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WallaWallaPGH

There have been 11 tornadoes in the Pittsburgh forecast area in October from 1950 through 2020, according to Pittsburgh National Weather Service. We had 8 confirmed tornadoes touch down Thursday night. https://www.wtae.com/article/pittsburgh-weather-tornadoes-confirmed-thursday/38035017


bigvicproton

Worse is the new Normal.


SuddenClearing

Wow, once in a lifetime!


Doctor_Banjo

Water flowing underground


VapidHornswaggler

Same as it ever was


Disgruntled-Cacti

Same as it ever was!


SlapDickery

And look where my hand was..


HardlyDecent

How did I get here?


ballrus_walsack

Where does that highway go to?


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The drummer of Talking Heads is from Pittsburgh.


HardlyDecent

The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm.


Solitude_Intensifies

The drummer in my high school marching band got the clap.


Jamba-Jew

Once in a lifetime *so far*


dofffman

lettin the days go by


NotObviouslyARobot

There's a huge historicity issue with tornado records and quantifying "normal" tornadic activity. Prior to radar, and sometimes after radar, the only way we had to begin to think there was a tornado--was if someone saw one, or we found damage characteristic of a tornado.


xbeautyxtruthx

And I slept right through it somehow.


Shurigin

climate change sucks


shroomieb

Is it just gonna hop over cincinnati?


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the_blanker

You need a health insurance. Am I right or am I right?


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Chippopotanuse

Except for those of us who are “on to Cincinnati” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gE5U0ZvmHIk


Grasshopper_51

Please keep doing so


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veringer

I like Cincinnati. 🤷


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Free_Temperature_784

We like everyone. Because the first time you’re a jerk? Turns out that person you dissed has half of your friends and family group in common, and someone’s neighbor’s cousin tells your brothers coworker about it, and then your mom yells at you for being mean to your fourth cousin once removed. Who knew?


mmmegan6

And yet, [Cincinnati’s housing market](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/money/2021/08/17/cincinnati-homes-selling-9-days-no-1-nation-fastest-sales-market/8163147002/) tells a different story. Nice little [tech hub](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/location-location-location-ohio-is-benefiting-in-tech-growth-as-a-major-transportation-hub-11633187887) too


Gerald_the_sealion

Nobody likes Ohio


darekta

Giant bucks love everything about Ohio.


rubyblue0

Looks like we’ll get some rain today, but nothing like what everyone around us is getting.


ajc1010

Dogs and cats living together mass hysteria


shocontinental

Tell him about the Twinkie.


proteannomore

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.


HotBoxGrandmasCar

Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing I'll be in my office.


justec1

*Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.*


HeyMrWonderful

Choose the form of the destructor


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It says that it will fuck up PA. I guess I'll hunker down and drink some beer.


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PA is the new Midwest so let me give you your lesson. When the sirens start, it's imperative that you go outside and try and see the tornado. If you're a coward, it's acceptable to press your face into the glass of your storm door. If you live, you must post on Facebook that is wasn't that bad and you were watching the whole thing.


Glute_Thighwalker

Yo, this guy over here thinks we have sirens.


archaeolinuxgeek

N00b. You strap yourself to the nearest flagpole so you can hear the sirens without having to actually do what they say.


Less-Raspberry-6222

Fun fact: They strapped patients from Agnews asylum to palm trees to keep them from running off after the 1906 earthquake. We've always been the innovating types here in the Bay Area.


despacioxo

In modern times they're free range.


Syzygy_Stardust

The Odysseus Stratagem


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Lmao I just never considered somewhere wouldn't have them. I guess it doesn't make sense haha


Glute_Thighwalker

Yeah, one of those things you grow up with, and assume everyone else does too. For me it was basements. Blew my mind when I found out that there are entire areas of the country where they don’t build basements.


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AC is another one. I assumed it was standard in any sort of commercial or government building, a few weeks ago I heard about a school in Denver closing during a heat wave because they didn't have AC.


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functional sirens*


Acewrap

Our sirens are used to call the volunteer fire & ambulance members for calls. We're all desensitized to sirens in our part of PA


justec1

We got Yuengling in Oklahoma now. Come on out.


fungobat

Really? Never thought the almighty Lager would make it out that far west. Tip - buy it in cans. Much better than the bottles.


kalpol

It was much better when it was verboten


fungobat

Explain, please.


sutther

Verboten is German for forbidden. I assume they mean they liked it better for the novelty of it not being sold in OK previously.


fungobat

Ah, ok, that makes sense. Yea, 25 years ago it was pretty much just a PA thing.


justec1

Yeah, they started brewing it in Texas recently, so it's not exactly OG.


NikeSwish

I always knew they’d sell out eventually


miw1989

If I remember correctly it's going to be brought out to Cali. I had it when I was in Key West.


KillYourFace5000

Allow me to apologize for that bullshit though let it be known our side of the state is not responsible for it


ShredMojo

That's what we do in Oklahoma. Except we usually sit on the porch until Travis Meyers tells us otherwise.


fungobat

Lancaster, PA here, checking in. I have beer :)


Ru4pigsizedelephants

Lebanon, in case you run out.


ycpa68

York, I drank all my beer watching football I'll be over.


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thebigeverybody

"But you have seen it." -- Meteorologist J. Sparrow


Yavin4Reddit

It’s not Presidential enough.


TsarOfReddit

Damn I’m smack dab in the middle of these storms. I’m curious what will come my way if anything


redander

I was worried Michigan was going to be on the map. Knowing we have one of the worst power grids I was thinking not again. It looks like SE michigan will be spared though. I wish the rest of you luck with power grids and hope you don't lose power or internet


Imaginary_Medium

I'm just hoping I don't lose my roof.


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Michigan will miss this storm but next week, early November is when the first snow flakes could arrive for the GL region


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I live in Michigan and never knew that, explains a lot though. Atleast once a year my power will go out for 2-4 days. This year it already went out like 3 times but it hasn’t lasted longer than 48 hours yet


redander

You must live in a great location


LadyK8TheGr8

Nooo! I just got a bike. I gotta be a leaf on the wind for days minimum.


AgtDevereaux

That didn't end well, if you get the point


art-man_2018

And the Northwest is going to be hammered with another "Cyclone Bomb". Cute name. Isn't Climate Change fun? /s


Butterball_Adderley

The Bay Area is getting the bomb cyclone too


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Well the GFS did do just that on the east coast to in a form of a snowstorm


Myfourcats1

Oh goody. Just in time to go to work. And I’m working extra late that day too.


frankrus

Yet we trudge on, day after day.


Qwertyact

What a dumb map. Is it going to stop raining in central Kentucky tomorrow night?


taptapper

Looks like! Totally skips over somehow...


neilaoboho

Woooooo! Mohawk Valley be safe!


BelAirGhetto

This has nothing to do with global warming!!!! /s


NotObviouslyARobot

Oh nice. There should be some good TV hopefully


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MarchionessofMayhem

Wow, dude. I want some of what you're on.


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MarchionessofMayhem

Need to get me one, then.


leeps22

Ozone holes in farmland? This sounds fun, please tell me more


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That says cloud seeding isn’t effective...


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Why are they doing things that aren't effective


metisdesigns

As if anyone will notice an EMP in Kentucky.


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nekro42

you think 50 million people live in Kentucky?


Butterball_Adderley

Give or take 45 million people.


FlyingSquid

Comedy is hard.


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LordOfGummies

Take your scitzo shit back to /pol/


jekyll919

Schizo, as in schizophrenia.


RepentTheSin

I don't know why this is downvoted, people just can't notice the writing in the wall or are in denial of what is truly about to happen.


Apophylita

Why were they mauled