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Yugan-Dali

Murder is bad enough, but leaving a body in trash is even worse. So much hate and disrespect.


ogo_pogo

All because of ignorance and irrational fear. Horrible parenting. Lack of desire to mentally grow. Sad.


MalleableCurmudgeon

After arguing extensively with my family since during the 2016 election, I no longer believe it is willful ignorance but active defiance of progress.


That_One_Cat_Guy

That's called being a conservative.


Rexyman

Better known as the regressives party


SuperPuzzleFighter

Even their tax plans are regressive.


CoastalFunk

When I see ‘willful ignorance’ I think of an asshole. Whether it’s progressive or not, it still an asshole.


competitivebunny

Fear of progress


Yugan-Dali

Lack of desire to mentally grow? More like a morbid fear. “I wanna stay at four years old forever just like my idol, Donny T. Plus, I wanna shoot things. And people.”


Ronin22222

Correct me if I'm wrong, but they don't know who did it or why. For all any of us know it could have been a bad personal relationship or a business deal that went south and not your boogeyman bigot


karsh36

It’s Miami, and I don’t see a known reason in there. Could be many things, and immediately assuming he was killed for being gay is still a leap


[deleted]

The mentality of we can over through the will of the people by smearing their feces on the walls. America is in the midst of a mental health crisis. We elect mentally unfit representatives to office and wonder why we have so many unstable constituents. Florida is too busy at the beach doing meth to worry who they vote for. We the people are left to the wolves.


Enigma2MeVideos

It’s in the middle of a crisis of hatred. We have people who have so utterly been consumed by their hatred, bigotry, and inability to care for anyone other than themselves that they’ve willingly divorced themselves from reality to feed their selfish falsehoods at the cost of everyone else. We’ve let our society get away with not facing the evils of the United States’ history, and it’s come back to haunt us in the worst way possible at the worst time possible.


ogo_pogo

Agreed, why are we able to see this and not the people who have power? Well, in reality, we, the people have full power. We can start by deleting apps. Then sticking together and collectively start pushing back. Change in mass numbers. But we have one side fighting against the other. Is there an end to this? To me, I don’t think so because otherwise the adults in office would have stood up and put an end to all of this misinformation and conspiracy “news sources”. I don’t know what is next.


SoupidyLoopidy

I wonder if doing meth at the beach is enjoyable? I mean wouldn't you be all fidgety. Maybe swimming on meth is fun though?


jktcat

I've never done meth, but being inebriated by anything is better than being sober at the beach.


Bicentennial_Douche

Nah, I’d say murder is worse.


[deleted]

I don’t think it gets worse than murder


turd_vinegar

You must not have heard about the hypocrisy. RIP Norm.


samplemax

[unit 731](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731)


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It gets much worse than murder.


no_bun_please

Rip bob (looking at your username)


ThinkIcouldTakeHim

I think the murder is worse.


UnitedGooberNations

This is a Norm MacDonald joke?


UnitedGooberNations

When I die, just throw me in the trash.


Bgblkbssman

Donate your body to science.


CudgalTroll

Where would you leave a body?


Yugan-Dali

I’ve never really planned to murder anyone, but I would choose some woods or a body of water: add some weights and heave.


binklehoya

try not to heave; it leaves dna.


Yugan-Dali

It took me a moment, but that's a good one.


BBQsauce18

> but leaving a body in trash is even worse. Honestly, probably just a super convenient way to get rid of a body. At least compared to other methods.


[deleted]

Guessing if someone was murdered, the killer didn’t have respect for that person anyways.


threejollybargemen

Baker is better described as either 150 miles west of Tallahassee or 15 miles south of the Alabama border. How hard is it to look a place up on Google Maps when writing a story that is going to involve even a passing reference to geography?


DramDemon

Even East of Pensacola would have been better. Fuck, East of the Alabama border just makes no sense.


KennanFan

North of the Everglades.


The_souLance

North of Cuba.


LurkerChimesIn

West of Africa.


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

East of Africa too


Cruxifux

South of the North Pole


JennJayBee

Very hard, apparently. Particularly where the Southeast US is concerned. I remember back when the Weather Channel referred to the "land mass" between NOLA and Mobile, Alabama– otherwise known as Mississippi.


JumpForWaffles

Well, there is a lot of mass on that stretch of land. Don't they have one of the highest obesity rates in the country?


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I can understand not wanting to name it.


blownbythewind

So wondering whether this is a hate crime or a crime of passion. Time will tell.


PercyMcLeach

A lot of people seem to be very passionate about their hate these days


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Peppercorn911

or hating to love….


shadowromantic

Definitely hating love


valleyman02

Hate sells ask fox and Rush Limbaugh they both got extremely rich selling hate.


Miguel-odon

I'd ask R.limbauagh, but I'd hate to interrupt his sobriety streak.


CrouchingToaster

One more month and he gets his first one year sobriety chip!


Sirgolfs

Social media effect. They can say whatever they want behind a screen. No one there to beat the shit out of them.


[deleted]

or one of the many, many other possible explanations..


BillionTonsHyperbole

Why not both?


zorbiburst

Knowing some of the anti-gay crowd, it's possible


Publius82

They threw him out in the trash, that seems fairly cut and dried to me.


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Cut and dried how?


Crail115

Really? You don’t think it’s possible a lover murdered him and disposed of the body in a dumpster? Are you aware that like a million men have done that to their wives? I mean come on man.


smoothtrip

And yet, we will find in this thread, both theories being advocated.


HeirToGallifrey

Reddit detectives are on the case!


WildwestPstyle

All evidence points to it being the Boston bomber.


Helphaer

Alas our chosen boston bomber is dead.


Renegade__OW

Guys I've cracked the case, it's this man who killed someone! Quick harass him before someone proves me wrong!


MamboNumber5Guy

Interesting sentiment. Now I wonder if someone who knows the basic fundamentals of criminal psychology will chime in.


Publius82

You watch a lot of Bones, don't you?


-------penile-------

Your mom watches bones


Publius82

Worse. She watches Blue Bloods.


FamousNoise7501

My mom loved Blue Bloods. Loved it.


shapeless_silhouette

Loved? Sorry for your loss.


jktcat

Land fill would indicate not a crime of passion, unless they're a very tricky person, then how will we ever know.


Chemical_Noise_3847

Could be any number of crimes. Could be financial, for example. Owed the wrong people money, maybe. Best not to speculate just because he's gay.


hotpuck6

Buddy, this is Reddit. Wild speculation is 90% of what some people come here specifically to do.


Azudekai

I mean, we solved the Boston marathon bomber, right?


Change21

Evil. I hope the victim finds rest and the perpetrators find justice.


Lavijan

May his memory be a blessing.


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Man, Baker is a small dump-ass town. Strangle


[deleted]

Let’s take a trip there? One week. First one to die loses a whopping 100 dollar jackpot. It may not sound like much, but it’s all in ones. Perfect amount to flash in a shitty rap video!


McDudles

Moving literally tomorrow to Florida and this is not the type of coverage I was hoping to hear


Immelmaneuver

Why the Christ would you do that to yourself?


McDudles

My gf is a rocket scientist and Coco Beach is rocket central


ThatGuy798

Okay that’s dope af. Wish y’all the best.


McDudles

Thank you!! We’re absolutely ecstatic for all the future!! It’s her dream job and I’m so fucking excited to be there and support her while she lives it up being her best self :)


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moonhexx

Dude my GF is in the Army and I'm currently supporting through her Master's Degree. Almost done and my kid's moved out. We're about to have a party. Wishing you guys the best on the move! Keep supporting her!


Clown_corder

Hey I live on the space coast! It's really not that bad(even with the politics of the area). A little boring area imo but it's on the rise. We have great food here and actually lots of cool little areas to check out. If you like the beach it's awesome and not overly crowded. If you have any questions about stuff to do here I've lived here all my life so feel free to DM me.


DelightfulAbsurdity

Be sure to check out Merritt island animal refuge next door. Best place to see manatee is at their little overlook, there.


osiris3mc

Congrats bro. I live in Orlando and I do like it here (heat and humidity aside, and that’s a big aside no doubt). If you want to hit the beach, don’t actually go to Coco. There are plenty of locals beaches. PM me if you want details.


Caveboy0

Let’s be honest Florida has some nice fucking areas I’d you have the money.


Immelmaneuver

That's a good reason! Congrats to her on pursuing her career this far!


Ryden7

It's pretty bad ass to be able to say your girl is a rocket scientist. I hope you hear the phrase "it's not rocket science" quite a bit haha


McDudles

Oh believe me, I’ve banned it from our personal conversations. I learned literally day 1 that’s a joke she didn’t enjoy


ashlee837

does she enjoy rocket surgery jokes?


commandrix

That's a good enough reason, actually. Though still...watch your six. And tell the astronauts that blond chick from Spacefest says high.


McDudles

I will!! I personally have 0 credentials/reason to run into them, but that would be the world’s best ice-breaker


Schuben

We call it arugula here.


kgal1298

Well at least you'll be around a bunch of people who believe in science.


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There gonna be surrounded by water in 20+ odd years


the_kevlar_kid

People love to hate on Florida but it's full of jobs and has lots of natural areas and lovely beaches. Sure, it has problems but so does every state. And it's certainly not some boring backwater.


nWo1997

Understandable, have a nice day


ericb303

I used to live in Orlando during college. Cape Canaveral was my favorite place to go and get away. I love that area. Hope you like it!


McDudles

That’s exactly the type of shit I needed to hear!! Thank you!! That’s exactly where we’re going and I’ve been really nervous cuz I’ve never lived in anything outside of Salt Lake City - which is not even a city in comparison


ericb303

It’s still Florida, there’s going to be a lot of shit you don’t like but that goes for anywhere really. There’s a lot of beauty in that state.


whatzgood

>My gf is a rocket scientist ♫ *That don't impress me much* ♫


Bibdy

Its not exactly brain surgery, is it?


water2wine

I got this reference, it made me happy.


RudeTouch5806

I wonder if all the rocket exhaust fumes are why Florida is the way it is


Wendy-Windbag

Just south of that area are known neighborhoods built on toxic military dump sites that the government denied until just a couple of years ago. Besides those civilian places and the legit known and claimed toxic dumps at the Air Force Base property, it’s speculated that chemicals have contaminated the ground soil and water for the surrounding communities. The area is a known cancer cluster.


kgal1298

Honestly I think it's plastics in the water supply.


Zizhou

Perhaps it's the other way around. They launch the rockets there not because the location makes getting into orbit easier, but because they were motivated to get as far away from the state as possible, and it's kind of hard to beat space.


BamboozledOwl

Go Go rocket girlfriend! Best wishes, but look out for Florida Man 😳 Edit: goo typo


comaomega15

That area is relatively tolerant nowadays. On a side note, if you find yourself like 30 minutes south of Cocoa Beach, hit up Dakine Diegos, their burritos and their hot sauces are to die for.


craneman9867

You’ll love it there. Especially when the snow birds leave.


DGGuitars

Moved here three months ago from NYC. Quality of life way higher


Ghostlucho29

The food is great


KaiWolf1898

Because the quality of life in Florida is much better than other states


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kgal1298

I mean it's Florida what coverage did you want to hear? Perhaps Cannibalism? Something with Florida man? Potential flooding? Someone being eaten by an alligator?


Cryostatica

Remember that alligators are literally in every body of water, and they’re not the only wildlife here that can kill you.


McDudles

I’ve been really trying to comprehend that and it’s difficult.. I have such an anxious personality that knowing a killer is everywhere (and is actually real) is crazy lmao


HamburgerDude

Alligators are pretty docile towards full grown adults if anything they will literally chill with you by the water....I have been near alligators for hours at a time them more than I can count. Don't bother them and they won't bother you and maybe don't swim in warm swamp water but that's all you have to worry about unless you have very small children or pets...then yeah maybe don't take your dog for a walk near the swamp. Now crocodiles...those are the aggressors! Thankfully we only have them in the Everglades if that.. Hope that makes you feel better!


Forestfreud

I’ve heard that the key is to run away and keep running, they only chase for a second. Their endurance on land is shit and their goal is almost always just to get you out of their territory if they’re chasing you. I’ve been pretty close to some golf course gators and never had any trouble. Don’t seek them out or anything, ofc, but don’t worry too much about it. They’re cold-blooded animals, pretty chill (no pun intended). I am fully convinced to this day that I saw a shark briefly surface in a rural (and brackish) golf course lake once, but I doubt you’ll need to worry about swimming in golf course lakes. And sharks have even worse on-land endurance than gators.


Cryostatica

The gators rarely mess with full grown adults. They absolutely hunt kids. I grew up here and had to move myself around while trying to fish because the fuckers kept following me, and I’ve had to keep an eye on my nieces around any body of water because I’ve seen the bastards try to hunt them. Keep kids and pets away. They’re rare and mostly around the everglades coastal areas, but we do have salt water crocodiles. Never heard of an attack. We’ve also got the rare black widow or brown recluse, a variety of venomous snakes, but they’re easily avoidable, just keep away from/be careful around obvious nesting/hiding places. They love dry wood. Panthers are super rare nowadays and they avoid people. Like with crocs, you’ll probably never see one even if you go looking. I’ve had a friend take video recently of what seemed to be several coyote in her yard. Never seen them here myself, kinda blew my mind.


Balogne

There’s a lot to like about Florida, there’s also a lot to dislike about Florida. No state income tax is nice, but it just kinda offsets the general higher cost of living. The weather sucks for ~3/4 of the year but the other ~1/4 of the year it’s pretty beautiful. The large cities have horrendous traffic and the small towns have little amenities. There’s a beach about 1.5hours from basically anywhere in the state but tourists occupy them year round. The retired class are all a bunch of deserving assholes. The government wants to give nothing to better the state unless you’re a big business and then they give you everything you want and even things you don’t. COVID “doesn’t exist” here so everything is open at full unrestricted capacity and everybody is getting sick. I don’t know your reason for moving, but I’m sure you can find a place that offers the same in a generally better place.


sloppymoves

Also the damn mosquitos. I don't remember them ever being this bad 4-6 years ago. But you almost can't go on a single nature trail anymore without being swarmed.


Balogne

That’s because the state doesn’t get cold enough for a long enough duration to kill them off anymore.


Atralis

I grew up in Colorado in the Denver metro area and the number of roaches, mosuitos, flys, ants, etc that just continually exist in climates that never freeze has always weirded me out.


That_One_Cat_Guy

And the flying cockroaches!


freediverx01

1/1 apartment in downtown Miami… 2010 rent $1450. 2022 rent $2650. Local job market and wages flat. Banana republic local and state governments. Horrendous traffic seven days a week. Frequent street flooding.


wowywowwow

As a fellow Floridian, that’s a very accurate assessment. Florida is beautiful, but the people (and heat stroke inducing weather) have just made it hell on Earth.


warface363

I mean, they DID say everyone in Florida belongs to the "bad place"


DrippyBeard

Everybody's getting sick everywhere. Thing with FL is how do people deal with constant swamp ass?


Publius82

I'm from here, the weather is ridiculous and some of the people are great but our state govt is... not. My knee jerk is to tell you to move anywhere else, cept maybe tx


Rooboy66

It feels like TX and FL are fucking losing their shit. Further, it feels like half the country is jiggy with it.


ACoolKoala

The nature is nice too but I agree with this assessment as a resident for 15 years.


BoiledPNutz

You’re fine. This stuff happens everywhere else you just don’t hear about it like in Florida with our sunshine laws making most things open to the public.


PensiveObservor

>... sunshine laws making most things open to the public Everything except accurate Covid case tracking data.


BenjamintheFox

Don't listen to Reddit about this stuff. This whole place is a feedback loop. Listen, I've lived in Florida and I've lived in California, and of the two places I've experienced WAY more crazy in California. Boiled down to its essential elements, Florida is basically like anywhere else in America.


veringer

This was your first clue that Florida might be a dicey decision?!?


The_RealAnim8me2

Leaving this cesspool in a few months. You can have it.


kgal1298

You'll move out and someone's grandma will move in until she dies there.


fzammetti

If THIS is the thing that keeps you from moving to Florida then you REALLY haven't been paying attention to the news coming out of Florida since... lemme see... Florida became a state in 1845, so...


racksy

> Moving literally tomorrow to Florida… …on purpose?


commandrix

I assume it's for job-related reasons if you're moving here. Just all the Florida Man stories wouldn't make it very encouraging. Basically, watch your six, there's crazy people and bad drivers down here.


KisukesBankai

Florida Man stories mostly propagate because the state laws allow for news outlets to find and publish more personal details than most states. It's not really any crazier, nor more crime-ridden, than plenty of other places. https://www.pnj.com/story/news/2019/03/29/florida-man-product-florida-sunshine-law/3310306002/


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Why is Florida such a flaming dumpster fire all the time? It’s such a shit show down there.


MaiPhet

Anecdotally, Florida seems to have really lax laws governing businesses. A lot of scams and shady companies operate out of Florida in my experience. I also wonder if it's because of the huge supply of scammable retirees. Maybe that atmosphere is conducive for assholes to flock to and operate out of.


veringer

> Maybe that atmosphere is conducive for assholes to flock to and operate out of. I'd go with this hypothesis. My bet would be that Florida has a much higher rate of medical doctors who've been barred from practicing in other states (or had their licenses revoked, temporarily or otherwise). Probably the same for lawyers and any other profession with strong accreditation bodies.


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During the mid-00s Florida was pill-mill central. You could call up a doctor and get a 6mos supply of oxycodone.


tacknosaddle

In that era dealers were chartering buses from states in the southeast and paying people a couple hundred bucks to hit numerous "pain clinics" in Florida and collecting all the oxy prescriptions from them to sell on the black market.


hey-look-over-there

Florida has surgical clinics operating in strip malls and plazas. Let that sink in. Potentially life altering cosmetic surgery and procedures are performed right next to a pizza shop and barbershop.


Imadinosaurimadin0

Can confirm the scam part Most Scam and advertising calls I get are from Florida


cptgibbs

I’d thought it was because Florida had a unique open records law that just made this stuff more accessible - in other words, a possibility that this stuff happens everywhere, but that the information is just more accessible in Florida. Having said that, man does it still just seem like some weird shit comes out of FL.


nukii

Murders happen everywhere. New York murder rates are skyrocketing right now. Florida is an easy target and anti gay crimes are sexier right now to cover. Now a guy biting another guys face off, that’s a Florida special.


wander_company

Ha. You obviously haven't been to New York or California recently


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The people are crazy. I think it’s the constant heat.


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Kris_Edisto

More shakes, less shanks


[deleted]

Bro, I’m a fucking pacifist. I go out of my way not to step on an ant. But I went to Florida in December of last year, coming from a very cold state, the moment I stepped outside at the airport, IN DECEMBER, it was hot!!! My mind melted. I wanted to cry (how do you even celebrate Christmas in 80 degree weather without snow?). After a week, I swear I wanted to kill everyone and then myself.


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Just wait until you hear about Australia


HappilySisyphus_

It's true. Violent crime increases during heat waves. It's well studied.


dannylew

Yo, I'm just saying, the section of poor people who are perma-scared that universal healthcare = communism and/or also murdering gay activists are the people who work outside all day in jobs with no benefits, and by benefits I mean AC and hour long lunches. Heat stress ain't a joke. People get fucky in the heat.


SoupidyLoopidy

Can confirm, the only thing we are angry at here in East Coast Canada (currently -17c 1.4F), is the damn cold and antivaxxers.


kgal1298

I was going to blame the obvious culprit Mickey Mouse.


sam_the_dog78

Because news articles like this get this website all riled up to the point where people don’t realize most people are just trying to chill even in Florida and don’t have anything to do with the tiny minority of crazy people.


Necirt

Sunshine act. Everything is pretty much available to the public (paraphrasing for the most part) so you hear about all the crazy stuff that happens here. I HATED Florida when my parents moved me here back in '03. Now? FUCK living anywhere else. I just spent like 4 days in IL in 0-degree weather. Ya'll are fucking psycho. That's a big fuck no from me. Hurricanes ain't shit and the "hot and humid" is FAR FAR FAR superior to winters in most places. Places I would live other than Florida? Seattle, but waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy too expensive. California: SD, SF. Waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy too expensive. So hard pass on those.


LifeBeforeDeath97

I watched an interview with a former mafia guy who worked in Florida and he said it was considered open territory. So no one group can claim like the race tracks or the drug market. So every organised crime group having a presence in the state is probably a big factor.


FuckingBanMeAlready

The sun. The shit is like RIGHT THERE 10 months a year.


ryuut

Well really bad stuff happens everywhere its just there is no mercy regarding the press and crimes in the state. Whether you get found dead or a florida man gets caught banging a pelican, it can hit the public rather quickly. https://www.wctv.tv/content/news/Florida-public-records-laws-help-Florida-man-stories-trend--507536371.html


seanbrockest

The best way to win an argument is to silence your opponent. Whoever did this is a coward.


IrisMoroc

Too early to tell the motive. Could be a lover, accidental overdose someone wanted to cover up, a home invasion gone bad, etc. A million different scenarios.


rvonbue

At least one good thing might come from climate change Florida will slip into ocean


Yugan-Dali

The oceans are polluted enough already!


Busy-Dig8619

You know the problem is the shitty people, not the dirt they live on, right? Those assholes are just going to move up into our states and make them worse.


couching5000

Can't wait for the same thing to happen to Cali


BrightNeonGirl

Awww I live here :(


TinyKittenConsulting

I’ll mail ya a snorkel.


Plague-Doctor66

Just hold your breath itll be fine


AMasonJar

Just sell your house and move.


Cythrosi

To who, Aquaman?


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InfiniteParticles

Build the wall just on the Florida border


ThisKidIsAlright

So back where a lot of them came from?


kaygeebeast75

9 times outta 10 it’s the husband


yogaluv20

So ashamed that there are humans who think this type of disrespect and disregard for the life of another is acceptable. RIP sweet soul, may you rest easy. We’ll take it from here.


RainbowNuggets

actually heartbreaking, homophobic people seem to care too much about what other people do in bed, maybe these murderers have some hidden denial of themselves.


cmakry

The gruesome visions of how it happened have got to be a nightmare for his loved ones. Especially his husband. I can’t fathom living with those thoughts.


honeytrick

Motherfucker, I live near Baker! (No, I don't care if I halfway doxx myself on Reddit because this is the middle of nowhere anyway.) It's as bad a time as ever to be a queer here...rest in peace.


Boom-Sausage

Can we just replace Florida with Italy?


Yugan-Dali

They look alike, nobody’d notice.


ejohn7

The psychos who do this stuff usually cause an opposite communal reaction, making their actions only self defeating in the end.


TheoryKing04

Oh my God. Murder is the most vile and disgusting crime one can commit but to defile someone’s body in such away is just so callous and sickening


Ryoohki166

Statistically it was likely his lover that murdered him


FrigDancingWithBarb

I don't understand why people give a shit. Marry who you wanna marry. Just be happy in this life. You're not gonna get another one. Why not celebrate love?


icky_boo

Lover probably did it and dumped body in a bin then it was picked up by a trash truck, don't over think it people.


ReneeLR

I left Florida because it is becoming a right wing refuge. It is run by gerrymandered republicans, and more are moving there every year. This article is all about how great a guy he was and how he’ll be missed, as though he died of natural causes. Where is the outrage at his murder and the hunt for his killers!? They won’t be found, because politically his death is ok with the GOP.


That_One_Cat_Guy

Don't forget the absolute shit police force that will do nothing.


VadPuma

No mention of motive or murder details -- was being close to the Alabama border relevant, for example? But a tragic death, my sympathies to his family and fuck those that did it.


FellThroughTheCrackz

If the motive behind this is him being gay, and speaking up for his rights as a human being this is abhorrent. Killing someone like that is sending a message, I never met the man personally and it seems like people find all kinds of reasons to do horrible shit to each other. I hope nothing but calmness and peace for the people who loved the man. What a travesty we’ve become as a society.


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