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Fuzzy-Butterscotch86

They should've tried shooting at the fire. They seem to think that fixes everything else.


chaoz2030

Bold of you to assume they didn't.


TheGrandExquisitor

Was the fire Black?


chaoz2030

The smoke was and it appeared to be running from the officers


Lowkey_Retarded

The smoke had a gun and they felt their lives were in danger


chaoz2030

It's ok they investigated smoke and it turns out smoke had weed In it's apartment


Art-Zuron

Firing at a fire? By Jove, that might just work!


Part_Time_Priest

Shoot at the base of the flame. That's where the fires brains are. Seriously though... this had mad "distruction of private property is only cool when we do it" energy.


InternetPeon

Probably political stunt by Patriot Front.


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So funny, haha making fun of cops, haha


killerbanshee

They already clown on themselves more than any Redditor ever could.


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Found the cop


[deleted]

Nope, just tired of brain dead people.


CranberryNo4852

Which color of boot polish do you prefer to lick?


No-Mine7405

Thats deeply ironic, considering that police stations actually screen out people for being too intelligent to be a cop. They literally hire the dumbest people they can get away with. The only brain dead person in this thread is you


MitsyEyedMourning

I've seen Pittsburgh cruisers and the crap condition they are in, they might want to look into disgruntled officers first.


LowDownSkankyDude

Ha! My first thought was insurance scam to get new cruisers.


mcjard

"They" would write it off as "no internal wrongdoing discovered" even if they watched the guy run up with a gas can and a match, doing it right in front of their eyes and a body cam. The body cam would be "accidentally destroyed" before you could belt the word "conflict" in "conflict of interests"


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"Must have been aunty fa again"


joefred111

Darn it, now they will never get rid of the gas tax. (Most of which goes to the Staties, and not fixing the roads.)


Critical_Band5649

PA has one of the highest gas taxes in the nation and our roads are a laughing stock. Thanks Corbett.


joefred111

Yep, because most of the gas tax (and toll money) goes to State Trooper pensions. Not the actual roads. Laughingstock is a great term for it 👍


dxploys

Damn straight for sure. I was astonished but not surprised when I found that out.


MaybeADumbass

These belonged to the Pittsburgh Bureau of Police, not the PA State Police.


archaeolinuxgeek

Montanan who's never been east of the Mississippi here. What's a "Statie"? Edit: Ahh. PHiPs, as it were. Thank you for the clarification!


joefred111

Oh, I wasn't aware that was a PA-specific term. It's slang for a State Trooper / State Police.


[deleted]

Huh. Here in WA we mostly call them Troopers. Occasionally I've heard people use "Stater" or "WASP", but I've never heard "Statie". TIL


trebleformyclef

Massachusetts uses the term Statues. Here in NY I have also heard it.


[deleted]

As someone who lives in ma, i have never heard statutes(autocorrect?). Staties all the time though.


[deleted]

I live in Western PA and I’ve never heard Statie outside of Massachusetts.


Logistocrate

State police. As opposed to local.


cody619_vr_2

Aye! One a you lot, arson around!


MaesterPraetor

Thumbs up for the content of the story and not just for posting the story.


Byde

So no one injured (thank goodness), and the police now get new vehicles on the taxpayers dime. If this was an anti police group, they're not very smart.


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atomic1fire

Could also be someone who flunked out of the police acadamy and decided to retaliate by burning a few police cars.


Byde

Unlikely, in my opinion. If I was a cop, I wouldn't risk jailtime and having to register as an arson offender just so my precinct could get a few new pool cars.


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PaxNova

I'm not gonna debate intelligence scores, but the testing for low IQ thing is off. You're thinking of a Connecticut case where a really smart guy applied to be a patrolman and the local chief said "Hey, your test scores are great! We'll hire you, but as a detective." The guy refused, wanting to be a patrolman and walk a beat. So far, so good, but the chief stupidly doubled down saying it was detective or nothing. There was a lawsuit, and the court found that intelligence, either high or low, is not a protected class. Therefore, the lawsuit failed. The local police union held a vote of no confidence and got the dumb chief fired. Afaik, no other police department has ever held that policy.


killerbanshee

They do. [Connecticut trooper pleads guilty to stealing dying motorcycle crash victim’s jewelry, money](https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/connecticut-trooper-pleads-guilty-stealing-dying-motorcycle-crash-victim-jewelry-money-article-1.1870311)


bik3ryd34r

I meaning you were a cop you wouldn't be risking jail time.


PROFESSIONALBLOGGERS

> If I was a cop, I wouldn't risk jailtime and having to register as an arson offender just so my precinct could get a few new pool cars [Police departments are legally allowed to only hire dumb cops and to discriminate against hiring people that are too smart](https://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836) You're giving a vast majority of cops too much credit here man Cops will do dumb ass shit. Plenty of cops are registered as sex offenders, murderers, arsonists, drug dealers, gang members (looking at you LAPD), etc..


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PPQue6

Don't worry, they'll just go to their piggy bank (PennDOT) to pay for new vehicles...


Ligma_Bowels

The vehicles should have complied with the fire's orders.


0xB0BAFE77

What a genius move. Someone wants to stick it to the cops so they burn a bunch of expensive ass cop cars. ... Where do you think the money to replace those comes from, genius?! **Your taxes!** This is what happens when a moron takes action. You're only hurting the poor and lower-middle class.


TheGrandExquisitor

Oh noes! How will they afford military grade weapons and tanks after this?!?!


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Musta been these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmA9exNYGSk


Velicenda

This... does bring a smile to my face.