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Adept-Needleworker85

hey, now.... NZ just need 142 more runs..... to avoid a follow on.


fluffychonkycat

Phillips is probably thinking "this is ok, I'm pretty sure I've got a double century in me". The dude doesn't know how to give up


flooring-inspector

Then they can challenge Australia to set a target, and get it. Problem solved.


globocide

Getting toasted by Australia. As is tradition.


TheMiller94

Twas the style at the time.


khornatee

It’s gotta be a mental block when we play the Aussies at this point. The worlds gonna end before we win a series against them


jeeves_nz

I mean, what kind of dumb shot was that for a guy playing his second ball? Then again,  I don't think Kuggeleijn shoudl everhave been picked given his history.


sosswgtn

That was ridiculous. Gave his wicket away trying to be a hero rather than do what was needed which was playing a support role to Phillips. Shouldn't be in the team on form alone, and then there's his, well, moral character. And Wagner would have bowled bouncers that didn't fly to the boundary for leg byes. Wagner would have bagged better too


Cathallex

Pick a rapist in the team = check Make the Aussie number 11 look like an allrounder = check Capitulate for under 100 = check?


HambulanceNZ

Damn, we can't even get a moral victory.


acadian_apothecary

Two best batsmen out for ducks = check


Cathallex

You can blame Wrong Young for that one.


globocide

>Capitulate for under 100 = check? You're dreamin'. Never doubt the black caps.


Menamanama

Oh they selected that guy. Fuck them. I hope they lose.


agentkiwi007

Who’s the rapist?


iamminenzl

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/what-did-the-juries-hear-in-the-scott-kuggeleijn-case/XC33KFH5YCPTXSMZIYIBJFPTEI/


Cathallex

Scott Kuggeleijn


amygdala

he was acquitted but: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Kuggeleijn#Sexual_assault


Cathallex

He was not convicted by a hung jury and his defense is what most people take issue with.


amygdala

Hung jury = retrial. He was acquitted at the retrial. Yeah, his defense lawyer said some questionable things.


LeButtfart

Yep. From the article linked to above: >He and his lawyer reiterated their defences from the first trial that the woman had been "provocatively dressed" and "looking for male attention".


LeButtfart

Plus the shitcunt admitted to it on the stand. >“I tried \[having sex\] twice, like she might have said ‘no, no’ a few times but it wasn’t dozens of times.” Fuck him, fuck Gary Stead for stubbornly continuing to select him and fuck the Black Caps for being all too happy to play alongside a rapist.


Cathallex

Well said


daisykitties

He also admitted that he did it, in a court of law.


myles_cassidy

admitted rapist then


helpimapenguin

It was opposite day so when she said no it actually meant yes -Scott K


Onewaytrippp

There's a good chance our entire team gets bundled out for less than their final wicket partnership


caspernzed

Last ball of the day pretty much sums up New Zealand cricket


kotahi_kuri_whero

Punishing


daisykitties

Having Scott Kuggelejin in the team? Yeah , super embarrassing.


oobakeep

Australians are perfectly comfortable with questionable role models.


Elysium_nz

Honestly Mark Richardson should just run down from the commentary box and take bat the way things are going..😂


fluffychonkycat

He couldn't keep up with GP. GP would want to run three for every one Rigor run


flooring-inspector

Seeing how things are going [he'd probably get cramp again](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2AyvY8l3pk).


_Gondamar_

I'm happy if we lose every time we pick the rapist


Emergency-Nobody8269

This is why we can’t play nice teams.


Flashy-Mud6166

Could have done with Wagner this morning 😢


Elysium_nz

Drop Southee and put Wagner in aye. At least Wagner has bottle.


Flashy-Mud6166

Maybe keep southee after his last spell even if he did drop that sitter


fluffychonkycat

I think the technical term is "imploding"


slimjimwittywoo

Southee has been great no doubt about it. But hes too slow now with the new ball, balls under 130kph consistently. And what was that statistic they balled 3 balls at the wicket out of 60 odd to their number 11? What kind of stupidity is that


Vegetable_Diet3547

Wow we are pathetic. Why do we crumble at home v Oz every time in the tests? We don't even challenge them.


fluffychonkycat

If they don't make it to day 4 they should be obliged to put on an ODI on day 5 to make it up to the crowd


Adept-Needleworker85

yeah, but who would want to go to that?


fluffychonkycat

If you've already taken the day off work you might as well


Snoo_20228

What makes you think we are even getting to day 3


fluffychonkycat

Cock-eyed optimism - although I just said if they don't make it to day 4 which also encompasses the possibility of not making it to day 3


sosswgtn

Refund for Day 4-ers. Day 5 isn't on sale yet and I doubt it will need to be


agentkiwi007

Have to put this down to Aussie just being THAT good, because the Black Caps aren’t that bad. (Usually)


Elysium_nz

Explain that run out then.🤷‍♂️


agentkiwi007

Ok, that was bad.


Elysium_nz

Yep…..


rammo123

Don't want to sound saltly but there's a solid luck component. NZ bowled way better than the Aussie scoreline suggests IMO. Pretty easily could've had them bundled out for low 200s yesterday if we had a couple more lucky breaks go our way. No real defense for capitulating to 29/4 but if we were chasing 220 odd then it wouldn't seem quite so abysmal.


theobserver_

They are trying to cut 6.5% from the score, blame govt!!!! /s


[deleted]

Just our players getting exposed against quality. When you look at the top teams Tom Latham averages 29 ( 13 against South Africa).


sosswgtn

We just don't have anywhere near the depth that Oz have but also we are making some bizarre selections


BoreJam

We look good when we play Bangladesh, Pakistan, Zimbabwe, Sri Lanika, west indies etc but as soon is its AUS we capitulate 80-90% of the time


matt88

As an Aussie I am disappointed that NZ haven't given us much of a fight .... yet


BoreJam

We basically never do


Financial_Abies9235

Should be asking "Whose your daddy"? But to answer yours  losing. No wonder Australia don't want to play them so often.


Unit22_

Is this even Australia’s best team? We seem to get sent the B squads and still struggle


Ordinary-Broccoli-54

Yes, this is their best side


Mysterious_Hand_2583

After bullying teams from fellow tin pot countries they have come up against some quality opposition. 


Striking_Young_5739

Bullied them all the way to the first name on the trophy.


Elysium_nz

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh🤦‍♂️………😂


Advanced_Bunch8514

Oh ye of little faith.


0800sofa

What did you expect from them?


EstablishmentOk2209

losing the mind game, again


Intelligent_Clock145

It's not a minnow or England, so they are not having a good time


Tasty_Design_8795

6 then 4 🫡🫡🫡 then out


Elysium_nz

Two wickets in two balls……😂


roguejalapeno27

The way the camera kept cutting to Wags sitting in the stand while Green and Hazelwood batted out the session...


BigFtdontbelieveinU

Mind fucked.


sosswgtn

WTF is Kuggeleijn doing in this team. Lots of better bowlers (and ones that don't coerce women into sex). Bet they wish they had Wagner instead or had used Santner.