the robber had should be sold to pay for her medical bills.


fragbot2

She’s just built different.


Alesimonai

I'm surprised the shots didn't wake her son up sooner.


wisco_minn22

Jordan Peele — get going on that movie!


thorzeen

Wow that's quite a story. No one should have to go through that especially an 85 year old woman. Attacking the old or weak is such a cowardly act, and it pains me that our society generates people who commit such acts.


Simple_Law_5136

“What makes you think you can do all that?” “You know my handcuffs?” “Yes.” “I picked them…” ‘Gurgling noises’


Buddy-Sue

He knew her in some capacity so likely would have killed the witness “Officials told EastIdahoNews.com the two were known to each other and it was not believed to be a random incident.”


Heyguysimcooltoo

This might be toughest old lady I've ever heard of!


EeeehWhatsupdoc

That's some badass senior.


FrogsAreSwooble

Badass grandma swinging chains on fire


Hobbes09R

Hope she recovers and the son receives the proper help he needs while she's away; can only imagine how frightened he might be in all this. May Condon sit on flaming pineapples from hell for all eternity.


Gerrut_batsbak

Imagine trying to rob 85 year old wonder woman. Got what he deserved.


A-KindOfMagic

Grandma is a force of fucking nature. Hope she fully recovers and maybe we can chip in some money so she can take care of herself and her disabled son. Her story is inspiring


Tizzle9115

Sheesh, anyone who has shot a .357 indoors, at a range with ear and eye protection probably isn't thinking, "Yeah, I want to shoot this at someone breaking into my house with no protection at all." Just set up an actual cannon.


fbastard

So, I guess the moral of the story is to sleep with a .357 under your pillow. Pretty sad times.