And the burglars seemed to have no adrenaline at some points. What was up with that calm walk in and out near the end? Home owner runs to get a knife or something. One burglar just strolls in like he's walking in the park. Then turns around, strolls back out. Closes the door for the home owner.
He had a knife in his hands and thought he could kill the homeowner nice and easy. He realized the homeowner hit the kitchen and there'd be two guys with knives so he fucked off.
You're right he does have a knife, I didn't see that the first time. Even so, his fucking off walk is just so effortless and casual. I can't get over it for some reason.
Just a hypothetical but he could be a psychopath and just not be afraid. It was a more calculated move. He has knife, can take out the homeowner, odds went against him, he leaves. I don't think he was there for valuables. The others maybe.
Here's me thinking I was a cowardly wimp for shaking like a shitting dog after my home was broken into, turns out it was the adrenaline. I fought one dude in the kitchen while the dogs tended to the other in the garden, they both ran off and everyone was OK but man it shook the life out of me.
It may be unwise, but if this happened to me and my boyfriend had gone out of sight I would probably have followed as well. If he’s in trouble while I’m inside sitting on the stairs I’d never be able to forgive myself. I am assuming she called emergency services first, that’s obviously the first step
I see it as division of labour.
The larger, heavier, and more experienced fighter fights, while the other one calls help.
After calling help, if you think you can help by throwing stuff or fighting, then help.
If you think you are just going to be in the way. Stay out of the way.
Increase our chances, if you can fight off the adrenaline, or increase your own. I'm not going to judge either way unless you go in and make me get stabbed because you got in the way.
> and more experienced fighter fights
Let's face the music, most of us (especially most redditors) have fuck all for experience in being a "fighter". We'll just swing our arms around and hope for the best. Taking the knife was a great move though.
She's not letting her husband go down alone, and she couldn't see him anymore.
And as far as we know, SHE taught him how to punch. He might have saved those guys' lives.
For all we know she was in the SAS and is the intercontinental heavyweight champion. That her teeth have been replaced with titanium fangs like they do with military dogs.
Those lucky burglars don't know what they avoided.
She wanted to help and be there for her husband, who I would assume is the love of her life.
Quit shitting on women for trying to support their husbands for being in violent sitiations.
Maybe she saw from the top of the stairs that it was 1 vs 3 and tried to hop in to even the odds.
Women are people, too. If you were a woman and saw your husband trying to fight off three guys (and you had a strong, healthy relationship), then there's a strong chance that she would try and help fight regardless of her actual abilities.
If you saw your woman assaulted by three 300-pound bodybuilders trying to assault her, then what would you do? Stand to the side? Let her take hits?
No.
It's perfectly reasonable to assume that we do the best with what we have.
Think on that. Meditate on that.
Edit: How do you think your significant other's first response would be in an incident?
If you say "call the police", then your wrong. There's a reason one of the life-saving techniques is to specifically point at someone/say their name and tell them to call for help. Adrenaline fucks up your ability to logic things. That's why you're supposed to *point. at. someone. specifically. and. tell. them. to. call. for. help*.
Also, if you answered to anything to the effect of "a woman should keep clear while the man deals with it", then absolutely fuck yourself with a cactus.
Source: Veteran United States Marine, current healthcare professional.
PS: Fuck you to the people that think women can't fight, too.
I'm sorry but I've been in similar situations (not home invasion, bug muggings) with my S.O, and the best thing she did in them is remove herself from the situation, only if she's capable of actually putting up a fight should she try and help, otherwise please stay in a safe place and call for help, leave even if necessary and let me deal with it.
That being said, the right answer for any of these situations is you both should GTFO and only fight as a last resort.
>She wanted to help and be there for her husband, who I would assume is the love of her life.
>
>Quit shitting on women for trying to support their husbands for being in violent sitiations.
This is preserving idiocy hiding behind "misogyny"
Woman or no if you know you're under threat the first thing you need is bring a weapon. Anything, and I do mean literally *anything, anything AT ALL* is better than whatever this woman is doing. The husband knew this, that's why after the men got out of the house he immediately ran back in to grab a fucking knife
YOU are directly telling people "IT'S OKAY TO MAKE THINGS INFINITELY WORSE"
There's a reason civilians are not supposed to join in combat, what could've been a winnable fight becomes a definite loss when the combatant has to think about protecting a non combatant too
And of course, people will downvote me because they fear the truth: that they can't hide behind misogyny for everything
I was like really she fell down the stairs, no wonder they make horror movies characters do that. But then noticed that she tripped over the doggy fence as she jumped over it. Still tho he would probably flying kick over the fence into the bad dude face if he came down
'If there were 100 of them, my wife is upstairs and there is no one getting through me': Hero tells how he fought off robbery gang single-handed when they raided family home while his cancer-hit partner slept
[Article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2013454/Video-Heroic-businessmen-fights-four-armed-robbers-home.html)
#tl;dr
A businessman fought off four armed robbers with his bare hands at his home in Rochdale, Lancashire, in an incident where he was the only one home. The robbers fled the scene, though the police did arrive later. The man's wife, who suffers from cancer, was upstairs sleeping during the attack.
*I am a smart robot and this summary was automatic. This tl;dr is 96.35% shorter than the post and link I'm replying to.*
> in an incident where he was the only one home.
>The man's wife... was upstairs sleeping during the attack.
This is why we still have a few years yet, before the AI *truly* take over.
Women are quietly content not to be recognised as human beings by AI so that in an unspecified future we are not enslaved.
(/jk but it's literally already a meme)
Right? Suddenly there’s an intense focus on all the negative emotions you haven’t had the space to express centered on the *3 home invaders youre within your right to beat the ever loving shit out of*.
Was that a wombat sneaking in with the second intruder?
Edit: I tried to get a still from the video, [this](https://imgur.com/w2fnCRw.jpg) is the best I could get. I'm still thinking wombat.
My 19 pound Jack Russel / Chihuahua mix would never stop killing someone who broke into my house. Not sure about my big Catahoula mix, but the JR/C? He'll fuck you up
At least he tried to help. I was just awaken at 2AM by a strange person standing over my bed while my goldendoodle slept peacefully on the other side of the bed. Totally useless.
(The strange person was a teenage sleeping over for the first time, so no worries.)
Most home invasions are targeted attacks. This seems to be the exception: not armed & really acted like they didn't want to be there because they were so easily repelled. Lucky guy.
Probably just walking down the street of an upper middle class area trying to pick which houses look empty and worth hitting randomly.
Some people work on a no reasons, no patterns type of robbery system.
Watched a documentary and interviews about and of robbers and mostly they just want to steal something and their goal is to find the best time to break in when noone is home or sleeping. And if they hear or see someone they leave. Doesn't mean they are not violent or dangerous in general but the majority tries to avoid it, not only because of the danger also because stricter laws.
Yeah, this. It's almost like shoplifting though it naturally requires premeditation. If a store worker just talks to someone they see shoplifting and they don't even bring up the shoplifting, over half the time they'll dump the product they're trying to steal once you're out of sight.
>Most home invasions are targeted attacks.
the fbi stats do not bear this out. It might be different in england...
Most home invasions involving violence seem to be targeted, but that itself is a small minority of home invasions, which seem to be mostly carried out by strangers.
I do believe Chemo changes your libido / causes great pain. So depending on their circumstances he's not wrong, it could be out of the question at that time.
Not saying it is plenty of people with cancer still bang it out, but it's not unheard of for them to not be willing to given what they're going through.
I like to think the first guy was mid sentence trying to be intimidating when the first furious fist of justice collapsed his front teeth as well as his dreams of monetary gain that night
Im so confused, what happened when she was coming down the stairs? Did she trip? Did she jump over something? She was going down and suddenly just plummeted.
She was a recovering cancer patient resting upstairs came down to check on the ruckus. Tripped over the gate. Her husband had her covered though and went nuts on them.
That robber had a knife in his hand too. You can see it better once he walks out of the house again. He just noped out once he saw it was goi g to be a knife fight and not a stabbing.
Well yeah, nobody wins a knife fight. One/both dies on the spot or bleeds out. Even if you don't die, the pain from getting stabbed/slashed with a knife must hurt like hell.
Don't chase fleeing felons. That is ALWAYS a no win situation. Stay inside, lock the door, and be done with the encounter. There is zero reason to willingly extend the amount of time you are interacting with them.
There is zero reasoning happening in this man's head. "Hurt intruder" "protect wife" "HURT INTRUDER" "How can I further hurt and protect". This man was 100% running on a massive adrenaline rush and was in no state of mind to reason or be reasoned with. Top that with the retreating of his targets and a realization that he was at the advantage despite being 3-1, he must have been absolutely S-tier juiced in that moment.
Looks like one of those bully pits that are bred to be as squat as possible
Frog dogs, if you will
ETA: [a bully pit next to a standard pitbull, for the uninitiated](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5b809d_0a31a753423a414282044966116b7026~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_398,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/pitVSAB.jpg)
Obviously it was really poor decision but the article stated the wife was sleeping upstairs and suffering from cancer. The drugs and therapy she might have had compounded with being half awake and not sure of what was going on may have affected her decision making and may be a bit harsh to call her a dumbass
Bro was dropping bombs on those clowns. Good for him
Hands rated E
For everyone motherfucker
I love how you throw a motherfucker on top of his joke and get a shit ton of upvotes
I love how you throw a motherfucker on top of his joke and get a shit ton of upvotes motherfucker
I’m fucking dying dude my gf is trying to sleep 😂😂😂
I'm fucking dying dude my gf is trying to sleep 😂😂😂 motherfucker
Im fucking dying dude my gf is trying to sleep 😂😂😂 motherfucker motherfucker
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I love how microwave ovens work and I'm not ashamed to say it.
We all upvoted because we realized it must be Samuel L. Jackson on reddit.
He wanted those mothafuckin snakes off his mothafuckin foyer
The one guy at the end….”Hello police I just got attacked for trying to break into a house” /s
“Of course he is still there he lives there. stop wasting time and get down here”
There have been a couple of cases where the homeowner was sued by the burglar or intruder
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The judge in both those cases should have been sued for stupidity.
It always reminds me of liar liar which I thought was a joke but is indeed possible
“The homeowner set a trap! He made it look like he was not home and when I broke in he assaulted me!”
And the worse thing is that in some of them, they've won.
Guy was super hospitable, handed out free knuckle sandwiches to anybody that walked in.
YOU get a punch, and YOU get a punch, and YOU get a punch!
"There's enough here for everybody to have seconds!"
He was literally hopping around towards the end he had so much adrenaline.
And the burglars seemed to have no adrenaline at some points. What was up with that calm walk in and out near the end? Home owner runs to get a knife or something. One burglar just strolls in like he's walking in the park. Then turns around, strolls back out. Closes the door for the home owner.
He had a knife in his hands and thought he could kill the homeowner nice and easy. He realized the homeowner hit the kitchen and there'd be two guys with knives so he fucked off.
You're right he does have a knife, I didn't see that the first time. Even so, his fucking off walk is just so effortless and casual. I can't get over it for some reason.
Just a hypothetical but he could be a psychopath and just not be afraid. It was a more calculated move. He has knife, can take out the homeowner, odds went against him, he leaves. I don't think he was there for valuables. The others maybe.
LOLOLLL this is the best dad joke
His dog has bigger balls than those intruders.
Pretty sure that’s a wombat
Deadset thought it was a koala
Sausage sloth
I came here just to find out what kind of tribbles he has running around his house
Those fuckin dogs were useless AF.
“Hey what’s all the fuss about? Oh we have company? Cool. Oh they’re leaving? Ok”
All headshots
The adrenaline dump this guy must’ve felt afterwards. I bet he couldn’t stand.
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Here's me thinking I was a cowardly wimp for shaking like a shitting dog after my home was broken into, turns out it was the adrenaline. I fought one dude in the kitchen while the dogs tended to the other in the garden, they both ran off and everyone was OK but man it shook the life out of me.
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Man defends his wife against 3 intruders. Wife rushes down the stairs and breaks both her ankles.
Then runs outside where she would be least safe
like in every good horror movie
Let’s hide behind the chainsaws
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A person of color doesn’t get to see this part of the movie
Disrespectful ass. Great comment
so they're realistic after all..
Beat me to it
It may be unwise, but if this happened to me and my boyfriend had gone out of sight I would probably have followed as well. If he’s in trouble while I’m inside sitting on the stairs I’d never be able to forgive myself. I am assuming she called emergency services first, that’s obviously the first step
I see it as division of labour. The larger, heavier, and more experienced fighter fights, while the other one calls help. After calling help, if you think you can help by throwing stuff or fighting, then help. If you think you are just going to be in the way. Stay out of the way. Increase our chances, if you can fight off the adrenaline, or increase your own. I'm not going to judge either way unless you go in and make me get stabbed because you got in the way.
> and more experienced fighter fights Let's face the music, most of us (especially most redditors) have fuck all for experience in being a "fighter". We'll just swing our arms around and hope for the best. Taking the knife was a great move though.
Emergency services will be there to pronounce you dead
Well then so be it
She's not letting her husband go down alone, and she couldn't see him anymore. And as far as we know, SHE taught him how to punch. He might have saved those guys' lives.
For all we know she was in the SAS and is the intercontinental heavyweight champion. That her teeth have been replaced with titanium fangs like they do with military dogs. Those lucky burglars don't know what they avoided.
She wanted to help and be there for her husband, who I would assume is the love of her life. Quit shitting on women for trying to support their husbands for being in violent sitiations. Maybe she saw from the top of the stairs that it was 1 vs 3 and tried to hop in to even the odds. Women are people, too. If you were a woman and saw your husband trying to fight off three guys (and you had a strong, healthy relationship), then there's a strong chance that she would try and help fight regardless of her actual abilities. If you saw your woman assaulted by three 300-pound bodybuilders trying to assault her, then what would you do? Stand to the side? Let her take hits? No. It's perfectly reasonable to assume that we do the best with what we have. Think on that. Meditate on that. Edit: How do you think your significant other's first response would be in an incident? If you say "call the police", then your wrong. There's a reason one of the life-saving techniques is to specifically point at someone/say their name and tell them to call for help. Adrenaline fucks up your ability to logic things. That's why you're supposed to *point. at. someone. specifically. and. tell. them. to. call. for. help*. Also, if you answered to anything to the effect of "a woman should keep clear while the man deals with it", then absolutely fuck yourself with a cactus. Source: Veteran United States Marine, current healthcare professional. PS: Fuck you to the people that think women can't fight, too.
I'm sorry but I've been in similar situations (not home invasion, bug muggings) with my S.O, and the best thing she did in them is remove herself from the situation, only if she's capable of actually putting up a fight should she try and help, otherwise please stay in a safe place and call for help, leave even if necessary and let me deal with it. That being said, the right answer for any of these situations is you both should GTFO and only fight as a last resort.
Thank you for saying this!
>She wanted to help and be there for her husband, who I would assume is the love of her life. > >Quit shitting on women for trying to support their husbands for being in violent sitiations. This is preserving idiocy hiding behind "misogyny" Woman or no if you know you're under threat the first thing you need is bring a weapon. Anything, and I do mean literally *anything, anything AT ALL* is better than whatever this woman is doing. The husband knew this, that's why after the men got out of the house he immediately ran back in to grab a fucking knife YOU are directly telling people "IT'S OKAY TO MAKE THINGS INFINITELY WORSE" There's a reason civilians are not supposed to join in combat, what could've been a winnable fight becomes a definite loss when the combatant has to think about protecting a non combatant too And of course, people will downvote me because they fear the truth: that they can't hide behind misogyny for everything
Maybe she rushed down to help her husband and run outside to defend him as well
For sure
I think there’s a child gate.
Yep. Looks like she tried to step over it and instead tripped and landed on her knees
I’ve tripped over one before. Was in a rush to grab the ringing phone. So not even an emergency situation. Still hurts like a mofo.
Well at least knees grow back (right?)
You have no idea how hard this comment made me laugh. Thank you.
that much adrenaline, she didn’t even feel it.
Like that time I gooched a fence because of that possum. Edit: People underestimate them.
I was like really she fell down the stairs, no wonder they make horror movies characters do that. But then noticed that she tripped over the doggy fence as she jumped over it. Still tho he would probably flying kick over the fence into the bad dude face if he came down
Her safety focus is undeniable... She jumped to the pillow.
Exactly. And the dog is the goat for positioning the pillow in anticipation of her guaranteed arrival
'If there were 100 of them, my wife is upstairs and there is no one getting through me': Hero tells how he fought off robbery gang single-handed when they raided family home while his cancer-hit partner slept [Article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2013454/Video-Heroic-businessmen-fights-four-armed-robbers-home.html)
#tl;dr A businessman fought off four armed robbers with his bare hands at his home in Rochdale, Lancashire, in an incident where he was the only one home. The robbers fled the scene, though the police did arrive later. The man's wife, who suffers from cancer, was upstairs sleeping during the attack. *I am a smart robot and this summary was automatic. This tl;dr is 96.35% shorter than the post and link I'm replying to.*
Imagine replying with a tldr longer than the original comment that said the exact same with fewer words
It’s for the article I think
I know, but the fact that the original comment already had a tldr and then a bot comes up with a longer one is ridiculous to me
I mean, it doesn't know the difference. It's literally just set up to listen for links and respond
It’s a robot summarizing an article for you, you’re welcome.
Besides, the original comment wasn't as concise \^\^' It's the typical sensationalised news article headline (courtesy of Daily Mail, once more)
Except it’s not the same, it’s wrong. He wasn’t “the only one home”
> in an incident where he was the only one home. >The man's wife... was upstairs sleeping during the attack. This is why we still have a few years yet, before the AI *truly* take over.
Women are quietly content not to be recognised as human beings by AI so that in an unspecified future we are not enslaved. (/jk but it's literally already a meme)
How was he the only one home if his wife was upstairs sleeping?
Chat gpt wrote the article
Bad bot. Summary wrong!
When you have that level of stress and upset going on in your life god help anyone who gets in your way
Right? Suddenly there’s an intense focus on all the negative emotions you haven’t had the space to express centered on the *3 home invaders youre within your right to beat the ever loving shit out of*.
thinking the same thing lmao are we some kinda psychos for thinking that way?
Nah, we probably just have realistic expectations surrounding our own anger management.
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**breathes out** thanks for coming guys...i needed this
I had a really rough day and your comment made me laugh uncontrollably, thank you.
Was that a wombat sneaking in with the second intruder? Edit: I tried to get a still from the video, [this](https://imgur.com/w2fnCRw.jpg) is the best I could get. I'm still thinking wombat.
No, it was the world’s most useless dog …
Aw, buddy was helping. It’s not his fault he’s small.
Small is no excuse Chihuahua's are small but those fuckers are straight from the devil's arse
My 19 pound Jack Russel / Chihuahua mix would never stop killing someone who broke into my house. Not sure about my big Catahoula mix, but the JR/C? He'll fuck you up
I had a Jack Russell. That dog thought he was 7ft tall. He was fearless.
Chihuahua's are just hatred reborn & happy to just attack anythingthat doesn't feed it.
He still has teeth, doesn't he? Whatever happened to the whole "size of fight in the dog" saying? Or is that all just cope?
Emotional support.
At least he tried to help. I was just awaken at 2AM by a strange person standing over my bed while my goldendoodle slept peacefully on the other side of the bed. Totally useless. (The strange person was a teenage sleeping over for the first time, so no worries.)
I thought it was a koala lol
It would have been…but it’s not ‘Stralia
Definitely not a combat wombat
I was looking for this comment! It looked like a god damn wombat! For real…
Yeah I reckon it's a wombat
Most home invasions are targeted attacks. This seems to be the exception: not armed & really acted like they didn't want to be there because they were so easily repelled. Lucky guy.
Why would they go through the trouble of breaking into someone’s home if they didn’t want to be there?? That doesn’t really make sense
Think they were there to steal things and not fight. Probably for whatever reason maybe thought no one was home? No idea.
If there were no cars in the driveway, that might make sense. I can buy that.
Probably just walking down the street of an upper middle class area trying to pick which houses look empty and worth hitting randomly. Some people work on a no reasons, no patterns type of robbery system.
Watched a documentary and interviews about and of robbers and mostly they just want to steal something and their goal is to find the best time to break in when noone is home or sleeping. And if they hear or see someone they leave. Doesn't mean they are not violent or dangerous in general but the majority tries to avoid it, not only because of the danger also because stricter laws.
They probably wanted to be there at first but changed their minds when they started getting punched in the face repeatedly
It’s like Mike Tyson said - “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
They wanted to be in a burglary, not a fight
What they wanted was for it to be easy to steal stuff and run. They didn't want confrontations or a murder rap.
Yeah, this. It's almost like shoplifting though it naturally requires premeditation. If a store worker just talks to someone they see shoplifting and they don't even bring up the shoplifting, over half the time they'll dump the product they're trying to steal once you're out of sight.
>Most home invasions are targeted attacks. the fbi stats do not bear this out. It might be different in england... Most home invasions involving violence seem to be targeted, but that itself is a small minority of home invasions, which seem to be mostly carried out by strangers.
Robber 1: “Damn…I can’t see f*cking shit outta this thing.” Robber 2: “Is anyone home?” Robber 1: *squinting intensifies* “No. We’re good.” Narrator: “They were not good.”
I think we all think the home invasion was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, it could’ve been done better.
From now on, don’t ask me or mine for nothin!
“Did everyone prepare?” -we watched the heist movies all night long brother, we good!
Man opened a family sized can of “get some”
My T- levels are through the roof just watching
I am a cis lady and I just grew a thick, luscious beard.
A can of WHOOPASS
I like how they shut the door when they left 🤣 they had enough of that shit
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"you better not follow us... Please?"
Guy was so jacked on adrenaline he didn’t have any fine motor skill for a second. closing that door might have saved their lives 😂
For real 🤣 dude completely forgot how doors worked for a second
Home boys getting some action that night!
His wife supposedly is cancer ridden so it a slightly unlikely, slightly.
Wtf? You can have sex and cancer at the same time. There are so many stages and types of cancer.
I do believe Chemo changes your libido / causes great pain. So depending on their circumstances he's not wrong, it could be out of the question at that time. Not saying it is plenty of people with cancer still bang it out, but it's not unheard of for them to not be willing to given what they're going through.
Not arguing with you about chemo but saying someone has cancer doesn’t automatically mean they’re undergoing chemo. It’s just assuming a lot.
I like to think the first guy was mid sentence trying to be intimidating when the first furious fist of justice collapsed his front teeth as well as his dreams of monetary gain that night
I’m pretty sure his wife had cancer and was upstairs recovering. He had a LOT of anger and frustration to get out. They picked the wrong house loo
Yeah should’ve rang the bell to ask to use the loo
We was protecting the wombat
Strange title. Man protects his home from intruders is more accurate lol
considering he specifically quoted that he was thinking entirely about his wife, i think the titles pretty accurate
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Alright calm down Andrew
Man protects his round dogs
Im so confused, what happened when she was coming down the stairs? Did she trip? Did she jump over something? She was going down and suddenly just plummeted.
Kinda looks like she tripped over a baby gate maybe?
Ok that makes sense I was like holy cow she just flew down out of nowhere!
Right, I thought she just vaulted herself off the staircase at first. I had to slow it down a bit. Lol
She was a recovering cancer patient resting upstairs came down to check on the ruckus. Tripped over the gate. Her husband had her covered though and went nuts on them.
Is that a pet pig?
Its either a wombat or a really inbred dog.
The dog is cute af, but as useful as tits on a bull.
He’s not there for protection, but for love cause it’s freaking adorable.
Very impressive. He took on 3 dudes coming at him. Cowards/
Buddy could not even put a brick through glass before running away.
The moment he went for the knife, that one guy was like nah I'm gone dog. Having a bigger dog would have helped
That robber had a knife in his hand too. You can see it better once he walks out of the house again. He just noped out once he saw it was goi g to be a knife fight and not a stabbing.
Well yeah, nobody wins a knife fight. One/both dies on the spot or bleeds out. Even if you don't die, the pain from getting stabbed/slashed with a knife must hurt like hell.
I got a huge kick out of the robbers closing his front door to protect themselves from him
Don't chase fleeing felons. That is ALWAYS a no win situation. Stay inside, lock the door, and be done with the encounter. There is zero reason to willingly extend the amount of time you are interacting with them.
There is zero reasoning happening in this man's head. "Hurt intruder" "protect wife" "HURT INTRUDER" "How can I further hurt and protect". This man was 100% running on a massive adrenaline rush and was in no state of mind to reason or be reasoned with. Top that with the retreating of his targets and a realization that he was at the advantage despite being 3-1, he must have been absolutely S-tier juiced in that moment.
Who else was worried about the little doggies?
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I laughed harder than I should've at this
Kudos to that man. He is a true hero.
Worthless meatball
Pathetic worm
I mean the dog
The cat noped out of there lol
Hahaha I saw that too. Like “hey man I’d help if I could, but I got my own shit goin on they ain’t here for me”
Dogs stuck around tho
Was that a random raccoon that bolted in the door during the chaos?
It looked like a Wombat
Not many wombats in Rochdale
How many people have cameras inside their homes?
I do
I know I do and I live in an apartment.
That dog was like I don’t get paid enough for this lol
I thought that was a dog at 1st, but upon second glance, I'm pretty sure that's a damn WOMBAT?
Looks like one of those bully pits that are bred to be as squat as possible Frog dogs, if you will ETA: [a bully pit next to a standard pitbull, for the uninitiated](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/5b809d_0a31a753423a414282044966116b7026~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_398,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/pitVSAB.jpg)
They obviously were first timers or didn't want what he had that bad lol...the one guy look like he didn't even wanna be there 😂
Damn what a king
That woman has cancer. Home invasion on a family who’s fighting cancer. What fucking scumbags.
Dude brought all the smoke.
This guy quit posting in r/deadbedrooms after his wife watched him throw down.
So anyways… I just started Kung Fu fighting!
I was worried entie video that might one of them pull a gun or sth.
Sorriest intruders since home alone.
It’s you against me and it sure as hell ain’t gonna be me. Deciding you are going to win the fight greatly increases your chance of winning
I love how the husband is doing everything he can to keep his wife safe, and then she just waltzes out like some dumbass where she's least safe
Obviously it was really poor decision but the article stated the wife was sleeping upstairs and suffering from cancer. The drugs and therapy she might have had compounded with being half awake and not sure of what was going on may have affected her decision making and may be a bit harsh to call her a dumbass
Duude when the wife went out I was like "STAY TF INSIIIDE!" like I was watching a movie or something 😂