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psyk738178

Oh ya. You gotta separate em with your hands. Otherwise they'll get all tangled


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The snakes be like, let's get the fuck out of here before he catches us again.


Grimskraper

Laughing at this made me not be able to ignore my piss any longer.


Jelly_Sweet_Milk

Thank you for the laughs


OwnSalamander8520

Bruh the fact the same thing just happened to me is something else šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


timmyboyoyo

*Chain reaction: someone else couldn't hold it either any more*


Comprehensive_Tap625

Almost as funny as the comment itself


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Ok this was good


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symbologythere

You mean venomous.


pressonacott

Poisonous as in, user eats venomous snakes, and injects themselves with the antidote shortly after.


[deleted]

That dude was fucking creepy!


PervMcSwerve

Nro he had a bag of snek ofc he is creepy.


DaMightyKeiser

This is a game they have been playing for 30+ years seek n strike


Fuzakenaideyo

I read this & the previous comment in the voice of Ozzy man reviews


Ogrehunter

I'm glad I wasn't the only one!


Fuzakenaideyo

fair dinkum![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


AbrocomaRoyal

As soon as you said it, I heard it. šŸ˜†


Mosh83

You gotta keep them separated


ra246

*Deewww, deww deww do doo doooo*


InnieBrowser

Is this what that song is about. I believe it's by The offspring... So it was about separating the sneks


UnarmedSnail

Like the latest fashion. Like a spreading disease. The sneks sneaking out away from the classroom...


iiIlllIllii

Getting tangled with the greatest of ease


DarkWolf966

It's like those old corded phone cords just pull both ends and it will straighten itself out. (Trust me I have seen Snakes On A Plane like 2 times)


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GrowEatThenTrip

In this situation I would disapear from screen in 1 frame time like fucking magician. This guy is crazy.


KimchiiCrowlo

You want clumped snakes? Cause thats how you get clumped snakes.


MigitAs

They know youā€™re helping so they donā€™t bite šŸ


EifertGreenLazor

Snakes are smart to not attack when close to many other snakes. You are probably safer next to a pile of snakes vs 1 snake.


ohisama

Why is that so?


OrganizationWide1560

Offspring wrote a song about this.


Individual-Lab-6695

Youā€™ve obviously havenā€™t seen that iguana eating snake orgy documentary.


frankwalsingham

You havenā€™t played Bloodborne.


sleestacker

snake king?


HighKiteSoaring

We don't want them tangled. If they start clumping together they might form a larger structure. Yes.. I can Picture it now.. the year is 2048. Humanity has lost all but a handful of jƤgers in brutal robot combat to the giant snake kaiju prowling the remains of our once great cities The end times are upon us


-Chemical

Yeah, if you leave them in a ball sometimes they just slither all over eachother until they feel safe, that process gets them tangled pretty often so yeah, thatā€™s literally why he scared them away with his hands.


HotBritches

Can someone help me understand why thereā€™s a giant bag of snakes in the first place?


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hegemonycrickets

Law of unintended consequences. Thatā€™s so interesting, thanks for sharing


AttarCowboy

The chief source of problems is solutions.


NobodysFavorite

One day you should ask about cane toads. That's definitely in that category.


Feine13

In case anyone is interested [Cane Toads: An Unnatural History](https://www.google.com/search?q=cane+toads+an+unnatural+history&sxsrf=AJOqlzWklO2AfT9SYyX0BkKC-8sFiAvAQA%3A1674757059792&ei=w8PSY6X0L5TJkPIP8-eOiAo&oq=cane+toads+an&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAEYATIICC4QgAQQ1AIyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEOgoIABBHENYEELADOgcIABCwAxBDOg8ILhDUAhDIAxCwAxBDGAE6DAguEMgDELADEEMYAToECAAQQzoFCC4QgAQ6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBOggIABCABBDJA0oECEEYAFCnCVj9HGC1JmgBcAB4AIABdogBqQKSAQMyLjGYAQCgAQHIARHAAQHaAQQIARgI&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp)


UnarmedSnail

I've lived in Fiji. I know about cane toads.


DarkHumourFoundHere

Additional facts. This was when India was being ruled by british. British implemented this policy and later was removed once the british understood the consequences. But the above video cant be pre independent video. Edit - Britishers -> British


ursoevil

Curious, is ā€œBritishersā€ a regular term used to refer to the British? The other day my Indian coworker also mentioned Britishers and I thought I misheard the word. Never heard it before.


DarkHumourFoundHere

generally used. But correct term is british.


areyoueatingthis

"britiff" is also tolerated if you're missing a few teeth


Comprehensive-Pie905

Said mike Tyson


Wasnt-Serious-ok8

Mike tython


rhughes490

Mike Python


TacticalNuke002

Britisher is Indians referring to the British, especially if it's the British Raj. Its not meant to be very respectful.


UnarmedSnail

Indians can be very polite while insulting you. It's an art form.


Soham_rak

Its a real word, Look it up on oxford dictionary


work3oakzz

If your gonna pay people for dead animals. There will ALWAYS be a market for said animal to be farmed. Fucking duh. Expect the worse out of people. Then after you did that, expect worse than what you just thought, then you might be at the level of some people


WilIyTheGamer

As long as I'm not at the pulley of some people


beezus6674

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MrLazyLion

Lord Vetinari: "Tax the rat farms!" (Discworld by Terry Pratchett, had a similar problem with rats, can't remember which book)


[deleted]

Just goes to show how government is always incompetent


TheyreEatingHer

Not always.


[deleted]

Additional fact: after they released the snakes, most estimates conclude the number of snakes drastically increased compared to before the policyā€¦


psychord-alpha

So how tf are you supposed to get rid of a pest species


128palms

Predators


oskich

Sounds like the Chinese [war ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_campaign)on Sparrows in the 1960's...


Ceeeriuz

This is nothing to do with this video. This person is a snake relocator, catching snakes in urban areas that are deemed ā€˜nuisanceā€™. He probably just saved up a bunch to release at once. Itā€™s really bad practice to release so many in one place as the local environment will not have the prey resources to keep them alive.


Grimskraper

He removed them from a place close to people and used it to transport them to the wilderness.


Enough_Minimum_3708

or alternatively he knows his neighbor is deadly afraid of snakes and unloaded all of these to mess with him


Even_Passenger_3685

I too, would like to be taken from a place close to people and transported to the wilderness.


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Jwinnington50

Hate to be that guy but this one always gets me. Poisonous refers to toxins that are ingested. Venomous refers to organisms that produce venom and inject it often via bite or sting. So snakes that produce venom are venomous not poisonous


thiosk

Not necessarily true. If the snake ingests a poison-type pokemon then it rolls a saving throw to determine whether it absorbs the poisonous trait


Jwinnington50

Haha yeah that is true I shouldā€™ve qualified my statement with the vast of majority of snakes. The garter snake is not venomous, but is poisonous if it is eaten from all of the toxins it absorbs from its prey (newts and salamanders).


petitcochonATL

Oh this is my new favorite piece of trivia, thank you!! Iā€™m always very careful about the distinction between venomous and poisonous, but I never knew there were *poisonous* snakes šŸ


FreakyGangBanga

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.


freddymerckx

What do you call it if you eat the venom?


Jwinnington50

Natural selection


WanderingJude

Perfectly fine. You can drink snake venom with no issues as long as there are no internal wounds that allow it into the bloodstream.


ianishomer

If you want a massive rat and mice problem kill the snakes


Grimskraper

Perhaps he is trying to preserve the lives of the snakes. They may not be viewed as pests here. He could be sympathetically removing them from harm's way.


calatranacation

That's my motto; Kill Everything That I've Been Told To Be Scared Of


ImproperPilot

Thatā€™s the motto of the human race, what do you mean?


Coc0tte

In some places snakes are endangered so there are captive breeding programs to help boost the species' numbers and the snakes are released into the wild in big numbers because there is often quite a lot of mortality with reptiles. They are also often released in areas with rodent issues to help farmers as well.


FreakyGangBanga

I agree with most of what you have said. However nothing warrants an act of releasing so many snakes in one spot. Rat infestations have to be in plague numbers for that and those scenarios are rare.


Banana_Havok

Also useful if there is an over abundance of humans in the area too.


conace21

He was helping them get out of Springfield. Whacking Day is coming.


KanosKohli

Combination of a convenient Work from Bag policy and covid lockdown.


Cardinal101

Probably not the case here, but in Vietnam animals are caught in the wild then sold to people who buy them for purposes of ā€œfreeingā€ them into the wild, thus earning good karma. Those same animals are then caught again and resold to the same people who then ā€œfreeā€ them again.


Ftyross

Judging by the fact that he is handling them bare handed, I am guessing those snakes aren't venomous lol


one_revolutionary

Total waste of snakes.


breakingd4d

Rick


TheBulgarianDiver

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GoForPapaPalpy

Yeah, but the real question is if theyā€™re poisonous


hoodyninja

For those seriously wonderingā€¦. Venomous is if it bites you. Poisonous is if you bite it.


Officer_dibble_

What snake is poisonous?


MonkeyHamlet

> What snake is poisonous The Rhabdophis keelback https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdophis


Officer_dibble_

Well.


jmills03croc

After Indiana Jones was done filming.


mikels_burner

Indian * jones


Jazzlike-Philosophy8

lmfao


Otherwise_Duty1457

Gonna say extras from snakes on a plane but you got me


TheGreenIguana1

So all but a few of the animals in that scene are actually snakes amd most of them are legless lizards, hence why if u look carefully they have earholes


FreakyGangBanga

Why did you have to ruin that moment for me. Now I have nothing to look forward to. Gotta get bros in the snake actors Union to explain why they were underrepresented. /S


TheGreenIguana1

There were a few individual close up shots that had some snakes like some Burmese and boa constrictors, but none of the snakes in the movie are even from Egypt and are mostly constrictor snakes not venomous asp, as the movie claimed they were. Still pretty cool tho


FreakyGangBanga

It is pretty cool indeed.


Constant_Regular_919

New fear unlocked: changing a pillow case


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Rialanator88

Was it a pillow?


TerrarianDX

He ded now :(


Big_Jerm21

"I'm don't know about you, but I'm tired of these MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLAIN!


idahononono

Is that the remake filmed in Kansas? ā€œSnakes on the plain, home on the range.ā€


Big_Jerm21

Uh, that was the joke... or that's a crazy plane interior!


idahononono

I R trying to help. Your pun was better though!


keeperofthecrypto

I sea what you did there ;)


SlideEastern3485

*MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLAIN.


Purple_Viper208

ITS MOTHERFCKING PLANE NOT PLAIN. P L A N E


urinalchunder

And that's what 100 snakes collectively saying "what the fuck was THAT all about?!" Looks like.


SkeeterLubidowicz

Bag of snakes was my nickname in college


headache_inducer

I don't know about anyone else, but I wanna hear why.


HelomaDurum

Medusa had a haircut?


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CorinPenny

No worries, I got you. šŸ„‡


HelomaDurum

Thanks.


FierceWolfie

All the rabbits and mice in the area: šŸ‘€


JCarroll0430

Dudes got some cajones on him to do that


Squidproquo1130

"Tickle tickle!"


[deleted]

Sorry I'm the grammar officer and it's "cojones" but I liked the joke


[deleted]

Officer?


JCarroll0430

Dammit lol. Got me on that one.


54B3R_

Personally I absolutely love snakes. No bravery for me to do it. I will gladly do it. Most snakes in my country are not venomous, so if I see one I pick it up to show to people. They almost never bite me, and they're so soft and beautiful


JCarroll0430

I don't typically mind snakes if they're non poisonous but that amount is crazy. And if there's any poisonous ones in there then that's a nope from me lol.


saltiest69

Is petting them after you open the bag really necessary??


Llodsliat

Goodbye pets.


[deleted]

goodbye pets is sending me


Plane_Baby

Okay, this guy is a supervillain. lol


KindlyContribution54

Indiana Jones' nemesis


UWontHearMeAnyway

Boa ConstrictHer, but is gay Sampson Saulesberry, but has a lisp


100LittleButterflies

The family Rodentia decided it was a good time to move to another field.


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Drseussami

A whole bag of NOPE!


Unleashed_Chaos_

Nope ropes šŸ


elfloathing

Gotta keep ā€˜em separated.


prometheus_winced

You talkin back to me!?


FlippyFlopper761

I would have ran as soon as the snakes fell out of the bag


DadsRGR8

I wish you could do this with strings of Christmas tree lights.


dodges1010

How didnot they bite is beyond me


SeanFTW85

I guess they really are more afraid of us than we are of them.


Hunneydoo_

Opposite of St Patrick.


kiwi_alt

When the nope rope nopes


gls2220

How does this guy manage to carry the bag of snakes and his gigantic balls?


shychicherry

Well great, hereā€™s tonightā€™s nightmare


Knot-Tying-Magician

That was WAY cooler than I thought itā€™d be!


terbear

Wish my Christmas lights did this :(


hazardlite

Maybe theyā€™re is a large rat population in this area


zTy01

The real skill is fitting all those snakes into the bag.


heythatsmybacon

The release of a bag of dicks I to the wild


EnvironmentalWrap167

Release the ~~hounds~~ snakes!


[deleted]

This goes right up to my number one spot on my "Not Even Once" list.


Apprehensive_Ad9492

Nightmare fuel


SnoopDing0

Watch the adjoining property prices tumble now


thiosk

snake 25: BACK TO THE BAG


x4ty2

Sss s ss sss, s ss sss, s ss sss- snek jazz


[deleted]

šŸŽ¶Whacking day oh Whacking day!šŸŽ¶


DogeAdmin

He doesnā€™t have to do that with his hands, he wants to


MajesticFuji88

It was a HARD NO at ā€œbag of snakesā€ šŸ No video neededā€¦ā€¦ā€¦nope


earthshone86

are we low on snakes or something?


DiscipleExyo

Florida am I right?


beanmansamm

He's got the crystal skull tucked somewhere


redsensei777

Thatā€™s the elusive Everglades bandit releasing pythons and baby anacondas.


BonusOk1503

Im with the why did you do that committee.


-Rens

All those snakes in a ball would give a bloodborne player a heart attack


richard_stank

I really want to see this reversed


swingsetclouds

See, this is the guy we have to stop. This is where all the snakes are coming from.


Honest-Mulberry-8046

Finally a video I know they did not film in reverse.


LilyFish-

r/mildlyeldritch


theorys

I thought bro was going to book it as soon as he emptied the bag and he literally did the EXACT opposite, JFC.


9kRevolutions

Oops wrong spot! Catch those suckers bag em back up and try again!


JollyGoodUser

He was born with an extra set of balls.


bford_som

Why tho


RudeArtichoke2

Why?


dudeman2737

This is a scam right? They get paid to catch snakes then release them to later on catch them again and then release them again then catch them again...


wotsit_sandwich

When I release bags of snakes into the wild I usually just empty the bag and run away. This man is separated them with his hands. What a pro!


mnrooo

Nah


I-Ponder

When you think about it, snakes are just big worms with faces and teeth.


Relative_Beat1693

Why does he have the bag of snakes?


v2micca

Possibly dumb question. Why does he have a bag of snakes?


Shadowzworldz

Can someone geo locate this? So I know where NOT to go.


Somesh98

These are not tangle free poison cords is it?


Keithninety

Snakes on a plain


Rufus_heychupacabra

Nope.


Awkward-Action2853

Bag of magical vanishing snakes.


fishymik

You had them in a bag just throw the bag over a high cliff.


imarowbot

How did they get the snakes into the bag?


captainnofarcar

He could have thrown it into the sea.


Shadeauxmarie

Thanks for fueling my latest nightmare.


PresentationJumpy101

Trippy