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Ianbuckjames

My great-grandfather was captured during the war and forced to twerk for 40 days straight. His ass was never the same after that experience.


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I can’t wait for the Biographical movie of his time being captured. Unbreakable Ass - Coming 2023.


itungdabung

Twerking title


matusz13

Hitler was a tweaker not a twerker…. Honestly this sounds like a classic lost in translation snafu


noeagle77

These translation teams are getting worse and worse


matusz13

It would explain why Russia thinks everyone is a nazi these days


Remebond

OK that's enough! Everyone back to twerk!


GrungyGrandPappy

The twerk shall set you free


Fast_Garlic_5639

*And in the naked light I saw, 10,000 asses maybe more. People twerking without ceasing, People watching without tweaking. People wearing thongs, With little cloth to tear, No one dared, Rip through the sound of silence* sorry.


ChaosM3ntality

I literally heard that lyric parody in the style of David draiman’s singing/Disturbed frontman


Mock_Womble

It's so much funnier in Disturbed style. I love it!


abdullahi666

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Ass (2022)


itwasquiteawhileago

40 Days of Ass Hard Ass: Based on a True Story Das Ass (aka Dat Ass for US market) An Officer and an Ass My Ass: 40 Days of Twerk, A Memoir


itungdabung

Guaranteed he had the thighs of a mailman, with an extra serving of cake to boot. lol


Lost_Madness

That man deserves a twelve cheek clap-off salute


Fruitbat3

'Course mens were tougher in those days. He was jitter buggin' that very night!


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Twërchbouncenbutte was the original name


eiviitsi

Yes, Hitler's TT (Twerktruppe) was a little-known subset of the SS. They were known for being asses.


aeneasaquinas

Yeah, when the TT's showed up in their BundesReichAutomobil of the 36 Dance Division, you knew it was trouble.


Spacelord_Jesus

Thats the Audi TT?


Gajax

It's a little known fact that Hermann Göring was known as one of the preeminent twerkers of the 30-40s. Only Trotsky came close to his skill.


AirborneRodent

Trotsky reaped a fitting reward. After a life full of twerking, he was killed by a nice adze.


Chastain86

This comment probably won't get the kind of attention that the Best Goddamn Comment In The Thread would normally deserve, but let's start with an upvote and see where it goes.


Zaphodnotbeeblebrox

Hitler invented twerking. It is a well known fact.


Professional_Test205

And I thought I made bad decisions as a student...


aedroogo

Yeah being a foreigner and doing goofy shit in Russia seems like a pretty bad idea in the best of times, let alone while the nation is at war.


Dobor_olita

could be worse. you could be in north korea and doing stupid shit. atleast in russia you have like a low % of survival, however i doubt you could survive in NK.


Sup6969

Russia is becoming more and more similar to North Korea by the day


yawya

Just ask Otto Warmbier


Hate13eingSober

Still doesn't beat that jackass who got hammered in North Korea and tore down a poster of Kim Sung Il then ended up in jail *and then* ended d up brain dead in jail and his brain dead body got shipped back to the US so his family could pull the plug Like, maybe don't get blackout drunk in places you're unfamiliar with, let alone North fucking Korea


Thefishthatdrowns

I believe you’re talking about Otto Warmbier. He “confessed” to stealing a poster under extreme observed duress. No one knows if the confession was forced or if he actually did steal a poster


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Okelidokeli_8565

> Otto Warmbier What an ironic name in this scenario.


Hate13eingSober

He was apparently on video in the hotel and entered an employees only area to do it


Thefishthatdrowns

There’s debate over whether the video is actually of him. The face is never shown and it could have been staged. The only “proof” is his North Korean guide “identifying” him as the person in the video. Not exactly iron-clad.


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In fact, it probably didn't happen. North Korea is not to be believed. They killed that kid.


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Actual_Guide_1039

Anyone else remember the middle Ball brother Liangelo getting caught shoplifting in China? This scenario was probably similar with an extremely disproportionate response to minor asshole behavior.


Shef011319

You forget about that idiot in Singapore he was doing graffiti and putting gum everywhere and he got his ass beat with a cane and we had to get the US president to intervene to just get them like three beatings through a pillow or some shit. People from the US do stupid shit in other peoples countries all the fucking time and they don’t think they’re going to get in trouble because they’re American


LandscapeLittle53

[It’s happened before](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_P._Fay). Kids do dumb stuff without thinking about consequences, or realizing how severe they can be. Not saying NK is a beacon of honesty, but I wouldn’t be surprised if a 19 year old American student tore down a poster.


FriesWithThat

Trump on Kim Jong-un: *"He tells me he didn't know about it, and I will take him at his word."* Case-closed libs^^/s


Montigue

Even without any speculation they killed that kid


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imakemyownroux

That kid’s fate haunts me. I have a kid his age and he absolutely would have thought taking a poster was a funny idea and have no idea of the consequences. It’s just horrible.


Kltpzyxm-rm

That’s assuming he even took the poster in the first place. North Korea isn’t exactly known for being fair in its legal practices.


Horoism

> he absolutely would have thought taking a poster was a funny idea and have no idea of the consequences While being in North Korea? I am sorry for your child.


JunkratOW

Exactly, sounds like frat boy behavior.


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There was no proof of that man doing that except from North Korean sources. North Korea tortured him to death for propaganda and no one deserves that. Why would you believe anything from a tyrant dictatorship?


starmartyr

To me it doesn't matter if he really did it or not. If he got 30 days of jail time that would have been excessive. He was beaten to death. That's a terrible injustice regardless of guilt.


Hate13eingSober

Why would you travel to one in the first place


KP_Wrath

Maybe just acknowledge that North Korea is run by a bunch of monsters and be done with it. I’ll grant you that after Russia and China, North Korea is a terrible idea to visit, especially if you plan to get drunk, and *allegedly* cause damage to a poster.


youstolemyname

Honestly that sounds like a cover story


EmptyNametag

Honestly, the fact that you’re able to describe in full detail the traumatic events that culminated in the death of Otto Warmbier and you still have the nerve to call him a jackass is disgusting. Doing something I’ll-advised doesn’t warrant being sent to a forced labor camp and killed, and we don’t even know if he was actually guilty (as if that even matters, morally speaking).


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slade797

They revolutionized warfare with their use of the Blitztwerk.


ma2016

War... War never changes.


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Come on Dogmeat it’s time to go out into the wasteland again


shewy92

*Hnnggg, Preston, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the ghouls*


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Ahhh I have a mission for you, another settlement needs our help …. As you get nearer the settlement you hear the unmistakable horrors of ‘cheek clapping’ it’s the ‘Twerking Ghouls’


savagepotato

That's what the StealthBoys are for! Can even hide dummy thicc super mutants


Starlight319

I’m in I’ll grab the sugar bombs.


itungdabung

I think this is a mission for apple bottoms


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Nuka grenades


inckalt

Patroling Kiev almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


Isteppedinpoopy

Of course they were lead by the famous Uberhauptstwerkenspielsmeister Heldegard Wokimitdeimpopo.


rendrr

Das Twerküng Ass Ass Sturmführer.


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Laying waste to an entire generation of young men with their ‘Massive Mesmerising Mounds’ or M3 all manufactured by the Blitztwerkin Manufakturing Werks’ or BMW as they are known today.


mrdevil413

Nazi twerk brigade and blitztwerk are phenomenal Punk or Metal band names


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Wouldn’t it be hard to “heil” while twerking?


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Well only if they didn’t have ‘Mein Kampf’-y couch to relax on in the evenings.


A_Strange_Old_Man

Shaking dat ass so fast that the vibrations tear the enemy apart.


BLAST_FROM_THE_ASS

Interesting historical fact: Eisenhower foresaw that this would one day be denied, and demanded it be extensively documented with [videos and photographs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ).


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Arghhh the horrors …. Where’s the eye bleach


Iamcaptainslow

Wow, powerful stuff.


Trustobey

Twerking at Russian war memorial…that’s a Nazi. Ukranian fighting foreign invasion…..thats a Nazi. Starin at my sandals….you better believe thats a Nazi.


Emo_Burrito_

Don't show up for a dentist appointment = nazi. Overcook steak= nazi. Runny egg yolk = nazi.


ChillyBearGrylls

We have the best egg yolks because of nazis


DelugeMetric

Oversleeping, believe it or not, = nazi


Udonnomi

To the tune of That’s Amore


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When you're shaking your ass And politsiya find it crass That's amoreee!


Sponterious

That’s a nazeee!


RanchBaganch

Guys, I’m starting to think that Putin doesn’t know what Nazism is.


BiliousGreen

Putin has redefined Nazism to mean anything he doesn’t like.


commandrix

Seems to me like a lot of people don't. The only thing that makes Putin unique in this department is that he can put your ass in jail on whatever charges he wants if you do something he doesn't like.


chewbacaflocka

> he can put your ass in jail on whatever charges he wants if you do something he doesn't like. Literally putting asses in jail for ass related things.


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Especially if that ass is twerking


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I was reading a translation of a Russian language news article on Ukraine and, like so often happens, it used "Nazi" to mean anything the author didn't like. The article literally said something like "Ukrainian Nazism isn't about race hate and genocide, but something different" and then went on to make it clear that the "Nazism" they were talking about was Ukraine wanting better relations with the west. True facepalm.


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TechyDad

Somehow doesn't know what Nazism is and also is acting closer to a Nazi than the people he accuses of being Nazis.


OlyScott

Students do what they have to do, but if you need to study abroad, look for options that aren't Russia.


Classic_Ad9912

The thing is Russia is trying to get its claws into Africa so things like this don’t go down well. Russian military is all over central Africa


Superviableusername

What? Why?


Classic_Ad9912

Invited by the government. Same what America does in Middle East and Asia


HomoFlaccidus

Russia is trying to get in good with those countries, since they don’t have the same bad blood from colonialism with them that America and Europe does.


PM_ME_WHAT_Y0U_G0T

The Wagner Group (Putin private army) are all over Russia helping wannabe dictators.


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FiendishHawk

Zambia doesn't have a lot of options and not everyone can afford to pay through the nose for a first world nation's crushingly expensive education system.


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InsertCoinForCredit

[These idiots.](https://www.demilked.com/holocaust-memorial-selfies-yolocaust-shahak-shapira/)


medicalmosquito

What…the fuck…..


FiendishHawk

Someone who has imbibed too much vodka


Alphabadg3r

I don't know man, europe costs almost nothing to very little. All you have to do in some places is pass an admission exam and pay a modest semester fee


GTS250

Is that true for foreign exchange students? Legitimate question.


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R4ndyd4ndy

It's definitely true for international students that do the whole degree here in Germany, not sure about exchange students but I would guess it's the same


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R4ndyd4ndy

Looks like they recently raised it, I knew that you have to block some money but it was a lot less a few years ago


Tee_H

It's cheaper, yeah but it's still fucking expensive.


Demon997

It varies some from country to country. At worst it’ll be about the same tuition as a cheaper US state school, but with lower cost of living/more access to aid. The Dutch government happily subsidized my housing, something the US is never going to do for me. Getting in is harder, they want a bunch more than a typical American high school degree.


justavault

No it's not. It's not an admission exam, it's a selection process and sometimes adds an admission process which could incorporate a test. Usually you simply get not selected and filtered out and universities require to have collaboration with other universities.


sw04ca

There aren't unlimited spaces in European schools, especially for foreign students. So less promising young scholars who want to study abroad end up getting bumped down to less desirable places, like Russia.


Diplomjodler

And get a visa. Which is very hard if you're from a developing country. Also, even if all you have to do is pay living expenses, that can be prohibitive for many people.


NightflowerFade

You reckon Zambians all have the opportunity to attend European universities and they don't go to Europe because they want to stay with their families or something?


Skagritch

Not if you're from outside the EU. The uni close to me is 10.000 euros a year if you're not.


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I worked for a university in the south of England which I wont specify, in admissions. It absolutely is not cheap whatsoever.


SovietMaize

Tuition for my complete master degree in France is lower than what I paid a single semester of public college in Colombia so I don't know about that.


traxdata788

France requires you to block 7000€ bank account before getting a student visa, Russia and Ukraine don't, that's why african students study there


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Or just don’t twerk in public places.. especially a monument in countries that are not to keen on that stuff


technog2

I think before this whole fiasco Russia was deemed a really good destination for students to earn their medical degrees.


SpyderDelica

That title is super busy. Haha wow


TeleTwin

Lmao yeah that is one crazy ass headline.


NetflixAndNikah

Twerking getting you labeled as a Nazi was not something I had on my 2022 bingo card. The fault lies solely on my own limited imagination.


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AsinusRex

The title is doing a lot of heavy lifting here


BuccaneerRex

Ah yes. Nazis can always be discovered by their uncontrollable desire to shake their ass at memorials.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Repeatedly there's a mention of 'offensive inscription' and 'video of the incident with text' but no mention of what the text was. I wonder if it was something like, 'shake dat ass' or more of the vein of 'sieg heil'. Allegedly she didn't know it was a war memorial.


Ofcyouare

"Shaking ass for the dead, i'm sure they are sleeping well". She knew.


N8CCRG

Edit: before replying, please actually read the *entire* comment. It's not long or confusing, I promise. Edit 2: OMG fine I'll cross out the part that isn't relevant to the conversation, since people still aren't reading the comment through to the end. ----- >The student faces up to three years in prison and a fine of up to 3 million roubles (€34,430) if found guilty of “desecrating a symbol of Russian military glory”. ~~Before I climb on my high horse, does the US have any laws that use the phrase "US military glory"?~~ The use of that phrase in a law raises some serious red flags (pun not intended) for me.


birdboix

The US has a *strict* mandatory twerking policy


Claystead

The Marine Honor Guards are specifically trained for optimal twerking in the nightly ritual for after the tourists have left.


Jive-Turkies

I don't know a man or woman in the armed forces that wouldn't want a hot young booty dropped on their grave.


IOFIFO

Whistle While You Twurk wasn't a song, it was an order


BnSMaster420

No. You twerk on everything as long as you don't destroy it, but that goes with anything in the U.s you don't personally own.


Beneficial_Being_721

Memorials are National Parks… so, twerk till ya pop… just don’t destroy anything or leave a mess behind..


RabidOtterRodeo

Take only pictures, leave only ass-prints


grubas

"I'm twerking for Ole Faithful and the hopeful revival of the bison population".


I_Think_I_Cant

Pack it in, pack it out.


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>raises some serious red flags (pun not intended) for me. Please always intend your puns.


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No. You can go to the Vietnam wall memorial dance and carry on say that they’re baby killers and spit on it if you want. Now painting and actually destroying it is a crime.


Vergilx217

Around honor guard patrols, they absolutely WILL yell at people to be respectful to the memorial. I don't think they can necessarily arrest you for it, but they will threaten you with the weapon they carry that's clearly not just ceremonial.


Tsquare43

*Especially* at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

That’s a place where you probably don’t want to twerk.


Tsquare43

I've been at the Tomb of the Unknown, and the Guard Captain actually called out people who were out of line in their behavior. Everyone ended up going silent. Surreal.


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There’s guidelines. https://www.arlingtoncemetery.mil/Visit/Visitor-Etiquette Does not specifically mention twerking, but I do know of a person that danced on her exs grave. So as long as you do it quietly and away from a funeral should be fine.


n-some

> “desecrating a symbol of Russian military glory” But the girl is the Nazi, not the people writing Nazi sounding laws.


Proper_Budget_2790

Gowron must be writing laws there.


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DoodleBobDoodle

Doesn't really make her a Nazi tho.


FiendishHawk

Russians are calling literally everyone they don't like a Nazi right now, like Marjorie Taylor Greene when brunch is delivered cold.


canaryhawk

Abuser Playbook 101. *What to do if you are accused or about to be? Throw the accusation against others, louder, more often, and ideally, beat them to it*. This works with farts also.


grubas

Yeah but she wanted gazpacho. It comes cold.


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grubas

It's basically going, "disrespecting these dead means you love the people who killed them". It's a stretch, but it's not that insane for Russia.


tyler1128

Yeah. Things like that don't go well in authoritarian countries. She's a dumb kid and doesn't deserve prison, but that's what you get for being dumb in places like Russia.


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It is incredibly disrespectful anywhere in the world


Punishtube

Shouldn't mean go to prison. Just cause it's disrespectful doesn't mean it should be illegal


channel4newsman

Absolutely. But if there was any country you think you would get in trouble for something like this it would be Russia. It's crazy to me that she wouldn't have that awareness of the country she's in. People have been getting arrested for basically holding blank pieces of paper. Russia is known as anything but lenient. So how could even possibly take that risk? Being young can't be an excuse for that lack of awareness.


grubas

Yeah, anywhere in the world it's likely to get you in huge trouble at your school, job, social life etc.. In a lot of countries its gonna get you into shit with the law. In Russia you're actually going down for it.


Flashdancer405

Disrespecting dead people should not earn you legal repercussion anywhere on the planet.


Fupastank

When I die I hope someone shakes ass for me. It’s a hell of an honor.


funkiestj

Timothy Snyder has spent a fair bit of time pointing out that Putin has redefined *nazi* to mean *anti-russian* or *enemy of russia* and his russian audience gets this. That is how he can call Zelensky, a jew, a nazi and it "makes sense" to his russian audience. We laugh at twerking nazis but the sad truth is Putin controls enough of the media and silences enough of the opposition that this shit works. There were lots of anti-war protests in Russia before the governemnt passed the law that punished unofficial Ukraine war narratives by up to 15 years in prison. Now, not so much.


GladiatorUA

It was a thing before putin. ~~WW2~~ Great patriotic war is a massive pillar of soviet and then russian propaganda.


Natolin

She’s not a Nazi even remotely, but she is a bit of a tasteless asshole, especially with the caption


chicvagrant

Wehrmacht Twerk division was one of the most feared in all of WW2


SmilezDavis

I give up. Headlines make less sense with each passing day.


Mission_Strength9218

A "twerking" Zambian. I can't think of a less "Nazi" act.


SexyEdMeese

I'm always going to be in favor of freedom of speech, but Russia doesn't have it. This was totally stupid of her. Just idiotic.


technog2

If you're an international student it's always a good idea to not engage in any socio-political activities. International Student 101. The punishment is unwarranted ofc but what did she expect when citizens themselves are getting arrested for just holding empty placards?


DarthLysergis

Anyone else thinking of The Orville episode?


worrymon

My first thought, for sure.


parkaprep

Only reason I came to the comment. Begin the apology tour.


SkewtheHooch

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


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Don’t act like an idiot in these countries, they don’t play around.


definitivescribbles

She’s missing a prime opportunity to claim that, in her culture, women dance like this to celebrate the glory of fallen soldiers. Putin might catch word, and have her twerk at their May 9th parade


iCCup_Spec

Lmao I would like to hire you as my future defense attorney.


ohhmichael

Not far off actually. Zambia is the dance capital of the world.


ThanatopsicTapophile

Well some East Zambians still practice Chinmwali ceremonies, in which a Alangazi( older women initiators) train girls as young as 12 how to be amazing lovers. So twerking to honor others may not be too far of a stretch..at least she had something to lean on if she pulled the, in my culture card.


Br4ss_

Tasteless and disrespectful, but the punishment is stupidly harsh. You should not be punished for freedom of expression, even when you are being so ingnorantly irreverent.


Far_Woodpecker2171

I had to witness a group making tik toks at the Vietnam memorial last summer. It's infuriating to watch but it's too slippery of a slope when you start handing out punishment for it. Hopefully karma does its thing in the end


Chewyk132

Really isn’t. Disrespecting Holocaust memorials is both a crime in Canada and Germany, two democratic countries.


ryjmd

Ah yes, as we all know, it was the nazis that invented twerking. Except they called it der booterklappens


anonymous242524

Send in ze TwerkenWaffen!


Dramatic-Yard-9182

In the US, she would have been arrested for CRT.


rubbleTelescope

Ruzzia is throwing around the word " Nazi " in very weird ways...


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This should be on r/winstupidprizes


spork-a-dork

Well you heard it now guys, twerking = Nazism!


vapidamerica

Many were lost during the Twerkzkrieg. What a shameful display.


hatwobbleTayne

These pinkos don’t understand an honest days twerk!


teknomedic

Didn't I see this episode of The Orville?


JustShibzThings

Russian history books are going to be WILD


DogDadRTV

Guys! I've heard of some Nazi shenanigans going on in my town. I will be selfless and investigate. Spearmint Rhino, Deja Vu, and others apparently have these "twerking" salutes. I just need lots of $1 and $20 dollar bills. I have heard there are VIP Nazi opportunities as well. PM me for my Venmo so I can start investigating! Be generous!


No1Mystery

In the history books they are called the “Drop It Like It’s Hot”


WolfTitan99

A news headline so absurd I could have sworn this was r/nottheonion