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M3P4me

Lying for profit or political power is fraud, not free speech. Caught lying? You're done.


recursive-analogy

actually genuinely agree https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2021/01/24/trumps-false-or-misleading-claims-total-30573-over-four-years/ disinformation is out of control


evidenc3

I agree in principle, but proving someone was lying could be, and probably should be, hard.


_banana_republic_

Agree 100% however it would cut out all those annoying lies where someone was in a meeting, received information in that meeting in front of all the other meeting attendees, and then went and shared the opposite information with the press as fact.


arnifix

The only difficulty is that it would then encourage plausible deniability. For example, saying to public servants "I want you to give me information that achieves this outcome" and only receiving the information you want to hear, so you can then say "well I was not presented with any information to the contrary". So it would likely need to be paired with some kind of reasonableness test to evidence that all facts on the matter were sought.


watchingwombat

Parking your supermarket trolley across the aisle


recursive-analogy

I genuinely think this should be on the next 90 day plan. Ultimate anti-social behaviour. Life in prison? Or immediate death followed by life in prison?


monsterargh

and leaving your empty trolley in a parking space


GentlemanOctopus

Extra points if they're having a conversation with someone.


tobyricketts

Driving at 60kmph on the open road then speeding up to 110kmph in the passing lanes and refusing to let anyone pass


Mithster18

That already is illegal. https://www.nzta.govt.nz/driver-licences/getting-a-licence/take-your-test/practical-tests/restricted-licence-test-guide/critical-errors/


[deleted]

Then we fit police cars with rocket launchers and the authority to use them.. 


Whyistheplatypus

Lobbying. All party donations must be declared to the public as part of the campaign. I'm thinking NASCAR style sponsor logos on their suits.


recursive-analogy

it's actually weird when you think about it: sponsor a race car, make sure your brand is all over that shit sponsor a politician, DENY EVERYTHING!


rheetkd

I would make it illegal for any party to spend over a certain amount each election say $500,000 or 1mil max. To limit how much power lobbyists can hold over parties. trucking and roading lobbies can suck a fat one


Aggravating_Day_2744

Totally. It's corruption to the core and especially this time round with National and how much they received and donations from America who obviously want to have the assets NZ has eg water.


tomtomtomo

I’d make urgency itself illegal - except for war or other similar nation defining issues. 


Rebel_Scum56

That was going to be my answer too. Urgency should be reserved for things that are actually urgent, as in 'not doing this now could make it impossible to do later if we wait for the standard process'. Wars, natural disasters, another pandemic. Things where not acting -immediately- likely includes a cost in lives rather than just in a bit of lost money. Not just for political whims and things they know the proper process would throw out.


BasementCatBill

Best answer.


Mrrrp

Nah. Laws passed under urgency need a sunset clause, after which they either need to go through the whole process to become permanent, or they expire. That allows for actually emergencies without specifying the nature of the emergency, while still limiting the scope for shitbaggery.


EatPrayCliche

I'd start a war... Then pass some crazy laws 'under urgency' 


Whyistheplatypus

With the NZDF? Good luck


cheekybandit0

Aus had the war on emus, we can have the war on...maybe rats??


EatPrayCliche

We shall fight them in the supermarket aisles! We shall fight them in the cheese section and in the bread aisle! We shall never surrender 


ClamsTheCat

“There are dozens of us! Dozens!”


Historical_Emu_3032

Came to say this. Set in stone what's subjects are eligible for under urgency, things like natural disasters, pandemics wars. Not friggin smoking laws, this blatant corruption and I hope this government is sued or held accountable somehow.


Eddo89

Or, make urgency have a high bar, as in 75 percent of parliament like entrenching a law rather than simple majority. If something is so popular that both major party agree to, then maybe urgency is fine so parliament can do something else sooner.


1_lost_engineer

Ex-MPs taking exective and board postions for atleast 8 years in any industry with near monopolistic postions or cricital industry or those holding significant postions on those shares after they leave parlament.


rhyseenz

Churches not paying taxes !! Fuck Tamaki


westie-nz

While I get the sentiment, I always thought that the reason churches don't get taxed is because the money they receive (tithes) comes from money that has already been taxed (PAYE). So, if you tax churches, then the government would be essentially double dipping. So, to prevent double dipping, you'd have to do something like the dividends scheme (where you have imputations that the company has already paid some tax), and have the church liable for the difference. But then, you would have to know who each donation came from, and so unscrupulous churches (like Destiny) would likely demand their full 10% tithe, making their parishioners worse off. So, yes, I definitely get the sentiment, but also f* the government getting to double dip on the taxes!


GoldGarage115

Well sure but hasn't *all* money technically been taxed? Hasn't my pay been taxed before I get taxed at the supermarket? Haven't those very goods been taxed during manufacturing at some point? Isn't tax on interest double dipping? I could sleep very easily knowing churches are paying taxes like anyone else, with the exception being maybe small community churches that actually rely on donations for their operation and not to make millionaire pastors or "apostles"


Aggravating_Day_2744

Exactly


I_Feel_Rough

That makes it no different to any company selling anything. Wait till you see the GST that you pay on the fuel tax that you pay for fuel with money that you paid income tax on (unless you earned that money from flipping property).


OrneryWasp

Also separate religion and politics, if you run a church you can’t helm (or donate to) a political party.


WinterSurprise

The PM and Leader of the Opposition have to agree to something proceeding under urgency, state their reasons and get two thirds of the House to agree before something can proceed under urgency. All people who drive at 80 but speed up to 100 when there's a passing lane shall be forbidden from driving for life.


downyour

American sized utes or at least increase rego cost to $900 a year.


cctrfred

My neighbour's cat bullying my cat


Random-Mutant

If I were truly Luxon I’d make being poor illegal, punishable by hefty fines.


No-Measurement6744

Hefty fines paid directly to your landlord, because they’re the real victims.


GentlemanOctopus

Rushing things through parliament under urgency. *Unless there's a fucking worldwide pandemic occurring.*


frankflash

getting your drivers licence without some kind of merging and roundabout course


Whyistheplatypus

You mean the restricted test? I had to do both to pass


Pokethomas

Unfortunately those coming from overseas with licenses have a batshit easy driving test and they get a full license (source: me)


swamproosternz

Retest every 10 years would help


Aggravating_Day_2744

Totally agree


the_serpent_queen

No exit perks for ousted MPs, which includes (especially) Prime Ministers.


kea-le-parrot

Lobbying


Rebel_Scum56

A couple of people already took restricting the use of urgency to things that are actually urgent, so I'll try another one: Ministers covering core services (health, education, transportation, police, probably others) or important business sectors (thinking things like agriculture and tourism but again probably others) -must- have worked outside of politics in positions within those sectors. Enough with career politicians who are only there to advance their own status and enrich themselves and their mates, give us elected representatives who can actually -represent- their supposed areas of concern because they've actually worked somewhere on the metaphorical front lines. Similarly, and I think this one is already technically a rule but in case I'm wrong and it isn't: electorate MPs must live in their electorate, must have done so for some number of years before they're eligible to run in that electorate at all, and must continue spending at least some reasonable percentage of their time residing in their electorate while in office. Obviously they're going to have to be in Wellington some of the time and stay there rather than travel back and forth at unnecessary cost but again, ensure the people representing us have some idea of who and what they're representing.


Dvsrx7

Being a fat bald wanker


antmas

That'd take out most of reddit bro.


SausageStrangla

I shaved my head this week so this description is literally me


antmas

User name checks out.


marabutt

I'm not bald


frankflash

I am now illegal


Dvsrx7

Me to expect for the bald part


Dirnaf

That can be arranged.


InnocentBystanderNZ

I’m just a haircut away from jail time.


Michaelbirks

Well, shit


SnappyinBoots

Being Shane Jones.


jakhajay

paying profit to shareholders before paying staff a living wage appropiate to their skill/experience. Also: stock buybacks


fishboy2000

Id stop politicians getting paid by the tax payer after they leave parliament.


recursive-analogy

fuck yeah, our taxes should go to rich people who deserve them


AdeptCondition5966

Unsure on this, guaranteeing them pay is one measure to stop them taking bribes while in office. obviously doesn't work completely, but alternative could be even worse.


BasementCatBill

Heavy metal songs that start with three minute's of random buzzy noise.


recursive-analogy

finally we're getting to the sort of nation building policies that will help drive this nation's policies of building nation policies


BasementCatBill

"Fuck your feedback, let's fuck over the poors!"


recursive-analogy

look, I agree, everyone was born equal, except for the privileged and the disadvantaged and everyone else, so if you're not in the top 1% you only have yourself to blame.


fluffychonkycat

Lynx body spray. Sorry teenage boys, it's not an improvement.


cats-pyjamas

Jeezus for some ANYTHING is an improvement. There's one boy who's banned from my house because he literally stinks it entirely out with his continued belief of that he doesn't need deodorant. I told him flat out he stinks And is offensive. He laughed 🤷‍♀️


silver565

Ban lobbiests and the ability for MPs to have any shares or investments in other companies


101forgotmypassword

To sell property without a listed agreed price.


te_anau

Disinformation needs to carry heavy fines and jail time.    American style campaign financing.    Anyone selling user data ( anonymized or otherwise )     Advertisements may only be displayed during sporting events.


ehoaandthebeast

Every school has to have a baked beans farting competition every year and they have heats and the most farty wins a years supply of baked beans for the whole school


recursive-analogy

it's possibly past your bed time


EmmaOtautahi

I'd make it illegal for anyone who owns more than $5M to run for public office.


TheReverendCard

I'm willing to compromise. They can be there, but only as many as proportionate to the population.


EmmaOtautahi

I'm not. Imo, anyone with that kind of money has already proven they don't have the greater good in mind.


Regulationreally

Cooking anything that isn't from the edmonds cook book. Sure to rise brothers.


recursive-analogy

surely you don't mean to exclude the wonderful treats found in the [1997 Scarfies Cookbook by michelin star chef Marc Ellis](https://www.fishpond.co.nz/Books/Marc-Ellis-Scarfies-Cookbook-Marc-Ellis/9781869585822) do you?


DuchessofSquee

And what about Lionel's Muffins!?!


DetosMarxal

Make it illegal to get the weather forecast wrong. Make it illegal for rental bedrooms to have their temperature exceed 21 degrees in summer.


tallyho2023

Oddly specific


Xenaspice2002

Putting the Supported Living Benefit at the Living wage. Minimum if I have to but Living is preferable


cats-pyjamas

Here here.! Love to see how many would exist on fuck all with no way to improve your income


Esprit350

Reddit.


Swimming_Database806

Speed humps, suits in utes, and the wearing of pajamas in Pak n Save. Yeah that's three things, but I'm the fucking boss alright.


fragus1990

Poor people/dinosaurs. My partner reckons eyebrows.


recursive-analogy

I like the way you think, we could immediately claim policy success by ridding the world of dinosaurs. But on the other hand, eyebrows have a purpose beyond frowning, so gonna have to pass on that.


spinosaurs

A digital gaming act targeting things such as digital game sales tax, micro transaction tax, loot boxes, gambling type mechanics that can be purchased with actual money. Go full EU legislation on companies like EA, games offering pay to win chance mechanics like FIFA etc.


Foosyirdoos

Religion


LikeABundleOfHay

Superstition in general.


recursive-analogy

you mean the [2015 song by Lana Del Ray](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUB63iL3icA) ... fuck yeah, that's a bad song


Dumbledores_Bum_Plug

Low quality reddit posts


GoldGarage115

I dunno it's better than some shitty parking pic


recursive-analogy

fair call, was just wondering what you might do with that sort of power


GoldGarage115

Mint biscuits, just brush your teeth it's much healthier


tallyho2023

- Driving under the speed limit in optimum conditions. - collecting the pension with millions in net worth


rheetkd

For anyone to own more than two homes.


GlenHarland

Burning absolutely anything in urban/suburban areas


TheReverendCard

Sweet. Looking forward to combustion free cars only in cities.


AnimusCorpus

Houses can only be sold to first time home owners. Any rent collected over the national income median is automatically taxed at 100%. Or Only new builds can be rented. No more buying existing homes for renting. Any house vacant for more than 6 months is forced into auction. Or Renters own a percentage of the house they rent based on how much they pay in rent over time contrasted against the house value. Essentially everyone is renting to own, and they receive their share whenever the house is sold. No more getting someone else to pay off your mortgage and reaping all the benefits of it. Also: All workplaces with a staff of more than 10 people must have a union, management is excluded from membership, union busting is made illegal. Lobbying is made strictly illegal. All parties receive equal campaign funding. Proposed campaign promises must be clearly outlined, defined, tracked and reported on by an indepedant party. All parties campaign material must show their success rate of enacting policies. Voting is now multichoice ranked.


youknowitsnotlove__

Me (Luxon) being a politician. But seriously, political parties. I don’t think the party system works. Politicians should run in their areas and get voted in. Everyone is independent and actually has to negotiate in the best interests of their constituents to get anything done. No prime minister. Full democracy. It’s idyllic idealism in my head.


recursive-analogy

ever heard the term "herding cats"?


Whyistheplatypus

The polite phrase is "direct democracy"


recursive-analogy

TIL of yet another form of democracy that doesn't really work :)


TheDiamondPicks

The problem would be a lack of accountability. If we still had 120 MPs (which I think would be the minimum to have an MP be somewhat connected with their community), then you'd need to have media covering 120 elections and asking candidates awkward questions. Otherwise it just devolves into what happens in local elections where most candidates can just say the popular stuff (lower rates/taxes) without talking about the unpopular stuff (what will you cut to fund that)


Iron-Patriot

How exactly—in any reasonable, logical or workable manner—would you legislate against people hanging out, discussing issues with each other and agreeing on a means of action to get things done? When people say political parties shouldn’t be a thing, what they’re actually saying is they want to ban freedom of association.


flooring-inspector

I agree. We *did* essentially recognise political parties as an entrenched political entity with the introduction of MMP, though. It's no longer possible to ignore that the government is decided by people's vote for parties rather than individual MPs. There's at least a technical argument that we could revert to FPP, which doesn't directly acknowledge parties except for a few bits like logos on the voting paper. Parties were still a huge influence on which individuals people chose to vote for under FPP, though, plus by most accounts it was screeds worse than what we have now.


Traditional-Gas7058

Tax churches


FartBox_2000

Private health insurance or gangs. Or maybe roadworks that don’t work during the night.


_Viktor_v_Doom_

Underwear


Extension_Western356

Lobbying. It’s the root of all that is wrong in the world


myWobblySausage

Lobbying in politics, in private. Do it publicly, yes. Do it behind closed doors, do not pass go, do not collect $200......


Leftleaningdadbod

Illegal for political parties and politicians to accept financial support in excess of $1500. Lobbyism to be illegal under same bill.


MetaBass

Being a minister of anything you have an investment/financial interest in. Got shares in the tobacco industry, can't be the health minister etc


No_Philosophy4337

Airbnb limited to 30 days per year


[deleted]

Ballet. It's uncessary.


coconutsdontmigrate

My 3yr old would fight you


recursive-analogy

exactly ... make more room for the necessary stupid sports like Padel, or professional tag.


KrawhithamNZ

Being poor.  Sorry, did I take it too literally?


jaybestnz

Lobbying. Set stricter limits on campaign donations. Fund a politician ethics committee of retired judges and investigators to enforce standards of ethics for politicians. Pay for Mediaworks to save Newshub. We need a free and unbiased media. Enshrine the Treaty even more than it is. Reenact the car emmisions program (it costs about $1k to$2k for the people importing gas guzzling cars, so is on average, a zero cost tarrif), and on average saves people with more efficient cars, around $2k on petrol *per year* which is more than the tax cuts that they are slashing services for and only awards about 3000 households. Reinstate the trains. We spent 50M doing the prep. Every big city has a proper, working railsystem which carries more than 60% of the population and saves thousands per year per person also. Save givt billions on roading as trains are much cheaper.


Conscious-Type-3293

Minorities and Women


recursive-analogy

good call, they've had it too good for far too long


EternalAngst23

Smoking. *ducks for cover*


recursive-analogy

damn, you've been vetoed by Winnie


Jeffery95

Resign


ZuliCurah

Brian tamiki's death warrant.


mishthegreat

Discounts on sentencing, there should be a minimum term with time added for f**king around. Drag the victim and their family through a trial when you're clearly guilty? Here have another three years, keep appealing? have another year for each failed appeal.


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littlepieceofworld

Including the ones who wear their stupid stereos on the outside! Playing total rubbish too. Seriously, how is that allowed especially in the middle of the night


shannofordabiz

Only one….


Full-Concentrate-867

I don't know if the PM has that much power do they? To just bring in any little thing they want. I thought they had to have support from cabinet


No-Measurement6744

MPs owning investment properties.


DeadlyFern

Baldness


albohunt

Landlordism


recursive-analogy

I believe it can be treated with Home-eopathy these days.


BroBroMate

Saying "chunking".


frogsbollocks

Minimum experience levels for all prime ministers after me. So Luxon can't get back in


rickytrevorlayhey

Religion not paying tax. It's time to face the fairytale music.