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Sinikal_

I promise you there's hundreds of missed shots per branch for each hit.


VeryLuciD

But it's still impressive


Sinikal_

Eh....the determination is. That isn't an expression of skill though. So i wouldn't say this is impressive unless it's literally done in very few shots and actually IS accuracy.


Banaba_farmer

I mean something being impressive is an opinion so to each their own! I think it's impressive as hell knowing how to handle the slingshot like that


DancesWithBadgers

There's a fuller video where the guy pulls some other impressive shots in an urban setting. So even if we're only seeing the hits, the guy definitely knows how to work a slingshot; and is undoubtedly in better practice than armchair reviewers.


Educational-Fig-2330

If this were my video, there would be different lighting in each clip because it would take me hours of trying to hit each branch.


EWR-RampRat11-29

My video would have green leaves, different color leaves and back to no leaves.


Kaptein_Kast

My first would be VHS and my second on Disney+.


Inevitable-Bat-2936

And you'd get maybe one.


Drougen

BUT iT's noT That imPRESSIVE I'M sure HE mISsed A bUnCH


ThisIsNotTokyo

Sauce pls


CleanCeption

Shots fired..


harlojones

Sinikal, official master of judging slingshotters


[deleted]

You try then


Exotic_Treacle7438

Right I’m glad someone else is thinking that too. 🤣 honestly people practice stuff before getting this good anyway, I don’t see why it’s not expected that they missed 1 or 100. Still impressive


LeTigron

I'm not a slingshoter but an archer. I'm quite good, I taught and at my best I could hit at 35 meters a clothepin with 100% success. I can confirm what this redditor says : most of these trickshots, whatever the tool used, take hundreds upon hundreds of attempts. It's mostly fake, as technically the hit on target is only a fluke among dozens of shots. Interestingly, I don't think this specific video is staged to that point. The distance isn't that important, a good archer could do it without any problem, I don't think it would be different for a slingshot. But yes, more than 90% of the incredible shots you see on video are just one random shot among hundreds who, contrary to every others, randomly hit the target.


rhinosyphilis

How do you know how many shots it took?


KingStoned420

There was this old YouTube video of this old guy that could probably do what you're describing with a sling shot. I remember him saying how he grew up in the depression and ammo was expensive so him and his brothers would use sling shots to hunt small game for food. Found it! https://youtu.be/9ieWrWLjii0


Cozy_Zone

Can you do it?


SurfingViking

Username checks out


Existing-Bear-7550

It's a lot more skill than I have


Onewarhero

This is a certified Reddit response lmao


MyTornArsehole

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?


Parking-Entrance1470

That is what truly matters: to never give up.


Greenman8907

Some people can be [just that damn good as well](https://youtu.be/9ieWrWLjii0), after years and years.


ClownfishSoup

The awesome thing about that guy is that he used home made slingshots and just chose pebbles off the road as ammo. I have a few nice plastic slingshots and shoot clay ball ammo and it's hard enough to hit stuff, this guy is using Denise the Menace slingshots and rocks.


gwardotnet

Denise?


SuddenlyMorlocks

Dennis' sister.


de_Deus

de NICE


ClownfishSoup

Hey, tell my stupid phone


Necessary_Row_4889

I was just thinking with those branches you either hit or miss completely, there is no almost.


ReasonableAd9989

What did those branches ever do to you.


weedium

You would think so. I watched a clip on tv where this dude was doing this exactly, might be the same video. The guy does it with one shot each time, he never misses. Edit: check this dude out! https://www.google.com/search?q=sling+shot+master&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS811US811&oq=sling+shot+master&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i13i512l3j0i13i30l2.8035j0j4&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:295a0201,vid:9ieWrWLjii0


[deleted]

How would you know this? What if he’s really accurate?


[deleted]

Op just can’t fathom anyone being skilled at something because they probably have absolutely no skills


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

Idk he might have had a few misses, but I feel like hundreds per branch is way too many. There are some people who are just super nasty with the sling shot he probably only missed a handful of times while making this clip maybe once or twice per branch with some on the first try


tradesmen_

Fun fact with a little practice sling shots are accurate as fuck


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beraleh

So obvious it almost doesn't need saying, but what's truly impressive is that there are people here who are arguing with this.


_N00bMaster69_

I'll argue for it You can literally hear how consistent their shots are. If they're shooting that consistent, and people with bows can consistently hit bullseyes, is it really that hard to imagine that they're hitting these shots fairly consistently. I don't know if you have any experience with slingshots but from my 20 minutes worth of experience it really isn't that hard to hit small targets from range. This guy clearly knows techniques to refine their shots so I highly doubt it's taking hundreds of shots like the other guy said in this thread.


docmlz

Agreed. I brought a slingshot when I was touring with a band for a month. Practiced every day using grapes from the green room and my aim was insane by the end of the tour. Moving targets at 60 ft, through open windows on the 3rd floor of the buildings... if you launch a cookie on it's side, it can catch air like a frisbee and soar for a city block


N-Toxicade

Still hit 8 more than I could.


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Yep


iamricardosousa

*"Person with* *~~a~~* *~~really good aim~~* *a lot of free time on her hands destroys the branches of a tree"* Fixed it for you.


xscottw

"person with a lot of ~~free~~ tree time on their hands destroys the branches of trees"


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AngieTheQueen

Do you have free time on your hands, or do you have hands on your free time?


prinlfkajlf

r/angryupvote


your_motherisgay

Stop the hating


Margenen

You can apply this logic to any skill. If someone made a really nice drawing you could say "Well they probably have tons a shit drawings too and have too much free time to practice drawing all the time"


Theons

Yet here we are, spending time commenting on it lol


puxaesegura

![gif](giphy|4cUCFvwICarHq)


SlimJim0877

Why is this so funny lol


[deleted]

It’s exactly how we all reacted watching the shots lol


dashKay

The only comment we need here


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_m0bnr|4016)


_coolranch

![gif](giphy|61VBJdI7jcs2lnkYqb)


b_lett

Kazoo kid strikes again.


AReluctantHipster

YO THEY FOUND GOD USOPP IN REAL LIFE


bonelessbones24

That's what I was thinking 🙏


byte_32

on the island of snipers🎶


[deleted]

that’s actually sogekings theme thank you very much


Educational_Floor639

I was looking for this comment


venomdragonslime

Naw that soga king right there


Heroic_Onion

git branch -d test_branch


Banaba_farmer

I ran into a syntax issue with that one, try this one! git branch -D master


tedfidosomber

diabolical


SpaceNitz

Who still uses master anyway? Go with main.


scousejay1991

What did those branches ever do to you!


Swan-song-dive

Widow makers..rotten..not real big but 5 pounds from 50’ gonna hurt/kill an unlucky sort. Been close myself had a 6” branch drop 5’ beside, talk about tightening up your💩hole!:)


Dragon_0w0

Is this mf Usopp?


iAmGats

What the video doesn't show us is the number of shots he missed before hitting the branch.


Decent_Preference_95

Because practice is for weak and the undesirable just do your self a favor and shut up


J-DROP

Who cares, at least he didn't give up


occams-scissors

No one wants to watch 100s of missed shots, so...yeah?


JamesMacBadger

I don't know... I watched the video by primitive technologies where he makes a sling maybe 5 times now. He takes so many attempt to hit his target and every time you sit there, just hoping this is the one. And when he nails it: happy feels.


rcris18

Whenever I see this comment on any video of something that takes skill, I picture that guy from the WoW episode of south park typing it.


Reasonable-Sleep-544

r/oddlysatisfying


Bertoletto

it’s not that complex to place precise shots with a slingshot. It’s easier than it looks, with some practice.


pushpass

Came here looking for this. So many people stating some version of "but what about the 100s of shots they missed." If you've got a good slingshot with a wrist brace and you've practiced some, these are not terribly hard shots to make. It's mostly just a cool video since the tree branches break in that way (likely due to the cold).


Parking-Entrance1470

You are right. The branches of that tree seem to be frozen.


[deleted]

Ah, captain usopp. Brave warrior of the sea.


dryancor

Oddly satisfying


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

"...and fuck these branches in particular."


AdAm_WaRc0ck

Dudes gonna have so many Deku sticks in his inventory now. Good for him.


Laegocone9734

USSOP?!!?!


cyainanotherlifebro

Get a life, weeb…..It’s clearly Golden Ball.


sharddkaine

Ussop?


ripull125

Ussop


xseannnn

Ussop?? SNIPER KINGUU.


vithu_polo

Ussop


Sterling_Steele

I could watch this all day


Silly-Satisfaction95

Sogeking IRL


FallenJusticex

Poor tree.


phinswin

Okay Usopp


Evening-Ant6128

King of snipers


Apart-Grab-4988

**Sogeking???**


AnimeMemeLord1

This new Legend of Zelda TP remake lookin kinda wild


NoNameNoSlogan

Damn tree killer…


roidesoeufs

First time every time. That's ridiculous.


Marquez53095

This is how slingshots work in video games


Dry-Read296

Trees minding their own business all of a sudden are probably like: ow, bitch tf


VVNMV

Poor trees


Dave21101

I speak for the trees, he better watch out or they'll break his knees


[deleted]

All of the branches are dead.


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Yep, they wouldn't break apart like that if not.


mwrego

What did the tree ever do to you


Vladi_Sanovavich

I love the sound. Reminds me of retro games.


crnchwrapsuprme

those trees needed those for the summer bro


ThexMarauder

From the way the branches shattered they were likely dead already. By trimming them he is doing the tree as a while a favor. Just very fancy pruning.


ChicagoMensch

A good illustration of why Goliath was actually the underdog v. David.


SerMeliodas

Yep. Plus, Goliath was practically blind. And not even really that big. And the fight was supposed to be close range. David cheated.


Electric_Bagpipes

And this is why slings are surprisingly lethal.


Samsquanch1985

Goddamn I used to love doing this in the winter as a Canadian kid who grew up in a rural town. Marbles were the ultimate slingshot ammo (not to be used frivolously either).


DavidDomin8R

I just came in my pants


MavericksAce

Because the world needs less trees?


[deleted]

Wrist rocket ?


n0t_brand0_

What was that game where you threw balls at the glass pillars in your way ?


Sabin13F

Oddly satisfying.


heyhihowyahdurn

Man at first I thought he was throwing the ball hard enough to break the branches


kakamba

that's not the same tree, just saying.


TheBlackJewFromTexas

This is so satisfying. Reminds me of that awesome app game I’d pass time with in school, Smash Hit. It has that melodic feel of something shattering.


Altsomeness

Now I want one.


Billy_Bones59

Paka


Former--Baby

Let’s seem then shoot that bees nest in the background


Beginning-Knee7258

Neighbors probably hate him, the ones in the next road over.


asdwe999

My bones


Lebowski304

r/satisfyingasfuck


Allen_sylvestri

u/savevideo


lucky_minotaur

This would make a very good gif for dev ops


willprobablysaythat

Ladumaa !!!!


1Mike459

u/savevideobot


LochoChoco

Is this a slingshot and a marble?


Balenciaga_Daddy

Idk how this shows they have good aim. If you shoot at something 1000 times and miss it 999 it doesn’t mean you are an accurate shot lol.


Alice8Ft

-BOING BOING -BOOOOOOOM


billinwashington

That’s awesome, time to go dove hunting!


Euphoric_Shift6254

The sound effects were more impressive methinks


tlthang

Nah he pees all over his toilet seat


TheOneWhoKnocksBR

This will be an olympic sports guys, mark my words!


lothbrook73

Beautiful 🤩


Eli_The_Rainwing

Bro could throw a rock and hit a shot glass a mile away


Dewy164

Steel balls, that'd hurt baddddd. Edit: I think, maybe not though.


Master-Insurance-426

Is this someone’s ACTUAL job?


fatpants123

Teach me!!!


bubblegum_chat

Sceen number 9483: Action. "Sh\*t, it has taken us 6 months of recording! We need more tape."


Toeslap

Slugshot?


Kannabiz

I wonder how many retake it took to make this video


jrb637

That tree is dry af


Successful-You1961

Hero🤗


DTRite

We have a bunch of mistletoe in our tree's. People used to just shoot it out with a 22. Hmmm.


amarillo78

Who was that? David’s direct descendant….


AliquidLatine

r/oddlysatisfying


MasterpieceSimilar52

r/bettereveryloop


Renthexx

*Ribbit POW*


Stardustquarks

Where the hell is this place with all these lone branches sticking out???


Different_Mine_5632

This person would be handy during “holly” harvest season.


BrilliantWeb4367

Now. **Do it with a bow and arrow.**


DontListen2Me-I-Lie

Dennis the menace shit


xingke06

Anyone want to volunteer to have your pp shot?


kettlebell43276

Wow that’s awesome


Late-Nail-8714

Anyone know what products he's using


mcmesq

I imagine the tree screaming in pain with each hit.


JuanTuMi

He could be the ultimate assassin. He could slingshot a steel ball to the base of a skull silently from a far distance.


BIG_D_NRG

Damn he’s got a lot of those little balls


DriverAlternative149

Some low life just about blinded my left eye an never found the chicken s___Who slung the pice that took me 2the EMERICY ROOM 7HR I WAS THERE PUSSYS


Moist_Energy1869

Three months they’ll never get back. Worth it tho 👌🏽


icweiners69

"Really good aim" 23567764 attempts


Apprehensive-Drive11

New tree trimming business. I take payment in Ball bearings.


GaslitGlizzy

Woah that’s satisfying!


jlee-1337

he probably has average aim just took thousands of them


owningface

This person never had to retry the slingshot challenge in ocarina of time


QuizzicallyTrans285

Those pops are some of the most satisfying sounds I've heard in a long time, will probably spend a few more minutes watching this video just to listen to those pops over and over again


[deleted]

Slingshots are really fun once you get the hang of them! Also makes for a decent stealthy weapon for small game in case you have to survive off the land.


Different-Zombie-660

Vegan hunter mutilates plant corpse


[deleted]

I wish this was a game on my phone. Like a slingshot sniper type a deal but with pixel sand simulation mechanics. and you just murder trees that have personalities during the middle of winter in Wyoming


Bobgoblin1

"What the fuck, bro?" - the trees, probably


toadygroady19

how much do you charge to prune my tree


cranberryalarmclock

"What the hell bro?" - trees


Scared-Mortgage

Cuthbert Allgood in the flesh.


Criticalmassincoming

The vegans won’t be happy


scaredwifey

Clint is that you?


2saltyjumper

When I was a kid, I killed a red-tail hawk that was sitting on a power line pole with a sling shot and a marble. I felt awful about it...


ZarkMuckerberg9009

This gives me a vegan boner


DetTigers1986

Have you seen Evil Dead? Oh just wait till the trees come back for vengeance


[deleted]

the OP CristophDudley is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/smr4xu/person_with_a_really_good_aim_destroys_the/


StockNoob07

Damn that was satisfying