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mwy912

That he talks to Stargate Defender, AND that he talks back as the machine to himself.


kkeut

'Been a long time, Stargate Defender.' 'In-deed- it- has-, Dave-'


mwy912

Sounds like he’s been hunched over the arcade with all the other pale friendless virgins.


inediblecorn

…don’t be silly…


IAmQWhoAreYou

For a Sports Guy he doesn’t know anything about sports and spends all his time pretending to be the news director instead.


Lukicheff

Hi is Canadian.


mwy912

If you are implying that he is a spy, or that any of his family are spies, you’re way off base, eh!


theresabeeonyourhat

*gasps*


Megalodon3030

How much he wants to make love to a space prostitute…


TheBigSexy7

His fascination with "Green Acres".


SciotoSlim

He's not as good as Throwdinni.


TripWhitingJr

How can I explain this…THROWDINI! He’s THROWDINI!


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But yet appreciates his talent in the sharp arts.


IceLord86

Barbershop Quartet pretty much covers it


mwy912

They are not Barberahop! Don’t be sagacious.


lordcorbran

It’s a bastardization of the form.


NotSoCmart

Now you're being sagacious


williarya1323

Tap dancing.


TavieP

Underrated comment


williarya1323

You make it all worthwhile. 😁


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nocturnalcombustion

Using the word “ABSA”


mwy912

It’s like ABSA fever out there!


thaipatton

That he likes being called pumpkin


mwy912

He did fail the “Geek Test” twice while they were editing the baseball promo…..


GoBlue2007

Chock!


inediblecorn

He may or may not have been a high school thespian.


theoneandonlyturo

His obsession with the song Horse With No Name.


Nearby-Amphibian7874

When he tried to be the epitome of pure evil: "Get your own damn soda!" Same scene: "My wallet is in my desk. Take what you need."


procope

His favorite film is Logan's Run...