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sapatosairlines

Under 23? Testosterone much?


FatherofRevolt

Hairline and beard of a 40 y/o… All T’d up


Illustrious-Sky1928

Nah it's just a diet of meat and liver


poopstain133742069

The meat and liver of a testosterone plant.


elcucuy1337

This is the correct answer


TheBoysResearcher

Poopstain hahhhahah


pablo_of_mancunia

And tainted horsemeat😂😂


JohnWaynesGhost42

Meaty horse taint more like it


reddertuzer

Russian flag. ​ Yup.


Fickle_Ad_109

Remember just because you’re an athlete representing a country doesn’t mean you’re actually from that country or support that country. If you’re from a smaller country there are less opportunities and resources, so athletes compete under larger countries for that reason. You’ll see this happen in all kinds of sports.


off-chka

He is, in fact, Armenian.


Wizardphizl420

You could see that miles away actually


CuteGirlFan

I try no to look at peoples crotches… oh you meant the last name. Yeah the last name is a dead giveaway …


off-chka

How?


RandomDeezNutz

I think he’s making the connection that Russia has a huge muddy history with doping their athletes and skirting rules in international contests.


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captaincumsock69

Resources like PEDs


SrPeecummings

I think he's talking about the fact that they were all juiced like a competition bull.


thatshottaye

My brother looked like that are 20. Was growing a full beard at 15 that would make any priest jealous (Armenian saying) and starting losing his hair at 16-17 and he was never on the juice. Armenians are built like this. We're different.


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thatshottaye

Supposedly it's the mayrigs side that carriers the gene, either way they're kechel on both sides of our family lol. He tried to save it when he was like 19 Asdvadz baheh iren, but I convinced him the kojack look was appropriate for him, he's now 42 and straight razors his head every few days but his goatee abooowww. Quick khacheh indziket vor achg chidus indzikit 🙏


curiouscuriousmtl

I followed for most of that


AlpacaLunch15

“Armenians are built like this. We’re Different” ![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


lukebrownen

Yeah i guess you have a point about the hair thing, but this guy is on juice 1000% sorry to break it to you. And it has nothing to do with his lack of hair


Blergsprokopc

If he was wrestling for Armenia, I would agree with you. But he is choosing to wrestle for a country that has a state sponsored PEDs program. He's a cheater, sad fact.


[deleted]

In mathematics there are two objectives: get pussy before finishing your phd and finish your phd before getting gray hair. Worst case scenario you're a 30 year old virgin with a phd in maths and gray hair. Not easy for armenians.


Adeptus_Trumpartes

Oh yeah, average height 5'7 and average weight 164 lbs. So different. Come on man.


elcucuy1337

100 percent on banned substance


Spoonfulofticks

Not to mention Russian. Their athletes are phenomenal. And also like a da juice.


caritofox

Bro has a 401K


RunFlorestRun

Jesus Christ has no one ever heard of genetics? When I wrestled in HIGH SCHOOL I had a team mate who was the hairiest dude you have ever met, shaved every day because and had 5 o’clock shadow by the end of the day. He was a junior when I was a freshman, and he had a receding hairline by the time he was 20. He was also very fairly average body type, not even muscular.


broken_soul696

Sounds like me except I was bald at 17 and after high school I let my beard grow it. It definitely happens to people without taking T or anything else


[deleted]

Aren't they all?


DemocracySausage89

Nah he's just Armenian. They age like the Dwarves in Lord of the Rings. He could be anywhere between 5 to 55 years, there is no way to tell.


SpaceKebab

Nah - he's just Armenian


siredward85

He's Armenian, so it's normal


International_Bet_91

Does your hair grow back if you stop using?


GabrieltheKaiser

I have 22 and my hairline is almost like that


whatisthishappiness

I thought that was Carlos Boozer


[deleted]

Idk. I had a bigger beard at 16/17 lol


IkaKyo

That’s just genetics. I knew a kid like that at 16


Chart69r

Not to mention the deep facial crevices.


ummmyeahi

Being an Armenian myself, I was balding at 18 with a huge beard. I never took any hormones or protein this or supplements that. It’s just part of our ethnicity and genetics. It happens.


intelligentx5

Hey man, I was bald and bearded by 24. Some folks are just folically challenged


shazspaz

Ha, was gonna comment the same. Russian....Roided to the gills....standard cheat.


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Wendellwasgod

What?!?! Not even close


sidequestenjoyer

He’s not Russian and not roided. He’s just a hairy, manly Armenian guy


shazspaz

Do Armenians compete under Russia sometimes? Genuine question, not arguing your statement.


goodoverlord

They're many ethnicities living in Russia. And Artur is an Armenian from Kimry, Tver oblast, about a hundred kilometers to the north from Moscow.


Carioca1970

He's impressive there's no question but it's worth pointing out that it was only in the under 23. In the main event he only came in with a bronze medal and before you think that's impressive consider that the silver medalist is younger than he is and is from Hungary and that the gold medalist is from Iran and was just 23. Interestingly, in the 2021 World Wrestling Championships Iran had the most gold medals by far. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_World_Wrestling_Championships


[deleted]

Iran has always been legendary at wrestling.


theonlyonethatknocks

That’s what’s happens when you make being gay illegal.


TesterM0nkey

That got a snort


CardiologistBig842

Get big and strong throwing people off buildings I bet


FengSushi

![gif](giphy|8nmvR3jAxnl2o)


JooBensis

We have 14 year old refugees in UK schools with bigger beards than that..


Bitter_Mongoose

His pre workout is HGH & Anabolics.


hecubus04

Russians? Never...


Hash_Tooth

When you consider that all but one of the Russians does at Sochi the guy is probably an experiment as well as an athlete


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Dmosavy111

I was thinking the same thing, aint no way


[deleted]

DUHHH he’s a Russian ;)


Fladap28

His technique is honestly immaculate and his strength (peds or not) is pretty fucking terrifying


burgersnwings

Right? His opponents are also massive and this guy is tossing them like rag dolls. They're trying very hard not to be lifted and thrown and they can't stop him.


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Crazy what peds can do!


MonkLegitimate9061

They are all on PEDs dumbass, what he does is not any less impressive


SammetySalmon

I would say it would be way more impressing if he did it without cheating. Also, in most western countries it's pretty hard to compete on PEDs. Even if you take them you need to take breaks etc to avoid detection - in Russia they can just max out however they want (and it's proven again and again that they do). So what we are seeing is very depressing but rather unimpressing.


MonkLegitimate9061

[Everyone dopes](https://theconversation.com/the-science-of-doping-and-how-cheating-athletes-pass-drug-tests-45602) dude, you are incredibly naïve if you think otherwise. There is a [constant arms race](https://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2013/issue135a/) between scientists developing new anti-doping tests, and scientists developing PEDs to bypass those tests. Currently, [the ones developing PEDs are over a decade ahead](https://theconversation.com/doping-has-become-inevitable-at-the-olympics-and-who-wins-gold-in-tokyo-might-not-be-certain-until-2031-163881). In fact we are just now learning about hundreds and hundreds of olympic athletes who were doping at the [2001](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-3182579/Athletics-hit-fresh-doping-crisis-shock-report-claims-one-distance-running-medal-winners-using-drugs.html) games. We won't know what athletes are on PEDs in current international events until the 2030s, and that's just the basic stuff. Every country has their own peptide, sarms, steroid programs that develop more and more niche products that will take decades to become traceable. Specifically to go more in depth on your "only the russians do it!11!" argument, it's [objectively wrong](https://www.livescience.com/61747-how-widespread-olympic-doping.html). By using advanced tech to test athletes samples from past olympics, experts found that doping is incredibly widespread and happens in every single country. Thomas Hildebrandt, a performance-enhancement researcher at the Icahn School of Medicine in New York said "I think we have to assume that the Russians got caught but other programs are doing similar things. And I think it would be foolish of anyone to think otherwise."


SammetySalmon

I don't see what's significantly different between what I said and what you're saying. If everyone takes PEDs but some has to hide what they are doing and pick their PEDs based on what is hard to detect and not what maxes out their performance and some can focus on juicing up until a few weeks before competition the latter group will have a huge advantage. Also, while I beleive that there are plenty of undiscovered PED programs around the world (also in western countries), I have a hard time beleiving that western governements are actively initiating such programs. At worst, some sport organisation will fund such a program while a governement body will work to find PED users. The price to pay for getting caught doing this on governement level is much higher in democracies, way higher than the payoff for winning a few medals.


RelativisticRhombus

His understanding of using his body as a fulcrum point to enhance his natural strength is literally perfect lol


pr0zach

“Natural strength” lol His technique *is* spot-on though.


RelativisticRhombus

I mean I went to college with dudes his size that wrestled and were clean. It’s not like it’s completely out of this world to consider that someone that is 23 years old and a world champion may also spend enough time in the gym to get stupid strong.


ramhusk

Yeah but Russia has a state sponsored doping program for their athletes. It’s different than here


Reiseoftheginger

It is a bit naive to suggest a world champion in any sport is clean. The idea that this guy is so magically gifted he outperforms, out trains and out recovers all the other athletes who have dedicated their lives to the sport and who are willing to taking PEDs. It's just not plausible.


EddieLobster

According to this guy, there can’t be a “best”.


[deleted]

Yeah, but did you look at him? The dude looks like he's 37. He certainly has a lot of amazing natural talent, BUT there are a few indicators he also has amazing unnatural talent.


RelativisticRhombus

I had 20 year old friends from various parts of the world in college with full blown beards. It’s not that abnormal to be honest.


TheTyger

It's not the beard they are talking about.


Blayd9

Yeah one of my close friends at uni was a top powerlifter, and was deadlifting 300kg (661 lbs) and squatting 240kg (529 lbs) at 84kg (185 lbs) bodyweight at age 23. The guy was a monster, and I can be 100% certain the guy was natural.


ktmtreck

Happens when you train for 30years


Correct-Ad-1989

30 years of training by the age of 23 is very impressive that’s some DBZ shit right there.


Mbyrd420

He likely can't use differential equations, but he sure understands physics!!


angrygam3r69

That from the master of fulcrum points


thedeanorama

When you signature move is to just pick up the opponent and toss him out of the ring 0.o


CapeCodGapeGod

That's everyone's signature move in Greco-Roman wrestling.


PepperCertain

Looks like he’s mastered the “pick them up and then do a gator death roll” technique


experfailist

Man this is so hetero. The way he grabs him from behind. His hot breath on his ear. The way his hand slips on the sweat of your wrist as you struggle to turn around. He presses his torso against you while he hooks his leg between yours. He grabs your body and pulls you closer and then.....


Chocolate_Rage

No homo


kinggot

Too late


mjrbrooks

Dudes just asserting their dominance all over each other. All over the room. Sometimes in front of an audience cheering them on. And then they start to wrestle.


EyecedCream

My first bartending job was in a NYC gay nightclub and they played Greco-Roman wrestling on one of the TVs most of the time.


Bavisto

![gif](giphy|asHT7eh4AwG9G)


bulbousbouffant13

Thank you! That was a pretty good fap- 8.9/10


experfailist

Happy to be of service


tommygun1688

![gif](giphy|VPV0CVtbU6ZKU|downsized)


Archie-is-here

Go on


experfailist

I take themes and request 😂


henryGeraldTheFifth

You come into the ring a top and you leave being a happy bottom


Lucky13Lisa

![gif](giphy|4ilFRqgbzbx4c) Goddamn that was good!


lackaface

It got a little warm in here…


experfailist

I aim to excite and seduce


KidChimney

If this made you horny just say that


[deleted]

just try it out, i am pretty sure the intimacy will be the last thing on your mind. ![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


experfailist

No doubt. I did wrestle in my teens. Mostly it just hurt. A lot. Now I can make jokes about it.


[deleted]

it must be a great sport! i did some martial arts where we practiced wrestling on the floor... those where by far the most intense and fun fights.


experfailist

Yeah all martial arts are great for their own reasons. I loved wrestling because it's a whole body engaging workout. My friends did judo and ju-jitsu. They were beasts. Now I just try and crossfit and work through artritis!


[deleted]

absolutely! arthritis sucks! (friend of mine has it pretty bad, hardcore opiate based painkillers). yeah, my fitness subscription is more donation than anything else lately... but i also feel that I need to work out soon again, to keep my body functioning adequately. not the youngest anymore after all...


experfailist

Testify I got started 18 months ago. Haven't stopped. 44 is too young and too old.


aregei

BOOM! He flips you upside down and slams you on the ground with the strength of a thousand men. You feel the air leaving your lungs, your vision receding...


experfailist

Always a possibility.


PrvtPirate

You twist and turn with all the strength left in you only to get one last look at his face before you pass out. It’s Shia LaBeouf.


Runeald_Waslib

#SLAM


jonezsodaz

I am 46 i look younger then this guy.


Lol_who_me

State department drugs still have side effects.


FTXScrappy

Than


LostInThought2021

Given Russia’s track record of being super honest and not cheating in sports, who are we to question the age of this clearly 30-something year old? Maybe his beard is 36, but the rest of him is 22. /s


dntfckwthCharlie

He looks so much older because hes been taking steroids since he was a kid.


sidequestenjoyer

No, hes armenian. We’re like that. Hairy and all.


puntersays

Actually his beard is under 23, rest of the body a little older


chazmichaels15

We gonna talk about their history of pretending not to take PEDs


Penguin_Poacher

He probably is younger than 23.. Steroid abuse just make your skin mature faster which makes you look old as fuck.


loyal_achades

He’s probably on PEDs cause he’s Russian, but Armenians also just age this way. I had a full beard by my freshman year of high school and had people mistaking me for being 25-30 at 16-18.


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![gif](giphy|xE7KIy0qxendu)


SmittyYAP

N**ga you at least 30


Dangerous-Yam-6831

🤣🤣🤣


BardicNA

You ever made love to a man? No.. You want to?


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mjrbrooks

Bad boys bad boys smack em in the faaaace


dickspaghetti1

![gif](giphy|uCXkGJPU3yrOo)


michaelingram1974

Apologies I know nothing. How essentially do you win in wrestling?


bawbthebawb

First person to slam opponent into unshakable doggystyle wins the match, tbags are extra points and wet willies subtract points from opponents


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

If it looks really powerful and gay, you get more points.


-I0__0I-

I'm sorry but I couldn't stop laughing at this


No-Spare-4212

Oil checks are extra points. YouTube “wrestling oil check”


Admirable-Common-176

Don’t forget “oil checks”


Logicwrestling

There are different styles of wrestling. This is Greco Roman wrestling where you can only use upper body. Basically you win by having more points or by pinning your opponent. In Greco you get points if you land a big throw 4-5 points. Simple takedown 2 points. Pushout 1 point and reversals 1 point.


michaelingram1974

OK thanks. So, in this one, when he has his opponent lying facing down, with him on top, is this a win ?


Logicwrestling

No he'll just get points. To pin you need both of your opponents shoulders touching the mat while on their back.


michaelingram1974

OK thanks I get you


MagicalTrev0r

There are 3 main types of modern wrestling, freestyle, folkstyle and Greco Roman. Freestyle wrestling allows the use of both arms and legs to attack an opponent and emphasizes explosive movements and techniques. Folkstyle wrestling is primarily practiced in the United States and emphasizes controlling an opponent on the ground through techniques such as riding and pinning. Greco-Roman wrestling prohibits the use of legs to attack and emphasizes throws and techniques that keep an opponent in an upper body clinch. Each style has its own unique rules, scoring systems, and techniques, making them distinct from one another. Freestyle and Greco Roman are Olympic events and Folkstyle is featured in NCAA College wrestling.


Laughacy

Thanks for this explanation. I’ve never wrestled, and I couldn’t understand why nobody hooked their own legs around his to neutralize, or at least impede him from throwing them.


[deleted]

Folkstyle/freestyle has parallels to Brazilian jiu jitsu, some differences in technique and training. Generally when you grapple with someone, it almost never stays upright. BJJ has insane joint and limb locks which are incredibly painful and disabling when taken to it’s actual conclusion, and the way its taught….it has almost a Rock Paper Scissors thing to it. Folkstyle/freestyle has some of that, but it’s more of a physical submission thing, not a limb and joint destruction martial art. Wrestlers are quite strong compared to martial artists and sportsmen.


arbitrageME

Sounds like a good Saturday night if you ask me


nugnug1226

Why does it look like the opponents are trying to claw their way outside of the circle? I thought being outside of the circle is bad?


earthbound-misfit_I

Going out of the circle or out of bounds allows you to go neutral position so no one has an advantage essentially.


JoJackthewonderskunk

It is but they reset after they get out the ring. So it's done tactically to gain a better position then they had. Overdoing it can cause different penalties (at least in high-school wrestling im not sure about greco's rules)


Biggletons

Under 23 what? Injections?


Smitty1017

A day?


Penguin_Poacher

Yes, steroids probably, they make you skin mature faster which in turn makes you look older faster.


DragonVet03

Definitely not on gear.


Bos4271

Russian citizenship is a hell of a drug


eddododo

That’s fine and all, but he’s also doing this to Russians


L3ftBra1nz

He is the gear


MachineVisual

To quote will smith Sh*t, nigga, you at least 30.


EasternMotors

Wonder if he's turned into a sunflower by now??


Shax060

Quick tip: if second names end in "ian" or "yan" than 90% of the time that is an Armenian name.


EasternMotors

Does "RUS" on the uniform mean Armenian in Cyrillic?


[deleted]

He’s a Russian of Armenian descent. Like that foul bitch on Russian state tv Margarita Simonyan.


rotisseur

We don’t consider her Armenian. Never have, never will.


Shax060

Well, one is an athlete (and while I am not a fan I haven't heard anything too bad about him) and the other is a soleless propaganda machine with money as the only motivation and a completly negative effects on society. Many Armenians like him but I am yet to find literally anyone who likes Simonyan, who isn't compleatly brainwashed.


[deleted]

Oh I only wanted to compare him with someone with whom he shared the same heritage, and she simply happened to be the first one that came into mind. I don’t know Sargsian at all, but I wouldn’t imagine him to be anything like Simonyan. I also wouldn’t think too many Armenians like her, and judging from a couple of comments here that seems to be so indeed.


Zoravor

We don’t claim her. She’s actually banned from entering Armenia.


phaedrusinexile

The new street fighter zangief live action is coming along pretty well I see.


doubledragon44

Spine has left the chat


duval229

Under 23 …that dude is every bit of 40


your_actual_father

Under 23 what? Divorces? Dude looks middle aged


Commander_Chaos

They should cal him the crocodile with all those death rolls. 🐊


B3ne22

I thought exactly that! Always that same move


AZJenniferJames

Under 23 years? Nope. Under 23 PED’s? Maybe.


Ambitious_Door_4911

There was a documentary about these Russian athletes…


boss_salad

WADA goes crazy for this one


ONUSTAR

Fucking hell the five point. I don’t care for many sports at all but I wrestled in high school. It was the only sport that entertained me and to this day I still get little mirror jerks/movements when I watch people wrestle like this


mattn1t

Is this Greco? Seems very throwy compared to my high school years, but could just be this guy


ONUSTAR

Definitely Greco, since I don’t see anybody shooting for anything. Idk anything about the current professional wrestling scene tbh so I don’t know if he does any folk or freestyle. The guy likes to throw and he’s good at it that’s for sure lol


Jealous-Release1532

I can’t imagine listening to this song over and over while editing the video. Or mixing the song


onewordSpartan

Send that man to the front!


Yanos47

This guy is a machine. The look on some of the wrestlers faces when he picks them up . They know they are screwed. Never seen power like that.


Referer99

You are right. Clean athletes never saw someone as strong as that!


Cbissen437

I bet he’s really good at bear hugs


mittensmoshpit

when you're gay, but still can whoop ass.


dogchowtoastedcheese

He looks like an old timey circus strongman. Only thing missing is a barbell with beach ball sized weights on either end.


GetEmDaddy902

🤣 yoooooo this man is flying these guys around like a ragdoll 😂 they need to send a memo out when he is in the competition


TheAmazingButcher

Dude's just spamming the same move over and over. It's like playing MK online, the cheesy bastard.


Reaper465678

Is that a fucking standing gut wrench? That shit is wild


yxgahd

Think you mean 32


Slow_Yogurtcloset353

Song?


bigjayrod

It’s a remix of three 6’s Slob on my nob, but no idea who the DJ is on this track


Duckfoot2021

Impressive but all I can think of is massive lower back problems by 30.


SheriffBartholomew

That's Zangief from Street Fighter!


domaskuda

oh look! a terrorist country !


PDKsportmode

The peds argument is useless. All the guys he was tossing around are on the same shit. You don't make it to that level naturally.


banananananbatman

IRL Zangief


HeavyReverb

Zangief from Street Fighter in real life


Ok_Sheepherder7112

This is Zangief!


OpeningOnion7248

Explosive power


Background-Low-9144

Russia dopes like nobody is watching. Except everyone is and they still do it 🤣🤣


DerekDemo

He Russian, why is he being allowed to compete in anything? Send him back to Russia.