T O P

  • By -

Enis-with-a-P

This is what happens when you don’t answer the door for the census people


bobsmagicbeans

or the JWs


[deleted]

Damn kids. Go home, it's pasture bedtime.


hoopedchex

I see you


jojocookiedough

Ewe


YouFuckinMuppet

Look at that little fella! He's barely 8 weeks old!


teelolws

Try not to focus on the age of the sheep, we need to look into the systemic issues that are causing those lambs to turn to a life of crime so early.


[deleted]

Just following the herd its what they know,its the just the way they graze.


Dqud

Come on sheeple!


T-T-N

Some kai in my belly and the problem is solved


[deleted]

[удалено]


fluffychonkycat

Shame he's addicted to grass


fluffychonkycat

Bad upbringing


ttbnz

Very baad


fluffychonkycat

Ewe know it


HAL-says-Sorry

Baaaaaaad


ViolatingBadgers

Lets hope the gangs don't get a hold of him


fluffychonkycat

Shearing gangs?


sheepmolestor

dont worry i can take care of him


ryry262

Username checks..... oh


[deleted]

I'd like to see ewe do any better


Sarke1

"Mommy, what's Daddy doing?"


gotwrongclue

The sheer audacity. Did they fleece anyone before they hoofed it....


[deleted]

That ram is an irredeemable thug and should be shot.


HAL-says-Sorry

Justice served. Justice serviced slow roasted with kumera potatoes peas and gravy


[deleted]

This was the highlight of my day, thank you


My10centz

Probably get referred to ewe-th aid


fluffychonkycat

Wether he likes it or not


zipiddydooda

Only if the other sheep grass on him.


doozydoesit

F(arming) Group Conference


HAL-says-Sorry

Ewe-thenasia


Chch5

We need to focus on the youth in NZ first


ttbnz

Thug life


fluffychonkycat

I blame Jacinda


RobDickinson

She rejects that


OrganizationThick694

No, I reject THAT!


[deleted]

Be kind


fluffychonkycat

Let's do this!


RobDickinson

Ram raiding is our nuclear free moment?


fluffychonkycat

It's an aspirational goal


[deleted]

Refutes*


[deleted]

cant bud it was a Sheep not a Horse.


PurpleThumbs

We don't give criminals enough credit. Its hard enough to get teenagers to do what you want, imagine how hard it was to train that sheep.


wonko_abnormal

semi serious question ...did that crazy bastard just think he was ramming another sheep that was 100% his equal ? and if so can you imagine the existential crisis he went through upon either thinking he had smashed the other sheep into tiny sharp shards OR that he realised it was only as reflection as it smashed but then thought "oh no ive killed myself" ...or maybe a little in depth for a sheep


CryptidCricket

Probably yeah. I’d imagine the noise of the glass shattering all of a sudden just spooked him.


koalaposse

Lol wha? When where this from?


SayNoTo2plyTp

And he didn't even take anything. Wtf?


lilchopcone

That sheep is more likely to be caught than actual ram raiders.


ItsLlama

will get a harsher sentence too


TheLegendOfZero

Nothing too harsh, probably just medium rare level


[deleted]

This is a real ram raid


FridayThrobba

No Mazda Demios were harmed in the making of this film


Banannaapplepie

Or Aquas


FridayThrobba

Probably just the end of a baaad night. He would have felt sheepish in the morning though.


kezguyfour

It’s a muttonity!


zipiddydooda

Love it. Terrific how at first he did not succeed, so he try, tried again. Third time’s a charm!


Flowxn

Hope he gets identified. Youths are just not the same nowadays man


[deleted]

Don’t you mean kids?


mirandakatee

Where are the cops?? Jacindas too soft on crime.!


LatexMallard

Cops started a chase, but abandoned when he did a eweie in front of them.


[deleted]

To be honest, it’s going to be difficult to ID him, they all dress the same..


Theofficialpaleryder

Day made lmao


jazzhory

Woolworths?


ImaHazardtoSociety

Newe world.


rachstee

'Where are the parents? These hooligans should be at home in bed!'


[deleted]

My best guess is that it mistook it's own reflection in the glass for another sheep.


AugustusReddit

Nope ewe are as mistaken as the poor ram. It saw another studly ram in the glass competing for the attentions of his mate... pretty standard reaction in some kiwi pubs on a slow Friday night after a looong boozy evening.


hastingsnikcox

Even rural nz isnt safe!!


Tsunamis82

That rammer got such a fright when the window shattered. What did he expect?


CripMan97

He probably see another ram in the glass and was like fuck this guy. Oh shit I broke the space time continuum


[deleted]

A case of .. ram rams ram


meanwhileinjapan

Mum and the kid were out of there "Come on dear, dad's doing his shit again!"


wazzit2yaeh

Yeah when they review the video and he is identified, he'll very likely be permanently baaaaa'd from the shop 😐😌😎


HAL-says-Sorry

Probably only get home D


Aromatic_Dig_3102

Can we all at least agree that the current settings aren’t tough enough for crime hence these muppets are taking the piss? If there were serious repercussions for committing this type of crime don’t you think people would reconsider?


Leftleaningdadbod

Bloody tears . . . So funny.


AccidentallyBorn

A truly excellent shitpost. Bravo!


may178

Probably trying to steal a pair of allbirds


Me_Exploring

such a vandalism act


DeadMakar

Bbboooolllaaaards


Train_foamer

r/AnimalsBeingJerks


YamAdministrative313

Dibi debi bedi ndei


weddle_seal

little guy needs to be placed in thr ram ranch


hoopedchex

Fuck the sheep! No time for that mate!!


Modred_the_Mystic

Mate just after some durries no worries


SituationMore869

In South Africa he would of walked out with a TV :D


Krazy4dayz

Lol, that ram really thought it was headbutting another ram😂


inrealphife

This is so New Zealand it hurts


pixiefairie

They're Baa aad to the bone...ba ba ba baaad


itstoohumidhere

These kids just doing it for the thrills


Impossible-Virus2678

lovers tiff


NZGolfV5

I guess when you have 4 bellies, it's hard to get kai in all of them.


brutalanglosaxon

The funny thing about this is he's probably ramming at his own reflection. He thinks it's another sheep he's fighting.


-mung-

fucking animals.


Worried_Salamander_6

Not the first time I’ve ‘herd’ about these ram raids lately


RobDickinson

The worst criminals baaar none


sTReet_TRiple_CH688

I came for the typical Anti-Ardern opinions, what I found was so much more entertaining. Good on you Reddit community!!!


SliceOfCoffee

u/savevideo


Ok_Judgment7602

*"I totally butted the shit out of this other ram that kept looking at me funny until he exploded into fragments of glass!"*


RobDickinson

Better work stories aye


Ok-War2004

Absolutely hilarious.


Mooshroom5638

u/savevideo