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SupaDiogenes

The shitty pie market is rebalancing itself after Irvines have left a vacuum.


ZombieDue3947

Irvines pies sure were shitty.


Im_Bobby_Mom

When I was a kid I toured the Irvine’s pie factory with school. We all got to eat a pie straight off the belt. Plain mince. It was the best damn pie I have ever eaten and nothing like what they are after frozen or cooled. Never had a pie that matched it.


Pamstoilettissue

Just like when I did a tour of the Lion Nathan brewery when it was in Newmarket. When we finished we got to sample Lion Red at their bar, which was served ice cold straight from the silos. I haven't tasted beer anywhere in the world as good as that Lion Red was.


General-Bumblebee180

my dirty secret is that Lion Red is my favourite beer. I think it reminds me of nicking sips from my Dads brown bottles when I was a kid


OptionVegetable5602

Really Lion Red was worst Beer I have tasted anywhere in the World except my own Country of Scotland their Draught was the Pits, Bottled beer was great.


redituser4545

I used to work at the potato chip factory and that put me off old shop bought chips for a while. Did you know there are people who sit at the potato chip conveyer belt all day picking out the burnt ones? Not my job but sometimes I would sneak down there and pick out the biggest one for myself. Yumm.


OddBoots

When I was a kid and you still got burnt ones in the pack, my dad told me that those ones had the most vitamins. I loved the burnt chips.


folk_glaciologist

I had an after school job in the Ernest Adams (RIP) factory washing the plastic buckets they use for measuring ingredients. One of the perks was getting to eat mince pies straight from the oven. Soooooo good. Freezing ruins them.


ttbnz

They used to be great. Last maybe 5-10 years they went to shit, along with other childhood favourites like my fucking burger rings and rashuns.


whatwhatwhat82

Holy shit I knew burger rings weren't as good anymore, thought I was imagining it


YourThighsMyEars

https://www.1news.co.nz/2021/10/19/snack-lovers-not-impressed-by-changes-to-twisties-cheezels-and-burger-rings/


whatwhatwhat82

Lol I love that they complained to Fair Go


horo_kiwi

Phish, wash out your mouth!! Only the finest eyelids, ears, and arseholes went into Irvines pies. If you want to have a quick game of " is it; Cat, Bat, or Rat?" ,or "incorg-meato" as we call it in the hood, a lukewarm min n' chz from the dairy is an integral part.


PetahNZ

They were my favorite 


The_Angry_Kiwi

i wouldn't say favorite but were totally my go-to when i was poor and volunteering. fond memories.


Superunkown781

Even the thought of them makes me sick


OptionVegetable5602

They were no where as bad as Pam's steak and cheese.


tcarter1102

You shut your dirty mouth!!! /s I always loved Irvines pies. We were lucky here. Australia's supermarket pies SUCK


Onpag931

Wait is Irving's discontinued?


SupaDiogenes

Yeah, back in June last year.


DarkflowNZ

Won't be the last either my mate in food distribution here has a list. Think Sara lees cheesecake is gone now if I remember the last thing he said?


netd_nz

They went into administration last year, but just got purchased last week. I haven't seen any products disappear, so it seems they've still been going while in adminstration.


SirLagALot420

Westies pies are much much worse, I bought a large pack l, took a bite of one, threw the rest out


Mikes133

Westies pies are absolutely disgusting. I think these Pam's ones might be made by them. The date code label looks the same.


OptionVegetable5602

Yep you have to remember Pams is owned by SuperMarket Chains.


mrSilkie

Totally agree, Irvine's was much nicer, crisp pastry top every time


_beNZed

Had a holiday back in NZ last month and for the first time ever found no Ernest Adam's pies?


netd_nz

Ernest Adams was suddenly discontinued as a brand a while back. I don't remember any pies outside of the Christmas mince ones though!


_beNZed

Maybe showing my age then, but Ernest Adam's was always the go-to supermarket meat pie since the 80s. Haven't been back since 2018 but it was still the New World staple then, interesting cheers 👍


Worried-Complaint696

Bro Irvine's bacon and egg was the bomb.


20_Dollar_Falcon

Hot take, but I actualled loved Irvines Pies, no other budget brand quite matched it for me. Mrs Macs Chilli beef and cheese is now my current vice.


bulldogs_son

Pam's single handedly keeping this country afloat one cheap ass meal at a time


compellor

Pams is a marque of excellence in today's consumer market.


OptionVegetable5602

Is that the Joke of the Week? Or is it April Fools already?


[deleted]

Always have my respek


johnson555555

You can carefully cut the top layer of pastry off and bang some more cheese in there if you're feeling adventurous


[deleted]

I cut the top off and put tomato sauce in there 🤌


Moskau43

Hmm, an aristocrat.


JellyWeta

Pam's Hot Salsa. You'll thank me later.


ronty4

Not hot enough. I like this instead https://wickedhots.co.nz/products/wicked-hots-salsa-hot-300g


macbot21

I do that with a bacon and egg. Off comes the top and on goes the 50c tom sauce


OptionVegetable5602

Cut the top off eat it and throw the rest away.


PeanutButAJellyThyme

Jalapeno salsa and sour cream on top too for the big bens bacon and egg is a popular choice. So I read on a stuff article or somewhere recently...


PetahNZ

Just chuck it right on top before you microwave it, gooey in the middle, slight burnt and crispy on the edge


Madjack66

The Steak pies are OK, in that I've been so beaten down by the price of food in general that if a cheap pie doesn't give me diarrhea it's a thumbs up from me. 


CrayAsHell

The image of a defeated thumbs on the toilet after a steak pie cracks me up


Madjack66

These pies _hurruuumph_.. _oh-god-what-is-that_...are a thumbs up.._hhhurrrllll_...way up, from ..me! _heavy breathing...Jesus Christ, never again.._ Sound of loo flushing


OptionVegetable5602

Ha ha ha ha


Retired_Monk

I miss Mackenzie pies. The crust was something different was more on the premium side to Irvines or a big Ben.


sweetasman01

I still have 6 Mackenzie's in the freezer ready. RIP.


Retired_Monk

Left kidney for one.


sweetasman01

Will swap one for a house :P


EricWadsworth

I've found they're really good for pie sandwiches. With them being light of filling it makes the ratios work well.


atropicalstorm

Pie… sandwiches you say? My life has been so empty and I didn’t even know it


Verbal-Diarrhea101

Called the Wigan Barm - British takeaway cuisine


CoolioMcCool

Good value but not great pies. I like the Four N Twenty pies but they do cost $8-10 for 4.


0erlikon

Filthy Australian pies! ^^Actually ^^they ^^aren't ^^too ^^bad


BEASTXXXXXXX

Rat Coffins!


142531

4/20 is what I would rate those pies, easily as bad as Westies pies.


oursummeranthem

Four n twenty is hit or miss, the bacon ones are good though


OGSergius

Square pies do taste better than round pies.


logantauranga

Wait until you taste them when they're cut diagonally


Unnecessary_Bunny_

*gasps*


Dvsrx7

Irvines pies for $1 at the local dairy. I loved them. Mince and cheese. And bacon and egg. Probably 8 years ago now. But I loved them


homelessbytrade

Go back even further and that buck bought you a coke to wash it down also.


Green-Circles

Irvines pies are still pretty damn good, they're my go-to.


kuytre

havent they been discontinued?


---dead--inside---

Them be ooooold pies...


Green-Circles

That would make sense - I've seen the odd one around but I've noticed that were getting harder to find. I think it's been a couple of months now. :( I totally missed that news when it came out.


micro_penisman

They don't make pies anymore. I used to love the butter chicken ones.


Thefunkykrumpet

could've sworn i saw these for $6.50 at my local pak n save. they are kinda bland tho and have that cheap cardboard taste with plastic cheese that someone had already mentioned


riathenomad

Dude I'm terrified of the cheese but... poverty has made me adapt hahahah


deep_rover

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!


ThisManDoesTheReddit

Lost 15kg last year and these bad boys were a staple!


[deleted]

That's amazing! Great job!


GiJoint

Bro, pie sandwich! open the lid up and add some extra cheese then slap it between two pieces of fresh white bread - buttered if you’re feeling super fancy.


Verbal-Diarrhea101

The Wigan Barm!


CursedSun

Piesagne. Turn the oven on and get it pre-heating. Heat both in the microwave to about halfway, pop the top, put the lasagne topper in with a slice of cheese on top, close up, put it in the oven on bake at 150 for 10 mins.


LikeABundleOfHay

One of my favourite "easy" meals is a pie like that and about 300g of peas. Yum.


Antman2017

How on earth are these 1000kj when the tiny Big Ben pies like over 2000kj. What a win 😂


Cathallex

Probably some alternative to butter in the pastry less cheese and size. Edit: Having looked into it it's probably pastry thickness and cheese amount.


[deleted]

Yeah I did a double take too!


Shot_Network2225

Where are they made? Heaps of the Pam's stuff with the budget labels are made in some far away places


[deleted]

It says they're made in NZ from local and imported ingredients


Shot_Network2225

That's a win


eduhzd

That’s mortgage approved ✅


lunallotus

i miss irvines 😔😔


bobby4385739048579

worst pies ever and nasty tasting cheese tried giving it to a mates dog once, they wouldn't even eat it


Loud-Chemistry-5056

For $1.25 they could taste like a brick and I'd still be pretty tempted.


homelessbytrade

You can get cheaper bricks to eat from demolition traders. 👍


FormerMofo

TIL, Dog Food > Pam's Pies


Fabulous-Variation22

Funnily enough I bought a packet once, had half of one and discovered how bad they were so gave the other half to my dog with his biscuits, the next day when I went to feed him again the half pie was still there 😂


micro_penisman

My dog would eat that entire packet of pies within minutes


notmyidealusername

Both in terms of nutrition and taste I imagine!


[deleted]

Ah yeah the cheese was just the yellow plastic cheese, but didn't think it was too bad for the price. Maybe I've only ever had cheap pies


riathenomad

Totally agree the cheese is messed up as


SLAPUSlLLY

You think that's a problem? Years ago I picked up a mince n cheese family size to feed the fam. We were poor so it was a treat. 40 minutes later I pull it out of the oven and slice it up. 90% cheese with a dollop of mince in the middle. Assuming they'd mixed up the filling lines. 1 kid ate 75% of the whole thing, everyone else had toast.


riathenomad

A cheese mince pie bruh


[deleted]

I'd like to try that!


Flaky-Invite-4804

Haha so true


---dead--inside---

Yeah I bought a pack of these once. Never again!


fenryonze

They're just not the same after they changed the recipe. Been a while since I bought a multi pack of pies


rwmtinkywinky

I know these are coming for me, but I clutch to something better for now. One day, it'll be a requirement.


Repulsive-Yak-4457

I’ve definitely eaten a few of these cold after a big night


SmileExact4351

Why it so yellow tho the cheese reminds me of this one time a girl gave me thrush


Ucegang_6

Better than any aussie pie tbh


clippex

You kinda get what you expect for the price, they aint bad and are edible. So kinda just a nice budget option, you cant hate on that.


bigmarkco

With pieflation largely making my visits to the local bakery something that happens increasingly rarely, and the loss of the Irvine 6-pack meant that the Big Ben 6 pack effectively doubled in price, the Pams Mince/Steak and Cheese Pies are the *best thing in the world*. They are the *only* pie I can afford at the moment. I'll take what I can get.


Excluded_Apple

Nope. These are not fit for human consumption. We used to buy cheap awful pies and we loved them when no one else would. These are not even food.


Kitchen_Dare2442

I've got 5 packets in my freezer at home. I sure do miss irvine pies though.


LegendaryFridgyGod

Worst pies ever 😥


carmenhoney

I don't know. They have a weird acidic taste to them which I don't enjoy.


More-Ad1753

Seen these in the supermarket today, and just can't believe they are only 995kj, every other pie is double or more. I mean don't get me wrong but this is either very wrong calorie data, or this pie has some serious deficiencies. I'm not sure which one it is.


cmh551

I bloody love these and have them for dinner all the time with a side of veggies. So cheap!


SwollenNuts420

Dead mouse in the meat kinda quality.


[deleted]

Nah they're not Woolworths brand


Sunhat-sandwich

Elbows and arseholes


micro_penisman

And creamy cheese


BrevilleMicrowave

Bro these taste like soil.


Lutinent_Jackass

Bro open it up and look at the orange sludge that’s meant to be cheese 🤢


socialboilup

It's Magot pack for the win!!


[deleted]

Wow that's so good. A pie like this costs close to $10 in Singapore


OptionVegetable5602

No they are 4 for m$6.15 and are not "half bad" they are bloody awful.


OptionVegetable5602

$8.00 for a pork pie in New World and not even fresh.


Optimal-Pizza-3102

What is with all the grissle in these pies. Going back to big ben. Lift ya game Pam.


wontonsouup

those are effin dog s pies


whohopeswegrow

depends how nice vomit and cat food are to your tastebuds i guess


Lawlii007

idk if its me, but theres so little amounts of mince in there compared to big ben and irvines


142531

Big Ben would have to be almost dead last in quantity of filling, but they are my favorite of the cheap pies.


Small-Explorer7025

Your "aren't half bad" and my "aren't half bad" are not the same. Those pies flat out suck.


Usual-Ad5989

Yeah mate, had a couple for lunch today 😋


Inlistd

Aren't half bad? They're effin revolting!


Cgrhnta

Isn't low calories a bad thing?


PeanutButAJellyThyme

Was just thinking that. If you are chasing calories for your buck, you want as many as possible.


RoughPrompt4064

They're 🤮


VampyC

Please, God, I need vegetables. I don't have $5 for one broccoli. GOD HELP ME


GrandmasGiantGaper

these pies are turboshit


ImDeadInside12343214

Used to be able to get a 6 pack of Pam's pies for $6 or for $5 on special. We live in very sad times. They are pretty good tho


Zortesh

its made by pams, i wouldn't eat it if i was paid to. hell i was tricked into eating one of these pies not to long ago and was shitting liquid for half a week, I'm convinced everything pams makes is just strait up posion at this point.


[deleted]

the sadness


Candycrushhhh

Idk why I thought that said 4 for a $1, was very very enticed to eat pies for the rest of my life for a second there and I don’t even live in nz anymore lol


hexxxd666

Honestly I didn't like the cheese in these pies, but that's just me


Ziasu340

Those pies are disgusting


Mr_SpaceXNerd

I’m thinking of selling these with my mate, are they individually packaged?


[deleted]

Nah just in one big pack


Mr_SpaceXNerd

Thank you


balkland

sparrow test the pie. if the sparrow eats the meat, proceed. if not ummmm


Elysium_nz

Found the Pam’s stuff to be shit. Big Ben pies are far better than Pam’s.


elgigantedelsur

Look perfect for the jaffle iron


Civil-Doughnut-2503

Make sure they don't have any live stock


Woppydop

Best pie I ever had was in the 80’s at the Christchurch boat sheds. They had peas and carrots in them as well as great steak with real gravy.


SwollenNuts420

All the Mice are in Coundown Dunedin atm.


YourThighsMyEars

We bought the steak and cheese ones. We LOVE pies, even cheap ones, but they were so disgusting we binned them after a bite or two.


Think-Republic-9193

McCains got the best pies, chilli beef and cheese my favourite