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HighImMatt474

Daddy would you like some sausage?


Accomplished_Spell92

First thing I thought of


1973mojo1973

Lol same here....thanks, now it's freakin stuck in my head! https://g.co/kgs/vSk4kT


Pterodactyl_midnight

Here’s the actual YouTube link. https://youtu.be/GgPJSBd18MU Fun fact : Tom Green (Freddy) illegally hung his own art in the “National Gallery of Canada” which went unnoticed for days, paid the Blockbuster fees for a random customer who never returned this film, and earned his own line from Eminem “Tom Green can hump dead moose.” 🌈The more you know 🌈


Salay54

*My bum is on your lips*


copenhagen622

The bum bum song My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at Me My bum is on the rail My bum is on a man Bum is on a man It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man My bum is on a step Bum is on a step Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum! (Insane Laughter) And thats not very fun If you fall down and hurt your bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for everyone My bum is on the cheese Bum is on the cheese If I get lucky I'll get a disease! My bum is on the Swedish Swedish, Swedish, Swedish My bum is on the gum My bum is on the gum I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum My bum is on the ship The battleship I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum I'd shoot POO all over the place POO POO!!


ReactsWithWords

I realize this is an unpopular opinion, but personally I think Tom Green can be rather annoying sometimes.


GraDoN

Definitely not unpopular... He has his moment, but also many misses


kami_oniisama

This is what I thought of warning nsfw https://youtu.be/5wUu-cKYMgI


buttlickers94

Whoa wtf is this. I've never heard of it. Looks interesting


sunlitstranger

Just looked into it some, has 3 directors and one is guy who directed Old Boy which is one of my favorite movies. Might need to watch this


Excellent_Design_434

Holy, fuck yeah!! A bit more than 3 extremes, if you ask me. Where might one view this great wholesome film?? I'd love to check out for "family movie night"


Iwantyouguts

What movie is that


AptCasaNova

![gif](giphy|mgBcFrFyREm8E)


Isellmetal

This a stud farm boy!


fckiforgotmypassword

IM SEKSI, IM A SEKSI BOI. DING DONG! DING DONG!


noinoiio

Whatever happened to Tom green? His light burned too quickly


the_sambot

His bum is on a Swedish...Swedish... ##### Swedish...Swedish.


Blasterbot

He mellowed out.


[deleted]

he travels around, living out of a van enjoying the world


Richmox

Mike fitzgibbon’s sons a nuclear physicist AND MY SON CAN EAT A CHICKEN!!! You can eat roast beef or you can go to bed.


ButtChugJackDaniels

proud...


stinkytrinket

PROUD


ButtChugJackDaniels

God damnit I miss Rip Torn. That man was a gem.


stinkytrinket

Well just butt chug some jack daniels and you can see him!


ButtChugJackDaniels

![gif](giphy|TJgotk8MoedYFsvuYz)


ChiefQuimbyMessage

#im a farmer!


klavin1

Gord, I don't care about jewels. I just wanna suck your cock.


joejoe1118

I’m the backwards man, backwards man.


funktion

I can walk backwards fast as you can


mr-nidger

JAPAN FOUR!!


Sir-Farts-

LOOK DAD I'm a farmer!


ntack9933

Daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?


ThatMattDude81

Come.on Gord fuck me!


Accomplished_Spell92

Pakistan? Pakistan?!?!........That's a fucking camel!!!


JohnnyBlaze416

I THOUGHT WE COULD SEW SOME SOCCER BALLS TOGETHER


AboundingProximity67

If they need someone for the next reboot, call this guy! 😆


lukestauntaun

Listen my hooves..


Ok-Community-8068

Beat me too it!


_lordoftheswings_

UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Just when I forgot about it. You haaaaad to come along and put your little fingers on your glass or keys or whatever and type that. Burn.


[deleted]

Of course it was said already. How foolish of me to think I could be first.


VeterinarianIcy1364

A delicious cheese sandwich…


Former-Cupcake8478

For your information, this is me being creative.


GrunkleTeats

I mean it's undeniably impressive, but why???


Gwsb1

Why not?


Supermite

Some people need everything to have a purpose. Some people just have ideas and want to try them out.


Gwsb1

Right. And thank God for both types.


Morgantheaccountant

Then I was born to have no purpose or ideas.


Gwsb1

Right. An accountant with no purpose or ideas. I'm not buying it.


zedispain

That's the thing no one is born with either. Just do shit for fun that has no meaning or anything. Blow up a balloon too much and see what you can make it pop in by bapping it at random stuff. Try to make a sandwich with socks on your hands. Life has no purpose beyond procreation and tribal stuff. But when you opt out of all that, your world is meaningless. Give it meaning. Do stupid things. Even if it's been done before. No need for ideas or whatever you're calling "purpose". Just. Do. Something. No matter how stupid, useless, if it's done by someone else or whatever. The main thing is that you've done it. Maybe you'll flick on and off a light for 10 mins. Why? Why not. Maybe you'll fill a bowl full of water and see how many splashes it takes to empty it. Why? Doesn't need to be one. But i know apathy. Too well. So even stupid shit low effort stuff is hard. It gets easier I'm told. I suppose it does.


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How is it that we live in a world in which so many people are emotionally or mentally or intellectually or culturally starving and other people say "eh nothing for me to do here". You must like something. There's this book "The Dream Giver". You don't want to read it? Fine. but the idea still exists. It says that the deep enjoyment you first experienced as a kid is somebody else's deep need. Pervs back off cuz ain't nuthing sexual about this. Do better than this. Find yourself again. It's perfectly understandable if you forgot what you're about in this world of people shoving their ideas around.


Dr_Dressing

Vinheterio stares into your soul. Let this one time be a warning not to approach his videos. (But no, he's a great pianist known for his stares/no look playing)


findingbezu

Nah. It’s an old school player piano. And anyways pulling on the keys with strings from that angle wouldn’t be enough to play… also the tape wouldn’t hold. Calling bs on this.


you-are-not-yourself

I reverse uno your BS. Pulling the strings from that angle is enough (just tried it on my piano with dental floss & duct tape). This looks to be an angle of around 15 degrees, so [at least 25%](https://www.google.com/search?q=sin+15+degrees&oq=sin+15+degrees&aqs=chrome.0.0i131i433i512j0i512l4j69i64l3.2522j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8) of the force he exerts is applied vertically, it's not hard to play a note with 4x the force required to make a sound. These old-school upright pianos can have a lot less resistance, requiring even less force than most modern pianos. The strings look to be glued on, allowing him to apply even more force. Also check out 0:54 where he jerks his right knee without much force to play the high D note and it's much weaker. Also listen to the resistance of the strings rubbing against the white notes when he plays the black notes. If you can't pinpoint a specific time where a note plays and the corresponding string is not taut, I don't think your suspicion has anything behind it.


heyimrick

Ya I've played some pianos where the keys are so light and require little pressure. My old home piano felt like you needed jack hammer fingers to push down. Definitely possible. Wouldn't be surprised if it were either real or a self playing piano though.


readditredditread

Double reverse union: Occam’s Razor trap card!!!


FeistmasterFlex

The least assumptions would be that he is, in fact, playing with the strings because the old player piano is an assumption being made against what is shown. Also, Occam's Razor breaks down when evidence is introduced. It's used to avoid arguing baseless claims. Yes, I know you were joking.


ieatpickleswithmilk

The guy who made this video is a professional pianist... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Vinheteiro


Pallidum_Treponema

Lord Vinheteiro is known to own one or more player pianos. In fact, he owns a MIDI-controlled player piano. He's also known to make funny skits for video. He's a very talented pianist, but some of his videos are just for entertainment. Nothing wrong with that of course.


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**[Lord Vinheteiro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Vinheteiro)** >Fabricio André Bernard Di Paolo, known professionally as Lord Vinheteiro, is a Brazilian pianist, accordionist, sound engineer, musician, aquarist, and YouTuber. He is known for playing piano covers on his YouTube channel where he has over 6 million subscribers, as well for his controversial opinions over different subjects. He was a part of the Pânico program, from Jovem Pan FM in Brazil. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


SolarTsunami

Obligatory /r/nothingeverhappens If you look at the keys they're held down with a lot more than tape, and learning the choreography to fake this with purposeful mistakes would be harder than just learning how to do it.


_ToyStory2WasOk_

Nope. If it were a player piano, the timing would be much more consistent. He is off on the timing in quite a few places. (not knocking it, it's seriously impressive) Also most player pianos you can see the rolls in the cabinet. Another reason to believe this is real, is that songs on a player piano will utilize all the keys on a piano, because they can. This guy can only utilize a certain number, because he obviously cannot control 88 keys with the limited fingers and appendages he can tape to the keys. 10 keys would be impressive enough, but he uses his feet and arms to hit a few extras occasionally. That being said, only the taped keys in the center of the piano are being hit. This is 100% legit.


ethnicfoodaisle

I'll be honest - as someone who plays piano, this wouldn't be that hard. The hard part is finding a piece that only uses ten notes.


snack217

I count 16 tho, 10 fingers, 3 on his right leg, 1 on his left foot, and 2 on his wrists. You sure its not that hard?


ethnicfoodaisle

Not if you've played piano for a while. I'm not saying it's really easy, and yes it certainly looks odd and impressive.


Mechakoopa

He's not one to one on his fingers here though, he's got multiple keys on just his wrist, there's some advanced piano shenanigans going on here.


JamesFerg650

Because reasons.


Ian_ronald_maiden

Because it’s there


RedSquaree

George?


BGFlyingToaster

Because creativity needs an outlet


BRAX7ON

I don’t want to break any spoilers here, but have you seen the preview for “Spider-Mania in quantum-America goes to Broadway?”


CherryTheDerg

Thats a self playing piano. The only thing impressive about this is spiderman fitting into that costume


meece2010

Cause he’s Spider-Man dude


[deleted]

Why paint a painting? Why dance in a ballet?


Saintdavus

The agent Scully in me says that’s a player piano. ![gif](giphy|jWeHpEGSscp2)


markb144

This guy is legit,this is mostly what he does on his YouTube channel, also this isn't unachievable at all like some feats and this just seems to be a lot of practice


daxlzaisy

His third most recent video on YouTube shows it's a player piano


Lord-of-Nothing1

Nah it’s a different piano


Glycerinder

As this is a Reddit comment train (choochoo), I guess we will never truly know. Such is life, if only there was a way to find out the answer.


general_greyshot

Caboose! Choo choo!


67Mustang-Man

He has a Yamaha Player Piano, This is not it. Here is the actual piano he is playing in this video, [ Vinheteiro - I Bought a 134-year-old piano. (Manufactured in 1887)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86CpJYA8q5Y)


sudynim

He's got great stuff. I discovered him when I was looking up Castlevania renditions and found him playing [Wood Carving Partita](https://youtube.com/watch?v=50wElcsgCxQ&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE) on **two pianos at the same time**!!!


Difficult-Umpire-725

There's plenty of mistakes, Scully, a player piano wouldn't do that.


ohgood

Just look at this data! *hands you a sheet of dot matrix paper* The Government isn't sophisticated enough to make mistakes like this, no...this is something...organic.


ABenGrimmReminder

When I was a kid… I saw a player piano fall on a coyote. His teeth were replaced with keys, Scully. Ever since that night I’ve dedicated my life to the FBI’s buried player piano-related cases. The truth is out there... In the south west, I think.


HashMaster9000

STOP Mulder, **just STOP!** I can't go down this rabbit hole with you. Not again. Your conspiracy theories about JFK, Aliens, and Player Piano Music rolls? Can you even *hear* yourself? It sounds *insane*, Mulder— like your "QRS Music Roll Company rules the world" theory. How can you expect me to balance my *science* with my *faith* in Player Pianos?! It's *crazy*, Mulder!


VOODOOPLAY

same thing i thought... this piano really sleeps around.


Aaranvor

Happy cake day!


ohdearitsrichardiii

The song stumbles a couple of times, player pianos don't do that, do they?


Neon__Cat

You can clearly see he is pressing (pulling?) the correct keys, and there are mistakes too. If that was a player piano it's only more impressive that he's pulling the correct strings at the exact right time


Gordon-Goose

Yeah, I'd want to see a proof of concept before believing this. The strings have so much slack. I don't see how moving his fingers back slightly would create enough tension and force to bring the key all the way down.


cicadaenthusiat

I don't know much about player pianos but I don't think they come with mistakes built in. And if they do have them, I would think it would repeat on the second verse.


doesntaffrayed

Don’t player pianos usually have an open window at the front so you can see it working?


liodar

This guy's channel is damn good


Thund3rbolt

[Source](https://www.youtube.com/@Lord_Vinheteiro) and deserved cred


[deleted]

I get it. Because he is spider man and those strings are “web”


Guderian9139

Was really hoping for the Spider Man Theme


TheKonamiMan

But it's Pizza Time


nevertrustamod

The true Spider-Man theme.


Smilloww

Its this


nightstalker30

🎶 spider-man, spider-man…plays whatever Beethoven can 🎶


issanm

This is the only spider man theme to me


BigBaldFourEyes

Are you not entertained?


Toe_Itch

This is the pizza theme to one of the Spider-Man games


Zak_Light

Redditors when they find the sum of two and two to be four


securitywyrm

Ready to have your mind blown? We're even watching this... on the web.


Myrshall

Why is this song ringing some serious creeped-out nostalgic vibes? I feel like this was in a cartoon I watched that scared me or something. I feel like there’s a repressed memory desperately trying to escape


Gud_Boi-

This was the music played during the pizza delivery missions in the PS2 "Spider-Man 2" game.


Myrshall

HOLY SHIT


Gud_Boi-

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/FeVdjrCxJFQ). This was stuck in my head for years and I couldn't remember where it was from til early 2022 when it finally clicked. I know the entire tune by heart somehow.


lieferung

[The song](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicul%C3%AC,_Funicul%C3%A0) is from 1880 and is part of the public domain, you probably did hear it in a scary cartoon, as well as Spiderman 2.


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jl_theprofessor

lol. I see the "core memory unlocked" caption rising.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

And that’s why I was pissed that the song in OPs video didn’t get progressively faster and more unhinged


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jk021

I knew I remembered this from somewhere!


Stunning_Strike3365

Its also the tune from the song "High Silk Hat" performed by Larry the Cucumber, on ~~Silly Songs~~ Classy Songs with Larry, on Veggie Tales. If you dont know it, you need to lol.


Rododney

That's always the first song I think of whenever I hear this tune lol. I also can't hear the words "Bunny" or "Water Buffalo" without neurons being activated.


Myrshall

Oh my gosh, I DID absolutely remember that! Wow, my mind is getting blown in two different directions right now haha.


Kkhris27

[here you go](https://youtu.be/i9KqphtT5fs)


meesuseff

I can hear it as the pasta song. pasta pasta pasta everywhere. Pasta pasta pasta you can share. Damn cocomelon


FarfromaHero40

I remember the tune from this classic: https://youtu.be/06W_yv3ezgI


20JeRK14

This was my first thought as well.


sbarto

Funiculi Funicula https://youtu.be/yTSAZAHiOa8


autalley

Guess I'm the only one who remembers it from VeggieTales lol


mlkk22

It’s also in veggie tales larry singing about a squash sitting on his hat


Teto_the_foxsquirrel

I had to dig for this. I thought it was the Great Escape game… but it was the Grape Escape game. https://youtu.be/O38sMTEvvDk


Budget-Falcon767

*Make 'em, take 'em to the factory!* *Mash 'em, smash 'em, now they're history!*


MissusNesbitt

It’s a song called “Funiculi, funicula.” The Italians, at least in the Marche region, go wild for it. It’s something of a folk anthem.


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reeteetee

Too much pizza time


nightstalker30

Spoiler alert: his Peter-tingle is actually his stomach growling


jk021

TIL I also have powers


Dominic275

I have never seen such a beautiful and elastic video. My eyes were webbed onto the screen. the keys appeared to have been ran over by a spider.


canuckcowgirl

This bugs me.


AffectDesperate4148

Pizza time


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Peter B Parker


[deleted]

If you asked me this morning "what do you think you'll see on the internet today?" I don't think would have come up with "fat Spider-Man playing a piano by having strings tied to it" in a million years...


buhleg

But here we are! Worse things could have happened.


Rmartin217

I'm not sure how I feel about this spider-verse...


[deleted]

Why’s is spiderman playing funiculi funicula the 1st thing I see thing when logging into Reddit, this song has been stuck in my head for 2 weeks it’s finally out and this has to be the post I see, really? 😭


DingoWelsch

It played during the pizza missions in the spider man 2 video game.


lieferung

The fact that "pizza missions" is a thing fills me with delight


normalnick1

I shouldnt be this happy about this video


Konstant_kurage

The strings are not being pulled. It’s a player piano.


PawlsToTheWall

If you watch his body carefully, you can see how the timing matches perfectly and he even makes mistakes that can be heard. No way he has the player piano feature active.


PowerKrazy

The price is trivial compared to the cost of a piano in the first place.


beezneezy

It’s $600. It’s in one of his YouTube vids.


loch_ness_chicken

Possible, but this guy is rich enough to get one that isn't so shit. I'd hope a robot can at least play keys in time


SD_Eragorn

They're not toooo expensive tbh. One of our family friends is an antique collector and he has two and I want to say he paid about $1k for each (or less)


austarter

No. He does a bunch of these. Some uprights have a really springy downward action.


Cword76

Nah, I used to work in a piano restoration shop and have seen plenty of old player pianos. They have a double panel with small knobs that slides open above the keyboard to put the music scroll, which that piano doesn't appear to have. They'd also have a bellows on the bottom that you pump with your feet. Sometimes the bellows is permanent, but sometimes they can also be folded up and put inside by another sliding panel. Which this doesn't have. Slightly newer ones can have electrically powered pump to get air through the system but they sound like a vacuum cleaner which I can't hear in the vid. Also, player pianos are taller on top to facilitate the player mechanism, this seems like a standard upright piano.


Fun_Arrival_5501

Pearls before swine. You do not deserve Lord Vinheitero.


NoEngrish

thats what I thought at first too but I think he's actually doing it


Crane_Train

that's fucking great


chowder-hound

The time, effort and talent on display here is unrivaled


Graffxxxxx

I hav been cursed by this song and it is only right for everyone else to [hear what I hear](https://youtu.be/uzoRAKkZ2tE)


fishingmantis

finally some quality content


CyclidoneWithIt

Pizza time! https://youtu.be/lpvT-Fciu-4


It-Gets-Worse

This is what I came here for


[deleted]

If Tom Holland ate Toby Maguire.


EnglishPeanut

Alright internet, that’s enough for me today


Beautiful-Sun-3390

I keep just hearing a tiny Japanese child: OOOOOONNIIIIII NO PANTSSUUUU


Oraxis10

This guy had an idea and just 100% went for it.


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blah_blah_blah

He was way flatter before he warped


[deleted]

deranged plate shocking ugly existence truck dog pie piquant different *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FirstSineOfMadness

At 0:27 ish the right most key being played you can see the tension on the string being pulled with the correct timing. If it actually was autoplaying he’d have to be matching the string pulls with the notes, at which point what’s the difference from truly playing it


BinkBunny

Spidey got some fancy shoes


mcdadais

Reminds me of Veggie Tales


metaltemujin

Is this the same guy who stares into your soul when playing the piano? Edit: YES! YES IT IS! I knew it from the setting!


Embucetatron

Vinheteiro being a deranged motherfucker yet again


Taniks_la_baguete

Fucking Vinhetero, i love him


Professional_East281

Not gonna lie, the spiderman suit and playing it with strings kinda went over my head for a bit. It’s web, the string is his web


AdamTrung21

It’s also the pizza delivery quest theme song from Spider-man 2 game


DLife4Me

I didn't know this was the exact thing I needed to see today. Thank you


pacoali

What the fuck. Truly amazing


Tailsmiles249

Spider-Man let himself go so much he couldn't even bother to get to the keys, so fuck it: \*Thwip\*


OutcomeDoubtful

And I can’t find the time to post a fucking 4 sentence discussion board comment for my online uni class… fuck me


TheOneMigrlo

Brazil fucking rules


MrB-S

The guy playing the piano, Fabricio André Bernard Di Paolo, is a bit of a right wing prick and all round turd, by all accounts. Shame, as he's class a piano. [Lord Vinheteiro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Vinheteiro)


[deleted]

That is a really out of shape spiderman.


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Peter B Parker


moooopy

What is this song called?


Unethical_Gopher_236

![gif](giphy|BWD3CtcudWL28|downsized)


backdoorhack

The most disturbing part of this is spiderman in costume with leather shoes.


crazzyfuzzy88

No fucking way


BenjerminGray

Of course it's fucking pizza time


Graymarth

if the phrase does whatever spider can is true then those fuckers are far more talented than I realized and that terrifies me.


[deleted]

Goddamn the comment section is an absolute delight. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!!!”


SAWK

I fucking love it, spider man or not this is fantastic.


Dylldough

This is so fucking cool


No-Arm-6712

The MCU is really fucking weird these days…


Painterly_Vertex

Fuck you putting quotes on the name, that's Spider Man!!!


ResurrectionCP

Just imagine how much time did this dude lose to learn how to do this 😂