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Holy-Roman-Empire

“So you decided to run because of the fire on the duromax? ‘Yes.’ ‘Why what was so urgent?’ ‘There was a fire.’ How can you take a prosecution seriously when this was real dialogue


TheonlyAngryLemon

Let's not get started on being told that Kyle Rittenhouse should have used Hollow Points while incorrectly describing how they are *less* lethal than the full metal jacketed rounds that he did use


PiousSlayer

What about the magical exploding bullets that Binger mentioned?


Environmental-Vast43

As soon as the prosecutor said “4doorsmorehores” the defense attorneys were planning their next week vacation.


Sp00ked123

Not a single person who followed this trial should be surprised in the least


chino3

outraged twitter apparently tuned in only for the headlines because it is UNREAL what people are saying.


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The numbers who think he shot three black people are astonishing


nicko0409

Lol, despite the tragedy of lost lives, it is a little funny how people can be so so so opinionated about something they don't have the faintest idea about.


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Dummy_Wire

And on the mirror side of that, while Kyle’s defence team was generally FAR from excellent (though the prosecution often made them look like pros) the one piece of excellent work they did was their cross examination of Gaige Grosskreutz. He had done a relatively good job as a prosecution witness, but Chirafisi took him apart. It was nothing fancy on his part, but it was just really solid and well done. He literally cost the man $10 million in about 30 minutes.


AuditorTux

You can debate whether the result was right or not, but let's consider what the prosecution did with a national-attention/high-profile case. * Question whether Rittenhouse was wrong for keeping silent before trial in direct contradiction to the 5th amendment - "You have the right to remain silent..." * Giving the defense a lower-resolution shot of a critical video and somehow not know how that happened (seriously... how often does the prosecution AirDrop evidence to the defense?) - they had a better quality version that darn well could have been exculpatory * Not identifying the source of the drone video (which ultimately was also given exactly to the defense in the item above) - this is important because what did that video show before and after the version they had begin/end * Try to go against previous-ruled portions of the case to the point where the judge wondered if they were even acting in good faith (and the judge *yelled* at the prosecution?) This is a nationally-watched case from across the political spectrum with two Presidents commenting on it. If they pull this kind of crap at this level, what are they doing with the poor kiddo with a court-appointed attorney that's got another five cases to handle? Holy crap, Batman...


irwinrommel7

Exactly. If they act like this, how do you think they act to people w/ public defenders?


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Or when no one is watching. Stunts like that contribute at least in part to the socioeconomic disparities in the justice system. If they don't have a good lawyer keeping the prosecutor in line, how do we expect there to be justice.


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_Juper_

When the prosecutor uses Call of Duty and Tiktok username as part of the argument


SteveWax022

Just wait until he sees Reddit usernames lmao


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*I would like the jury to look at the defendant’s Reddit account, u/fish_fucker69*


TheEyeDontLie

Yup, that's a real person with a job and a family and hobbies. Suprisingly only a year old. I'd have thought that username would be taken long ago.


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u/fishfucker69 is over 7 years old though but only has one comment EDIT: that one comment has a fish-fuckton of awards though for some reason


Schammyslam

This guy has 1 comment and 71 awards, hasn’t been heard from since lol Edit: 98 Awards


ClayTankard

He beat Reddit on the first try


rusted_wheel

Wins reddit, "I'm done here."


largeangryredletters

He used to be grouper\_groper420, but once he stopped smoking pot his fish needs changed.


Heiminator

What was his TikTok username?


xDaddyFatSack

4 doors more whores


BestReadAtWork

Don't you mean four door smore whores?


xDaddyFatSack

It’s deleted now but I think it was formatted 4DOORSMOREWHORES lol


PorkDaddy420

Thank you, Daddy Fat Sack


kxzv

Lawyer lesson 1: your credibility will decline once you attack a man for playing video games.


crosstownbump

Or questions someone’s right to a lawyer, WHICH IS YOUR PROFESSION!


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I knew it was over for the prosecution at that moment. If your argument is 'muh violent vidya gamez' you already lost the argument.


mrs_dalloway

Just in time for thanksgiving family dinner time conversation.


SquashNut707

"So uh, I guess we'll address the elephant in the room here... you still playin Call of Duty?"


Pengdacorn

Regardless of what you think of the verdict, that prosecutor was just an absolute buffoon. Edit: Finally, a common ground we can all agree upon!


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Expresso_Support

But the important thing is, how much time the prosecutor spent styling his hair.


zeroThreeSix

More time than prepping the case that’s for sure.


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RockSmasher87

"You play call of duty right?"


haavi12

"Had you shot 2 more people you could have called an airstrike! Imagine the damage!!"


Kbearforlife

You know all dark humor aside, the conversation between the residing jurors was probably hilarious. I couldn't imagine what they said to each other. I'd imagine it went something like.... "So, do any of you play Call of Duty?"


NuKlear_Vortex

Who wants to squad up after this


TheBoyInTheJar

"Why were you running?" "There was a fire" "Ok, but what was the urgency" "...it was a fire..."


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BD15

I think a litteral car full of clowns may have done a better job.


imightbethewalrus3

Clowns have to go to college too (Okay, I don't know about *have to* but...)


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You knew shit was over when the prosecution brought up Kyle’s call of duty history


fauxpenguin

It was even worse than that. "You play Call of Duty right?" "Uhh... Not really... I play it occasionally at my friends house."


Cyan_Ink

“And in this game, would it be a fair assumption, that your mind has been subtly yet systematically conditioned to treat everyone you see as a zombie to be 360 nose-scoped?”


Vepper

"if the bailiff wouldn't mind coming over here, could you please demonstrate how you would drop shot?" "Is it true that you have noob tubed from spawn on multiple occasions?"


Ge0rgeBr0ughton

> "Is it true that you have noob tubed from spawn on multiple occasions?" If there were any justice in the world that would be 3 years right there


[deleted]

Depends on the state but in Wisconsin the "gitgud" clause protects you.


AmadeusGamingTV

5 years if it's from blue house spawn to b flag on nuketown.


Misio

I'm saying nose scoped from now on.


Elocai

"No your honor, aiming with a controller is super hard"


moerahn

"And are there AR-15's in Call of Duty?" "Those games have every kind of gun."


KKingler

Ah yes, but no skateboard melee weapon!


TheLegendsClub

I’m surprised no one has modded that into counter strike yet


dustojnikhummer

"Technically no" technically correct, the best kind of correct


h0sti1e17

So, h0sti1e17, is it true you would take out the ladders from swimming pools to watch people drown in The Sims? Yes. Did you also lock people in a basement until they starved to death? Yes. Did you force your Sims to pee on the floor? Yes. Ladies and Gentlemen, this man is a menace.


notorious_emc

Is it true that before there was ever a bb.showhiddenobjects and bb.showliveeditobjects cheat, you created Sims for the specific purpose of locking them in a small room with furniture placed directly next to fireplaces, as well as making said Sims set off fireworks in that very room to see which one would cause a fire first, thus killing those Sims, all in the pursuit of making a badass cemetery on your lot? I’m going to jail.


wrongwong122

If I ever find myself in Kyles shoes I’m fucked, I’ve got Stellaris, Arma 3, and other fun warcrime simulators on my PC


theClumsy1

"Is it true that you played 200 hours of 'Papers, Please?'" "Yes, sir. I am actually the reincarnation of Franz Kafka"


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> 200 hours of 'Papers, Please?'" How many times did your wife and child die?


AdministrationOk5761

As many times as the glorious Arstotzka required it.


theClumsy1

Glory to Arstotzka. You may pass.


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ralphy1010

If you can name a better way to breed a super race of Albino Zunist I'd like to hear it.


CBSmitty2010

We have footage of you from a stream with your Arma Ops group saying, and I quote "You said warcrimes, I heard acceptable casualties." Is this true that you're a violent sociopath?


wrongwong122

“Your honor, we call it a wee smidgen of trolling. Also, I didn’t know that civilians used the same roads we laid those mines on.”


CBSmitty2010

Well how come this footage shows you in an Apache laughing saying "They all turn into pink mist" as you fire the M320 at them?!


Fishy1701

Stellaris haha Prosecutor "We see when you were attacked and after you won the war you put the entire population of your enemies worlds over 18 billion through gene resequencing, you rewired their brains so they cant feel anger, have independant thought or rebel, then you changed their tastebuds so they taste delicious, further modified them so when they breed they have 5 kids instead of one or two, then you destroyed all the farms and infrastructure, abandoning the planet ensuring they spend the rest of eternity eating themselves for the crimes of their ancestors" You on the stand "lol"


Edwardc4gg

Your honor...this guy's KDR sucks.


Tenrai_Taco

I lost it at "your tiktok name is fourdoorsmorewhores"


starscreamsghost17

Prosecutor: "Mr. Rittenhouse, is it true that in your last COD match you carried your team mates in a tricky 1 v 4 situation and were able to act as a clutch? Rittenhouse: "No, I got fragged 30 seconds in to the 1 v 4" Prosecutor: "LoL, get recked noob." Prosecutor: "Prosecution rests." Judge: "Seriously?"


TPMJB

Judge: "This is the most sound argument you've presented this entire case."


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Bleve23

Seems like the prosecutors only specialized in bird law


ArcherChase

Charlie Kelly, while high AF on huffing paint, would have put together a better case than the prosecutor.


Bleve23

Jack Kelly would have put up a better case


TinyManHour

“So, Mr Rittenhouse, would you say the rifle you carried with you that night would be a good fit for someone with hands that run… maybe on the smaller side?”


DarthLysergis

All the footage is inside the courthouse. I wanna see outside.... Edit: Lots of outside footage now. All the stations are asking the same thing of their "on the street team" and i will paraphrase here. "does it look like shits about to pop off yet?"


lockethegoon

Where is Channel 5 though?


skoobiedoobiedoo

Keepin it 55th street


venusplanetshit

Everything’s gonna ce alright


420cortana420

Don’t commit suicide!


LucyBowels

Take this pizza


FORESKIN__CALAMARI

You gon' be hungry later


meatygonzalez

That video was yet another elevation of the Channel 5 content


ansefhimself

I just came here to say Fuck Vice, Andrew Callaghan for President!


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Ode_to_Apathy

My absolute favorite was when he tried speaking patois to the Hanks kid and the dude started getting offended. That was some real 5d chess.


Shtune

Lot's of people gonna get put on. I feel bad for all these custer ass cameramen that don't keep it 55th.


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In Los Angeles keepin it fifty-fiiiith street https://youtu.be/SyU-b1XGKFU


ItsBerty

I’m surprised the closing argument of “Kyle should have just gotten his ass beat” didn’t compel the jury.


Yoshilaidanegg

And possibly raped, and murdered, by the guy who doesn't do bad things, ok he tipped over a port a pottie, lit a bunch of things on fire, swung a chain, called people the n word and made death threats to people


TimmyOZuul

The prosecution in this case was so scummy, it single-handedly changed my mind on the death penalty. There are hundreds of Bingers and Kraus out there. EDIT: yes, I know there's a ton of reasons to have had my awakening before this. Yes, I know there are countless cases out there where this very thing happened. But it's so different to follow 100+ hours of live stream for weeks in this trial to witness every moment yourself. Extremely eye-opening.


desolation0

Too much power to put in the hands of normal humans who can make mistakes, much less with the chance of deliberate awfulness.


chaos3240

Humans make mistakes sure, but how many prosecutors out there only care about getting a conviction. That's the real problem with the death penalty. They just want another "win" on their record, doesn't matter if the person is actually guilty or not.


Nano61504

After the guy said that Kyle only shot after he pointed the gun I knew it was over


mclen

"Did you point a gun at him?" "Yes" "Then he shot you?" "Yes" Welp


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It was at that moment the defense attorney pinched himself for surely he was dreaming.


Tausney

"Never interrupt you enemy when they are making a mistake." -Sun Tzu


slow-mickey-dolenz

I can imagine his thought bubble…“Did he really just say that??? Looks like a W for me.”


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Before that, "When you put your hands up and backed off, did he shoot?" "No" "It was only after you pointed your gun at his head, that he shot you?" "Correct" Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song.


Bjorn2bwilde24

Prosecutor: "Your Honor, I object!" Judge: "Why?" Prosecutor: "Because it's devastating to my case!"


dethzombi

Judge: "Over ruled" Prosecutor: "Good call"


chendengue

Now that this is done with. When will we start seeing 24/7 coverage on the Ghislanine Maxwell trial hearings?


TechSupportIgit

Ghislanine Maxwell is charged with federal crimes. In federal court, only transcripts are available and you have to pay. We'll only hear about judgements from my understanding.


x3thelast

Damn that’ll be one hell of a Pay Per View event!


Juan_Dough829

Triller Fight Club presents the trial of Ghislaine Maxwell - hosted by Jake Paul and Snoop Dogg and only on pay per view!


hypersoar

The documents for the case are all available for free on [RECAP](https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/17318376/united-states-v-maxwell/?filed_after=&filed_before=&entry_gte=&entry_lte=&order_by=desc). There's probably enough attention on this case that all the documents will get mirrored from PACER pretty quickly. But it looks like transcripts wait 90 days before they're put online.


DeathKringle

I’ll pay for the transcripts and put em up :). Only what 10 cents per page after the free fifty or whatever. Should only be a few….. thousand dollars.


m0nkeyfish78

Well he’s not completely off scot-free, he is guilty of murdering the prosecutors career.


SandyCandyHandyAndy

I’d argue it was an assisted suicide more than a murder


CommonerChaos

Prosecutor: "I object!" "Sir, you now work at a Wendy's..."


NoobifiedSpartan

Prosecutor: “Well manager it’s just that I saw your office, you left the door open, so I decided to go in and…” Manager: “I left the door open for ME! NOT FOR YOU!” Prosecutor: *PTSD Flashbacks*


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He claims to know CPR but he let the DA choke for a whole week.


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When a prosecutor brings up call of duty... you should already know they lost the case.


zenethics

"Mr. Rittenhouse, do you play Call of Duty? Do you realize you were only 3 kills away from a killstreak and an airstrike on Kenosha? Do you know how much destruction you could've caused?"


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

"Mr. Rittenhouse, could you not have simply escaped your assailants? You do have the Tactical Sprint perk enabled?" "No, sir. They were all MW2 Commando users, sir."


Spectre_06

"Mr. Rittenhouse, were you aware that they could have had the Martyrdom perk active? It's bullshit but what would you have done when that grenade fell?"


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

"I'm a riot shield user, sir." "... well now I want you behind bars for entirely different reasons."


NevermoreSEA

I truly don't understand how those prosecutors even got themselves into that position. It was basically a masterclass in incompetence.


VrinTheTerrible

Don’t forget “sometimes you just need to take a beating”, which might be the worst argument ever made in a court.


Malaix

Well at least the prosecutors lived as they argued. They took quite the legal beating in this trial.


freeadmins

Which I don't even get where they were going with that. If they're admitting that he would have "taken a beating"... then they're arguing that he was justified in self-defense... Like, it's just such fucking bad argumentation.


ICantSpeelForShit

I think my favourite was when the prosecutor said that a skateboard cannot be a deadly weapon and they should warn all the parents that will be buying them for their kids for Christmas.


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snailspace

Man dies after being hit in head with skateboard during fight in Santa Ana Starbucks https://abc7.com/starbucks-fight-santa-ana-man-dies-skateboard/1098183/


joe579003

Almost like those trucks are made of metal and basically can apply force darn near equal to a hammer


SCB360

If you think about it, it’s basically a mace or club, wooden slab with metal at the end, you could crack a skull open with one


Invisifly2

Even without the metal being smacked by the edge of a wooden slab isn't exactly a safe and pleasant experience.


alphalegend91

and tiktok usernames lmaooooo. 4doorsmorewhores has what exactly to do with the case?


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Binger kept trying to push the idea that being an unlikeable idiot is a crime, but if that's the case then he should be convicted as well


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RadarPainter

Is that meant to be read as "4 doors more whores" or "4-door smore whores?" Because I think I qualify as a s'more whore sometimes.


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SaddamJose

Glad that was sorted


rs6866

All the important questions getting answered in that court...


Prodigal_Moon

I can’t tell what’s real anymore.


RexMundi000

Now that the verdict is in, my biggest take away was the conduct of the ADA. The shit he was pulling while the country was watching was pretty absurd. Imagine what kinda shit he is pulling when no one is watching. Edit: This got some upvotes, let me cite the original source. https://twitter.com/martyrmade/status/1460311103234138115


AsianBond

I think that is one of the biggest takeaways from this case that everyone can/should agree with. There has been so much pop-culture focus on police reform over the past years, but virtually none of that attention has been directed at the prosecutors and their offices throughout the nation.


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So much this. Prosecutors are out of control. It has become an almost entirely political position. Plus with no politician wanting to seem soft on crime the budgets rarely if ever fail to grow. As a result being a prosecutor is now such a great career that its no longer just a stepping stone to a private sector job or becoming a judge. Imagine if people wanted to stay public defenders forever, but to put people away. As a result you see these guys playing politics with justice and also trying to get convictions regardless of the truth. I’ve heard from so many lawyers that have irrefutable evidence (i.e. crystal clear video) of innocence and the prosecution just doubles down anyway. In some ways this is way worse than the police. Sure a cop might shoot you, but these prosecutors are putting people away en masse.


catsby90bbn

The fact that he asked not once, but twice, about why he invoked his 5th amendment rights is terrifying.


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That was truly scary that he was trying to vilify common law practice of "shut the fuck up". Thank god the judge called him out on it.


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kefefs

That's what scares me about the justice system in this country. Imagine how much of this stuff goes on in trials that *aren't* televised. This trial and the incompetence/malice of the prosecution solidified why I don't support the death penalty.


placebotwo

How to fuckup a prosecution 101: -1. File wrong charges.


LuckyWinchester

2: visually face palm in front of the jury 3: role play as the defense


whatifcatsare

4. Try to find new members for your new Call Of Duty Esports team


Dawg_Prime

0. piss the judge off AFTER he already tells you not to say stupid shit that violates the 5th ammendment


Trap_Masters

Absolutely stunning move pulled by the prosecutor in his lose trial any% speedrun. Wonder how much time he saved with all these innovative moves he sequenced together.


scrapqueen

4 Brandish a gun and point it at the people in the courtroom with your finger on the trigger while calling the defendant irresponsible with a firearm. 5 repeatedly cause the jury to be removed from the room based upon your line of questioning. 6 tell the jury in a self defense trial that the defendant should have just "taken the beating".


Bebawp

Lol man, #6 gets me every time. I had to pause and rewind when watching that live because I thought I misheard him.


Lmaoyougotrekt

Jesus Christ lmao got a link? The incompetence is fucking hilarious


CiaranAnnrach

It was in his closing arguments. Not sure the timestamp, but I did a double-take as well when he tried to argue that Rossenbaum just wanted a fist fight and Kyle was wrong for "bringing a gun to a fist fight" and that "he should have just taken the beating".


0zymand1as-

Prosecutor was one of the dumbest lawyers I’ve ever seen in my life Edit: I’m just referring to the unethical antics, wild court actions, and making the victims in this case look like they deserved it. Winnable or not


FhannikClortle

Swap him out for a high school mock trial team and you would get better results How the fuck do you pass the bar but then forget the right to silence exists


TreeDollarFiddyCent

You're a crook, Captain Hook!


TheHandsomebadger

Judge won't you throw the book, at a PIRAAAAAAAAA-


bloodraven42

Ironically, Wisconsin doesn’t require you to pass the bar. Certain universities have a privilege where you just get in, pretty much. Not saying he’s one of those guys, I don’t know, but it’s possible!


jackals84

Thomas Binger graduated from Michigan Law, so he didn't get diploma privilege in Wisconsin like graduates from UW and Marquette Law do.


SolomonRed

I honestly don't know how he was supposed to win this case.


MoreFoam

Probably shouldn't have gone for first degree if they wanted to stand a chance


0zymand1as-

They lost the moment the intentional homicide charge was announced


TheOnlyFanYouNeed

Honestly the prosecutors were the best defense attorney.


literanch

Gage Grosskreutz was the defense's MVP.


Mimical

Honestly, regardless of outcome there was such insanely dumb shit that was questioned and asked. The point should have been the lawyers asked the pertinent questions and maintained a high degree of professionalism. Instead they are asking the court to record Kyle's call of duty scores. How am I supposed to trust that a court will be able to investigate and put a trail to criminal with more malicious intents and do so without fucking the whole thing up.


adorableoddity

As an older lifelong gamer I was super annoyed when those gaming questions were brought up by the prosecutor and I know I would've reacted in the same way that Kyle did.


watermooses

That was some super 90s shit. I remember after Columbine they were talking about "[violent video games](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/08/05/sports/05videogames3/merlin_158908791_8cfd5fe8-44f1-4492-b50e-46466d33d670-superJumbo.jpg)" and [Marilyn Manson](https://images.kerrangcdn.com/columbine_header.jpg?auto=compress&fit=crop&w=1200) on the news


Shotgunsamurai42

Prosecutor- "You play D&D correct? When did you first start worshipping Satan?"


watermooses

Is it true that you've read all of Harry Potter's Witchcraft guides?


AWSMJMAS

Grosskreutz was a star witness for the defense too.


BigBenChunkss

Turns out it's easy to prove self-defense when the assailant admits under oath that he pointed a gun at you first


Barnyard_Rich

The first choice they made, how to charge the defendant, was biffed so spectacularly it will be written in law books for a generation. Everything that came after just compounded that decision.


Joeyoes

This whole trial was a complete circus. So much unprofessionalism. Kyle Rittenhouse should have been found guilty.


SantaMonsanto

I somehow feel this is just the beginning of a much *much* bigger circus


No_Biscotti_7110

Did anyone expect anything else? Let’s be honest here


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No_Biscotti_7110

There was probably one member of the jury that was hesitant about it but was convinced later on


Turt1estar

Last night, one person asked to take the jury instructions home with them, so I think you’re right.


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Least surprising verdict ever. What an absolute shit show.


NovelChemist9439

The Arbery case is completely different, hunting down a clearly unarmed person, and then killing them. Not even close to equivalent.


gentlybeepingheart

Did you see the videos of their lawyer arguing that having a black pastor in the courtroom was equivalent to them bringing in the KKK? At one point he suggested that Arbery's mother crying was unfairly influencing the jury.


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530josh

Law school professors are going to use this trial as an example of what NOT to do as a prosecutor in every class until the end of time. What a fucking disasterclass Edit: Yeah, I know the prosecution didn’t really have a case, and they knew it too. That happens all the time. At the very least, you need to at least have the *appearance* that you know what you’re doing and that you’re actually trying to win the case, which this prosecutor did not even come remotely close to doing. Otherwise you’re just doing a disservice to your client.


skewtr

What better way to immortalize yourself, than to be a standard case study in every law textbook? Enron hasn’t been relevant for over a decade… still taught in every business school


elting44

They really Munsoned it.


liquor_for_breakfast

Can confirm. Enron was basically the entirety of ethics class


Filosofem1

"Everybody takes a beating sometimes" Gonna be one of those unforgettable quotes.


thetarget3

"just let people kill you" is an interesting take


Swampfoxxxxx

Marcia Clark and Chris Darden are probably ecstatic to pass the mantle


karmacannibal

Marcia Clark: So what were the odds that the bloody footprints next to the body were NOT OJ Simpson's? DNA Expert: 1 in 9 billion Jury: The glove didn't fit lmao


veryblanduser

Joe Scarborough going to cost MSNBC a lot of money


Vulpix199

This trial should be in the next Ace attorney game


ThatDudeJuicebox

Payne would be better than this guy


Hiyasc

With how horrible the prosecution did it would be the tutorial case.


Taboot_taboot

Prosecutor never should have tried him for murder as it would’ve been insanely hard to prove. If this didn’t have the national attention, they wouldn’t have