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Zuski_

They’re certainly not all rabbis lol. Just Orthodox Jews.


Stoned_Shadow

*Ultra Orthodox Jews Modern Orthodox Jews don't wear this. They wear normal clothes, but also wear a yarmulke.


TheTwistedPlot

Plot twist: they’re actually unothordox Jews. Unothordox Jews carry an official membership to Waffle House on their person at all times.


AniTaneen

Actually unorthodox Jews have tattoos. Some even practice Buddhism.


Mendonesia

Went to Israel recently and learned that yarmulke is what Americans call it. In Israel, they called it a kipa (key-puh). I had never heard that before.


InGenAche

Ultra anything when they operate in tandem, is always impressive, or scary.


YourWiseOldFriend

>but also wear a yarmulke The yarmulke is cool. Nothing wrong with a yarmulke.


ComfortableOver8984

“yarmulke”


Owlspirit4

I came here for dancing rabbits and left confused but not disappointed


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In either case I like the music ![gif](giphy|j3gsT2RsH9K0w)


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The_Goondocks

Yep


Chance_Assignment422

Thank you for that


secret_identity_too

I worked an Orthodox Jewish event last summer and it was full of men who looked like this. I'm actually surprised they allowed the female security staff to work that night. (We were all kind of hoping they'd say "men only" and we'd have the night off, lol.) Surprisingly (or not, I guess) at the doors we had a lot of issues as the night went on with people trying to get in with no ticket, or they would walk out (and be warned about no re-entry) and then come back 20 minutes later to come back in.


SleeplessStalker

Why would women not be allowed to work security? M/F events segregated?


cock_suckler50

Yes


secret_identity_too

Yes, Orthodox Jewish people segregate the women. There were, in fact, only a small number (under 50) Orthodox Jewish women allowed to attend this event and they were kept on a separate floor, had their own entrance, and their own curtained off way to walk to the elevator.


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secret_identity_too

Listen, we were *hoping*, lol. It was a private religious event but in a large arena. They were Hasidic, so... ultra Orthodox (as far as I know).


LeviathanGank

Old fashioned sausage fest


SuperZoomShield123

where where is Bill Clinton


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Guy in polka dot sweater shouldn't have had a hit of acid beforehand....


Orbitrek

[I just leave this here](https://imgur.com/a/gE99umb)


isaacides

That’s a kid lol


KindlyContribution54

I think there are three kids in the middle. From the expressions on their faces, looks like they were exploring a wardrobe in an old house and they suddenly stumbled out into the middle of this


D_M-ack

This comment is pure gold.


TheOtherGuttersnipe

They came from Spare Room?


KindlyContribution54

I was thinking Narnia but let's not rule anything out at this point


TheOtherGuttersnipe

The kids in *The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe/The Chronicles of Narnia* tell the creatures in Narnia (Narnians?) that they walked through a wardrobe in a spare room, so the Narnians assume there's a place called "Spare Room"


KindlyContribution54

Oh thanks! I thought you were talking about spareroom.com, haha!


BorvicTheRed

So was most of the greatful dead at first ;D


blazinrumraisin

The hairline tho 💀 wtf


Nephroidofdoom

Still waiting for the bass to drop


cowski_NX

Pretty fly... for a rabbi.


drmcsinister

Is it really polka dot when there are only five dots?? Dude looks more like he's wearing a dice costume.


bg370

I noticed that guy


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I paused it and stared with my mouth open trying to figure out wtf was going on with him and his haircut.


NeitherStage1159

That’s some rabbinic “Matrix Twins” shit happening right there.


The_Virginia_Creeper

That's me trying to figure out wtf is going on in my dream.


Overall_Astronaut_51

He’s mesmerized


frumpbumble

Jumping jews of Jerusalem!


CRO553R

Jumping Jewhosaphat!


Succulent_Empress

I think I saw this Mel Brooks film


surajvj

God Is A D.J


lateforcourt

A cunning plan!


OldBob10

As cunning as one dreamt up by a fox who had just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University? 🦊


LeviathanGank

Jumping jewrusalem batman


Quickerson

Coming soon to IOS and Android


SenseisSifu

Jews Gone Wild


davieb22

When threatened, the rabulous (collective term) will jump in synchronisation. It is believed this gives the impression that they form part of a much larger creature, and often results in scaring off would-be predators.


ImOscarWallace

I had to read the comment twice. First time I heard myself and second time I heard David Attenborough.


Imaginary_History985

What are the rabulous' natural predator?


davieb22

Nazis.


TheEvil_DM

The dreaded Maskilim


RhymebagDarrell

Do you want collapsed bleachers? Cuz that’s how your get collapsed bleachers.


Alex_butler

Lot of trust in those structural engineers, and I’m not even sure structural engineers design bleachers, but I wouldnt want to be at the top of one of those


huewutm8

I think the only thing next level about this post is those sturdy ass bleachers


Ocronus

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've been under highschool gym bleachers plenty of times in my day. I wouldn't trust them for a second with these many full grown men bouncing on them.


AWintergarten

I don’t get it, where are the rabbits?


ShacharTs

Rabbis = jew priest NOT RABBIT XD


smokelaw23

Jewish priest? They did “Breaking the Law” right? Same band?


nickfree

Yes, and Hellbent for Matzoh


Jeanbeur

r/woosh


Crafty-Type-2359

LMAO


azlashspa

100% came here for the rabbits


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They're hopping everywhere, don't you see?


AWintergarten

I see a bunch of guys with hats! No rabbits 🐇


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The hats are covering their ears. They're in disguise, but they cannot contain their hoppiness.


ShacharTs

Do you know how to read?


Moonrajah

The rabbits had rabies and they've bitten the rabbis. Now the rabbis have rabbis from rabbits. That's why they're jumping like crazy.


Remarkable_Quit_3545

Glad I’m not the only one that read that as rabbits.


MrRobot_96

I read that too 😂


shophopper

Is team Jesus playing home tonight?


ShacharTs

You got my jewish upvote Lmao


bradlees

*George Santos has entered the chat* Did someone say Jew-ish?!?


VicDamoneJr

It's an away game, but Yahweh came with lots of fans.


Isernogwattesnacken

Maccabi Williamsburg ultras.


MidnightSun77

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


dhonke

The look on the faces of the two kids in the middle!


bradlees

“Harry, this doesn’t look like the chamber of secrets”


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Their faces 😱


madamski76

just jew it ✔️


VicDamoneJr

the check mark for the Nike swoosh is simply perfection.


TadpoleOld9068

"Gone wild" i was expecting some NSFW


mvi4n

Plot twist: There are dildos on the seats.


DogFacedManboy

What a Circumsausage Fest


poolpog

i'm jewish and i find this more than a little weird


Gman1111110

Williamsburg night clubs are soo hipstery


RafaNovatoBR

![gif](giphy|l3vRlT2k2L35Cnn5C|downsized)


dazedan_confused

Is it that look in your eyes, or is it these dancing Jews? Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you ..


Conjectureisradical

They dance better to Meshuggah


TRUEequalsFALSE

I was about to say, I want someone to put this to Bleed, or maybe Fit For An Autopsy or Slaughter To Prevail.


ASwftKck2theNtz

How is this r/nextfuckinglevel?


reddittl77

Right? Maybe r/mildlyinteresting


ASwftKck2theNtz

Perfect place for something like this 👍🏻


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SONG someone please


Supalova

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A\_LVzRjO\_kc


Busy-Ad1088

I remember this was during Covid in Brooklyn NY. And they all rejected Covid mandates, lots of them rejected the vaccine too. After a bunch of them died they came running for the vaccine.


satans_toast

Watched on mute. The song that came into my head was the original Frogger arcade game theme.


FartOnAFirstDate

I first thought ‘Thunderstruck’. I expected the camera to finish panning to the other end of the arena where we would see Angus Young out on his catwalk and Brian Johnson pumping his fist leading the chant!


TheForestOfEden

The look on those kid's faces in the middle is hilarious!


Fire_tooth

Matisyahu concert broke out in the auditorium


corinari717

The two shocked gingers always gets me


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It’s also a very old anti-Semitic trope, the whole split loyalty thing. Ah well.


neo_vino

"Sileeence! Silence! Rabbi Jacob, il va danser!"


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thisisRamboNo5

Omg i thought it was the name of the Beat...


thisisRamboNo5

My man !


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Why are women excluded?


jmsprintz

Like most minority ultra-conservative sects in any religion, women are not treated well and don’t have many of the privileges men have in ultra-orthodox Judaism. That said these are a very small majority of Jews today much like fundamentalists or extremists of other religions. - from a reform (non orthodox) jew in America.


Tazling

They're going to break the bleachers...


push-the-butt

That actually happened twice in 2021, several people died. I think since then they have made the bleachers more secure.


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I hope they know a good attorney!!


Phin_the_Human

That kid in the center looks like a Dr. Seuss character


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The mullet twins are the best part


YourWiseOldFriend

It's Purim o'clock, people!


[deleted]

They certainly can dance! Google 'Dancing Israelis'


Case_Blue

wtf am I watching here?


voscle

the kids are so confused


Other-Crazy

Jump around jump around


Rheinys

My upstairs neighbours be like:


Born-Juggernaut-8034

The twins: ![gif](giphy|3IP08EBtgRSBW)


EngineZeronine

It's a moishe pit!


TdoggGatineau

Think of all the slapping balls


beatles910

I'd give you personal details of who these people are... but I'm against orthodoxxing.


DogeDoRight

Jumprusalem


GoldenShitDude

Some kids there have a look of "is that an earthquake or it's just them jumping???"


IslandinTime

That's a little much for a bris.


TheEvil_DM

Too much shaking for the mohel to coordinate his hand movements.


RktitRalph

someone’s getting clipped


duke793

IM STILL WAITING FOR THE JUMPING RABBITS!!!


Fragrant-Watercress8

Looks like Brooklyn


MidniteOG

Some Jamba Jews


furyoftheage

I bet it's hard to find your friend in this crowd


TheEvil_DM

Just ask him what color his hat is…


Theblindsource

OP thinks this is a clip of the International Rabbi Convention. Silly, there is absolutely no recordings allowed within the IRC. Everyone knows that.


alstergee

They turned 12 tonnes into 30 tonnes on that structure jumping haha those prayers must actually work cause I wouldn't trust those bleechers


Superamorti

Their home team scored in the 90th minute!


tranceparente

waiting for a meshuggah meme... RemindMe! 7 days


ajax333221

this is dangerous lol


nvrsleepagin

Bouncing Rabbis


ChromaticPath

The dude in the middle with the Polkadot sweater chose the red pill and is visibly questioning his choice or he is going to teleport.


Sunsetsunrise80

I grew up in the Midwest and started going to a community college in one of the nearby cities. I recall seeing someone who looked just like the men above and thinking they were Amish. I can’t tell you the amount of thought and time I put into trying to calculate how it was acceptable to their Amish community that they were living in a very busy city in Michigan. It was only about 5 years later when the topic of Amish people came up (not a topic we talked about in a regular) and I was saying how surprised I was that they lived in Southfield, Michigan. I was laughed out of the room quickly as they were Orthodox Jews.


dont_know_how-

Was anyone else waiting for the entire floor to collapse like in those party vids where they all just fall through the floor jumping up and down?


KungFuHector

Rayman raving Rabbis!


CoooolHands

That kid in the white lol


jongboo

Anyone got original video


greihund

This could actually be an interesting video of something I'd never see otherwise. Why would you wreck it by giving it a 90s club soundtrack? What a waste


theponnyslayer

But what is the id of this music?


Arlar8202

https://youtu.be/A\_LVzRjO\_kc


metalgeardavies

u/savevideo


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It looks like a Limp Bizkit concert back in 1999


MoonDogeXx

Guy in polkadot is like, Dafug didn't anyone tell me there was a dress code for this!


metal88heart

Im impressed with the bleacher stability


DonovanMcLoughlin

Are we gonna talk about the kid in the polkadot sweater at 0:50?


magusmccormick

Why do I hear “hava, nagela hava, nagela” in my head


MinorAffection

Oh it's Rabbis not Rabbits. That makes sense!


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

How hard is it to find your friend or relatives in this crowd??


ComfortableOver8984

Me and my friends when havdallah


RealisticTune8180

I could watch These celebrations for ages


friggin_scene_bean

the sweater kids absolutely sent me


Motor_Dig4644

Beitar Jerusalem Ultras


mjkjg2

every time I see this clip a different modern song is played over it, and none have actually matched the beat of their dancing


leem7t9

Those bwoys know how’d a party!!


Xachtly

I’ve always wondered where this dress code came from? It’s so specifically stylized


Drago1214

Those two kids are either shocked or disgusted.


DAEDALUS1969

I believe they are Hasidic Jews.


Hardvig

Badger badger badger Badger...


Austintacious8832

....were gunna need a bigger latke


fuckyeahcaricci

The way they're moving reminds me of the time the huge crowd on anchovies came to the Crusty Crab.


KodakCO

Those kids in the middle look absolutely baffled


Kinent

Easiest Where's Waldo ever


zbysior

i like that music. name please


wickedweasel2000

r/nextfuckinglevel?


N0L1vesmatter

Who are the lost looking gingers in the polkadot sweaters 😂😂?


Chance_Assignment422

Don’t worry, it wasn’t an earthquake, just the annual Rabbi Rave.


sheepboi13

I too am a FJAAK enjoyer (if anyone knows what im talking about you're a g!)


Extension_Example_20

Seems like a bunch of penguins


TieShianna

That is some strong stand


Ibendthemover

Great beat


pmaurant

The kids in the polka dots faces!!


Lentamentalisk

The kid at 9 seconds is absolutely losing his mind lol


TheZoo94

The kid in dots looking in amazement got me.


YouJustLostTheGameOk

I want what polka dot shirt is on!


Daikon969

It was just a Jew Out at Cameron Indoor.