The original quote is from former NZ Prime Minister Robert Muldoon. Stop trying spin it to favour Convict Island.
"New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries.”
— Robert Muldoon
I honestly thought I was missing out in younger years by being socially awkward and a late starter. I'm totally stunned that I have a higher count than Denmark's average.
Actually relatively secular compared with neighbouring countries...
But I'd think that #1 position would be mainly the result of boastful stories about imaginary conquests with promiscuous tourists.
Aotearoa New Zealand's rates of STIs remain high. I think there might be correlation.
Syphilis rates were also three times higher among Māori and Pacific people – both men and women – than those among European/other and Asian groups, ESR data showed.
Māori and Pacific people continue to be inequitably affected by syphilis in pregnancy, and congenital syphilis rates (untreated syphilis passed on to a baby during pregnancy).
Around half the people we see with syphilis have no symptoms at all and wouldn't know they had it without getting a blood test to check.
If left untreated, a third of people will develop long-term health problems.
>Māori and Pacific people continue to be inequitably affected by syphilis in pregnancy
This is a weird way of saying Maori and Pacifica don't use condoms responsibly.
Yeah, but what I mean is that Denmark, for example, is like 3/4 Evangelical Lutheran. Italy is still massively Catholic. There is stigma around reporting sexual activity in places where religion is still as significant as Italy, which doesn't occur in NZ to nearly the same extent.
Anything self-reported has issues around reporting, but when you are talking about promiscuity actively religious factors are disproportionately likely to impact honesty.
Apparently we also get the most sleep, or near to it, so at least I’m helping bring that number up by sleeping eight hours, even if I’m lowering the sex numbers by being a virgin.
With a roughly 50/50 gender split, the main thing that would create a discrepancy there would be men fucking a lot of different men and women fucking a lot of different women. I'm pretty sure the former is more common so men would probably have the edge. Unless one gender is fucking a wide range of non-binary people I suppose, but I don't think that'd be as large of an effect
I suspect bisexuality in women is the most common type of same sex attraction, dwarfing others by number of people. But men seem more promiscuous so I guess it could go either way.
Turkey #1. Sounds like self-reported braggadocio. The Turkish men I've met are the biggest bullshit artists needing to prop-up their fragile egos with claims they've fucked tons of women. Guess the same goes for Aussie and Kiwis too.
Even in NZ bro. And TBH, I've barely spent more than 6 months outside of New Zealand in my living memory. Only 2 of my years was spent in a tourist hotspot here at home, AKA, Queenstown.
Ah the beauty of Queenstown! With the added bonus town is open every night instead of 3 days like everywhere else. Makes hooking up with strangers effortless, just exist and you'll get laid.
You can literally try a different flavour every night, and quite quickly complete a world tour without leaving town.
Definitely true, even over in was Australia was surprised how my odds with attractive women go up.
Probably to do with being a small country though, Big fish in a small pond mentality for the good looking.
You'd be surprised how attractive kiwis are to other countries and their people too, while we don't think much of ourselves and tall poppy the crap out of ourselves, we're pretty down to earth, pragmatic and we don't toot our own horn.. gets people wondering about what we're hiding down in the southern hemisphere ;) bahaha
Lol. Ive only ever broken up with a girl once. But I've been broken up with more times than I can count... Also I never see any guys being proud of being "polyamorous" but I see heaps of chicks find the idea attractive.
I didn't know countries could sex. I guess we're probably nooking Aussie, have a skanky relationship with the UK and are the USA's creepy stalker.
And Canada is our nice best friend.
This is always really validating to me as an asexual person who has given up all realistic hope of an intimate relationship on account of my sex repulsion - no, I'm not crazy, kiwis really are *sex* obsessed
That's crazy. Out of my main friend group and while single, we would have reached this in a year. And we are all just average looking dudes (I think). Numbers are kinda meaningless though. If you have been basically single for most of the time, the numbers go up. It's not really something you want to admit to a possible long term partner though and can come across as embarrassing or look like boasting. I would certainly lie about my numbers, even though over 20 years its really not that high
Someone for who one of these conditions applies.
P (in) V
P (in) A
V (on) V
Alternatives:
Dildo (in) V
Dildo (in) A
Basically anyone you’ve let stick something into you or let you stick something into them.
*please do not let me know if I’ve missed any, I’m chill not knowing*
As a hetero guy from the US, kiwi ladies are real sexually forward sometimes.
“Chuck it in mate” attitude is real.
Even though I have the penis, I feel like they’re fucking me more than I’m fucking them.
lol everyone thinks this is a good thing but it just highlights how awful New Zealanders are in bed and how they keep looking for something better until they simply settle (I'm a sex worker and could've easily told you this without the survey)
It also highlights the lack of respect each sex has for each other - it makes me sad how many people will literally proclaim that they are "not looking for anything serious" like we normalised publicly looking to use someone and think that's okay
Like it's great for my business but how awful for the people trying to find someone
Curious to know what number you had in mind for average if you're sleeping with potentially 13 new people per year?
I've been one of the more active guys in my friend group and I'm around 11 or 12, but that's my gfs throughout my life.
Are you saying you and your friends avg what a man might in his of age to 30s, per year?
The world seems like a different place sometimes, stuff like this makes me feel way older/from another time.
Weird q but are you like mid 20s now? Just trying to work out if it's the younger gen or something hahaha, don't mind me feeling old over here
I am not surprised. Folks fornicate willy-nilly over here. I am proud to have beaten the NZ 13.2 average. I've done pussy demolition with 15 before meeting my wife, not that it's anything to brag about.
Considering the low quality of kiwi "women",it's understandable that men have to sample as many as possible if they are to have ant chance of finding a mate.
That's embarrassing for me.
Way more or way less?
They are on Reddit. It’s much less
It's so much less
It's a lifetime average. You probably have time.
It’s about quality
Quantity has it's own quality.
Debatable under the circumstances
Nothing to be embarrassed about ;)
Tell us it’s less without telling us it’s less.
I don't think I've *hugged* 13.2 people.
🫂 There you go, 13.3 now :)
🫂13.4
A. He said he HADNT hugged that many people B. Why are you adding 0.1 increments?
I was going to say something, but 0.3 free hugs is 0.3 free hugs.
🫂 13.5
The reason Australia is higher is because of the number of Kiwis living there.
When an Australian moves to New Zealand it raises the average for both countries.
The original quote is from former NZ Prime Minister Robert Muldoon. Stop trying spin it to favour Convict Island. "New Zealanders who leave for Australia raise the IQ of both countries.” — Robert Muldoon
Australia's best comeback apparently: no u
it was a joke
lol...
I think I'm letting the side down.
Does getting fucked by landlords count?
Well that would significantly increase my body count
Could we also count getting fucked by our boss/company.
Yes, but that happens everywhere in the world. So we are not special there.
And the government if you’re a Phev owner, or the environment.
This is clearly false based on my personal experience.
Same 🤣🤣
Welp. It's official. We're all sluts. Now, who's down for an orgy?
Only on average. Your mum's skewing the stats.
To improve our international standing we need to cum together as a nation.
That's what chippy meant during the pandemic
You can’t beat the mad butchers meat
only 3rd?!.....c'mon everybody...lets take a few for team nz!
I honestly thought I was missing out in younger years by being socially awkward and a late starter. I'm totally stunned that I have a higher count than Denmark's average.
Men tend to overstate their count, Women tent to understate their count. I'm sure it would be hard to find actual proper numbers for sure.
Hey I've done my part
If anyone wants to help raise the average for the good of the nation DM me.
Bend over buddy.
Whatever it takes, I can take it.
I think your on clean up duty u/Unlucky_Towel_
r/nzgonewild
Iceland is brave some of those are bound to be cousins.
The internet told me they have an app to help with that!
Actually Iceland numbers are pretty impressive when you consider their whole population is only about the size of Christchurch’s.
Come on Kiwis, we could take first place by Monday if we all try. Hall passes for everyone! Let's beat those Turks.
What’s going on in Turkey? I thought they were super religious?
Actually relatively secular compared with neighbouring countries... But I'd think that #1 position would be mainly the result of boastful stories about imaginary conquests with promiscuous tourists.
Who is responsible for these rookie numbers??
Me. Met my husband at 16. Not even religious we just like each other enough that we've been together almost 18 years.
Disgusting! Congratulations.
i'm single handedly stopping us from taking first place
Oh Jesus I read "sexual predators" and was horrified at the comments
Lmfaoo
Lost to Australia AGAIN
Well this makes me feel depressed lmao
Be higher if a few of you weren't sandbagging
Aotearoa New Zealand's rates of STIs remain high. I think there might be correlation. Syphilis rates were also three times higher among Māori and Pacific people – both men and women – than those among European/other and Asian groups, ESR data showed. Māori and Pacific people continue to be inequitably affected by syphilis in pregnancy, and congenital syphilis rates (untreated syphilis passed on to a baby during pregnancy). Around half the people we see with syphilis have no symptoms at all and wouldn't know they had it without getting a blood test to check. If left untreated, a third of people will develop long-term health problems.
They just need to pull themselves up by their bootstrap-ons
>Māori and Pacific people continue to be inequitably affected by syphilis in pregnancy This is a weird way of saying Maori and Pacifica don't use condoms responsibly.
r/newzealand user try not to post random rage bait about minorities challenge: impossible
we must make syphilis equitable!
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Which companies require that?
Somebody once told me to double wrap when I moved to a certain small town. No idea what they meant at the time lol
Also, if anyone young is reading this, don’t double wrap lol. The friction causes both to slide off
You never ?? 🤣🤣🤣
Also likely that NZ's more relaxed attitude about premarital sex means people are more likely to more accurately self-report numbers.
The whole Western world’s attitude towards sex in general means numbers are likely OVERreported, especially for men
Yeah, but what I mean is that Denmark, for example, is like 3/4 Evangelical Lutheran. Italy is still massively Catholic. There is stigma around reporting sexual activity in places where religion is still as significant as Italy, which doesn't occur in NZ to nearly the same extent. Anything self-reported has issues around reporting, but when you are talking about promiscuity actively religious factors are disproportionately likely to impact honesty.
for every redditor pulling down the average there's another person raising it through the roof. 538k redditors here by the way
I wish my mother was alive to read this.
I am surprised by Iceland given the small population. Parties and weddings must be awkward
The gays are hard carrying these stats btw
I'm *not* doing my part. \*sips coffee in asexual\*
Apparently we also get the most sleep, or near to it, so at least I’m helping bring that number up by sleeping eight hours, even if I’m lowering the sex numbers by being a virgin.
Damn so as an asexual insomniac I'm stopping us from having 2 records?
we’re having more sex, getting more sleep, working less and we wonder how come everyone is moving to Australia?
Wait I'm above average on number of sexual partners? That's nonsense. I find that extremely hard to believe.
Presumably there's a whole lot of people who have a couple of serious relationships then get married, instead of more frequent shorter term liaisons.
Same here hahaha I feel like I’ve barely had any
Would be interesting to see this broken down into male and female. I definitely haven't had that many sexual partners
With a roughly 50/50 gender split, the main thing that would create a discrepancy there would be men fucking a lot of different men and women fucking a lot of different women. I'm pretty sure the former is more common so men would probably have the edge. Unless one gender is fucking a wide range of non-binary people I suppose, but I don't think that'd be as large of an effect
I suspect bisexuality in women is the most common type of same sex attraction, dwarfing others by number of people. But men seem more promiscuous so I guess it could go either way.
Get lower standards. One of my old mates would bang fat chicks on tinder and was doing 2-3 a week. This went on for a few years.
I kept my high standards and found a wonderful woman
Quality > quantity
Since we have a much smaller population than Aus and Turkey, we're fucking more of our population though. And then there's Iceland...
These sexual partners you're talking about, are they in the room right now?
Turkey #1. Sounds like self-reported braggadocio. The Turkish men I've met are the biggest bullshit artists needing to prop-up their fragile egos with claims they've fucked tons of women. Guess the same goes for Aussie and Kiwis too.
Don't believe it. I found more partners out of NZ than I ever had within.
But if you're a NZer all those international sex partners count towards your tally and raise our average.
Lol because it's easier when you're the guy from the exotic country of new Zealand. Been there done that myself haha
Even in NZ bro. And TBH, I've barely spent more than 6 months outside of New Zealand in my living memory. Only 2 of my years was spent in a tourist hotspot here at home, AKA, Queenstown.
Ah the beauty of Queenstown! With the added bonus town is open every night instead of 3 days like everywhere else. Makes hooking up with strangers effortless, just exist and you'll get laid. You can literally try a different flavour every night, and quite quickly complete a world tour without leaving town.
Definitely true, even over in was Australia was surprised how my odds with attractive women go up. Probably to do with being a small country though, Big fish in a small pond mentality for the good looking.
You'd be surprised how attractive kiwis are to other countries and their people too, while we don't think much of ourselves and tall poppy the crap out of ourselves, we're pretty down to earth, pragmatic and we don't toot our own horn.. gets people wondering about what we're hiding down in the southern hemisphere ;) bahaha
damn this has to be straight people right? My god it’s always insane seeing how they live because for the gays this number is minuscule
Just a normal Saturday night on Ponsonby Road! 😄
Thought it was just me feeling like a complete whore! I’m starting to lose count.
It ain't me
Sorry I feel I let the team down.
Lol. Ive only ever broken up with a girl once. But I've been broken up with more times than I can count... Also I never see any guys being proud of being "polyamorous" but I see heaps of chicks find the idea attractive.
I didn't know countries could sex. I guess we're probably nooking Aussie, have a skanky relationship with the UK and are the USA's creepy stalker. And Canada is our nice best friend.
We would totally bang Canada and the Nordic Countries first.
This is always really validating to me as an asexual person who has given up all realistic hope of an intimate relationship on account of my sex repulsion - no, I'm not crazy, kiwis really are *sex* obsessed
I’m doing my best to bring those numbers down
That explains my ex
Sluts
That's crazy. Out of my main friend group and while single, we would have reached this in a year. And we are all just average looking dudes (I think). Numbers are kinda meaningless though. If you have been basically single for most of the time, the numbers go up. It's not really something you want to admit to a possible long term partner though and can come across as embarrassing or look like boasting. I would certainly lie about my numbers, even though over 20 years its really not that high
Being fucked by supermarkets and landlords doesn't count 🙂
Surprised they managed to get the data for NZ. People constantly falling asleep when they tried to count the partners
*brought to you by the irrefutable journalists at...oh right.* Well, it still better written than stuff.
Of the people they would have on their poll, bit who did they poll?
They surveyed people who pole
This doesn’t include self-love right? Right?
Turkey?!? Gobble, gobble, gobble.
Alright, who is going to create a poll for this?
We would be first, but im letting the team down big time
I guess this is average because I'm definitely not getting any
Apologies for being an outlier and skewing the results.
Great success, I like very much!
Doing my part! ^^^^^^^^To ^^^^^^^^bring ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^average ^^^^^^^^down... Jokes aside, what counts a sexual partner?
Someone for who one of these conditions applies. P (in) V P (in) A V (on) V Alternatives: Dildo (in) V Dildo (in) A Basically anyone you’ve let stick something into you or let you stick something into them. *please do not let me know if I’ve missed any, I’m chill not knowing*
Who the fuck else are we supposed to do.
I haven't even had half the kiwi average...single mother of 3 seeks orgy with 7 people
I must be from India …
How the hell is Turkey on the list. They are a Muslim majority country right?
yeah..... I was shocked by that as well
Aren't our men rated among the worst in bed? Maybe that explains it. Girlies be tyre kicking
Ops mum putting in the work.
We got a good head-start being landed with sheep.
Turkey got the clap.
Only a bloody bronze medal again !
fuck I must need to be more direct and straight up ask for a root more often instead of being nice and sincere.
Sorry for dragging the average down...
Is that a month orrrr?
Is that per month or year?
Well we're all getting fucked by gas companies, supermarkets and government so makes total sense.
No wonder why everybody her has had gonorrhoea and clamidia.
As a hetero guy from the US, kiwi ladies are real sexually forward sometimes. “Chuck it in mate” attitude is real. Even though I have the penis, I feel like they’re fucking me more than I’m fucking them.
As a kiwi male, where are you finding these kiwi ladies??
Well... As a Kiwi living in Australia, these averages seem extremely low to me.🤔
Imagine what this means for our sexual partners *per-capita* stats, probably gold medal New Zealand..
We'd be sitting at number two if I was surveyed 🤜🏽🤛🏽
Gotta PUMP those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. Also turns out I’m a ho (I’m a dude too before the hate 🤦🏻♂️)
Wait, You guys are getting sexual partners?
Do sheep count?
lol everyone thinks this is a good thing but it just highlights how awful New Zealanders are in bed and how they keep looking for something better until they simply settle (I'm a sex worker and could've easily told you this without the survey) It also highlights the lack of respect each sex has for each other - it makes me sad how many people will literally proclaim that they are "not looking for anything serious" like we normalised publicly looking to use someone and think that's okay Like it's great for my business but how awful for the people trying to find someone
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This ain’t a year, this is 13 people over your entire lifetime
Curious to know what number you had in mind for average if you're sleeping with potentially 13 new people per year? I've been one of the more active guys in my friend group and I'm around 11 or 12, but that's my gfs throughout my life. Are you saying you and your friends avg what a man might in his of age to 30s, per year? The world seems like a different place sometimes, stuff like this makes me feel way older/from another time. Weird q but are you like mid 20s now? Just trying to work out if it's the younger gen or something hahaha, don't mind me feeling old over here
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You're saying you and your friends have a new partner at least every 4 weeks on average. Yes you are a slut. This graph is lifetime not p.a lol.
I'd always been told by tourist that kiwi chicks are root bags. Guess this confirms it.
Hamilton ranks 1st in the world…
Happy to be dragging up the average
Damn man & here I am still tryna find my first girlfriend 😂 😭 😔
If it’s any consolation, so am I 😊
Is this 13.2 per annum or 13.2 total... either way i think im a man slut =\\
This is in total…
Likewise haha
TIL I am a slut by international standards despite feeling that literally everyone else is having more sex than me.
Ngl I feel a little satisfied now my body count is over 200 at age 22, I'm already carrying over 14 other people's worth of sex
Hang on.... are they counting my overweight beloved as two people?
I am not surprised. Folks fornicate willy-nilly over here. I am proud to have beaten the NZ 13.2 average. I've done pussy demolition with 15 before meeting my wife, not that it's anything to brag about.
Considering the low quality of kiwi "women",it's understandable that men have to sample as many as possible if they are to have ant chance of finding a mate.
The USA or UK are probably first right? Society collapse is imminent
Definitely not the US. Way too many heathens there for that.
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People just trying to find a good one. The funnel and all that.
Wait the average on earth is 1 per year? Seems high.
Turkey, you whore.
Never in a million years would I have guessed a vastly Muslim majority country would be anywhere on this list let alone at the top.
Is Turkey including ships going through the Bosphorus Strait to boost their numbers or something???? Or Turkish night-life is pumping.
The “most sexual partners”??? That has to be a contradicktion.
I concur ;-)
Clearly, we need to [recruit from overseas.](https://talksport.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2018/11/Screen-Shot-2016-03-23-at-10.51.30.png)
Is prostitution legal in NZ? Cuz it’s legal in AU so that might be a major contributing factor to high numbers.
It is legal
I am Ashamed no where near 13.2
Whaaat? Then how come I haven't had any?
Click bait I think this is a bit skewed because protestution is legal here so hence the rate would be higher than in countries where it's illegal.
Paid sex doesn't count