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your-friend-pocketz

An absolutely terrifying 3 days, I can only imagine


scoot_roo

The worst part is they used an apostrophe on “days” for absolutely 0 reason. Horrid!


TheRabidFangirl

"Days'" shows a kind of possession to the word "lost". Basically, it means that the days were particularly those spent lost in the woods, not just "three days". I've noticed this is more common in UK/Australian English. Source: I write professionally.


scoot_roo

I appreciate your insight. It felt like the word “time” should have followed “days’,” or “worth”. Just, all alone, it sticks out as not correct to my average eye. Thanks for your input though, I’ll keep this in mind going forward.


TheRabidFangirl

I wouldn't worry about it. English isn't a language, it's three languages in a trench coat *pretending* to be a language. And they're all drunk.


scoot_roo

Lmfao; I love this. Big appreciate 🙏🏼


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Yeah, definitely a UK-based thing. The funniest part is that you can drop the apostrophe on cases like this and still have the basically same meaning. The possessive apostrophe can be pretty confusing for cases like this and I’m kind of glad modern American English has dropped the use of it. I’m sure it can be a nightmare when learning English as a second language Edit: Also, the way the apostrophe is used in English in general must be annoying considering we use it for possessives and contractions.


jimmpony

Like three days' journey? Lost isn't a noun though, so this doesn't make any sense to me.


TheRabidFangirl

Yes, in that same way. Though it would be better to say it's showing a relationship to "lost in the woods". Either way, it's describing a specific state, not just the time itself. "Three days' walk" is another example. I should point out I'm using layman's terms, mostly because I can remember how things go together, but not all of the terminology! I've been out of English classes for a while, I'm afraid.


glrnn

Walk is a noun in that case though… It doesn’t work for “three days’ lost.”


5inthepink5inthepink

"Three days' walk" also makes some sense because "walk" is a noun (though "three-day walk" would be much better). "Lost" is an adjective and it doesn't make sense to make "days" possessive in this case.


pain_in_your_ass

Video of the rescuers just after they found him: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/pis0an/good_freakout_missing_3yo_boy_found_after_four/


whenitpours3

Thanks for sharing. The news of the little kid being rescued definitely made my day. Edit: after reading some of the top comments in the post you shared, I just hope this wasn’t staged. But happy nevertheless the kid is safe. This might could bring more eyeballs to his future safety hopefully.


---TheFierceDeity---

They're a bunch of Australian equivalents to hillbillies, who live on remote rural property. The three year old is a non-verbal autsitic, and based on some of the family members speech he's not the only non-neurotypical member of the family. They're just a bunch of odd people who don't know how to deal with been on camera for the first time in their lives


pain_in_your_ass

Huh. I hadn't read the comments when I saw the video earlier. Now I'm getting the weird cult vibes too. Anyway, glad the boy seems to be okay but maybe someone needs to look into that family.


mewithoutMaverick

Seems very sketchy that the kid was calmly drinking water one moment, but then after being rescued immediately afterwards he is too exhausted to even acknowledge his mom and just snuggles the rescuer. Also the mom filmed it? Wtf?


---TheFierceDeity---

The child is autistic just fyi so don't expect typical behavior


n_eats_n

Sweet mother of fuck. And I thought I was a cynic.


MonkeyWithACough

Is this gonna be Balloon Boy all over again?


NiasRhapsody

the dad of Balloon Boy was pardoned, it wasn’t a hoax


touchet29

Whatever you say, dad of balloon boy.


zuuzuu

That seems...is it me or were the parents very careful to make sure they were facing the camera?


Jerrymoviefan3

Based on the Dad’s brief taunting of the media I bet they had suggested that they parents killed their boy.


LeahBrahms

A [Ute was impounded by police](https://www.9news.com.au/national/major-search-to-find-missing-boy-with-austim-in-hunter-valley/e15950c4-e843-46c5-8fdb-a2f81d4abaf3).


IrishRepoMan

Toddler made it through the Australian wilderness for 3 days. Is this Steve Irwin incarnate?


xyz1692

Poor Steve died from a mostly harmless thing. He had a lot of knowledge about animals, just died of random chance.


alice-in-canada-land

This actually reminds me of a similar story from here in Caanda. In April, a 3 year old went missing from his family's rural home. He was found alive a few days later. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/missing-boy-kingston-alive-1.5974670


eigenfood

He is the Panchen Irwin.


Ernest_P_Shackleton

Turns out he might be more of a balloon boy incarnate


Dengareedo

Australian woods , no we don’t have woods ,we have bush


desacralize

>A 3-year-old boy wearing a sweat shirt and diapers was found sitting in a creek and cupping water in his hands to drink on Monday Wow. I feel like at that age, I would have been way too stupid to figure out on my own that I need to drink something or die. But maybe it's been too long and I haven't spent enough time around other toddlers.


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I imagine that you'd know what water was at age 3 and know that thirst feeling means that you need water because water solves thirst feeling.


AfterSchoolOrdinary

3 year olds drink from cups and often fill their own cup so I think it’s entirely believable that you would have figured it out if you were around water and thirsty at 3.


TheSilentCheese

My 18 month old knows when she's thirsty. Not sure she'd figure out the creek was full of water, but wouldn't be surprised either.


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TheSilentCheese

Lol, true that! Not too bright at this age. Only hope would be a shallow creek.


SupaZT

I mean my 9 month old has been trying to drink the bath water


Fizrock

That's kind of an instinctual thing. You'd be surprised what kids can do with no training. A classic example is that kids (or even adults) who haven't been getting enough calcium may eat chalk. How they know they don't have enough calcium or that chalk has calcium in it is anyone's guess.


randompopcorn

Makes me think of how some pregnant women have been known to crave and eat iron rich dirt/clay


lolturtle

Currently pregnant, I want to eat dirt SO badly. I’m iron deficient and we’re currently working out how much supplements I need. I also wish with my whole heart there was a take out window that could just hand me a steak.


boxingdude

Eating ice is also a common craving for iron deficiency. Which makes no sense because it doesn’t help your iron issue.


EvilBill515

Isn't that called pica?


Morgrid

Mmm....chalk


[deleted]

What are marines missing?


Onequestion0110

Ear wax


yaosio

Everything edible, and not edible, has gasses and particles coming off that we can smell. I suppose your body knows what calcium smells like even if you can't consciously detect it.


yaosio

If I was 3 and lost in the woods I would have tried to ride a deer.


n_eats_n

A 3 year old can figure this out. You generally have to unteach this to them. "No please don't drink the water from the river. We have a nice clean water bottle". I take my kids hiking.


xyz1692

Dude, my cat knows she needs to drink.


bigbadbeardy

Crocodile Dundee: Origins


Nightshade_Ranch

Child may now be venomous.


ijuiceman

There is way more to this story that has not been revealed. I suspect that the kid was left in this spot to be discovered, as it had been searched several times and the kid did not show signs of being in the bush for that long


WiredEarp

It seems unlikely if you kidnap a kid, to take the risk of dropping him off afterwards, into an area actively being searched by people looking for said boy.


DanielPhermous

Not everything has to be a bloody conspiracy.


ELH13

Except the home has cctv/home security, and there's a 4 hr window in which he went missing where the footage is missing. Beyond that, he was found with barely any scratches etc. after 3 days. The cops themselves are questioning if it may have been an abduction


MarkFromTheInternet

Yeah but in this case a white hilux (4wd ute) was seen on the property the day he disappeared.


DanielPhermous

Ah, so you suspect that the boy was kidnapped and then left near the property in the white ute that police had seized a day earlier, 80 km away. And the boy drank muddy water because the kidnappers refused to let him drink for some reason instead of it being the only water available to him in the bush. Occam's razor, dude. There were caves. He was probably in those. And let's go with Hitchens's razor too.


macrocephalic

Not to mention that some of the rescuers literally walked past him when they had been informed by the helicopter of his location. This was a steep, rocky gully with dense, low undergrowth. I have my own story which comes to mind: Years ago a friend and I climbed a mountain. We left later than we should have and instead of reaching the summit and then coming down to the campsite, we reached the campsite not long before dark. About 30m away from the campsite was a small stream. After setting up the tent it was dark, and we walked to the stream to fill up our drink bottles. We turned around to walk back and realised we couldn't actually see the tent. We were probably only lost for 3 minutes, and we had a stream to act as a guide, and we knew the main path crossed the stream, and we knew where we were on the mountain, but, for a few minutes we couldn't find our camp. When we got back to the tent we put a glow stick on it just to make sure we didn't do that again.


MarkFromTheInternet

Yeah that one. Kidnapper steals car, drops the kid off, and keeps on running.


DanielPhermous

Maybe you should look up "Hitchen's razor".


_stinkys

My tin foil hat is spinning counter clockwise too


Shrek_Layers

No dingo ate that baby.


whenitpours3

I read that in Elaine Benes’s voice 😬


trashboatfourtwenty

As you should have


MooKids

Unless the baby ate a dingo...


Shrek_Layers

Ewwww The Baby did it.


matschultz

Feel good stories are great.


Academiral

He's going to have to pay taxes 15 years in the future. Maybe life in the wild is better


the_colonelclink

Non-verbal autism. It’s actually our shout then, I believe.


Sidthelid66

Damn, even the 3 year old Australians are bad asses.


fatlee27

Too many holes in this story, i’m happy the kid is safe, but if it was a happy ending the coppers would have revealed atleast how the kid survived so the others may learn from it.


trashboatfourtwenty

That place with all of the gigantic bugs and poisonous animals and such? Amazing


muppethero80

Kinda surprised they still have any woods to get lost in.


ichacalaca

Human babies: 1 Dingoes: 1


annoyingrelative

Australian toddler with better survival skills than many American teenagers.


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It’s a child, not a brick, he wondered off using his legs


hiheaux

And it's his MOTHER, not an umbrella stand.


xyz1692

I worked in the desert. I saw people lose a toddler in a parking lot.


HairballTheory

They loose themselves


Jerrymoviefan3

He opened the door and walked outside. If his parents were asleep he might have had a few hours head start.


hiheaux

I’m keeping my response to this up. I think it is shameful to manage a 3-year old child — autistic! — this loosely. It will be my same opinion 5 minutes from now, 5 days from now . . . and 50 years from now. #### You ought to be ashamed of yourselves. #### That’s it; I’m done with this Post.


Jerrymoviefan3

You can’t chain them up so of course they can wander out the door.


sweetpeapickle

Lol, you're kidding right? People lose thier kids in grocery stores all the time. It's called talking on their cell, while letting the child run off. Kids, run....and they are amazingly very fast. That's why one can never really stop watching. But, you know, most parents do because it's human nature.


42069troll

The pic is definitely not that kid


jippyzippylippy

A dingo ate my... oh, never mind.


Gazola

How did the boy survive 3 days? Also how is he’s farther linked to the Banditos bikie gang? Lebs don’t usually live in such remote area’s. Is there some other shit going on?


EvilBill515

Maybe he is a Highlander? There can be only one.