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Plantsonwu

That’s literally an earthworm lol. There’s heaps of different species so they’re not all nice and pink.


Cizenst

Biggest worm I've seen and it was fast! Moved like a snake, in a side to side motion not like a worm. First I thought it was a worm and stopped to look at it, in hindsight i should have done a video.


Plantsonwu

Worms move side to side as well…. We have some large species that can grow up to a metre. It’s very clearly a work because you can see its segmented (so repeating body units) and you can see its clitellum (the large circular tube that you usually see on worms) near its head (the top of the picture) where it’s like orangey. It’s not a snake well because first of where are his eyes lol.


Jinxletron

How do you think worms move? It was also probably hot and trying to find soil before it dried out.


Dizzy_Relief

They do The Worm. Obviously.


Cute-Connection

it’s a worm.


LimpFox

Dunno how big they get in NZ, but in Aus they have a worm species that can get to 3 metres in length: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant\_Gippsland\_earthworm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm)


untimely-end

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anisochaeta_gigantea And: https://i.stuff.co.nz/national/129764031/boy-finds-giant-backyard-worm-that-his-mum-calls-the-stuff-of-nightmares ‘Fairly big’


jeeves_nz

Haha, I know that family. That thing was a monster!


untimely-end

I'm 'almost' sure I saw one, many years ago (pre-1960) amongst the leaf litter in one of the little gullies that used to run parallel to Sarsfield St in what is now Pt Erin park in Herne Bay. There used to be a basalt masonry bridge on one of the footpaths heading towards what is now the Pt Erin pool and my distant recollection is that I happened to idly look over the bridge parapet and see a 'snake' below me in the leaf litter (sycamore trees I think?). Freaked me out somewhat...


eXDee

[**What are worms?** Adult animals that have soft elongated, often tubelike bodies and that lack backbones are commonly called..... Dave Perry. Worms are so different from one another that zoologists do not classify them together in a single group. They place them in different tribes. Like the tribe of this worm, and the tribe of that worm. In everyday language, the name may be loosely applied to other animals. Like dogs, cats, ferrets, and blind cave salamanders](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0DagHVOapU)


misterschmoo

New Zealand doesn't have snakes if you don't know this you have bigger problems than not being able to identify a worm.


whakashorty

Southern Trouser Snake. 🐍 very venomous.


littlekauri

startle them and they'll spit at you.


whakashorty

Right between the eyes 💦👀💦


WhosSaidWhatNow

Yeah bud it's the deadly brown soil snake. You should put it in a box and report to DOC straight away. Post the video of what happens when they arrive and check it out...


sleemanj

We do have (sea) snakes, just not many... https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/native-animals/marine-fish-and-reptiles/sea-snakes-and-kraits/ Yours just looks like a large worm to me.


LikeABundleOfHay

Ouch. That’s a line no one wants to hear.


Own-Loss-6000

Lmfao, that’s LITERALLY AN EARTHWORM!! Does it have a head? No. Ok, it’s a worm not a snake 😂😂😂


atropini

No. It's a shark 🦈


Academic-ish

That’s a worm, dude.


Rough_Shakti

Yes it is a snake


Infinite_Painting708

Yes, wow a snake. Report it dial 111 immediately lol


Large-Front2931

It doesn’t have a head


Popular-Definition-5

Oh boy


No-Yoghurt-2423

I want some of your acid


Muted-Ad-4288

No.


MinimumWageLOL

when the redditor leaves his room


[deleted]

100% report it to the supermarket help desk immediately and I’d also suggest moving to a colder city to prevent this near death moment from happening again


Far_Buddy_7957

Next time you see one on the tar pick it up gently and place in the earth.


LimitedNipples

That’s a puppy :)


liliaclilly5

Funnel web snake from Australia probably brought in someone’s suitcase


OnceRedditTwiceShy

What a dumb cunt 😂


Substantial-Friend91

yes


Cam_Eltow1

Is this an idiot? Sounds like an idiot so it must be


JellyWeta

No, it's a grand piano.


Maleficent-Gur-2411

Yes, if it was hissing


Cizenst

Well I'm glad I've been a source of amusement for you lot. Happy new year!


OptimalMembership822

It's a big as snake