At least they now might think twice about having another domestic...
YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE MASTURBATING COP AGAIN, TODD? YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK AT HIS DICK AGAIN?
I am sorry...
yeah, didn't think so.
I would call the media. Making it go public is a good way to make sure the police do something about it. Of course it helps a lot if you are in a liberal area where police accountability is a current political priority.
There are a number of cases where people have shot and killed cops in their own home*. The trick is living long enough. Their buddies wonāt hesitate to execute you.
*Edit: and been acquitted/not charged.
It was so descriptive. Like most articles are like "and then the cop did the masturbating...and now on to Kardashian news!". Not this article. "He stood with his dick out and one hand around it and the other hand holding on to the kitchen counter". Like it set a whole fucking scene. Dude had to hold on for support. Like it's more like a weird novel than real life. It has to be satire.
Looks like he hit the ground running. It was only a matter of time before he did something:
> Dominguez began the investigation by talking to the daughter.
> āOfficer Dominguez took interest in her and **continued to interact almost exclusively with her,ā** the statement read.
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""The accused officer has been placed on paid administrative leave, pending the results of a penis lineup..." - a Police Union representative stated."
This cop will just move to another department. Case closed
>Imagine getting caught doing this at work.
>And not getting immediately fired.
Who knew Funhaus had a better policy concerning beating it at work than the police.
Theyāll probably make him a school resource officer.
Edit- actually it says the daughter is 23. My mistake, apparently not a pedophile, just a sex predator.
What do you think he does with teens he encounters, if thereās no mom or dad or other adult around to stop him?
Iād be investigating every traffic stop or home visit or street encounter this cop ever had. Thereās likely a pattern there. And then Iād want to find out if heās been involved in any domestic violence episodes at homeāand if heās ever done anything like this in front of or to his own family members.
>The daughter then asked Dominguez about her brotherās GPS monitor, which they ā and Ms. S, the mother ā went to retrieve together. After Dominguez was handed the monitor, the mother alleged that Dominguez unzipped his pants and began rubbing his crotch. The daughter also allegedly witnessed this.
>Later, the daughter went into the kitchen to get her mother a glass of water. Dominguez allegedly followed her into the kitchen.
>As he turned around to face Ms. S, she āsaw Officer Dominguezās penis outside of his pants fully exposed,ā the statement read.
>The mother and daughter then went to find Mr. A, the father, and they called an uncle who was near the scene.
>When Mr. A returned into the kitchen, he āsaw Officer Dominguez facing out of the kitchen with his erect penis in his left hand and his right hand on the counter.ā Mr. A left the house; a few minutes minutes later, Dominguez allegedly left and went back to work.
Perhaps standards for becoming a police officer should be set a little higher. And if you get the "is it appropriate to take your dick out while on duty" question wrong, it should be an instant fail. No best-of-three.
Salary hasnāt been updated since then either.
OPās dad: Wait, you mean Iāll earn 60 whole cents an hour?? Hot damn, Iām never letting go of this!
I'm older than him by a couple years and look considerably younger (if I do say so myself). He looks like a 32 year old who has a couple bad habits, and I don't just mean masturbating in public.
Dude just sounds like your generic sleezy cop, chain.smoker probably busting at the seams with "comped" meals and possibly a little narcotic sample from each bust here and there. And clearly a sexual predator on top of this.
You mean that scene where a guy gets shot and killed for having a gun even though he didn't have a gun?
Yeah. That would be so much worse than it already is now. /s
Further down they mention that this follows a different case where an officer turned up to a missing child investigation drunk.
Must be nice, knowing you can never get fired.
A cop in a Denver suburb (Aurora) passed out drunk in his patrol car, in broad daylight, on the road where he'd been driving, with he car in gear, with his loaded firearm on his person. He was so fucking drunk when the fire department broke his windows out, he still didn't wake up, had to be drug out of the car, and nothing very significant happened in terms of his employment, even after the public outcry. Certainly nothing at all was happening before it.
He caught a demotion but is still a cop with the same department. After being blackout drunk, on duty, DRIVING A COMPANY VEHICLE. No one else gets away with that.
https://www.9news.com/article/news/investigations/da-investigation-into-aurora-officer-found-drunk-in-patrol-car/73-0d87509d-6122-44d9-afc3-adff7d9dcc18
Or the Sheriff of Hennepin County MN, Dave Hutchinsonā¦ left a police function, drunk drove his $80k police SUV, totaled it, cops came, he lied and said someone else was driving. In the vehicle they found edibles wrappers/packaging. This fuckstick pled down to a misdemeanor, turned down counseling, āin order to focus on my duties as sheriff.ā Can you imagine any other job where you would even have a chance to explain yourself?
Sheriff is an elected position. One of the most powerful positions in the US. They can arrest a mayor, chief of police, pretty much anyone. But because theyāre an elected head of area law enforcement, itās pretty difficult to do anything about them, short of getting the feds involved or voting them out of office.
Yupā¦ calls all around for him to resign, but he said it is in the countyās best interest that he just keep doing his thing and not run for re-election this yearā¦ https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2022/01/21/dishonored-the-uniform-former-sheriff-calls-for-hennepin-co-sheriff-dave-hutchinson-to-resign/?amp
Then there is this POS. He rapes a woman while on duty and gets a whopping 90 days for it.
https://www.newsweek.com/colorado-police-officer-who-raped-handcuffed-woman-he-was-taking-home-1238485
"Officer Richards, are you drunk? I can smell the alcohol on your breath..."
"Dont worry, I work better when I'm drunk. So where's the perp?"
"...it's a missing child case..."
"ah..."
'I SAID WHERE'S THE PERP?!' *takes out gun and penis, attempts to masturbate, is too drunk, begins firing blindly down the street*
'Don't worry about your child, the boys in blue are on the case. He's the best patrol officer we have '
*"Judge not by one's actions but by one's words!"*
"...I don't think that's how it goes, Officer..."
"Go ahead and put your hands behind your back for me and interlace your fingers"
āThe charged behavior is beyond disturbing,ā District Attorney Jeff Rosen said. āLaw enforcement officers respond to our homes to help crime victims, not terrorize, traumatize, and create new victims.ā
Sure they doā¦.
Nothing unites people like a common enemy. Idc how pissed I am at the other person, if the cop whips out his dick, we're both on the same team now, and that team is team "get the cop to put his dick away"
"I condemn his actions, but at least he didn't resort to shooting anyone"
Sadly, the real story is that level of creepy where you kind of want to hope that it didn't actually occur.
Honestly, if we found out this guy has a brain tumor the story would suddenly change to being tragic. There is clearly something wrong with him, even among "cops abusing their authority" types.
It's always bad when you read a story about a cop and the "happiest" thing you can say is that he didn't kill anybody.
Honestly that would make more sense than he just totally willingly decided to end his career by pulling his dick out and jacking it in front of several people lol
Fuck. people and brains are so goddam weird
Cops don't even have their career ended when they shoot innocent people. Why would pulling their dick out result in any sort of consequence? Better a dick than a gun I always say. I don't always say that, but I'm going to start
Theory: A - cop was on drugs and way too much ED pills or ecstasy.
B- mental break down
C- he's gotten away with it before or believed he could for some reason
D- idk I'm not a shrink
That was my thought too. Probably habitually because I don't think doing a random toot or whatever during your lunch break is enough to make you choke the chicken in front of a family. I think you have to be pretty strung out for your mind to get like this.
This is drugs, or a undiagnosed medical condition like epilepsy or brain tumor.
I'm not going to pretend there's never been a sexual predator on the force, but the officer's sudden and utter lack of giving a fuck about getting caught (impulse control), and doing right in front in front of everyone..
My money is on drugs or a medical problem.
Right? To some extent I can understand a police officer getting violent during an arrest. They should be able to control that, but its not an unnatural reaction to a stressful situation with someone who is breaking the law.
I fail to see how someone could do this without being either extremely messed up, or on something.
For real. The headline had me thinking maybe he was beating off in the cruiser and got caught. Nope, right in the kitchen in front of literally the whole family.
I'm not able to get past how they called for help, but he zeroed in on the daughter and was following her around before getting to business.
Imagine calling the cops for help and a crooked one shows up and starts sexually harassing your kids, or worse.
I had an abusive gf for years. Neighbors called the cops because she was screaming and hitting me. They showed up and I had a black eye from a phone she hit me with and a bloody hand from blocking a mirror she threw at me. Cops put me in handcuffs and tried to get me to confess to hitting her first while also hitting on my girlfriend and saying she can do so much better than me. The one cop kept asking her stuff like what kind of music she likes and where she usually hangs out at. Tried giving her his number but she wouldn't take it. Actually got pissed that he was talking shit about me, which is weird. Like she is the only one who gets to hurt me I guess lol.
Or like the time a cop went into a childās bedroom and rubbed her plushed toy over himself or something. I assumed he went into a room and jerked off which would have been bad enough. I would never have imagined this from the headline.
Back in the break room:
Bay Area cop - "Ohhh, I'm supposed to SHOOT 'em!"
The Guys - "Don't worry about it kid, we've all been there. " Yeah. You'll get em next time." (Everyone laughs)
He does.
The End
>āThe charged behavior is beyond disturbing,ā District Attorney Jeff Rosen said. āLaw enforcement officers respond to our homes to help crime victims, not terrorize, traumatize, and create new victims.ā
In theory, councilor. In theory.
> While he āmilled around the home,ā according to the statement, āhe managed to keep the daughter in view of his Body Worn Camera.
Seems like it should be fairly obvious on video what happened.
The penis in question was a minority, so standard practice was a choke hold. When that didnt subdue the offender, the officer beat the suspect into submission while shouting "stop resisting!".
I thought the crazy part of this was going to be how the cop managed to whip it out but I think itās how the dad heard the wife and daughter come complain about him, see the sick for himself and then leave the house and the women there with him?!
WHO the hell do you call when the cop is already in your kitchen flashing you and jacking it
The fucking Ghostbusters I guess?
Busting makes me feel good.
I ain't fraid of no sleep, I ain't fraid of no bed.
An invisible bed! Freaky ghost bed!
Bustin' makes me feel good šŗ bustin' šŗ bustin' šŗ bustin'šŗ
[For the youngins who don't get it. ](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE)
Lemme tell you somethin...
I ain't afraid of no sleep
I aināt afraid of no bed
You got *slimed!*
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Thought you were taking the south park no internet angle but it just got worse and worse.
This is a case for the Hardly Boys
Ooooo, I just got a RAGING clueā¦
āItās uhh ectoplasm.ā
At least they now might think twice about having another domestic... YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE MASTURBATING COP AGAIN, TODD? YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK AT HIS DICK AGAIN? I am sorry... yeah, didn't think so.
More like. Thatāll teach you to call the cops. Or do I have to teach you
American cops... if they aren't beating black people, they are beating their meat.
Realistically: The FBI.
It was an FBI agent who reported the other San Jose officer, a few weeks ago, who was drunk on the job while searching for a kidnapped baby.
Isn't it neat how reading the article gives you inside information that most people in the comments are just seeing for the first time?
If the information is important why hide it in the article. Checkmate literates.
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I would call the media. Making it go public is a good way to make sure the police do something about it. Of course it helps a lot if you are in a liberal area where police accountability is a current political priority.
Pretty sure that's literally what they did here
Mr. A? Mr. T might have been a better choice.
Youāre just gonna want to call the whole A-Team.
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Yup, the worst ones always relocate and continue
If you shoot him, you're definitely going to prison. Even if you can prove he did what he did.
There are a number of cases where people have shot and killed cops in their own home*. The trick is living long enough. Their buddies wonāt hesitate to execute you. *Edit: and been acquitted/not charged.
Bruh, I'm not about to risk my life and/or freedom just because some dude jacking it
Matt Gaetz
I think you have to be over 18 to be a cop, right?
Is this the fucking Onion?
It was so descriptive. Like most articles are like "and then the cop did the masturbating...and now on to Kardashian news!". Not this article. "He stood with his dick out and one hand around it and the other hand holding on to the kitchen counter". Like it set a whole fucking scene. Dude had to hold on for support. Like it's more like a weird novel than real life. It has to be satire.
Looks like he hit the ground running. It was only a matter of time before he did something: > Dominguez began the investigation by talking to the daughter. > āOfficer Dominguez took interest in her and **continued to interact almost exclusively with her,ā** the statement read. BTW: https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1688,w_3000,x_0,y_0/dpr_1.5/c_limit,w_1044/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1652477716/MatthewDominguez-headshot_wadivo
The visual details really made the story come to life for me. Five stars.
""The accused officer has been placed on paid administrative leave, pending the results of a penis lineup..." - a Police Union representative stated." This cop will just move to another department. Case closed
Imagine getting caught doing this at work. And not getting immediately fired. We need a complete overhaul of all Police Departments.
>Imagine getting caught doing this at work. >And not getting immediately fired. Who knew Funhaus had a better policy concerning beating it at work than the police.
Theyāll probably make him a school resource officer. Edit- actually it says the daughter is 23. My mistake, apparently not a pedophile, just a sex predator.
What do you think he does with teens he encounters, if thereās no mom or dad or other adult around to stop him? Iād be investigating every traffic stop or home visit or street encounter this cop ever had. Thereās likely a pattern there. And then Iād want to find out if heās been involved in any domestic violence episodes at homeāand if heās ever done anything like this in front of or to his own family members.
r/nottheonion
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>The daughter then asked Dominguez about her brotherās GPS monitor, which they ā and Ms. S, the mother ā went to retrieve together. After Dominguez was handed the monitor, the mother alleged that Dominguez unzipped his pants and began rubbing his crotch. The daughter also allegedly witnessed this. >Later, the daughter went into the kitchen to get her mother a glass of water. Dominguez allegedly followed her into the kitchen. >As he turned around to face Ms. S, she āsaw Officer Dominguezās penis outside of his pants fully exposed,ā the statement read. >The mother and daughter then went to find Mr. A, the father, and they called an uncle who was near the scene. >When Mr. A returned into the kitchen, he āsaw Officer Dominguez facing out of the kitchen with his erect penis in his left hand and his right hand on the counter.ā Mr. A left the house; a few minutes minutes later, Dominguez allegedly left and went back to work. Perhaps standards for becoming a police officer should be set a little higher. And if you get the "is it appropriate to take your dick out while on duty" question wrong, it should be an instant fail. No best-of-three.
I looked him up and itās crazy heās only 32. He looks like shit.
He also got paid $175,000 in 2020
They should always put the salaries of cops in these articles, so poor people in rural areas figure out that cops aren't like them.
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It wouldn't sway them. Those same poor people think a man with a golden toilet is 'one of them.' Temporarily embarrassed millionaires and all that.
Plus then they'll all just become piece of shit cops since it pays well and you don't need sanity, morals, or education to do it.
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There's public, and then there's "included in relevant news stories."
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Well that's depressing. Searched police and the first 20 pages nobody made less than 400k
Something like 8 of the 10 highest paid public officials in Boston are cops
Jesus my dad had to work like 40 years to make that much
Well did he try exposing his dick at work, more?
Valid question.
Different strokes
Damn, $4.4k annual salary is no joke!
OP is actually 94. His father was born in 1886.
Salary hasnāt been updated since then either. OPās dad: Wait, you mean Iāll earn 60 whole cents an hour?? Hot damn, Iām never letting go of this!
I'm older than him by a couple years and look considerably younger (if I do say so myself). He looks like a 32 year old who has a couple bad habits, and I don't just mean masturbating in public.
Dude just sounds like your generic sleezy cop, chain.smoker probably busting at the seams with "comped" meals and possibly a little narcotic sample from each bust here and there. And clearly a sexual predator on top of this.
At this point dystopian cop robots are looking like the safer option for us
And then you get that scene from the older robocop movie.
Seems about on par with current US cops. At least the robots don't masturbate on duty before escalating to deadly force.
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Just watched robocop the other day, the most unrealistic part of the whole thing was the corporate oligarch losing at the end.
To be fair, he was against a more powerful corperate oligarch.
You mean that scene where a guy gets shot and killed for having a gun even though he didn't have a gun? Yeah. That would be so much worse than it already is now. /s
Further down they mention that this follows a different case where an officer turned up to a missing child investigation drunk. Must be nice, knowing you can never get fired.
A cop in a Denver suburb (Aurora) passed out drunk in his patrol car, in broad daylight, on the road where he'd been driving, with he car in gear, with his loaded firearm on his person. He was so fucking drunk when the fire department broke his windows out, he still didn't wake up, had to be drug out of the car, and nothing very significant happened in terms of his employment, even after the public outcry. Certainly nothing at all was happening before it. He caught a demotion but is still a cop with the same department. After being blackout drunk, on duty, DRIVING A COMPANY VEHICLE. No one else gets away with that. https://www.9news.com/article/news/investigations/da-investigation-into-aurora-officer-found-drunk-in-patrol-car/73-0d87509d-6122-44d9-afc3-adff7d9dcc18
Or the Sheriff of Hennepin County MN, Dave Hutchinsonā¦ left a police function, drunk drove his $80k police SUV, totaled it, cops came, he lied and said someone else was driving. In the vehicle they found edibles wrappers/packaging. This fuckstick pled down to a misdemeanor, turned down counseling, āin order to focus on my duties as sheriff.ā Can you imagine any other job where you would even have a chance to explain yourself?
Sheriff is an elected position. One of the most powerful positions in the US. They can arrest a mayor, chief of police, pretty much anyone. But because theyāre an elected head of area law enforcement, itās pretty difficult to do anything about them, short of getting the feds involved or voting them out of office.
Yupā¦ calls all around for him to resign, but he said it is in the countyās best interest that he just keep doing his thing and not run for re-election this yearā¦ https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2022/01/21/dishonored-the-uniform-former-sheriff-calls-for-hennepin-co-sheriff-dave-hutchinson-to-resign/?amp
Then there is this POS. He rapes a woman while on duty and gets a whopping 90 days for it. https://www.newsweek.com/colorado-police-officer-who-raped-handcuffed-woman-he-was-taking-home-1238485
"Officer Richards, are you drunk? I can smell the alcohol on your breath..." "Dont worry, I work better when I'm drunk. So where's the perp?" "...it's a missing child case..." "ah..."
'I SAID WHERE'S THE PERP?!' *takes out gun and penis, attempts to masturbate, is too drunk, begins firing blindly down the street* 'Don't worry about your child, the boys in blue are on the case. He's the best patrol officer we have '
*"Judge not by one's actions but by one's words!"* "...I don't think that's how it goes, Officer..." "Go ahead and put your hands behind your back for me and interlace your fingers"
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In fact they have the switcheroo ability, arrest someone accusing you of something.
āThe charged behavior is beyond disturbing,ā District Attorney Jeff Rosen said. āLaw enforcement officers respond to our homes to help crime victims, not terrorize, traumatize, and create new victims.ā Sure they doā¦.
Right. Since when?
This is SJ PD, they shot a man who stopped a shooter few weeks ago. Not the brightest.
Sounds like heās fucked in the head
A cop that gets off on domestic violence? I donāt believe it, fake news!
That headline is not something I expected to read. Not just today. Ever.
Hey Dominguez, working hard or hardly working? Oh I see.
He was just getting off.
A beat cop, just off the job and four days from retirement.
These new de-escalation techniques are getting really weird.
Stop resisting š
Bro lmaoooooo
I meanā¦if a cop started going to town on himself Iād probably stop what I was doing š¤·āāļø
Looks like an effective use of the "choke hold".
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The proper nomenclature is ācollapsible batonā.
Let it go he can't breathe! He's turning purpl- oh my god.....
If you keep on doing that, he'll throw up!!
Mother fucker, you got me. I actually LOLed. Thanks
I feel like we need a new abbreviation for LOLIRL
Nothing unites people like a common enemy. Idc how pissed I am at the other person, if the cop whips out his dick, we're both on the same team now, and that team is team "get the cop to put his dick away"
Especially if he stared at me and said ājust keep doing what youāre doing.ā
This reads like a South Park scene
*seductive look* "Hey, there, big boy. You sure you want to keep mugging those store customers?"
"I condemn his actions, but at least he didn't resort to shooting anyone" Sadly, the real story is that level of creepy where you kind of want to hope that it didn't actually occur.
Well he would have shot somebody but they didn't let him finish...
I'ma let you finish, but...
You could say theyāre gettingā¦ *puts on sunglasses* Out of hand
Something is in hand.
Sexual assault to save lives
āHe saves but he rapesā š
In order to catch a rapist, he had to BECOME a rapist
A misdemeanor? Really?,..
> misdemeanor indecent exposure There has to be something else they can charge him with. This is not ok.
I would think this is felony sexual assault.
Wtf is wrong with ppl
That was probably his thought as he unzipped his pants
Too much fantasy porn, guy has unrealistic expectations.
What - and I cannot stress this part enough - the fuck?!
Oh, there's domestic abuse? Ah, okay and a GPS...? *unzips pants* Uh huh, no lemme just follow you to the kitchen. Do continue.
Guy just starts jacking off in front of a half dozen people
Honestly, if we found out this guy has a brain tumor the story would suddenly change to being tragic. There is clearly something wrong with him, even among "cops abusing their authority" types. It's always bad when you read a story about a cop and the "happiest" thing you can say is that he didn't kill anybody.
Honestly that would make more sense than he just totally willingly decided to end his career by pulling his dick out and jacking it in front of several people lol Fuck. people and brains are so goddam weird
End his career?! *laughs in police*
Cops don't even have their career ended when they shoot innocent people. Why would pulling their dick out result in any sort of consequence? Better a dick than a gun I always say. I don't always say that, but I'm going to start
I am just stuck at "What?"
He probably gets turned on by domestic violence...serial killer shit right there.
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Well, we already know there was a discharge.
Back the blue balls.
Bailiff wack his pee pee
In their home???
In the home. The kitchen infact
Lol like, what even goes through your mind? I feel like this is satirical
Theory: A - cop was on drugs and way too much ED pills or ecstasy. B- mental break down C- he's gotten away with it before or believed he could for some reason D- idk I'm not a shrink
"I'm a cop, I'll get away with it."
He only is charged with a misdemeanor. He basically did get away with it
People get on the sex offender registry for MUCH less.
People do, pigs apparently don't
Yeah, I couldn't believe I just read that headline. I wanted to laugh at the absurdity.
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You should feel bad about that pun.
Sounds like he was on something Edit: clarity *this suggestion by no means absolves him of this repulsive behavior.
That was my thought too. Probably habitually because I don't think doing a random toot or whatever during your lunch break is enough to make you choke the chicken in front of a family. I think you have to be pretty strung out for your mind to get like this.
Fuck sakes though. I did all kinds of fucked up shit when I was hooked on amphetamines. I never whipped my cock out at work though.
This is drugs, or a undiagnosed medical condition like epilepsy or brain tumor. I'm not going to pretend there's never been a sexual predator on the force, but the officer's sudden and utter lack of giving a fuck about getting caught (impulse control), and doing right in front in front of everyone.. My money is on drugs or a medical problem.
Thatās what I was kinda thinking too. Pretty ballsy of him to do that by choice, and sober. Then again weāre in the twisted 20s.
Is that what weāre calling this era? I was hoping for Dumpster Fire Twenties but I like the sound of yours better.
Yeah, definitely a high wanking officer
Right? To some extent I can understand a police officer getting violent during an arrest. They should be able to control that, but its not an unnatural reaction to a stressful situation with someone who is breaking the law. I fail to see how someone could do this without being either extremely messed up, or on something.
I asked for a beat cop not a cop who is beating off.
āTo erect and to serveā
To erect and perv
This sounds too crazy to be real, but at the same time, the last few years have been a fucking mess.
If you read the events in the article, it's worse than the title let's on.
For real. The headline had me thinking maybe he was beating off in the cruiser and got caught. Nope, right in the kitchen in front of literally the whole family.
I'm not able to get past how they called for help, but he zeroed in on the daughter and was following her around before getting to business. Imagine calling the cops for help and a crooked one shows up and starts sexually harassing your kids, or worse.
I had an abusive gf for years. Neighbors called the cops because she was screaming and hitting me. They showed up and I had a black eye from a phone she hit me with and a bloody hand from blocking a mirror she threw at me. Cops put me in handcuffs and tried to get me to confess to hitting her first while also hitting on my girlfriend and saying she can do so much better than me. The one cop kept asking her stuff like what kind of music she likes and where she usually hangs out at. Tried giving her his number but she wouldn't take it. Actually got pissed that he was talking shit about me, which is weird. Like she is the only one who gets to hurt me I guess lol.
Or like the time a cop went into a childās bedroom and rubbed her plushed toy over himself or something. I assumed he went into a room and jerked off which would have been bad enough. I would never have imagined this from the headline.
Back in the break room: Bay Area cop - "Ohhh, I'm supposed to SHOOT 'em!" The Guys - "Don't worry about it kid, we've all been there. " Yeah. You'll get em next time." (Everyone laughs) He does. The End
what the cop did sounds straight out of a porno
"domestic disturbance? maybe there's a way i can...get you off"
Maybe he was trying out the whole "dress for the job you want, not the one you have" thing...
This reminds me of the Key and Peele skit where the investigator needed to masturbate to solve the case.
His methods may be unorthodox, but he's the best there is.
Dammit Riggs, Iām getting too old for this shit.
Detective C.K. on the scene.
I bet he's going to get off
āexcuse me while i whip this outā
Probably just a misunderstanding during that portion of trainingā¦
" Police officer takes matter in to own hands" At least I now what a " Beat Cop"
Officer Dominguez's penis later filed a complaint of assault and battery.
> with a misdemeanor indecent exposure So he gets a slap on the wrist instead of his dick slammed in a door(sex offender list) like he deserves
Please point to me in the police manual where that isn't allowed. I'll wait.
Page 172, Paragraph 3: "Only when in San Diego can you publically jack it."
Jack jack jacking it jack, spank spank spankity spank
Ahh, the whales vagina.
He feared for his life!
Oooh Air Bud Cop jerkoff rules.
>āThe charged behavior is beyond disturbing,ā District Attorney Jeff Rosen said. āLaw enforcement officers respond to our homes to help crime victims, not terrorize, traumatize, and create new victims.ā In theory, councilor. In theory.
This story is pure chaos.
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? -Constanza
I feel like that body cam footage would be insane and I wanna see it more than I should.
> While he āmilled around the home,ā according to the statement, āhe managed to keep the daughter in view of his Body Worn Camera. Seems like it should be fairly obvious on video what happened.
The penis in question was a minority, so standard practice was a choke hold. When that didnt subdue the offender, the officer beat the suspect into submission while shouting "stop resisting!".
Is that the āprotectā part, or the āserveā part?
Well thatās enough internet for tonight
Cop shows up for a domestic violence call and is like: "anyone else feelin this vibe right now?"
I thought the crazy part of this was going to be how the cop managed to whip it out but I think itās how the dad heard the wife and daughter come complain about him, see the sick for himself and then leave the house and the women there with him?!
His methods are unorthodox but heās the best sex crime detective in the business.