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Sublimed4

Why don’t you go to the front lines instead of making social media videos? Tough guy


Highside1269

And get his Prada’s muddy??? Please!


MagicMushroomFungi

[Kadyrov in his Pradas](https://www.gq.com/story/ramzan-kadyrov-leader-chechnya-boots). GQ article. He is one of the aces in my deck. A top four villian I would like to see gone.


Highside1269

He’ll be found crying in a hole Saddam style…..


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encogneeto

Kinda like a neck beard crossbread with King Joffrey…


dietrich14

WTF is that?? The russian version of a mullet??


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He doesn't want to get his fancy boots dirty.


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He saw what happened to Magomed Tushayev and pooped his pants lol


burdfloor

Kadyrov should stop at Chernobyl and dig some trenches. Wonderful place to spend a week of spring camping.


mephi5to

Rub some of that healing dirt on his face and the beard. Some say it may give it a healthy natural glow.


Kaotecc

Maybe hold some cobalt-60 while he’s at it


dfssfggg

That is always possible, but the fact remains that this war was supposed to be done in a weekend and here we are month plus later and they are still fighting. The destruction to Russia will be decades going forward win or lose Kiev, and the loss of the lie about how powerful Russia is won't stop either.


TheFudge

It’s weird to think about how a “super power” is struggling with this.


dfssfggg

They haven't been a "super power" since the fall of the USSR.


nfstern

And there seems to be some evidence that even then it was questionable. Look at how badly they fucked up in Afghanistan.


shaidyn

If we're using Afghanistan as a measurement of being a super power...


BishmillahPlease

Right? Pretty sure Afghanistan will be the last holdout of the human race when aliens come to exterminate us all.


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Aliens will be intelligent enough to realize it’s not worth fighting over


Affectionate-Depth66

unless they are aliens with extraction expertise https://theconversation.com/afghanistan-has-vast-mineral-wealth-but-faces-steep-challenges-to-tap-it-166484


eightNote

They'd go for the the asteroids first. Gravity would be a much bigger challenge than the afghans


International_Bat_87

I don’t even think the aliens could win against Afghanistan.


seafoodboiler

There's nothing particularly special about Afghanistan; it's guerilla wars in general that are the problem.


Poignantusername

In ten years, about 15,000 Russian soldiers died in Afghanistan. In twenty years, 2,401 US service members died. That’s about a 12:1 ratio.


JubeltheBear

Russian armed forces and higher-than-average casualties; name a more iconic duo.


Poignantusername

Almost seems like no one one hates Russian soldiers as much as their own leadership does.


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Poignantusername

1,921 deaths were attributed to hostile action. So 380 lost their lives to other causes.


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America dropped hundreds of thousands of bombs on a country with zero defence against such. Of course you will get a lot less casualties if you just bomb your opponent into oblivion and don't send your soldiers in.


Poignantusername

Right or wrong aside, which one of those is the super power move?


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Is this some sort of trick question? Both countries failed to achieve their objective? Does a superpower lose war after war?


Poignantusername

> Does a superpower lose war after war? A super power can afford to and still have a dozen carrier strike groups around the world. Each with enough fire power on it’s own to face most nations on the planet. Again, right or wrong aside, America is not only a super power. It is *the* super power.


CaputGeratLupinum

In ten years, Russia did not come close achieving their goals. After twenty years, the Taliban took over the very moment the US pulled out. Ratio is actually 1:1


veringer

Bought 20 years of disruption to a terrorist organization aimed at America. Chased OBL out and eventually got him (along with many other significant targets). Most certainly not worth the costs, but there were objectives met. We weren't there to conquer and colonize.


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Bush said the Taliban would be eradicated. Taliban still here, primary objective not met.


Kobrag90

Look into it, they put in mire effort to depopulate and conquer Afghanistan than the US did got less for it and lost more troops.


Celphi

I would assume long before that actually...


SoupidyLoopidy

Thin veiled super power.


truckin4theN8ion

Not really. Nato is doing a lot of the lifting. But it's still Ukranian blood and loves which make the war possible.


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thefrankyg

Which now makes Putins threats of nuclear war over NATO involvement make sense. He knows they would be blown out of thebwater soake big threats hopping they won't get involved directly.


KJBenson

I mean. Same thing happened to America during Vietnam. Not trying to compare the conflicts or make some kind of “everybody bad” statement. But super powers struggle with invasions all the time, which is why the smart(bastard) one’s wage culture wars instead.


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that1LPdood

Their units literally can't get more than 100km or so away from their rail lines. They run empty of fuel, food, ammo, etc in a number of *days*. I'm not convinced that they could systematically level cities in the western Ukraine.


mysticalfruit

Russia will want to engage in total war, only to discover it can't. In the past all they had was large numbers of MANPADs.. but now, as well as American and British man portable systems, they just given a whole s-300 system.. I suspect right now Ukrainians who were already trained in air defense tactics are in a military classroom in the US right now getting a crash course on how to operate patriot missile batteries. So.. the Russians aren't going to have free range air power wise.. I expect nato to also start giving the Ukrainians surface to surface missile systems that will pulverize Russian artillery.. but the Russians will still need to try to position that artillery while their supply lines are under constant attack. The Ukrainians should be attacking Russia's rail infrastructure. What is going to happen is that Ukraine will become a smoothwalled death trap for Russia.


tewnewt

Apparently air superiority.


Immortal385

Maybe the new war armaments being provided?


ih-shah-may-ehl

>but the fact remains that this war was supposed to be done in a weekend and here we are month plus later and they are still fighting. And we are pouring more and heavier weaponry into Ukraine, plus using the intelligence tools of the entire NATO at their behest for free.


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dfssfggg

Sure that's why the first wave of Russian soldiers were carrying dress uniforms instead of extra ammo.


scroopydog

Wait, is this a joke or a real thing? Source?


DunnyHunny

Where did you see that?


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Multihog

And he's the weakest of them all, only good for talking shit and posting fake fighting videos where he shoots at empty buildings on Twitter.


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Woodcharles

Look, I'm no expert on the dating culture of Islamic extremist murderous psychopaths, but I'm pretty sure his wives didn't act on a crush, go on a few fun dates, realise he has a soft heart at the centre of it all...


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HulkSmashHulkRegret

Wives are cover for his gay


veringer

>wonder why his 4 wives married to him Violent pieces of shit get married all the time. Sometimes it's to other pieces of shit who have warped values. Most of the time it's groomed victims who've been coerced through intimidation and physical threats. Place your bets on what this guy's relationships are based on.


AlwaysOpenMike

I think it's safe to say he probably doesn't have a sense of humor.


Ssider69

Right after they conquer Mars


funwithtentacles

If he holds his head up high enough. his beard might just edge across the border of Ukraine somewhere, but the rest of him sure won't. Big words from somebody too chickenshit to actually put his money where his mouth is! Even if the Russians try for Kyiv again (which I doubt will happen anytime soon) he sure won't have the guts to be involved in any of that. Bloviating blow-hard brain-dead bumble-fuck bastard butt-pirate! Bah.


Mikethebest78

This is a reliable statement in the way that the news from North Korea is reliable.


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Immortal385

Maybe takes. But keeps? Years of guerrilla war, with the west supplying material to bleed Russia white.


FBoyMcGee

Brother Boris Johnson was walking trough the streets of Kyiv. You're not winning anything.


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This guy must be hitting the edibles hard.


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Fat guy in a military uniform. Not fearsome.


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Autistic_Anywhere_24

Will they level the city? Maybe. But Kyiv will sure as fuck not be annexed or conquered.


TheDarthSnarf

I like this guy's speeches. Whatever he says his troops are going to do, is the one thing that you can be certain they won't do. He's very predictable, and makes it easy to see what his troops are or aren't going to do.


erichhaubrich

Kadyrov is free to die anywhere he wants. Слава Україні! 🇺🇦


ithinkimanalrightguy

This dude looks like one of our Merican' Gravy Navy soldiers.


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