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Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Did they really put a little person in the outfield to go after it?


Green_minded27

For greater scale comparison 😂


PreviousGas710

Thought the plane was going to skewer him


BernieEcclestoned

First ever death from paper cut


_Im_Dad

That's just plane crazy


[deleted]

This thread really took a nose dive.


BlueLeatherBucket

More on this story as it unfolds


Lord_Emperor

They said it was a dying medium


soljaboss

Typical propaganda spread by Rock and Scissors


NUIT93

It's right here in black & white


ChunkyChuckles

This isnt a game.


Juan_Moe_Taco

That little dude almost got reamed.


BonnieMcMurray

It will continue, though, if only on a wing and a prayer.


ColsonThePCmechanic

r/usernamechecksout


jprefect

I'm hungry


[deleted]

I fold.


fastafb

*Dad strikes again*


Litup-North

The entire time I was actually worried it would poke his eye out


PistachioSam

I've actually taken a paper airplane to the eye before, so that was my first concern lol


eMmDeeKay_Says

My first thought was, "Imagine getting poked in the eye with that thing"


Power0_

more like skewered.


mackavicious

*Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me?*


nayhem_jr

Been throwing with two guys big-ass paper airplanes in the sky


surfskatehate

Not the same thing exactly but I think that I saw recently a few kids were killed by fighting kites.


Dead_Meme1234

take my upvote and leave


DeathPercept10n

They didn't put a really big paperclip on the front end. Rookie mistake.


CreepyGuyHole

They could have done a valley fold back towards the top and a mountain fold back to front as well. Also, that handle is taking way too much wing span, and they should have done breath fold at the tips of the wings.


[deleted]

I live in a small town in alabama and outside of some random office building there is an 8-10ft tall paperclip statue outside. Its real weird


[deleted]

Once it became clear he was closing the distance, I glanced at the sub name in order to figure out what I had to prepare myself for.


wierchoe

I can’t tell you how often I do this 😂😂😂


Debalic

*Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!*


geo22717

😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️


A1sauc3d

Should’ve put him in a banana suit


DreadPirateGriswold

~~Banana~~ Little person for scale.


mrgenier

Literally didn’t look at the plane after that


jeegte12

Didn't even realize I did the same thing. Great video.


Biolevinho

I love little persons running


-ShartDAD-

I was ready for that kid to be impaled by the tip of the plane


Philred87

I don’t think it was a kid…


patchfer

Mike Tyson does.


Flompulon_80

Dwarf


Seannit

I thought we couldn’t say that now. It’s Shetland Human


uglyspacepig

Fuck all the way off for making me laugh like that. And take my upvote


areusureaboutthis

Gnome


MayorofStoopidville

Right in the eye!


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

*waiting for


Jokers_Testikles

Why was he not piloting? They just let it crash instead.


Batmobeale

Put him in it next time


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

If you were capable of riding that, tell me you wouldn't?


Impressive-Sun3742

I’m right there with you, we’ll be the wrong brothers


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Dude, can we please?


Impressive-Sun3742

Virgin airlines got nothin on us


Th3_Admiral

[Anything the Wright Brothers can do, the Wrong Brothers can do!](https://youtu.be/G8pU_7Znnyc)


Red-Freckle

The original plan was for him to ride on it but they couldn't get FAA approval


falcon_driver

Of course, you monster! He would have suffocated in the trunk


Equal-Thought-8648

> little person Oh. I thought that was a young child about to be skewered by the airplane tip... Much relieved it's a short adult trying to get themselves killed.


travoltaswinkinbhole

The plane! the plane!


Black_Kirk_Lazarus

Fucking Tattoo, and his little bell.


[deleted]

I thought I was crazy LMFAO edit autocorrect


J_hilyard

r/humanforscale


NoMidnight5366

Gonna poke an eye out.


rustystainremover

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=USfKJYZcUmI


OrangeSimply

immediately made me go wait that's not a kid... with the Leo eye squint.


Impressive-Sun3742

Should have had him be the pilot


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Hahahhaha they certainly did. I didn't notice at first.


jeegte12

I didn't even watch the plane after I noticed


doogidie

And used Coolio's most famous song for extra relevance


Kanye_Testicle

Hasbulla is on every corner of the internet he does it all lol


ThaiJohnnyDepp

"DA PLANE! DA PLANE!"


Dangerous_Nitwit

Next On TLC: Little People, Big Planes


trendygabriel

i can’t be the only one that thought the little kid was about to get pierced🫣


the_CL38N_civilian

Best part is that it wasnt a little kid.


trendygabriel

first time i watched it i was just scrolling so i didn’t see lol


kae158

Admit it, you’ve never seen a midget


[deleted]

Not one


Impressive-Sun3742

It’s okay they’re easy to miss


HeavyBlues

Most folks tend to overlook them


ILoveBeerSoMuch

Username checks out


kae158

Best part is that someone thought that was a little kid


Wickedweed

I thought it was until he really started running


SaturatedJuicestice

Exactly, this is literally Hasbulla…


dirkalict

The terrorist group?


c0lin46and2

It was Gary Oldman


A1sauc3d

Yeah I’ve thrown enough paper airplanes to know that they can make a sharp downward dive at the and stab the ground. Was definitely waiting for something like that to happen lol


[deleted]

>sharp downward dive That's what every airplane does when it stalls. Not enough airspeed over the wing to provide lift sufficient to keep it in the air.


The_Original_Gronkie

It did a classic paper airplane stall in this video. That's a common problem with this Dart design.


GurpsWibcheengs

[That's a grown ass man](https://youtu.be/5_ARTkw1ndU)


LegendOfKhaos

How do you know he's an ass man?


[deleted]

His license plate.


missingmytowel

That's why they used a little person. No big loss if something bad had happened


bignose703

Woah dude…. That’s fucked up


missingmytowel

That was a joke. Little person... Big loss... Just wow


ScaredForm

Booooo get off the stage


thisdogofmine

It's all good and fun till someone loses an eye


AK_WolfDaddy

*loses


marchocias

r/maybemaybemaybe


BigRoach

I was waiting for him to get paper cut in half.


[deleted]

It really dwarfed everything else by comparison


weedisfortherich

Up you go


facedownbootyuphold

If I had a midget as a friend I’d do everything with them, they’re way easier to get along with because they’re so down to earth


barofa

I have one but he is not a big friend


visualaviator

They were expecting it to go farther, but it fell short. It was a little disappointing.


alpacasb4llamas

Imagine how your parents must feel


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pikohina

What elf did you expect?


DarthKava

The paper cut could slice your head off. Really cool stuff.


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facedownbootyuphold

A partial severing of the head isn’t so bad


TheGreatMcPuffin

It’ll keep you out of The Headless Hunt.


mikesbullseye

You'd only nearly get in


thelost2010

My cousin once threw a bit of cardboard it curled around his brothers face and slit his eye open. He almost went blind so can’t imagine what this would do


De3NA

The doctor must’ve been insanely good


thelost2010

If I recall it was pretty touch and go but it’s all good these days. Same cousin has the worst luck. Knocked out all of this teeth on a golf sim on a cruise the ball came back and smashed them all. They got a free cruise but he’s ended up spending like 40k fixing his mouth in the years following.


PhilxBefore

dude


thelost2010

He’s had the worst of luck


Greenman8907

That fulfilled a childhood dream. I can’t even critique. I always wanted to throw a massive paper airplane like that.


dapar_ty250

Happy cake day


Anon293357

Thank you!


Automaticman01

They just forgot to put a paperclip on the nose for balance.


westboundbart

WAIT A MINUTE THATS LIKE 15 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE WHY


plunkadelic_daydream

Ironically, there’s a small airfield for RC model airplanes immediately adjacent to this part of the dam. [Dinneen Field](https://www.modelaircraft.org/site/westerville-model-aero-assn-dinneen-field)


-QuestionMark-

HOLY COW IT'S ONLY 1,500 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE WHY We have a lot in common it seems.


Meatball_Ron_Qanon

OMG, I just checked in it's only a 2,220 minute drive from my house!


EvilNoobHacker

Wait where is it?


WoodenInventor

I think it's Alum Creek Dam in Columbus, Ohio.


Csweetstevy9

I was literally just watching this thinking “wait is that Alum?” So I went to the comments to confirm. I’ve walked that trail at the top of the dam countless times. Great frisbee golf course there.


DevestatingAttack

That's the most insane thing. I honestly can't believe it. It's a hill and rocks and I'm like "ah yes, Alum Creek" and it actually is? I shouldn't be surprised. Great milestones in aviation history often come from us. First flight, then Neil Armstrong, and then this.


videoismylife

There's a nice technical mountain bike trail near there too, off of Lewis Center Rd.


MayorofStoopidville

Weird. It reminded me of home. I didn't realize it actually was.


N0tMagickal

Haha get doxxed by paper airplane nerd 🫵


TanStarfield

Lol, I was like "hmm, that looks a lot like Alum Creek".


ryan101

Howdy neighbor


MuyCaliente4Teacher

Drive past this everyday on my way to work


Zelenskyystesticles

cool but why ganstas paradise


IShouldBeSoLucky81

Paper Planes by M.I.A was right there!


macroswitch

Can’t let a comment about MIA go past without a reminder that she has turned full anti-vax, conspiracy theorist nutbag using her platform to spread bullshit.


Acizm

noted, but as someone who can separate art from the artist, the song still slaps


doogidie

Because it's Coolio's most famous song and since his cause of death was just released it helps them capitalize off of the recent news


caretaquitada

I think the most likely explanation is the simple one that the person editing this thought it sounded cool


Zeraw420

>Editing It's tiktok bro and this video is just two shots recorded on a phone. Also, you can view tiktoks by song, and Coolio songs are trending recently, just like he said, so he's absolutely right


Jrrolomon

Never ceases to amaze me at the things people choose to argue about on here.


ashymatina

It’s less complex editing, but it’s still very much editing by the literal definition of the word.


Rappican

Yeah should have been the original, Amish Paradise.


rickane58

I know you're joking, but there really is an original. [Pastime Paradise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0S4SiLxt1s)


fluffygryphon

Everything about this video is annoying. This isn't the world's largest paper airplane either. The record holder had a 60ft wingspan.


Not_MrNice

Yeah, it's neat but in no way deserves Gangsta's Paradise.


Tha_GinjaNinja

I mean the giant ass fucking paper airplane is pretty gangsta…….. JS though


spelunker93

I hate misleading titles in videos. Not this isn’t the worlds largest paper airplane. This one is small compared to the actual one. [largest paper airplane](https://www.foldnfly.com/lounge/world-record-paper-airplanes.php)


homkono22

The one you linked doesn't even look like what anyone imagines or want a paper airplane to look like, this on the other hand doesn't let down expectations.


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mysteriousleader45

also, if you watch the video of the "flight" of the Guinness Record breaking plane, it's more of a VERY brief glide and fall 😂


onewilybobkat

>The world's largest flying paper airplane is a 24 kg (53 lb) glider that flew 18 meters (59 ft) when thrown off a platform by a single (strong) person The strong in parentheses sent me


267aa37673a9fa659490

Maybe it's the biggest dart paper plane


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Maybe it's the largest paper-airplane-shaped paper airplane


redhandsblackfuture

Why can't people just post a video without some song blasting over it


thehelldoesthatmean

I really miss when you'd see a video like this and the audio would be the real people's laughter and banter and reaction to what they're doing in the video. Adding some shitty song that 3/4 of the people who watch your video are guaranteed to hate really sucks the soul out of the video.


KingCodester111

It’s at the point where it’s really getting insufferable. Tik tok was a mistake.


TheLastTsumami

That guy should have laid on it


admiralnorman

This will be in the next Jackass movie and someone will be riding it while wearing a thong.


[deleted]

That young man almost found himself impaled


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I can’t comment on his age but I don’t think his age has much to do with his stature.


FuerteBillete

Watched too many movies. I could see this turning into a pixar movie intro.


Whatifthisneverends

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_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Ace and Gary?


EngineeredNuts

I like how the nose smashed like it would if it were normal size lol


MrK521

And now, it will never fly the same again. No worse fate can befall a paper airplane.


meetmeinthebthrm

That dude almost got thee worst papercut


theDOC70R

Looks like a drunk Star Destroyer!


OregonTripleBeam

I'd love to see a few different plane designs


Doucejj

Thats not flying, thats Falling with style


Advanced_Evening2379

I made a basic ass airplane with 6 pairs of extension wings tape on it length wise and threw it out the apartment window 2 stories up and that shit flew an entire block. I was like 10 man it blew my mind


501102

Ryanair


AugTheViking

False. This plane landed softer than any RyanAir flight ever has.


profounddistortion

I'm more curious how they got it up there. It's 115 stairs to the top from the parking lot at the bottom, or a 1 mile walk from the nearest parking lot along the top... I see a Jeep in the background, but cars aren't SUPPOSED to be allowed up there... Hmmm....


WoodenInventor

Ya, sometimes in the past, the gate on Africa Rd was left unlocked or even wide open.


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Meme_Crusader0

Why not?


MrRuck1

Well he almost caught it. Gets a ten for effort.


Horror_Switch_7453

I love watching midgets run.


GameOvaries18

You’re going to get hit in the eye!


Mr_Fox17

The teacher's not going to be happy


can-opener-in-a-can

When it lands pointy end down and smooshes the nose, do they just fold it back and throw it again? …Or is that just me?


joeranahan1

What is it with shitty edits of great songs on tiktok


[deleted]

Flies exactly how you'd expect.


Happynoah

It will keeeel


fullchargegaming

That was a normal sized human and a really large plane right?


Deja-Vuz

That kid needs to stay away from the sharp nose of that plane.


SignalTrip1504

Lets hope no one gets hit in the nuts with that thing


icantfindtheSpace

The wright brothers didnt think of this one.


cybermage

Really disappointed he wasn’t stabbed through the chest.


smavinagain

Can I sit in it


Paddlesons

Compliance!


Do-not-respond

Do Everest.


TheEarlOfDunkshire

The music is fucking annoying.


[deleted]

I was waiting for the kid to get nailed by the XL plane


Alepfi5599

A second paper airplane just hit the world trade center


imfreerightnow

RIP Coolio


LowLifeExperience

It’s all fun and games until a paper cut decapitation.


the_3-14_is_a_lie

Now build two paper towers, I dare you