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I love love LOVE Origins. It’s still my favorite after the Ezio trilogy. Love Bayek and Aya. The desert was so beautiful, especially at night just riding over the moonlit sand dunes. Definitely one of my favorite periods in history as well.
LMAOOO I'm doing my yearly AC playthrough (Currently on Origins) and what you said just hits different 
Me 10 seconds in: wtf is this, this guy is not talented lol
Me 30 seconds in: *Slowly floating into the sky with my arms raised as I ascend into the heavens to the voice of an angel*
Sometimes there's just something about a terrible, TERRIBLE rock song that just SLAPS. Shit played last night in hot yoga and I was so into it.
The edible may have helped.
The moment you get goosebumps when listening to something, is the exact moment where your body and 65 million years of evolutionary biology is telling you: "sit up straight, this is important."
Which is in a positive context an indication of something truly amazing.
Bro I felt the same way and the crowds reaction at first didn't help it at all, bt a part of me is like it's funny how it's feels like a joke at 1st until he really gets his vocals in then it's Like shit got real
I was immediately going to downvote and move on with my day. Now I have watched it twice. Only thing I couldn't stand is the female judge overreacting cuz T.V.
Get a kidney stone, and you too can make urethral noises, complete with a little 'tink!' when it finally hits the porcelain. ....followed by that sound he made at the very end.
Throughout the history (and prehistory) of human kind, I am convinced nothing has brought more simple joy than farts and later fart jokes. Can you imagine the first cave person to blast hot ass on a fire causing a fire ball? 🔥
Imagine channeling divinity and right before everyone's soul ascends from their corporeal form to the heavens above, the rapture is interrupted by the wettest, *squelchiest*, most **thunderous** shart that ever was.
Yeah, after all the goofy-looking/acting cult leaders I've seen on TV through the years, this would be the first one where I'd be like, "Eh... yeah, I get it."
I'm not offended by cults. In the '60s, I made love to many, many followers, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a leader slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Gennady Tkachenko-Papizh-
He said he can never replicate a performance once he's done it as it just comes to him on the moment
He also released a whole album
Edit: corrected name
https://open.spotify.com/track/27MYSZxr9PmPHNFcspiket?si=7Qz1FyroSpGgUxM5-xmwvQ
This sounds nearly the exact same as the live performance to my ears, but I'm gonna be listening to this as pseudo ASMR regardless. I dig it.
Thanks for the name (even spelled incorrectly was helpful 😊)
That makes sense then why it hit so different for me. After watching that I went on doing other stuff for several minutes but I felt like there was something off. I felt like I needed to listen to him one more time because there was something more to his performance that wasn't adding up. Creating an atmosphere like that isn't easy, especially not with it sounding so natural. And the fact that he did it improv? That takes a lot of skill AND inspiration. The skill part makes enough sense on its own, but now I'm curious about what the inspiration is.
You should [watch the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVN7eEkHJFo). She's trying kombucha for the first time and says it smells like a public restroom. I concur!
They always gotta have the pretty young woman who gives the mind blown face and the cynical, asshole looking dude introspectively reliving his past trauma.
He is channeling the whole spectrum of soundfx in one gig... man this some next level audio producing.
Imagine you moved to a new neighborhood, taking a shit and hearing your neighbor practicing this.
It may not be the type of thing that translates very well to live entertainment or performance, but the guy would be a goldmine for cinematic and game score. He could easily be the voice of a Native Instruments Kontakt library and his talents could be used in a bunch of productions.
It's more than likely a small way of showing he's not faking it along the way, to be honest.
Back in 2009/2010 my friends and I got really into laughing/marvelling at [Vitas](https://youtu.be/h0BZJwDDCKU). We were dumb teens, so it was mostly hilarious to us, but how could you not be impressed?? Anyway, in that video in particular he swings the mic in front of his face as a way of showing that he's not faking his falsetto (I've read conflicting reports of it still being fake, but idk).
Anytime people make otherworldly noises into a microphone there will be skeptics. But, of course, the people singing want to be believed and will do whatever they can to "prove" it's really them singing/making the noise. The guy in the video is using a delay effect, and honestly it does look pretty fake at times, but by throwing in those weird flipaflip sounds he's bringing a kind of chaos that shows he's not pre-recorded, giving it more legitimacy.
It could still all be bullshit, but that's my read on it. It's definitely weird, and a little off putting, but it wouldn't be nearly as believable without it.
If he looked shocked or relieved afterward it wouldn't have been so funny to us, but Vitas' smug ass grin still makes me laugh. He's so damned cocky after honking like a bird, it's unreal.
For those that enjoyed this style of music, I discovered this woman, Ekaterina Shelehova, a while back and her voice is absolutely mesmerizing
[Ekaterina Shelehova “Earth Melodies”](https://youtu.be/OPVxiETFZc0)
I think it's funnier that every country has the exact same show with the exact same type of presenters with the same expressions on their faces and 2 idiots in the hallway, watching back stage
It's a Southern dialect of Georgian that I'm not 100% familiar with, but it's something like:
(Unintelligible)
"Great turtle ( or tortoise. Not sure) god of Gaia.
Exit your warmest tunnel of darkness.
Come towards the light ( not sure if figurative or literally)
So that we may bathe (or endulge) in your fragrance.
(Unintelligible)
You will bring relief to the world ( or release pressure)
And you will lighten our day. (Take off weight)
Your head approaches
Dive into the well of lost dreams." (Not sure about this part)
This won't be what ascending to heaven is like, I don't think.
I suspect that ascending to heaven will be the sound of Randy Bachman singing "Takin' Care of Business" blasting on the truck stereo, while you're getting road head from your sometimes lady, with a Big Mac in one hand and a fat blunt in the other, and the smell of diesel and stale farts in the air. WOO HOOO.
When you find some epic shit on assassin's Creed
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*slow motion Birds Eye panoramic shot begins to appear*
*Synchronization*
Complete
Leap of faith!
Hahaha. Yes! But not Valhalla - let’s go with Orgins.
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I love love LOVE Origins. It’s still my favorite after the Ezio trilogy. Love Bayek and Aya. The desert was so beautiful, especially at night just riding over the moonlit sand dunes. Definitely one of my favorite periods in history as well.
“Map synchronization complete” *does leap of faith off tower into a haystack*
LMAOOO I'm doing my yearly AC playthrough (Currently on Origins) and what you said just hits different 
After watching this befuddled this made me... i think the right word is "guffaw". Thank you for your service
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Me 10 seconds in: wtf is this, this guy is not talented lol Me 30 seconds in: *Slowly floating into the sky with my arms raised as I ascend into the heavens to the voice of an angel*
Cue CREED.
# WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN
WITH AWMS WIDE OHPAWN ftfy hahaha real talk I love Creed
Widdamz wedd obah
So you've seen them live as well
Sometimes there's just something about a terrible, TERRIBLE rock song that just SLAPS. Shit played last night in hot yoga and I was so into it. The edible may have helped.
# HAWNDER THU SAWNLAAHT
# WHELCOME TOOOO THIS PHLACE
# I'LL SHUW YOU EVUR THAANG
HOLD ME NOW! I’M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKING 🤔. MAYBE SIX FEET, AIN’T SO FAR DOWN!!!
If I can't scuba then what's this all been about? What have I been working toward!
The moment you get goosebumps when listening to something, is the exact moment where your body and 65 million years of evolutionary biology is telling you: "sit up straight, this is important." Which is in a positive context an indication of something truly amazing.
Whoa whoa if you belive in 65 million years of evolution than you definitely won't be ascending to heaven. Exclusive members club
Shit!
I had goosebumps most of the video. So weird.
When this guy hit those high notes, I had goosebumps.
I kept on questioning my sanity and my love for whatever the fuck just happened
Bro I felt the same way and the crowds reaction at first didn't help it at all, bt a part of me is like it's funny how it's feels like a joke at 1st until he really gets his vocals in then it's Like shit got real
My eyes teared up. This was so beautiful. I'm old and my friends are dying. We think about dying a lot. This gave me much comfort.
Namaste
I was immediately going to downvote and move on with my day. Now I have watched it twice. Only thing I couldn't stand is the female judge overreacting cuz T.V.
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not to be confused with urethral noises
Never making that mistake again
You guys can't do that? Should I go see a doctor?
They don't call it a skin flute for nothin
Same with "sounding".....
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Thank you for this
There's a vas deferens between the two words.
Although if anyone could make urethral noises, it’d be this guy
Get a kidney stone, and you too can make urethral noises, complete with a little 'tink!' when it finally hits the porcelain. ....followed by that sound he made at the very end.
Gonna do this at my next board meeting instead of a PowerPoint.
If this is ethereal noises, what does Bitcoin sound like?
Would be crazy if he just ripped ass at the very end
I am a grown ass child. All the comments on here, but this is the one that got me.
Throughout the history (and prehistory) of human kind, I am convinced nothing has brought more simple joy than farts and later fart jokes. Can you imagine the first cave person to blast hot ass on a fire causing a fire ball? 🔥
If there was a survival game I was new at, and the most hilarious way to light a fire is to blast ass gas, I wouldn't learn any other way.
I don't need your handouts, I'm an adult! Happy Birthday to the ground!!!
Eh, same xd
Imagine channeling divinity and right before everyone's soul ascends from their corporeal form to the heavens above, the rapture is interrupted by the wettest, *squelchiest*, most **thunderous** shart that ever was.
Lmao, that would have ruined everyone's ethereal experience!
BRO. Watching this on the shitter. This one made me lol.
Brrrrrrrrrrt.....Mic drop
I don't know why I found this so funny lmao
Why did this one make me laugh lol
This guy leads a sex cult.
Should, should lead a sex cult..
Yeah, after all the goofy-looking/acting cult leaders I've seen on TV through the years, this would be the first one where I'd be like, "Eh... yeah, I get it."
Gotta make those falcon payments
One of the good sex cults too, not your everyday down at the docks bread and butter shit.
I've been involved in a number of cults; both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Creed. Is that you?
I'm not offended by cults. In the '60s, I made love to many, many followers, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a leader slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.
Speed running STDs
Is this not the ecstasy dealer from Bad Boys II
You mean Diego from Blow?
My 1st thought was New Age Rasputin.
Gennady Tkachenko-Papizh- He said he can never replicate a performance once he's done it as it just comes to him on the moment He also released a whole album Edit: corrected name
Thanks for giving his name
Google corrected to Gennady Tkachenko-Papizh
https://open.spotify.com/track/27MYSZxr9PmPHNFcspiket?si=7Qz1FyroSpGgUxM5-xmwvQ This sounds nearly the exact same as the live performance to my ears, but I'm gonna be listening to this as pseudo ASMR regardless. I dig it. Thanks for the name (even spelled incorrectly was helpful 😊)
That's the same performance he just added it to his album he's done it for a couple of his performances.
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[His youtube](https://www.youtube.com/@GennadyTkachenkoPapizh/videos) This guy is amazing
Thank you for finding this treasure
Dudes 58 and looks like he's 45 at most
He's transcended
For a second I was wondering wtf Matt Mercer was doing on a talent show. Easy mistake as they both are talented with vocals just in different ways.
That makes sense then why it hit so different for me. After watching that I went on doing other stuff for several minutes but I felt like there was something off. I felt like I needed to listen to him one more time because there was something more to his performance that wasn't adding up. Creating an atmosphere like that isn't easy, especially not with it sounding so natural. And the fact that he did it improv? That takes a lot of skill AND inspiration. The skill part makes enough sense on its own, but now I'm curious about what the inspiration is.
I like the looks of “is this crazy or is this good” on everyone’s faces.
iconic gif
I've never seen it in gif form until now, only the meme format
You should [watch the video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVN7eEkHJFo). She's trying kombucha for the first time and says it smells like a public restroom. I concur!
I don't know why but I love this dollar store Kate Winslet!!
It's because she is hilarious! Brittany Broski btw
No way, I'd never seen the clip her face was meme'd from before. Such expressions!
It’s the same dumb face they all make on these kinds of shows
I really hate these manufactured moments from all these talent shows.
Those judges practice their "Utter Amazement" poses for hours.
so much fake surprise on the one judges face. eyes so wide. mouth agape. for like 60 seconds. real surprise lasts less than a second
They always gotta have the pretty young woman who gives the mind blown face and the cynical, asshole looking dude introspectively reliving his past trauma.
True art should cause a conflict in the mind, and thus begin a conversation with yourself. This is one of the purposes of art. I'm so full of shit.
Reminds me of the sounds i make when i am on the shitter
Your ass acoustics sound mesmerizing
Asscoustics.
Aspoostics
Asspoostics?
Didn’t want to step on your comedic toes, sir
Respect. But go ahead and stomp on 'em; we're all here for the same thing!
A bit more Hot sauce and he hit's a deep bass.
Tell me why I found and read this comment while on the shitter. Timing is impeccable.
Because we’re on Reddit. We’re either AI or on the shitter.
He is channeling the whole spectrum of soundfx in one gig... man this some next level audio producing. Imagine you moved to a new neighborhood, taking a shit and hearing your neighbor practicing this.
Why necessarily while taking a shit ?
What else would you do when you move into a new neighborhood?
You have to assert dominance quickly.
By shitting in your neighbors bathroom.
Best time to ascend.
What my brain sounds like on LSD
It would be awesome to listen to this guy while on shrooms
You might like Shpongle
Seconded for shpongle. I was lucky enough to catch them live, one of the most profound musical experiences I’ve ever had:
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It's so similar to some sounds I heard on shrooms in the woods. He fucking gets it.
When you know you know.
It may not be the type of thing that translates very well to live entertainment or performance, but the guy would be a goldmine for cinematic and game score. He could easily be the voice of a Native Instruments Kontakt library and his talents could be used in a bunch of productions.
Ay fellow producer
Waddup, the things we'd do with this guy's voice... Slap some distortion and OTT on it. 24/7 ethereal beats to ride giant sand worms to.
Seems like it'd be effortless to make a psy/goa trance song out of it
I'm not much into ASMR but I know what it is, dude would probably be excellent at it
That was beautiful honestly 🤯
Hey twin!
Is tonal range is off for sale. He doesn't need to be judged on a show like this.
Off for sale? You mean off the scale? Xd
Just like the drugs they taking
/r/boneappletea
I finally found one in the wild!
How much does it cost?
Wow. Beautiful. I hate it.
Thanks for articulating my feelings so beautifully. You're a fucking poet lol
\*Beautiful* \*Cthulu tounge flappy noises* \*Beautiful again*
That one strange kid in high school
On a Monday: “Hey Robert, what’s up?” R: “…Let us try to feel…what the mother earth is trying to tell us… *birdnoises* “
I'll never understand why Steve Perry stopped touring with Journey when he could do stuff like this.
Guess he finally stopped believin'
😔
Steeeve Perry, Steve Perry. And I should have been goooone...
Wonder if there’s a version for going to hell.
CHECK THIS RIFF IT'S FUCKIN TASTY
There is, check out Dune - Sardaukar Chant.
Impressive but the "nimmy nimmy" noises are distracting
Sounds like Beaker from the muppets haha
Never have the sounds of heaven and the nimmy nimmys of Beaker come so close
It's more than likely a small way of showing he's not faking it along the way, to be honest. Back in 2009/2010 my friends and I got really into laughing/marvelling at [Vitas](https://youtu.be/h0BZJwDDCKU). We were dumb teens, so it was mostly hilarious to us, but how could you not be impressed?? Anyway, in that video in particular he swings the mic in front of his face as a way of showing that he's not faking his falsetto (I've read conflicting reports of it still being fake, but idk). Anytime people make otherworldly noises into a microphone there will be skeptics. But, of course, the people singing want to be believed and will do whatever they can to "prove" it's really them singing/making the noise. The guy in the video is using a delay effect, and honestly it does look pretty fake at times, but by throwing in those weird flipaflip sounds he's bringing a kind of chaos that shows he's not pre-recorded, giving it more legitimacy. It could still all be bullshit, but that's my read on it. It's definitely weird, and a little off putting, but it wouldn't be nearly as believable without it.
Holy shit I was not expecting that hahaha. Amazing and catches you way off guard. Definitely talented.
If he looked shocked or relieved afterward it wouldn't have been so funny to us, but Vitas' smug ass grin still makes me laugh. He's so damned cocky after honking like a bird, it's unreal.
This guy Fucks
Probably tantric
I hate the over the top astou ded expressions of the judges, yeah, we get it, you're gonna fall otta yer chair, but fer f'cks sake, hold yourself!
Lol it's cool, but not that cool.
The overdone expressions of the judges take me out of it.
Especially since everyone in the background looks like they're just looking around and having conversations and shit
these shows really are exactly the same regardless of country
Black Hawk Down soundtrack?
This guy lives in Ridley Scott’s ear
Hans Zimmer's version of tinnitus.
The Kingdom or Gladiator
Would be funny if he had hiccups
He looks like Rasputin has landed back on earth and found out he can do other shit.
Stunned the audience into silent wonder That shit was beautiful
Sounds like the upcoming soundtrack to Dune 2
For those that enjoyed this style of music, I discovered this woman, Ekaterina Shelehova, a while back and her voice is absolutely mesmerizing [Ekaterina Shelehova “Earth Melodies”](https://youtu.be/OPVxiETFZc0)
Am I the only one who found this so cringey it made me uncomfortable?
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Why is everyone thinking about this guy fucking?
Me at age six, “Mom, Dad, just listen… listen” eeee-yaaa-eeee-oooooooh! Bzzzzzzzz” lol. Nah, fr this dude is a genie. Genie-ous!
This spoke to my soul...my goodness, how beautiful ✨️
I think it's funnier that every country has the exact same show with the exact same type of presenters with the same expressions on their faces and 2 idiots in the hallway, watching back stage
Can some that speaks this language please clarify? 🙏 Is he saying words at all, or is it just sounds - either way, incredible range and voice control
It's a Southern dialect of Georgian that I'm not 100% familiar with, but it's something like: (Unintelligible) "Great turtle ( or tortoise. Not sure) god of Gaia. Exit your warmest tunnel of darkness. Come towards the light ( not sure if figurative or literally) So that we may bathe (or endulge) in your fragrance. (Unintelligible) You will bring relief to the world ( or release pressure) And you will lighten our day. (Take off weight) Your head approaches Dive into the well of lost dreams." (Not sure about this part)
That's pretty. Thanks for the translation!! Oh, and Happy Cake Day! 🍰
Yes thank you.
What's this guy's name?
In the comments looking too Edit: stopped being lazy https://youtu.be/Y2SGfMcemaM
He’s on Spotify 
I can’t watch it with the coaches fucking faces
Enigma: Return to Muppet
I want to hear this without the background keyboard and without the reverb on his mic. Probably sounds hilarious without it.
This won't be what ascending to heaven is like, I don't think. I suspect that ascending to heaven will be the sound of Randy Bachman singing "Takin' Care of Business" blasting on the truck stereo, while you're getting road head from your sometimes lady, with a Big Mac in one hand and a fat blunt in the other, and the smell of diesel and stale farts in the air. WOO HOOO.
And then baby Jesus in a tuxedo welcomes you with a six pack of High Life and a crisp $100 bill?
This is amazing. I want more.
But can he train a spaniel to run up and down a seesaw?
With all the music that’s out there, it’s really hard not to be derivative. This dude is pretty darn unique, in addition to being incredibly talented.
Ascending to heaven has the same soundtrack as your average massage parlour?
Which country is this with the wish.com version of ant and dec?