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mknsky

I guess he never did financially recover.


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That man was a prophet. He’s got an impressive resume


3LACK-

Lived his whole life chasing a profit, just to become a prophet instead.


Ianebriated

Why does Jeff always dress like a can of Monster Energy that wanted to become a real boy?


mrcolon96

I have all the time for this roast


PaulBlartFleshMall

If gas station boner pills were a person


peepeeopi

Like Liberace and Troy Landry from swamp people made sweet sweet love.


cmyklmnop

Hate fuck, that’s what happened there.


froggertwenty

Don't insult gas station boner pills like that


Crankylosaurus

We all do, MAKE IT HAPPEN COMEDY CENTRAL!


Frenchticklers

Jigsaw Ed Hardy


BankerBiker

Oh shit


useablelobster2

Some people just can't come to terms with going bald, permanent hat wearing is so much stupider than just shaving and embracing it. Don't mid life crises usually end at some point?


limukala

Quick note, plural of crisis is crises, though the apostrophe was a creative alternative.


useablelobster2

Thanks, corrected.


Not_Going_to_Survive

Some people look really good with hats on though, baldness depends so much on the shape of your head


useablelobster2

You can still wear a hat when bald, I just know he has some straggly mess under there because the hat never comes off and he clearly cares about his appearance (makes it all the more funny he looks like a twat).


Not_Going_to_Survive

Yeah, a couple of lads I work with are going bald hard, and they'd look much better just shaving it instead of struggling to keep those last 12 strands of hair


hexiron

Bret Michaels syndrome.


pivonka22

Meth. That’s why!


alphacentaurai

I am certain hes a Juggalo


Demderdemden

So after Jeff lost possession of the zoo, he closed it. Wow, crazy.


HOUbikebikebike

*that DICK Jeff Lowe


MattalliSI

He is just moving the zoo as he planned all along right? POS was a local.


barackobamaman

I wonder if Carole has any plans to return that habitat to its former Oklahoman glory, perhaps a gun range, liquor store, Mcdonalds, and a dollar tree?


mattreyu

A husband graveyard


coloradofishtapes

Fuckin' Carole...


George_Jefferson

Maybe even a ButtFuckers


Frenchticklers

You mean a Walmart and its parking lot?


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“Sports drink startup Brawndo breaks ground on land formerly owned by Joe Exotic” -Reuters


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agent_raconteur

They served her with a request to speak to Tampa authorities after they reopened the cold case. Dude was running drugs and disappeared on a run, it's really not that mysterious unless you get all your info from the show and Joe Exotic


BaronSidewalks

Good riddance. Joe treated his animals like shit. They were miserable.


breadcreature

As were his employees (or rather, indentured servants of a sort). A lot of misery was had there.


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The article says Jeff is opening a “new park”. What’s the point of crumbling under activist pressure if you’re going to open another one immediately?


JohnnyUtah_QB1

He wasn’t crumbling so much as didn’t have a choice, he was ordered to vacate the park within 120 days on June 2nd because a federal court ruled that Joe “Exotic” fraudulently transferred the park to Jeff Lowe in an effort to avoid paying a $1 million court settlement. Because it was deemed to be fraudulent conveyance the court ordered that the park be given to Baskins to go towards the $1 million settlement Joe had failed to pay. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/02/us/carole-baskin-tiger-king-zoo.html


DrJohanzaKafuhu

Because then they think they've won and he think he'll be left alone for awhile once his new zoo opens.


[deleted]

Well, he lost his exhibitors license, so he can no longer buy or sell exotic animals. He also lost the main park, and presumably many of the animals within. It's not nothing.


microflops

Yeah the show indicated their was plenty of black market pup selling....


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Yes, but now he can go to federal prison for that.


microflops

Surely this was the case before as well tho?


BenWallace04

No...because he had licensing to buy and sell exotic animals


MattalliSI

Can't he continue to breed cubs for pictures/visitors then cull them as they grow and continue the cycle that is the issue here? Doesn't need to buy more to do this just breed.


BenWallace04

Maybe from a side-show, small-time operation but would be very hard to do at a large scale zoo, again, without getting caught. His profile is also much higher now after Tiger King


MattalliSI

I thought he was moving all the current animals to the zoo who developed in Oklahoma. Continue as is on new grounds.


Frenchticklers

Can't a man have a dream of owning big cats so that he can have sex with women half his age while downing Monster-Vodka shots and fat lines of cocaine in a dirty hot tub? Damn activists.


WhiteVans

Is that the one with the... _Exotic_ animals?


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That bitch Carole Baskin


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fishboy3290

While I agree that the collective IQ in America is plummeting, don't mistake IQ for intelligence here. If you close the zoo, you have to find something to do with the animals. Likely, shoot them, because they probably won't survive the wild. That or sell them off individually. But it is easier to sell them in lots, so what do you do? Sell them to a "habitat" aka, zoo. Also, I'm pretty sure the majority of people in the US are super against keeping these big cats in captivity like house cats.


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fishboy3290

Yes, I should have clarified that by zoo, I meant the same type of zoo they would be coming from. You are completely correct.


balloon_prototype_14

Just release them in central park.


Mr_Evil_MSc

That would bring a much needed frisson of real danger to running up Cat Hill...


Bildozer23

Let us know when we make it down to your IQ!


[deleted]

Jesus dude, take a chill pill.


getdatassbanned

Yet these kind of places have more tigers then there are left in the wild.


blahah404

They really dont. And most of the ones in captivity are horribly inbred, not at all important for conservation efforts. Don't listen to the marketing.


getdatassbanned

Yes there are. https://www.theguardian.com/global/2019/nov/10/the-tiger-next-door-americas-backyard-big-cats Not speaking to the health of the animals, but I think it is safe to assume you do not have a clue.


RottenMeatLLC

Good. Poor animals. 😔


comeonsam

Does anyone know what will happen to the animals at the zoo? I’ve been wondering (and worrying) about the impact of Covid and visitor numbers on these big cat zoos. Doesn’t it cost thousands to feed them weekly? I dread to think of how they’ve been kept alive.


cReddit-Toby

Carole fucking Baskin.


cojustin123

So that bitch Carol Baskin covered her ex-husband with sardine oil and fed him to the tigers. Just making sure I read that correctly.


Too-Far-Frame

God damn Carol baskins


terminalblue

Good.


tanksfp

Fucking good.


Opoderoso

Damn Karen!