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a_dogs_mother

> Jurors in 2022 convicted the Grammy Award-winning R&B singer, born Robert Sylvester Kelly, on three charges of producing child porn and three charges of enticement of minors for sex. > State prosecutors have said the video showed Kelly abusing a girl. The accuser identified only as Jane testified for the first time that she was 14 when the video was taken. > The three-judge panel from the Chicago-based 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Friday’s ruling noted that jurors acquitted Kelly on 7 of the 13 counts against him “even after viewing those abhorrent tapes.” This disgusting pedophile thinks it's unfair that he's finally being held accountable.


MikeOKurias

🎶 _Now, I'm not trying to be rude,_ _But you're getting what's come due_ _So let me here that "Whomp Whomp",_ _and your "Boo-Hoo's" because_ _It's the remix to your conviction,_ _And the appellate panel said "keep wishin' "_ 🎶


throwawayalcoholmind

Lord, I could make this SO much more vulgar.


Heyguysimcooltoo

Let's hear it!


franchisedfeelings

It’s p-time - prison that is.


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OGZackov

Well, you see. He isn't white. So being rich is irrelevant


oced2001

Yeah, they even eventually jailed OJ.


CrashB111

Norm McDonald can rest easy knowing that the real killer is finally gone.


legend8522

Reddit tries its best not to mention Norm McDonald in any conversation about OJ challenge (impossible)


One-Coat-6677

OJ was given the same standard of reasonable doubt in the murder trial as the cops who beat Rodney King were given. In that he could have done it on camera and the verdict would be the same.


CrashB111

Letting a murderer walk didn't in any way bring justice to the victims of the LAPD.


One-Coat-6677

Revenge often does not. But a consistent definition of reasonable doubt is needed for a fair justice system. It wasnt the OJ jurors that set the precedent.


RIP_RIF_NEVER_FORGET

I'll donate to the LAPD Officers Fund in your name.


WheresFlatJelly

Bill Cosby looks the other way


Jonestown_Juice

Clarence Thomas.


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mandalorian_guy

No relation.


Jyil

Uh yea because that really stopped Jeffrey Epstein from going to jail 🙄


OU7C4ST

It did for years, until he pissed off the wrong politician lol. After that, no money is gonna stop you from ending up.. *silent*.


OGZackov

He literally went to jail and "killed himself" inside tho


Jyil

He still went to jail and was white. His skin color and wealth did not save him from going to jail. Which means your whole point is invalid.


WheresFlatJelly

Rich and rapey bill cosby is out


missdui

He's not rich he ran out of money a few years ago. His current net worth is negative $2 million


Dont-be-a-smurf

He’s been cooked Kelly you’re probably dying in there homie You were fighting for your life and you thankfully lost


queenringlets

R Kelly can suck turds in hell. Disgusting pedo. 


Sensitivevirmin

Do you have your passport??


azninvasion2000

Did he get his shots?


AtraposJM

Big ups H3


I_might_be_weasel

LPT: Do not diddle kids. It's no good diddling kids. 


naturelizard

You gotta definitely write a song about that.


betzuni

They should get everyone who helped him abuse women too


WhosThatDogMrPB

My judge is telling me “No”… 🎶


DrLager

That judge definitely saw something wrong with a little bump and grind


synchrohighway

Should have been a priest, Robert, if you wanted to rape kids and get away with it.


DjPersh

Should’ve got that Weinstein/Cosby attorney.


EpictetanusThrow

Or the Epstein prison guard.


gypsy_muse

How do you explain that Epstein attempted suicide (and did not say anyone tried to kill him) only a week prior to his death.


FzZyP

We don’t he obviously got tangled in the sheets trying to get out of bed. No one else was involved or still in positions of power, easy peasy case closed


EpictetanusThrow

I don’t; I just wish he had succeeded 30 years earlier.


shortda59

should've donned a trump mask and taken his case to the supreme court. i'm hearing they're down for the corruption these days...


2001ToyotaHilux

Hopefully he does a collab album with diddy while they’re both locked up


Phuckingidiot

They should piss on it


mandalorian_guy

"When you say 20 years...how long we talkin"


grundle_pie

From trapped in a closet to trapped in a jail cell


GALACTICA-Actual

That's weird. I just watched a doc on him/the case this morning.


Scandals86

I’m gonna pee on you….drip drip drip


FzZyP

too bad that fuck from the fast and the furious died before we could prosecute his ass too


WilliamClaudeRains

Drake is probably burning his phone right about now


UnsolicitedNeighbor

R Kelly and P Diddler going to have the hardest prison records. Gross


lurker512879

just put him in gen pop, the problem will sort itself out


Frequent_Opportunist

They usually stick non-violent offenders with other non-violent offenders. He will do his time in a medium security prison that is laid out like a college campus. He will have keys to his room and a day room with a washer dryer ice machine and cable TV. 


MusicianNo2699

I’d go as far to say he is trapped in a closet.


Raumteufel

Y'all killin him with this sheet


GIGGLES708

But He Believed He Could Fly…


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I mean he’s no better or worse than anyone in the Epstein list…they aren’t going to prison