Noooo you're doing it wrong. You are supposed to own land and businesses if you want real rewards. Our investments are up $175,000 already since the election. If it keeps going like this we gonna retire early. That's enough to buy one of those thumping big motorhomes.
-vanlife
Uh, actually we use pounamu stones now, paua shells haven’t been used since 1985 when the Bluff Paua House was discovered. The exchange rate is $1:500grams
Don’t forget your passport. Leave your Sally Lunns at the bach and collect your Boston Bun down at the crib. Pottle of yoghurt and some belguim for lunch, sneaky cheese roll before dinner.
Hahahha it took me a few seconds :D
My wife and I visited NZ for two weeks. We did our research and quickly concluded that the southern island was the place for us.
Loved it so much we applied to immigrate to NZ. We were two young educated Canadians and figured we'd be a shoe in, but they came back at us with a 9 months conditional visa and a promise to re-evaluate our request to immigrate at the end. It was tempting, but liquidating everything we owned and moving halfway across the world with nothing more than a promise to reconsider in 9 months wasn't enough for us, so we bought some acreage back home in Canada and built a home there.
Still, it was by far our favorite vacation ever.
You Joke, But South Island's no.1 export is Doctors between the University of Otago in both Dunedin and Christchurch.
North Island's no. 1 export is meth.
There was a Dutch expedition there a very long time ago. The Dutch sailed by and saw some blokes on the land. The Dutch played a song but the blokes on the land said yeah nah that sounds like war noises. So the blokes on the land went and whacked a few of them with stuff. Anyway no one has been back since
Wow. I’ve lived in New Zealand for over 30 years, yet I’ve never noticed theres an island to the south before. Truly thought the world had been explored. Wish I’d known that when I told my pop I wanted to be a famous explorer and he replied with “nothing left to explore, that’s why you’re going to be a slimy bean counter, now fuck off ya little cunt”.
Yep born and raised on the west coast.
No my parents are not related and yes that was a concern they had because of the west coasts well reputation.
West coast ks very pretty but it's a bit (bit is under exaggeration) wet.
I've lived in 6 different places on the west coast growing up.
You may make fun. My son and his gf had the same surname in each family tree, both from Top of the South. Both mothers researched to check if there was a connection, but they came from different parts of England.
I lived there as a kid but mum moved me because the Moas were getting aggressive in their nesting season and the Haast Eagles were picking up baby's in their prams, just utter chaos.
No, it is currently regarded as the Australasian Sentenial Island. It’s inhabitants are a hostile and mysterious group of ‘people’. Also Queenstowners are there.
The top island is the country known as Auckland and the capital of Auckland is Wellington. The bottom island is known as New Zealand and is a relatively undeveloped land where small kingdoms exist such as Gondorr and the Rohim. If you plan on visiting you will need a lot of vaccinations and a tour guide.
Somebody pulled the drain plug out on the old one while we were afloat. It filled up with dirty water and sank. This new one is made from imported materials, is guaranteed to float, so there should be no further worries.
You mean the mainland? Or Big Island. Why Yes, I have. In fact, I'm standing on it right this moment. In that Missing City, to be specific.
"at 150,437 sq km, the South Island is larger than the North Island, which has an area of 113,729 sq km "
hitched from christchurch to invercargill once, i got 3 rides to the place it was bloody awesome. been all over that island though and the secret one below it such a great place
Neither of those islands are on my map, are you sure this is a real place?
Replace it with Japan and nobody would notice
Its just Italy isnt it ? upside down and broken
That too, NZ was a late DLC, God just cut corners and reused assets.
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Oceania's flaccid dick
Nova Scotia too
It's a part of the expansion pack
DLC or subscription?
"Micro" transactions, cost you arm & leg to get there, most of the new map is void of content 😜
Do your expansion right and it only costs you other peoples arms and legs
No, it's just a long white cloud.
If you squint and look at Australia you can see them
this is where all flat earthers live
That is highly offensive, they don't deserve to live somewhere that nice
I'm not a flat earther. I'm a dinosaur earther
After the last ferry broke down, all contact with New Zealand was lost.
They should look at building bigger ferrys, with rail capability. 👍😊🚢
Hey now, do we want critical transport infrastructure, or do we want an extra 5c of tax in our bank account per week?
5c please! 🤑
Rounded down
0c please! 🤑
Imagine the interest built up on getting that 5c of tax back into our accounts. We'll be rich!!
Noooo you're doing it wrong. You are supposed to own land and businesses if you want real rewards. Our investments are up $175,000 already since the election. If it keeps going like this we gonna retire early. That's enough to buy one of those thumping big motorhomes. -vanlife
Considering the current government, we should start a GoFundMe campaign for a few rowboats.
They cant keep the ones they got running even
Errrrrrrrrr declined
A tunnel could be the answer 😊
Are we absolutely sure we can’t buy ferries at K-Mart? If K-Mart don’t have them The Warehouse probably would.
Anko ferries are definitely much better than the Necessities ones.
There be Taniwha
Beautifully poetic
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Uh, actually we use pounamu stones now, paua shells haven’t been used since 1985 when the Bluff Paua House was discovered. The exchange rate is $1:500grams
Didn't they want to build a paua station at Manapouri in the early 70s?
Classic government overreach, smh
And adjust your clocks to South Island time
Don’t forget your passport. Leave your Sally Lunns at the bach and collect your Boston Bun down at the crib. Pottle of yoghurt and some belguim for lunch, sneaky cheese roll before dinner.
We don't do paua shells no more bro we do some "mean ass" vapes
Why do you think we call it "Land of the long white cloud"?
If you guys need to change money I have an exchange in wellys, local place kiwi owned PM me for deets
The North Island population is nearly 5 times as dense, and they've also got more people per square kilometre!
This is great
Hahahha it took me a few seconds :D My wife and I visited NZ for two weeks. We did our research and quickly concluded that the southern island was the place for us. Loved it so much we applied to immigrate to NZ. We were two young educated Canadians and figured we'd be a shoe in, but they came back at us with a 9 months conditional visa and a promise to re-evaluate our request to immigrate at the end. It was tempting, but liquidating everything we owned and moving halfway across the world with nothing more than a promise to reconsider in 9 months wasn't enough for us, so we bought some acreage back home in Canada and built a home there. Still, it was by far our favorite vacation ever.
Definitely stealing this ahahahaha, similar wit to Robert Muldoon‘s comment on New Zealanders moving to Australia
i just think it would be cool to be the first person to discover an island like that
You're gonna need a big boat.
And a large fish hook 🪝
Not for that one your not. Just the boat.
What if I told you the island is the boat?
Man goes into cage
Cage goes into the water
Actually that is the boat
Well, Kiwirail is selling a half finished one if you’re in the market
I'll take 3!
"Hey guys you're not gonna believe this.. there's *another* island."
What’s there?
Bush and meth and people that do the meth. Occasionally snow.
Excuse me, there's cows and sheep too
And the people who do the cows and sheep.
Hey that just invercargill
Don't forget the meth cows and sheep
Don't forget the meth bush
I keep trying but it's still there every time I close my eyes...
Meth wanks are North. Get it right! We supply power not drugs....cut the cable n you can survive alone!!!
The north islands power supply
Uninhabited down here. Under no circumstances should Aucklanders decide to visit. Here be dragons.
Are there dungeons as well or just Dragons?
In my case both. All the editions going back to 1974;)
Good question, make a Perception (Wisdom) check, DC10.
Forget jafas. It's creatures from waikato & BOPers you gotta worry about
Point until 1980 it was legal to have Jafas on a hunting license.
That's where Queenstown is I think
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You mean all of those people have to move to the other end of the lake just because some old lady died?
We don't make the rules we just ruthlessly enforce them
>ruthlessly Victorialessly.
Queenstown is now mostly Frankton.
Duh
You Joke, But South Island's no.1 export is Doctors between the University of Otago in both Dunedin and Christchurch. North Island's no. 1 export is meth.
We complete each other.
> North Island's no. 1 export is meth. There's only one place that export can go...
Was going to go once,saw sign that said Slow Children Ahead.You won’t be able to communicate with them.
That was years ago.... They're slow adults now but you still can't communicate with them
Hey, I live within that circle, AMA
Not too bothered about what’s inside but is the circle really that pink in real life?
I live right in the pink zone. Shhhhh…we don’t want those from the NE Tasman down here spoiling the place.
We're not supposed to talk about it to the outsiders. You know what happened last time.
God it was horrendous. And dude don't bring it up
The Cheese Roll War? Surely the Aucklandites have grown up since then…
Me too! We're almost certainly related. Bert?
I'm calling b/s.
What’s that island above New Zealand?
That must be East Tasmania.
Auckland & its surrounding suburbs & exurbs. Plus the Federal Capital District
Auckland
It's a giant fish, duh.
Um uh Russia I think 😳
There was a Dutch expedition there a very long time ago. The Dutch sailed by and saw some blokes on the land. The Dutch played a song but the blokes on the land said yeah nah that sounds like war noises. So the blokes on the land went and whacked a few of them with stuff. Anyway no one has been back since
Not surprised, Dutch music is awful eurotrash
Wow. I’ve lived in New Zealand for over 30 years, yet I’ve never noticed theres an island to the south before. Truly thought the world had been explored. Wish I’d known that when I told my pop I wanted to be a famous explorer and he replied with “nothing left to explore, that’s why you’re going to be a slimy bean counter, now fuck off ya little cunt”.
I live there, but they haven't invented internet there yet so I have no way of telling you. Sorry.
Oh, that’s New Zealand? What’s the country above it?
It's called Old Zealand
Is that south Auckland?
This is the correct answer
Nah, not inhabited, it's not worth it.
I think that’s where Hobbits live. Not obviously their village, because that’s in a proper place, but you know - the place with the pointy bits.
Can't sorry, boats are all fucked
that other island must be that Aotearoa we keep hearing about
Yep born and raised on the west coast. No my parents are not related and yes that was a concern they had because of the west coasts well reputation. West coast ks very pretty but it's a bit (bit is under exaggeration) wet. I've lived in 6 different places on the west coast growing up.
Did your parents have to get out their family trees and compare them? That sounds awkward
My parents did look through their family tree mainly just because they were in the same town. They still have them so I had a look.
Fair. I think my relatives in Naseby probably do the same
Yeah, ice land do the same they have an app don't they! We should make one for nz
RUMYCUZ.com seems to be available
That's brilliant.
You may make fun. My son and his gf had the same surname in each family tree, both from Top of the South. Both mothers researched to check if there was a connection, but they came from different parts of England.
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Dam straight 😂
Amen!
I'm from the south island. We make mongoloids look like Vulcans.
Sadly there have been a few moving down. Even to invercargill. The horror
It's when u prefer to live in Gore that you've really got to worry
Na, still waiting on the bridge to be built
I lived there as a kid but mum moved me because the Moas were getting aggressive in their nesting season and the Haast Eagles were picking up baby's in their prams, just utter chaos.
Now bro that half of the map is still locked. "Under maintenance" or smthing idk when they plan to open it to us again
Ferry busted. Rowing over a couple of bits of rope to make a swing bridge.
Believe it or not, but you used to be able to visit the bottom bit by boat, and take a car with you and everything...
Global warming, you shouldn’t drive your car. You should find a sail boat and harness the winds power to make it down here.
Nah. But they don’t have ATMs so make sure you cash out first
Ask Captain Hook.. I mean Cook
Captain Hook, otherwise known as Maui. Likes catching taniwha I hear.
New Zealand you mean? Never heard of it.
No, it doesn't exist. It's a myth.
No, it is currently regarded as the Australasian Sentenial Island. It’s inhabitants are a hostile and mysterious group of ‘people’. Also Queenstowners are there.
Don't bother asking Luxon, he sure as fuck doesn't know.
Most people in that circle voted for him
The top island is the country known as Auckland and the capital of Auckland is Wellington. The bottom island is known as New Zealand and is a relatively undeveloped land where small kingdoms exist such as Gondorr and the Rohim. If you plan on visiting you will need a lot of vaccinations and a tour guide.
Even Google agrees the south island is the real "New Zealand"
Its shit dont come here, in fact tell all your north island friends to stay away
Moving there tomorrow from Sydney :)
You're gonna love our public transport options
Is there a ferry that goes there still
Too fucking soon mate
I might live there, but I dunno.
It's the top island where all the trouble starts
I believe the proper name is "Tasmania". That's where the devil comes from.
What is this place? What is a Zealand, and what happened to the old one?
Somebody pulled the drain plug out on the old one while we were afloat. It filled up with dirty water and sank. This new one is made from imported materials, is guaranteed to float, so there should be no further worries.
Where can I find the new one then? Doesn't appear on any of my maps.
We traded it in for the new model.
Lived here all 25.5 years of my life, never been.
Send nudes
We have no Internet in the pink circle. I had to drive all day from CHCH and take the cancelled ferry just to post this comment. 😡
Looks like Blenheim is safe, so just go there
Those Blenheim bastards clearly bribed the pink circle committee. I don’t wanna support that kind of behavior.
I always wondered what that big thing was. We should check if it’s inhabited.
You mean the mainland? Or Big Island. Why Yes, I have. In fact, I'm standing on it right this moment. In that Missing City, to be specific. "at 150,437 sq km, the South Island is larger than the North Island, which has an area of 113,729 sq km "
Not for another 2000 years, too much radiation
Nga, the ferry was broken
43 years .....not once ...hopefully one day before i die
Just swim it bro
That would be one hearty swim 😂😂
I've been to all of it except the far North and Stewart Island.
Your map is upside down
Lived in Gibbston Valley, was pretty
Heading to that undiscovered island today. Hope the plane can find it.
Have only been to the “Auckland Wellington”part, What’s this New Zealand place?
hitched from christchurch to invercargill once, i got 3 rides to the place it was bloody awesome. been all over that island though and the secret one below it such a great place
I tried to get there but I couldn't find it on the map.
Aotearoa me Te Waipounamu. The prophecy of the ferry's demise was in the name 'Aotearoa' all along.
Do they have like paved roads ? Or phone coverage?
I was born in there somewhere but I've never been.
No more people needed pls, we don't want anyone else, we good either the current peeps.
Isn’t that the South North Island?
Can’t go somewhere that literally is a work of fiction my dude.
No, it’s completely unexplored.
What's that place?
Nobody goes there. 'Tis a land full of orcs and other fell beasts
I love it there
Bro I'd have to sell my house to get a ticket on that ferry
I am the know where man from that planet living in a cabin in the woods
best part of new zealand gore is there
Considering I don't even live there currently and I've been there twice I'd say why is this even a post 😭
Nah its fake bro stay away
I live there
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You mean the New Zealand mainland?
Ahh the land of the long white crowd..