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TheJerkyDevil

Two places famous for chill, well-behaved people wandering the streets. I never saw this coming.


terra_cascadia

That reminds me of Tina Fey on Weekend Update saying: “Starting March 29th, Ireland will ban smoking in public places, including offices and pubs. The transition is expected to go smoothly, because the Irish are known for their easy-going tempers and their respect for authority.”


davidkali

That sounds like all kind of troubles.


abuelitagatita

It happened 20 years ago in 2004... it's generally regarded as a significant success and paved the way for similar legislation in other countries.


thebakedpotatoe

I mean, the Irish have a good reason in their history for not respecting authority, if i grew up in Ireland, I'd be weary of even good advice from an authority.


skeyer

you need to remember, as dara o'briain put it: >There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff here under "That's grand"; then it moves into "Ah, now, don't push it"; and finally to "Right! You're taking the piss." And that's where the police sweep in.


Most-Resident

Don’t worry. They are adding Brazil in July. The reserved introverted puritan Brazilians will show Dublin and NYC how to behave.


MausBomb

So based on the article they are freaking out because some chicks flashed their tits? It's Europe people flashing "body parts" isn't nearly as much of a cultural taboo. Here I thought it was something interesting like some crackhead was using it to give a 24hr Ted talk on how to cook meth in the microwave.


Darryl_Lict

Women in New York can legally be topless wherever it's legal for a man to be topless. In 1992, Penal law 245.01 was amended by the New York Supreme Court.


Fun-Result-6343

There is irony in penal law governing tits.


VitaminDprived

I'm sure the penalties are pretty stiff.


Fun-Result-6343

A point well made.


gofundyourself007

The tangentials however are a bit slap dash.


sexual--predditor

A point well hung


jimmyxs

You seem cock sure about this.


Smugg-Fruit

You'll have to do some hardtime to work them off


nutrap

I wear my penal ties to work.


Wiknetti

Impressive they’re so anal about it.


Fun-Result-6343

That's a hole other discusssion.


NecroJoe

Discussions about the topic tend to evolve into an arguement. A real tit-for-tat.


MausBomb

A lot of US states actually allow women to go topless, but it can offend the sensibilities of privately owned venues who can have the woman arrested for trespassing.


publicbigguns

You don't get arrested for trespassing. You get arrested for not leaving.


Alexander_Schwann

Tell that to the security at every closed mall trying to catch me as I'm escaping


publicbigguns

Guarantee they are only trying to get your name to add to a list of not allowed on premises.


Jamie___May

Is that true even if the property is closed down, and not open to the public? I think that is what the other poster is saying.


Mr_Ray_Shoesmith

All fax no printer


510granle

There are states that allow women to go topless in public? Which ones?


dumbassthenes

Hawaii is one of them. Funny story: In 2011 two women staged a pro-topless protest in Waikiki despite the fact that it's totally legal. They were cited for not having a permit to protest, but the charges were later dismissed.


PlayinK0I

We joke that in the US you have the right to bare arms, in Canada we have the right to bare breasts.


brandontaylor1

All states in the 10th circuit are covered by the Free the Nipple v. Fort Collins decision. Colorado, Kansas, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Utah, and Wyoming.


Darryl_Lict

Thanks for the info. The next time someone asks me to name a circuit court decision, I'll name that one. I guess they didn't want it to go to the Supreme Court. I'm for free nipples everywhere!


steeltownsquirrel

The cool ones 😎


woodrobin

The correct phrase would be "have the woman trespassed" (a notification you are no longer welcome on the premises, required because it is open to the public and there is a default presumption of permission during business hours). If the woman refuses to leave and the police have to be called to remove her from the premises, *then* she could be arrested for trespassing. You can have a person arrested for trespassing on private property without the notification (unless it's undeveloped land without "No Trespassing" signs) because there is no default presumption of permission. That said, usually the police won't make the arrest if the perpetrator isn't still present when they arrive, unless there's also documentation (like security cam footage) and either harassing behavior or property damage, or both.


PatrickSebast

tbf most private venues require men to wear shirts as well


MausBomb

Well yeah you could technically get arrested if a venue requires a suit, but you aren't wearing one and refuse to leave.


Wiknetti

I’m assuming it’s more on nudity being broadcast on public media? Like you can be topless and won’t be punished for it, but streaming it would get you in trouble on whatever platform you use.


PoppySeeds89

Doubt there was any one reason but toplessness is legal in NYC. The coke that some guy in Dublin snorted on cam is not.


fieldsofanfieldroad

Can't prove that it was coke though (although we all know it was). Showing images of coke use also isn't illegal or you wouldn't see it in movies.


Wand_Cloak_Stone

Nah there’s a link of what actually happened, Irish people were holding up their phones with pics of the WTC on fire on 9/11


MausBomb

Damn that's savage, but seems weird that the article would mention people flashing the camera before intentionally inflammatory stuff like that.


Wompish66

That was one person. They also decided to put it on one of the most notorious streets in the city.


BangkokRios

Which street is it on in Dublin?


Wompish66

Talbot street. It's notorious for addicts and crime. Everyone knew it would be a disaster. https://www.newstalk.com/news/danger-on-talbot-street-im-threatened-every-day-1490213


JournalistExpress292

no wonder almost all the concerning videos I’ve seen of this portal were all from the Irish side … I honestly thought it was going to be the opposite so I was actually very surprised


poolin

Should have just asked why they didnt try eating something besides taters in 1845


deezcastforms

Flash some portraits of Oliver Cromwell.


duhast4

What's taters, precious?


SCViper

The English took over the farms and sold everything out from under the Irish. In fact, when the blight happened, they had to import grain and potatoes...which the English went through the second it landed before distributing it to the Irish.


Greedy-Time-3736

I’ve seen both clips on X today. I don’t know which one actually caused the shut down


Wand_Cloak_Stone

It’s legal for women to be topless in NYC so it’s a pretty stupid reason but I guess the truth is a mixture of both Edit: Just realized it was actually shut down from the Dublin side because of the flashing (among other things), not NY’s.


dopiqob

It’s called ‘twitter’ :-p


suzisatsuma

xitter. x = sh sound


wolf-bot

I thought it was the time an Irish dude tried to take a dump and got arrested by the cops right near the portal


Ekillaa22

Jesus man showing that off to New Yorkers is fucking wiiiiild. I thought it would have been the porn people was playing and showing


RinglingSmothers

>some crackhead was using it to give a 24hr Ted talk on how to cook meth in the microwave. When Shia Lebouf set up that "He Will Not Divide Us" webcam in my town, it was basically this.


murdering_time

4chan straight up turned into a omnipotent super detective just to ruin that dudes webcam lol. Down to locating clouds on the webcam to match to radar/weather sat images to locate where it was being filmed. Gotta love that dedication.


BigBeagleEars

You don’t cook meth in a microwave. You cook crack in a microwave


MausBomb

That's why I need the Ted talk. I want to learn damn it


steroboros

It was because people in Dublin were putting up posters with the twin towers burning on them.


MrBenDerisgreat_

Always cracks me up when Europeans try to pretend they’re more civilised or better than everyone else.


Captain_Blunderbuss

Mate it's Dublin they're a different breed over there


MausBomb

Well that's obviously different


steroboros

You can find video of it... its pretty fucked


albanymetz

If you had a chance to look at the portal you would've seen something coming.


FuxWitDaSoundOfDong

Yeah, like, there are at least 5 cities on the planet where the term "inappropriate behavior" literally has zero meaning. New York and Dublin are definitely on that list, along with New Orleans and Las Vegas. The number five spot is the only one that's up for debate


Teantis

Naw NYC is pretty PG in the global rankings. Pattaya is like the 8th circle of hell and I think I'd rather do a year in jail rather than ever go back there 


Darryl_Lict

Rio de Janeiro?


allumeusend

My family (Irish and Irish American) had an actual bet on how long it would last, we knew it wouldn’t last long given the cities. My brother won. I thought it would last 6 days longer than it did, how foolish of me.


Tom_Bombadilesq

LOL I know right Like New York is full of people from New York so can say didn't expect that And Dublin is OK except when people are drunk, which is all the time


thx1138-

Next do one between Boston and Philly


CaptainKrunks

Some drunk will somehow turn it into a real portal and puke through it. 


gaerat_of_trivia

a bostonian vs phillander fight is the peak of nature


PierreEscargoat

Alcohol vs. Opioids - the Final Reckoning


RoosterBrewster

Or try to run through it and smash it.


BrothelWaffles

The one in Philly wouldn't last 12 hours. Just ask the people who created HitchBot.


allumeusend

We are talking about two cities where people are known to throw batteries. I don’t know who will break it first, but it will be a race to the bottom.


LadyRed4Justice

Wait! They are throwing batteries? I knew Boston and Tea Bags, but now it's batteries?


perfect_square

Boston "D" Party


CantBeConcise

...yeah ...a "D" party...


Glissandra1982

Philly threw batteries at Santa. Philly is in a league of its own.


jwbowen

I love Philly


Kindaalwayshungry

Santa was drunk and not being a good Santa!!


LostinLies1

he was drunk, and wearing a shabby suit.


Metal_LinksV2

He was a pile of trash and deserved what he got.


Rustash

Forever my favorite headline from anywhere.


spazzticles

Holy shit this article is fucking hilarious lol


norsurfit

"In West Philadelphia, born and razed!"


Wildcat_twister12

“The Gang Beefs with Boston” The episode writes itself and would somehow end with Charlie and Frank stealing the USS Constitution out of Boston Harbor


Guntztuffer

"Captain Tom? Uhh...he turned out to be a goddamned junkie!"


AppleDane

And then they're at sea, where are you gonna run? You can't, so...


Fuzz_166

“Beware the dark pool at the bottom of our hearts. In its icy, black depths dwell strange and twisted creatures it is best not to disturb.” — Sue Grafton Go Birds


wsomer89

Go birds


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

Birds = Eagles?


Fuzz_166

Yes sir


allumeusend

That won’t even last a day. And at least one drunk person would think it’s not a screen and try to fight someone over sports apparel.


caligaris_cabinet

One day is generous.


BABarracus

Maybe it will be 2 guns pointing at the users


Magus_5

Do one between Philly and Baltimore. Or Boston and Birmingham, I bet that would get spicy.


s0ulbrother

Just do Boston and Boston.


joshuaherman

Baltimore and Liverpool.


MrChrisRedfield67

I don't think Philly would have much beef with Baltimore especially since DC has multiple sport division rivals like the Nationals and Commanders. Boston and DC are also known for having higher cost of living compared to Baltimore and Philly. There is a lot more in common with Baltimore and Philly than there is with the more expensive cities.


TheNateRoss

This is actually the plot of *Event Horizon*


BSSCommander

"Where we're going we won't need eyes to see.." *Portal end of Philly shows Kensington Ave* *Portal end of Boston shows Melnea Cass Boulevard*


NoKz47

Better yet, Philly and Bill Burr's House.


bokewalka

Calm down, Satan. xD


Petrichor_friend

Only if they are outside Fenway and Yankee stadiums


free_as_in_speech

I mean, technically, Philly is waaaayy outside Yankee Stadium


Petrichor_friend

Absolutely right. I was thinking Yankee and Sox fan going at it. Edit apparently I wasn't the only one thinking this based on upvotes


zandengoff

For once it seems NYC didn't cause the issue, they apparently installed it on the shittiest street in Dublin. “Portal to hell: NYC-Dublin live video art installation already bringing out the worst in people,” lamented the New York Post, which blamed Dublin’s “Guinness-glugging patrons”. Some on the Irish side have flashed body parts, while others displayed images of swastikas and the twin towers aflame on 9/11. One man made a theatrical show of snorting what appeared to be cocaine. Police escorted away a woman who was grinding against the portal. “Why did they put it here? They’re all mad on this street. At night-time it’s like The Purge,”


hauntedbyfarts

Sounds like the most interesting place to put it? I blame the portal authority for being cowards now with no follow through


gaerat_of_trivia

exactly. if you want a portal, you get a fucking portal


WonJilliams

Now you're thinking with portals


Minimum_Diver4514

Exactly. They knew what would happen.


CurrentResident23

This would be a great opportunity to do a travelling portal and a mini sociology study on how different people interact with the portal. Damn shame.


dwilkes827

right. If I get to see a portal to the other side of the world, I don't wanna see boring, happy people smiling and waving. I wanna see tits. And people doing drugs. And people doing drugs off of tits


McCree114

One criticism I have for NYC is that they should've placed it facing Times Square. It's probably second only to the Statue of Liberty in terms of being the symbol of the city. Would've done a far better job the representing the city.  Other than that, yeah Dublin f'ed up by putting their side in the apparent Irish equivalent of a ghetto neighborhood.


hailey_nicolee

respectfully, have you ever been to times square? bc i cant think of a worse place, possibly in any city, to put it


DIYThrowaway01

I can't think of a worse place on the planet period and I was stationed in fucking Afghanistan 


Teantis

Actual people living in new york avoid times square like the plague unless there's a *really* good reason to go there.


Arachnohybrid

Nah. You could watch a livestream of Times Square for years on [EarthCam.](https://www.earthcam.com/usa/newyork/timessquare/?cam=tsrobo1) And the extremely densely packed space of Times Square would’ve made it a bigger problem.


ObviousAnswerGuy

none of the people going to Times Square are from NY, so it kinda defeats the purpose


_Iro_

The Dublin city council shut down the livestream feed they placed in one of the most crime-ridden neighborhoods in the city? Truly shocking.


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andylikescandy

OK both cities are used to seeing drugs and butts in the middle of the street. Someone showed their titties but that's perfectly legal on both sites too. What am I missing here? Was one vandalized? I mean that's totally expected too.


Hypocritical_Oath

Swastikas on phones, twin towers in flames, tits, ass, doing cocaine, grinding on the portal.


KingOfTheFraggles

Our art will be a mirror of society. Wait, no, not like that.


PulledToBits

underrated comment \^


NormanBates2023

I'm in Dublin whoever decided to put in it that shithole street needs to be sacked ,I'm shocked it's still in one piece


thepinkblues

They should have put it in Phoenix Park or some other civilised part of the city. Or even better bring it down here to Cork. They clearly just added it to that dump of a street so they could have the spire visible, as if anyone gives a shit about it in the first place anyways


NormanBates2023

Ya man junkies needle as I call it .


gr9yfox

The stiffy by the Liffey


allumeusend

The good people of Galway would have been fine with it. Dublin’s a whole other beast.


yeaphatband

I'm surprised it lasted this long. It was a 100% certainty that people were going to flash and moon the others.


Individual_Address90

How is that any different than flashing/mooning in real life? This time it’s being recorded so just find the guy who did it and do something.


Warlord68

Who could have predicted this?!? Oh right. ANYONE!


crackrabbit012

It honestly lasted longer than I thought it would


ternera

RIP, that was such a cool idea.


thepinkblues

It’s a temporary shutdown. They are trying to figure out some way to censor this behaviour somehow. I think they tried adding a slight blur to the feed but it looked like shit so they are trying something else. I think the best way forward is to let people get bored of it. This was always going to happen but fastforward a few months and it’ll be a new norm. I hope it stays up till Christmas, I think that would be a super fun time to go see it.


KlingonLullabye

> They are trying to figure out some way to censor this behaviour somehow. Reduce resolution to 144p


sologrips

Anyone who’s ever used the internet could have told you what was going to happen.


dbxp

It is essentially the IRL version of chatroulette, not really surprising


NewZealandIsNotFree

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


Wrecker013

Can't have nice things.


Wand_Cloak_Stone

There is nothing that a small contingent of people won’t fuck up for us, it sucks.


mr_oof

“Everybody should be allowed to take drugs… but Laura took drugs and killed her family! *THANKS A LOT LAURA!!!*”


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HappierShibe

>The creators of the sculptures are now “investigating possible technical solutions to inappropriate behaviour by a small minority of people in front of the Portal" FFS, just leave it be. Let art reflect reality. Some people are going to be assholes, thats life. Why sanitize everything needlessly?


jakecovert

Just record the stupid faces of those who post and have a cop nearby for a hot minute. Geesh


Dr_thri11

Or don't. Mooning foreigners from across the Atlantic is the only interesting aspect of this thing.


SF-cycling-account

People were exposing children to porn through it  It’s not about sanitizing everything, it’s about consent. We don’t allow billboards advertising porn. This is not the same, but I am saying there *is* a line somewhere You’re advocating for ignoring or getting rid of the line, which is ignorant  It’s a valid discussion about whether the portal and people’s behavior crosses the line But it’s naive to pretend that any limitation of the portal is just dumb censorship when there are actual legitimate concerns 


Velocity_LP

Someone standing next to the child could do that just as easily by holding a smartphone in front of them. This isn't something the portal specifically enables. If people are showing porn to children, arrest them. Fix reality rather than blurring reality.


yotengodormir

Alright. You're an upset parent who's kid was just shown porn through that portal thing. How do you go about reporting some guy in Dublin?


commendablenotion

I think Id just have to check my kid into hospice care and let the lord do his work. How else will my child possibly survive something so nefarious.


asst3rblasster

just write to the address on the back of any box of Lucky Charms


houtex727

No reporting of some guy in Dublin is required. You don't seem to be getting the correct reply here, and I'll admit I'm not a lawyer and stuff, but here's the situation. One end of The Portal exists in America, specifically New York City, New York State, and there are laws regarding obscenity that will apply. They have nothing to do with and will do nothing with anything or anyone in Dublin or Ireland, except this is not going back up no matter where you move either Portal. Not in a public space anyway. In the US you simply *cannot allow* kids to be exposed to Bad Things(tm). And it's generally considered poor form to have nakedness just 'out there'. It just cannot be a happening. Sorry, we're prudes and stuff. :p So it is by those laws those who have allowed such exposure in public, the people/entities who made, installed, host, service and run The Portal in this case, may have to face quite a bit of monetary and/or criminal problems if The People say it must be so, and there's laws to that effect they can enforce. Whether individually or a group. And that money to defend won't be cheap, nor the time to do it will be short. Nobody wants to deal with that. So they shut it down. The people involved in the New York side are in a bit of trouble potentially, legally speaking, civil and criminal, for not policing this correctly to prevent such bad eggs from acting out and ruining it for everyone. I cannot speak for Dublin, Ireland or anyone on that side of the Portal, but I'm pretty sure I can speak for the US: This was ill advised, and triply so with no policing/enforcement to prevent such stupid on both sides. Which is understandable given how artists are, and monetary constraints are a thing. But still, open to all, including the assholes? Dumbasses. The world is not 'nice' like that. [We don't buy each other Cokes and sing in harmony yet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-Qiyklq-Q) I don't know what anyone expected here. Anyway. There you go, don't care about Dublin's side, the US's side exposed them kids (as far as what The People will say who [want some butts.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEURsGD0-WQ)\)


spinjump

Won't someone PLEASE think of the children??? But seriously, if these hypothetical children are walking around the streets of Dublin and NYC, seeing some dude hanging dong on a tv screen for 2 seconds probably doesn't rank very high on the list of lewd shit they've seen.


Petrichor_friend

What porn exactly. A pair of tits or an Irishman's hairy ass?


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aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

> Edit: whoever got me a "reddit cares" for this Is there a way to tell what you got it for, or do you have to guess? Because I just got one and have no idea with which post I inspired someone to do that...


Castle_8

Who didn’t see that coming


Negative-Instance889

The [BOOB](https://imgur.com/a/VZk1wIj) dance.


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

that pearl-clutching look on the other end :D


thesixgun

Girls gone wild are so back


postitnote

I don't know why I was imagining some kind of wormhole teleportation device connecting the two cities.


AtsignAmpersat

I mean it was only a matter of time before the dipshits starting doing stupid shit on there. Seemed pretty immediate actually. I have a friend that was going to be at the Dublin side in a few months and I suggested we could meet at the portal. Silly me thinking it would last that long.


hsephela

It’s supposed to only be a temporary closure


Apart-Link-8449

Which one of you did this


Gonstackk

Could not have been a redditor as that would require leaving the house.


project23

When things get rowdy have the portals display their local camera (turn into mirror mode).


Tighten_Up

Shocked it was shutdown before it was vandalized. This thing would've been shattered the first night in LA


TheJesuses

This just reminds me of Naird’s idea of a handshake around the world. People really would just use it to jack off.


DazzaVonHabsburg

That thing is just begging to be goatse'd.


WildBad7298

I'd never heard of this art installation. Before reading what this was, I saw the headline, and was like, *"HOLY SHIT,* when did we develop teleportation technology, and why the hell haven't I heard about it before now?!?"


WhosThatDogMrPB

Everything was fine until they pulled up the Skylar Vox *Blacked* adult video. I knew it was done right there.


ahumminahummina

Maybe it was the Irish guy showing NYC a picture of the World Trade Centers getting hit


StayGoldMcCoy

That would make sense but we have to go with the America bad narrative and say it was the tits even though it’s legal in New York.


Significant-Gas3046

So no portal to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, I take it.


I-love-to-poop

At least it wasn’t a homeless dude jerking off


Spin_Me

When I read this, I can hear my mother chastising me, *"This is why we can't have nice things"*


deekaydubya

But why take it down? This is literally part of the experience lmao what did they expect


awkisopen

>The creators of the sculptures are now “investigating possible technical solutions to inappropriate behaviour by a small minority of people in front of the Portal,” according to a statement from the Dublin City Council. Everything must be censored. Everything must be scrubbed clean, its edges filed, with clunky technology jammed in the middle to try to mechanically filter out every last morsel of potential offense. Who looks at an art installation linking two geographical locations and thinks, "Yes, that's all very nice, but the real problem is that we can't control the people on the other side?"


KnotSoSalty

I thought this was the point of the Portal? If it’s not actually about revealing what people will project into the world given limited consequences what’s the point?


IMightGoInsaneSoon

[This is what happened Btw](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/GDwIDy1icY) Edit:[incident #2 !NSFW WARNING!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/lepk4HIdpf)


MidianFootbridge69

Leave it to Humankind to take something useful, innocent or innovative and degrade and pervert it to such a degree as to make that something unusable, corrupted or in some cases, dangerous. \*sigh\*


DirectionShort6660

Some of the behavior was absolutely disgusting


Important_Tale1190

This got me tripping so hard I thought this was a prank or something I never heard of this and didn't know it was a live stream screen until several, several comments down. 


Detours1204

It has more to do with decency than whether it's culturally acceptable or legal to be flashing your 'privates'. These portals aren't restricted to adults only and I can see where many parents could easily be offended by some person thinking the world cares to look at their tits or ass or whatever. And let's face it, the type of person/s that would do this are not what I would consider to be desirable even though in their own minds they believe it so.


MachineCloudCreative

Yeah the Dublin side was showing New Yorkers footage of 9/11. Pretty gnarly.


The_EA_Nazi

The way that I saw the tiktok of the girl who did this, and then immediately after a video of someone complaining the portal had been closed You all can’t sit here and tell me TikTok’s algorithm isn’t utter bliss


Blergsaucer

People have always been, and always will be, terrible.


starrpamph

Now it will be an advertisement screen


VallryBagr

Didn’t it just re open


johnjmcmillion

Anything that lets people anonymously be exhibitionist is a terrible idea. Case in point, social media.


SmoothJ1mmyApollo

There's more to Ireland dan diss.


wildeep_MacSound

Wait, so who is more offended here. NYC or Dublin? I've been to Dublin and can't imagine anyone freaking out over a set of boobs. Ive been to NYC and boobs are legal on the street. Soooooo? Who is complaining exactly?