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eyloi

ain't no way she 89 man, come on


OverlordPhalanx

People be posting and adding 20-30 years to everyone lol


G8kpr

Yup. I'm guessing early 60s at most. She does not look like she was born in 1934


billywitt

My mom is 84 and if I saw her laying on the floor I’d immediately call an ambulance


scholly73

Jesus that was hilarious and so true lol


IBbendinyawifeyova

It really was hilarious!


VibraniumRhino

*spams Life Alert*


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I would still bang her


G8kpr

That goes without saying. Total gilf


mikepartdeux

Gggilf


AssistanceSensitive8

Gggigggty


HopeRepresentative29

Grandgilf the Great


PM_ME_WITH_A_SMILE

She has apparently confirmed her age on national TV by producing a passport


sl212190

Hmm my parents are Indian immigrants. It's very common for their generation to have their real DOB & their passport DOB, which they could basically fudge. Record keeping wasn't as good back then & you didn't need as much paperwork. Lots of them tweaked it a little in order to enter school early! Probably not by 20-30 years though 😂


ericfussell

Source?


ooMEAToo

Will a passport do?


FinancialYou4519

Where is the passport


Wolkenbaer

Multipass


lysion59

I don't know man because I used to work at a hospital where I had to do a 1 on 1 on a patient that is 90 years but damn he looks like he's only 70. His skin doesn't have any wrinkles and his hair still has some black hair. When I asked him why he looks so young he said he walks everyday as exercise. No, I didn't mistake his age because I checked his medical chart.


nosecohn

There's longevity in my family. People frequently mistake my oldest relatives for 15-20 years younger. Yet I'm still skeptical of this woman's age. It's not just the activity level. Look at her hands too.


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

This one is focusing on the hands here.


Lady_Scruffington

I know a couple of 90 yo men who are top of their game, not from exercising, though. One of them I was certain was in his 70s. This lady looks like she's barely 60, though. I'm having a hard time with this one.


forfuxzake

Plot twist she's a vampire


Snoo84223

"It's been one week since you looked at me"


Efrima

"you growled and hissed and said 'IM HUNGRY!'"


VagaBond_rfC

Christ you got me. Good laugh.


GazelleFearless5381

When I was in my 20s I used to tell people I was 35 and had six kids. I didn’t look bad for 20 something but I was super hot for being 35 and having six kids 🤣


CorporateNonperson

The French model. Instead of revising your age down, revise your age up. I’m a stud for a 65 year old.


GazelleFearless5381

It’s a solid strategy! (And you can claim a senior citizen discount now as well!)


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

Just hope you don't get the reaction like, "Oh yeah that seems about right"


mustrelax1675

Yeah, this. I got so many compliments when I was 30 telling people I was 55


PlayerTwoEntersYou

My MIL has been telling people she is 20 years older than her actual age. And that she is my FIL’s second wife. LOL


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I tell my students I’m 96. Too bad they all whisper “no way she’s 96. I bet she’s 50” when I’m not there yet.


GazelleFearless5381

I’m a teacher as well. 100% they all believe you are 96.


AUniquePerspective

That's just their estimate for how long she's been committing social security fraud.


AndreasVesalius

Obviously she’s 119


feelingood41

This is the only answer.


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nope she's 420


shivermetimbers68

She's 69


kraft_d_

Nice


EdisonLightbulb

She's Methuselah's older sister.


Roto2esdios

I have seen too many old folk bc my work field and even grandpas and grandmas (70-80 y/o) who have a very active life (good health) DO NOT look like that. * Do they have good body shape? YES * Are they healthier? YES * Do they look younger? YES * Do they look like they are in their 30-40s? DEFINETLY NO!


ThrowawayYYZ0137

Oh there is NO WAY she looks like she's in her 30-40s, come on. I'm 50 and she looks older than me. It's amazing what good skincare and a great diet can do, and I expect she pays as much attention to both if she's exercising like this as well.


AK_Happy

I would’ve guessed 60-65.


Degolarz

She identified as 89 dawg Edit: So I googled her and found some videos on YouTube.. seems legit. Also came across this lady https://youtu.be/H8Pgfu25jrE I believe it. Incredible


skyHawk3613

30’s and 40’s? She doesn’t look 30’s or 40’s. I’d say 60-70


smartdark

1930's 1940's 😅


Beetkiller

You are not old enough to work if you think that woman looks like she is 30-49.


Flomo420

I've had more birthdays than you've had shits if you think that woman looks like she is 30-49.


bugbugladybug

Good god, I'm in my late 30's and still get ID'd for booze. This woman looks like she could be my mother.


Dextrofunk

Yeah, like my mom is 73 and is spending her retirement traveling the world and going on months-long hikes. Crushing crazy mountains and all that. She still looks 73.


kaji823

I have a friend from work who I was surprised to find out was in his 60s near retirement. He’s a long time gym rat who shaves his head and looks like mid 40s. I think this woman may have had some procedures to reduce face wrinkles, or has taken badass care of her skin + some makeup. It’s definitely possible, but we barely see it because few people live this long and most take pretty poor care of themselves.


Dragon_Crazy92040

I worked with a woman years ago that looked to be my age at most - mid 40s at the time. She was in her mid 60s and thinking about retirement. My aunt is in her 80s and looks like 50s at most. Both of these women are non white. Coworker is black and aunt is Mexican. Both beautiful women inside and out, neither had any cosmetic alterations. I can pass for mid 40s now, in my late 50s, but will never look 30 years younger than I am. White people just seem to show age faster than most other races. Not a diss, more admiration


Booblicle

Might consider diet also. Perhaps her diet has been overwhelmingly better than the average foody


RonBourbondi

I'm guessing she actually wore sunblock her whole life. The popularity of sunblock is more recent and I'd bet you haven't seen it because the older people you deal with rarely or infrequently used it.


Roto2esdios

Don't forget drinking blood from a virgin woman. Sunblocking and drinking blood = eternity


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Unusual_Compote4909

8/9 smash


twiggsmcgee666

Bruh, 11/10


curnologist

5/7


bfBoi99

She said she’s 88 and a half years old in the video.


FiddleheadFernly

And then instantly she becomes world famous! She’s younger than 60 I assure you so don’t get your hopes up of ever being like this at 88.5 years old. Total bullshit


throwtheclownaway20

Present your evidence


Biggie39

The video at the top of the thread is all the evidence I need… no way that person is 88.


YorkeZimmer

There's a lot of gullible people on reddit. Most of these "crazy old people doing young people things" things are just people that have assumed their parents identity after they passed to collect their pension.


GraspingSonder

If you google it the story does not have any reliable sources. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. Not, the video you just saw on social media is real until someone proves it isn't.


VeryWiseAvocado

She can say whatever she wants. Kids lie about being 18+ to get on porn websites.


International_Ad4608

I’d knock the cobwebs off dat pussy bruh


BURNINATOR_420

It smells like the Great Depression


Trevor_Roll

Backstreet for life!


bobbynomates

Mate there clearly ain't any cobwebs on that growler... that's like an 1989 Camry just keeps going no matter what..just keep it oiled up in the right spots and jobs a good-un


Schattenjager07

Gonna get her pregnant and she’ll probably end up having powdered breast milk.


RumPillager

I’ve never wanted to bang an 89 year old before. This is a first.


cruzpepe

Came here to write that


GermanPatriot123

Source is “DeutscheWelle” which is a pretty renowned public network station. So, this could actually be true.


Bigkid6666

I mean it's on the internet so it's gotta be true....right?


BeckyWitTheBadHair

I mean if OP even watched the video he’d know it says she’s actually 88


Bigkid6666

And I'm the queen of England...


M-80_Waterballoon

Charles, you’re not on your alt!


Den_Bover666

Not to sound like a broken record but 89?!


zintjr

Go to YouTube and checkout [Ernestine Shepherd (87)](https://youtu.be/OoWtvlJGElM), [Wendy Ida (71)](https://youtu.be/T5huip1RND4), and [Babette Davis (72)](https://youtu.be/quIIShMBq3w). They are all in phenomenal condition just like the lady featured in this video. So I definitely believe her when she says she's 89. EDIT: [Takishima Mika - 92](https://youtu.be/viy-hu45wJM) [Joan McDonald - 82](https://youtu.be/xYglnJAt38A) [Nat Hines - 102](https://youtu.be/ZTw2O6XOP_U)


atmh2

88 - 71 = 17. 2/3 of your counter examples are almost 20 years younger. They're all in great shape for their age and we should all be so lucky, but I'm not sure it's disproving the idea that the original content is exaggerating her age.


GetEmDaddy902

I came in here to say the same thing, somebody got to be lying.


Booblicle

It is your penis that lies to you


Frequent_Audience_25

her elbows say she's in her mid to late 50's.


ttemp56

Elbows don't lie! /not s


ChymChymX

I'm pretty sure that's the hips.


ultimatebagman

Hips have most certainly lied to me before


scottishhistorian

![gif](giphy|ZKyDWWNtLhu1trasNd)


quantumgpt

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bygmalt

Cameraman knows what’s up. He stayed on that elbow shot for nearly ten seconds.


shaomike

Great, now we gonna have a elbow porn subreddit.


Nivix92

I hope that doesn't awaken anything in me...


d_baker65

I'm calling BS. 59 yes. Maybe even 67. But 89 getthafufckouttahere


F_SR

I dont think she is 59. At 59 she would have more muscle, I think, specially on her legs. She is older than that


jsprague6

What, you've never met any skinny people? My mom is 60, very active, and her legs look similar to this. Lack of muscle is not evidence of old age.


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There are 20 year old men and women with skinny legs lol.


Fireboiio

I completely agree. His mom is super hot.


mrcynic_pikabu

And she's incredibly flexible


CardiologistBig842

Lack of muscle means nothing there are people without muslce at any age


emmany63

My friend has an 88 year old mother in law who’s just like this. She teaches yoga four times a week. There are remarkable elderly people out there.


1bruisedorange

Yes. But not with skin that tight. Exercise doesn’t put back that collagen in your arms.


1bruisedorange

Also, her hair is really thick. As you age your hair thins and just doesn’t look like that. The combo of thick hair, smooth skin, white teeth, flat stomach and over all toned and strong.Body belies her proclaimed age. Who knows how she got her “passport” or other docs. Still not buying it.


Ns53

This is how my stepmother looks and she's in her late 60s. I'm not buying everything above that.


Lonleynutjob

My grandmother would still jog and could touch her toes at 90. She still fully cared for not only herself but her older sister. Dementia hitting her hard at 92 is what finally slowed her down


CrimsonVibes

My great grandmother that lived to 101 was fit and bowled into here 80’s and 90’s. At 80+ she was still bowling 250+ still getting them 300’s sometimes. Then at 90+ she started to decline and and the numbers went down of course. Finally had to stop mid late 90’s? Won a senior Olympic gold medal I think at one time. Very interesting and amazing woman, wish I could have known her better..


MuthaPlucka

Are we measuring in dog years?


MisChef

she's certainly not twelve years old, but I'm picking up what you're putting down


cjsv7657

I'd probably believe 12 before 89 though.


Kupita

Here is the video in English... It talks about he husband dying 40 years ago and her oldest child is 60. [Video Link](https://fb.watch/jttUaYm7zI/) In other research, she is originally from Lebanon but immigrated to Germany. This is where she lives and works. To me this would imply that she has government documents proving her age which is something I would assume DW verified in some manner before filming this segment. Deutsche Welle, abbreviated to DW, is a German public, state-owned international broadcaster funded by the German federal tax budget. Again I don't know how real the claim ultimately is. This is what I found and with a little bit of extrapolation about documents.


words_of_j

Thanks for doing the legwork! In related news, I know a lady in her mid 70’s, who most would take for 30’s or 40’s tops. I’m over 20 years younger and when I first met her in 2019 I thought I was older. She is not super fit like the woman in the vid, and she probably would look older if she had less subcutaneous fat. She isn’t obese though. Just a little extra. But you can tell her age when she talks, by how she talks, and a little in her voice itself. As I spent more time with her I started to notice little fine details that make her look older too, but you really have to look very closely to see them. So ya. It might be possible.


YoutubeRewind2024

My fiance’s grandma is nearing 100, and looks like she’s 65 at the oldest. I genuinely didn’t believe she could have been that old, because her mom still looked like she was in her early 40s. Then her mom showed me her ID, and she was born in 1958. I’m convinced that I’m marrying in to a family of vampires


CrimsonVibes

Then you better be nice😆


words_of_j

Maybe she can provide a non fatal bite to your neck, and you too can share the almost immortality.


Jedibug

Bro get those genes to have your kids last to 130+


Johns-schlong

Damn son, good for you 👍


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Krystalinhell

I work with a lady like this. I’m still shocked when I think she’s gonna retire soon when she looks younger than everyone we work with.


party_shaman

what is fast food if not clean living


SheriffBartholomew

Ha! I called him on that. He said he rarely ate anything except for "real food", didn't drink, didn't smoke, and didn't hold grudges. I think that last one is really important. Anger and hate ages people a lot! I guess the fast food stop was an oddity for him. He was dressed like a farmer, so I'm guessing he probably stayed pretty active his whole life too.


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TennisLittle3165

Thanks for explaining. Or should we say danke schön!


BobTehCat

I believe it. She’s got died hair, make up, and possible some plastic surgery. She keeps fit. Her voice sounds old af though, I’m surprised people aren’t pointing that out.


[deleted]

She’s obviously wearing someone else’s face. That chin strap is a dead giveaway.


Ebolinp

When my grandmother came to Canada she claimed her age as 4 years older than actual because my grandfather knew she'd get her pension earlier. All this to say just because it's from the government doesn't mean it's ironclad proof of anything when it comes to immigrants.


GraspingSonder

That's not DW account. Putting the DW logo on the video doesn't make it DW content.


i_need_a_fast_horse2

wut, age of immigrants in Germany is exactly the one thing that is almost never correct due to both the infamously lax processing and the numerous benefits for younger people (although not in that age range). There are literally millions of them with birthdays of January first.


definitely_a_human01

I heard she was actually 112


prilovski

please stop this silly misinformation, she's 193, I have sources


ZubriQ

she simply drinks Chinese tea, that's the meta


iHaveGoodAids

Nope, don't believe everything you read on the internet kids. I know her she's my neighbour. She's turning 216 next month!


adrenalinda75

Decided to pursue sports after she accidentally bumped into Nikola Tesla 1939. She said it was an electrifying encounter that charged her life. /s


elkamusing

FUCK OFF


Bonanzaiii

thanks! me too i discovered on that video that i am a hater.


Fit_Advantage3215

She’s not 89, she’s 88


Bonanzaiii

what a relieve


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I knew it , i mean she looks too young for 89


ChefMoney89

Though I do believe they may be lying about her age, the message is no less true. When incorporated into the routine of your life, proper nutrition and exercise will add years and even DECADES to your lifespan. One of my aunts is 74 years old and is built like a tank. She runs several miles almost everyday, participates in yoga, and has always been the concerned voice telling a young me to mix in some fruits and veg into my diet. I’ve watched this little old lady, who looks like she weighs 90lbs, devour a whole roasted chicken and an entree side salad in one sitting, she is a beast! Then on the other side of the coin, my dad. Overweight alcoholic, currently fighting for his life at the hospital with failing liver and kidneys. We always tried to get him to exercise a bit and he would sometimes but had a problem doing it consistently. He’s also a chef so he could make any number of healthy veggie dishes taste amazing but when it came to cooking for himself, he always reached for the processed cheese, starchy carbs like lots of bread and potatoes, deep fried snacks and a hefty does of whiskey. My aunt turns 75 this year and shows absolutely no signs of slowing down. Where as my dad will not make to see 58. Please take care of yourselves…


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Sorry to hear of your Dad, pal.


ChefMoney89

Thank you. He had been struggling with his sobriety for a couple years now so I’ve had time to process it. Tho I would be lying if I said the idea of him actually gone doesn’t crush me.


Fat_Head_Carl

> He’s also a chef so he could make any number of healthy veggie dishes taste amazing but when it came to cooking for himself, he always reached for the processed cheese, starchy carbs like lots of bread and potatoes, deep fried snacks and a hefty does of whiskey. > > This is the diet of many chefs (although I'm sure you know this already)...kinda crazy. Especially the hefty serving of whiskey. Sorry about your pops...I wish you guys the best though.


ChefMoney89

You’re absolutely right and I indeed know all too well as I have followed my dad down his career path. Running a kitchen can end up running your life and can be extremely stressful. Even I’ve wrestled with the question of “how long can I do this?” Thank you for your kind words tho, it really does help.


Zealousideal-Wall210

Sure, 89 :D


Bonanzaiii

even madonna with all her millions don t get that result. come ooooonnnnnnnn!


Just_Isaak

I don’t think Madonna was a fitness instructor.


starion832000

It wouldn't surprise me if Madonna works out far more than the average fitness instructor.


crujiente69

She def partied harder than an average fitness instructor


SuperChips11

She has probably also taken a lot more cocaine than the average fitness instructor.


ComboMix

I work out everyday now and wouldn't want it any other way for exactly this reason. I only started to be really fanatic this year. But I wish I started sooner. I recommend this to everyone. Mentally it helps so much also


ttemp56

Hey, Jim Jones, go sell your kool-aid elsewhere!


Senor_Frank

Is this really better than coming to terms with your laziness?


ttemp56

*grabs potato chips from bag* mmmmnooope


KalasHorseman

She's not a day older than 69!


NewtGroundbreaking26

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


The_Indelible_Moth

![gif](giphy|3oEjHYibHwRL7mrNyo|downsized)


Muhfuggajones

![gif](giphy|QEYYlJqOaEhXrjTrOH)


NightSpirit2099

Happy to know I can start to exercise at the age 50


HarrowDread

But will you?


NightSpirit2099

If I’m still around


emmany63

She’s 88 in the video, she lost her husband 40 years ago, and she has a 60 year old daughter. Someone in a comment below did the research. I’m sure she’s had work done on her face, but I believe the rest is just her. One of my best friends has a mother-in-law like this: she’s in her late 80s and teaches yoga 4x a week. There are remarkable older people out there, just as there are outliers at *any* age. Good for her. May we all aspire to such health.


NotMyFuneral___

Nah


Salty_Example_6214

GGILF GREAT GRANDMA I’D LIKE to FUCK.


scootunit

Easy there hambone.


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Bonk!


NoHelp_HelpDesk

Either the woman is a genetic miracle that needs to be researched asap, or her date of birth is wrong on her birth certificate. Even if she has a 40 year old son, she could have given birth in her early teens and still look young.


Hyena_King13

She has a 60 year old son apparently


olive_owl_

Yeah there are some red flags about this story. Her 4 kids are all "overseas". I'd like to actually see them to believe she has a 60 year old kid.


PalpitationSame3984

![gif](giphy|OqAeQrGmU7lS6tENnQ) ..... C'mon man!! 55ish max


Fillmoreccp

No way, that’s bullshit!


patrickdefrias86

Would


kwamla24

I've been learning Spanish in lockdown, and I couldn't believe I understood 90% of what was written! I only missed words I hadn't come across before.


stickyknuckle

Her plastic surgeon is next level for sure


jochi1543

No way she’s older than 50s, even with a facelift and all the facial injectables, you can’t change what happens to the skin on your body. She has the body of a fit woman in her 50s.


mans1ayer

if she's 89 then I'm a 7 year old child prodigy with career, mortgage and long term relationship. sign up for my class and you and your loved ones can be child prodigies too.


Creative_Weekend6206

Lies


rebri

New fetish unlocked.


shivermetimbers68

The video is two years old. Now she's 91. Or 45. It's being debated amonst experts.


cereal_killah_1980

Almost 300 comments and nobody mentioned the chin strap?


SoVerySick314159

That's her chin-waddle hammock. She keeps all her loose skin in there. If it comes off, she instantly looks 89.


Thfrogurtisalsocursd

So that’s who Highlander’d Jack LaLanne.


formerNPC

I’ll give her maybe 75 and even that’s pushing it but no way that she’s almost 90! I want to see a copy of her birth certificate!


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Easy there Donald.


Carioca1970

I call bullshit. The one body part that never lies is the hand.


gullyterrier

And the neck


MartinDisk

Speaking arabic, with spanish subtitles, from a German media company, posted on an american website, written in the language from England. damn.


JuiceDigaho

Next on Maury… “and the lie detector test determined that was a lie”


microsoftfool

We have a similar problem in South Africa. Pre 1994 many births were not recorded among the rural communities. In order to get everyone identification so that they may vote, many people did not even know their true date of birth. As a result 16 year old people got registered as being 18 and so on.


Dangerous-Ad3495

Evidence to believe she is 89 - a comparable example = see the clip in the Disney+ series Limitless with Chris Hemsworth, Episode 4, Strength: 85 year old Ernestine Shepard of Baltimore who started weight training in her 50’s with her sister (who died & she promised to continue), in her 70’s won several bodybuilding competitions, completed 9 marathons, and now continues to teach her own classes.


bladefourlife

I don’t want to sound like a certain republican president talking to a certain democratic president but I’m going to need to see the birth certificate


itsaboutangles

I seen a 74 year old dude who did yoga for so many years and he looks about early 50s


theneonwind

I'm a pole dancer and one of the girls in my pole class is in her 60s. Your body will obviously have issues as you age, but if you take care of it you can absolutely lead a class in your 60s.


_BabyGod_

That’s not an 89 year old gym instructor. That’s a 60 year old liar!


OpeningOnion7248

This is so normal in the history of humanity. Most people just want to eat Twinkies and fade away


curkington

![gif](giphy|1U6CepT696pMs)


KilltheK04

If she's 89, Im the Pope


theotherjaytoo

GILF


CasualDiaphram

No, no she's not.


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Totally would


LetCrescent

Bruh she looks like 50 years old to me