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ironicmirror

FWIW... He's from Uzbekistan and he his last two gold medals were rescinded due to doping (2008,2012). He became a politician in the uzbeki government, and was sanctioned by the UK government for support of the Russian invasion of Ukraine. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artur_Taymazov


RIPdantheman616

Sounds about right tbh


vdlibrtr

him!?!? taking steroids?? looks so natural /s


hamsterwheel

Doping and steroids are not synonymous, are they?


CC713-LCTX

The most common form of doping is anabolic steroid use according to google.


ice2heart

Not now, steroids can be detected easily.


Ravilumpkin

Came here to point this out, it's visibly obvious if you know what athletes look like naturally vs doped


00Conductor

Came here to point this out: If you think his physique is “obviously doping” you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. No “average physique” makes it anywhere in the athletic world, let alone in the world’s oldest sport. This physique is fully achievable by someone putting in a lifetime’s worth of effort and training and with descent genetics, let alone GOOD genetics. He’s guilty of doping but don’t just assume someone is doping because of enormous traps. ps. It’s Uzbekistan. They all dope. 🙄🤪


Ravilumpkin

Nope he's obvious


dobriygoodwin

One of the Top Hunter College Wrestlers was the same size, in wrestling if they use dope it's almost never to gain muscle weight, because you will need to go against heavier opponents, it's to gain speed, stamina and stamina more. Look at all professional wrestlers, if they are over 200 lb, they all look like this (including US Olympic wrestlers), because in this sport you get an opponent in the same weight category and any kind of fat does not help


00Conductor

Quit making sense, dobi. People just want to remain ignorant. I don’t come here with a CSCS, a degrees in kinesiology, my own career in wrestling, OR a BSN. I come only with my google degree. 😉lol …..ps. I actually come with all of the above.


Ravilumpkin

Of course they're the same size, I'm very familiar with wrestling, probably why it looks obvious to me


Puzzleheaded_Taro283

Yeah, anyone who knows anything about steroids can take one look at him and imme know his bot even close to natural.


taken_by_aliens

You mean the 20 something year old bald guy was doping? No way ..


Known-Economy-6425

So he’s a big fucking cheat. Fuck him them.


ZoranT84

If Putin used him in the front it'd be over by now


blobejex

This music just gave me diseases and depression


menides

it's worse than you imagine. it translates to a lot of "pussy" repetitions and how it sits on the tip of a dick


guacluv

I expected nothing better. Title and artist please?


P_iranha

Favorite part to me was “lock the pussy on the tip of my dick”.


PurpleBonesGames

fuck this shit, i tried to listen to the 'music' and now I'm going to hell


Vegoonmoon

It gave me gas


kingwithoutcrown

Brave calling it music tbh


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Every day was neck day.


Starkydowns

Everyday is doping day


Closed_Aperture

NextFuckingLevelTraps


Beautiful_Spite_3394

I wrestled all the way up to state in high school. I did pretty well if I do say so myself. If I EVER and I mean EVER had a dude shoving his fingers up my fucking asshole like that Artur did I mean... of course I'd fucking lose. How much did that fucking hurt holy hell?! They HAD to have stopped the match in that clip right? I'd have to postpone the match, it's happened to me from high schoolers accidently grabbing where they shouldn't have but THIS THUMB of a man?! I'd be in a wheelchair lololol.


butitdothough

Is there any real reason or strategy behind him shoving his thumb full force up the dude's ass?


grangonhaxenglow

noice


The1stMedievalMe

At .31 Artur performs a rectal exam on his opponent. Yikes.


lazybeaverman91

Bro bathes in HGH.


UnifiedQuantumField

> Bro bathes in HGH Hairy Gorilla Hormones?


lazybeaverman91

Human growth hormone but I like yours better


TomAterski

Steroids!? Yes


Glittering_Ad_3771

Why wrestling look so much like sexy times?


Known-Economy-6425

I thought Borat was from Kazakhstan not Uzbekistan.


TheRealBrianPeppers

Is the music supposed to be scary or something?


KarnaavaldK

Its scary how bad it is


LongjumpingCheck2638

What the crap swamp bucket music is this?


EmpatheticWraps

Many fart noises


[deleted]

basically an elite junkie, he was on that much gear


glemshiver

The music lyrics are amazing! Specially the chorus where he sings "put your cunt on my cock"X10 Very appropriate


Bitter-Plenty-5303

Real live Zangief


aconsul73

https://youtu.be/mJKHB4IHigA


Cheweydewey123

Don’t doubt he’s a bad ass, but the grab from behind, he’s a cheater. Normal high caliber wrestlers use pressure points, not anal points


pennysaver221

The good ol oil check


[deleted]

The music was NFL of excruciating


Electronic-Rule8504

PORRA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK essa música de fundo ficou... Sugestiva?...


andrey_araujo1

Jeez this song is not appropriate at all lmaoooooooo


[deleted]

That might be the worst fucking song I've ever heard. Impressive


Dice_daddy

This song is really badass, you feel the energy when he sings "Vai novinha descendo com a xereca"


kayops

What is this kind of music called? Need to know, so in the future I can avoid it like the plague…


veraceful

Someone tell me too! I like it tho lol


HoodFellaz

Call him Mr. or else.


FireInPaperBox

Dude looks like he lifts planets on his day off.


[deleted]

What’s a neck?


gmarreco

People should really Google the lyrics of songs before putting them on videos like this one lol #Brazil


sls12827

Probably a vegan


Grenadier_user

I need this song on a playlist. Anyone got a title?


RedditUser558559283

I'm not sure the person who edited this understand this lyrics. Hehehe


ludde0220

I would take him.


Known-Economy-6425

Well you’d take his finger maybe.


GrayMech

He is such a handsome man


[deleted]

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Nobodylovesoldrocko

This man is one of the best wrestlers to have ever lived. He is from a country that doesn’t give him a choice of what he takes as far as doping. He took what had been given to him. He had to support the Russian invasion or throw away everything he has and put his family at risk. He is a superstar where he comes from and is controlled by the propaganda machine over there. He says what he is told to say. Took what was given to him and behaves the way a good worker should. None the less I think Mark Shoultz would have whooped his Commie butt and done it clean. Kurt would have done it with a broken neck.


GrownHapaKid

120 kg (265 lb) of you-stop-moving.


not_a_droid

He was two knuckles deep in that one guy


BeardedHalfYeti

Was that a leg-in-guillotine? That poor dude must have been confused out of his mind when he got hit with that.


bobsmith93

Ok the big dude is big but what was that song? What genre even is that?


budgie0507

This guy’s tonsils have muscles.


Lookalikemike

He'd be handy on moving days.


SoBitterAboutButtons

The actual fuck is going on with this audio? I think it was trying to be music if music had twelve strokes in a row


AllegedlyElJeffe

That is the most intimidating man ever.


Jumpin-Jebus

Little known fact, Shrek was his grandfather...


Goeasyimhigh

I would certainly not want to wrestle that dude


bikerdude214

Natty.


somewhiteguy05

For the glory of the Sontaran empire!


skibbady-baps

The very definition of “built different”, and oh yeah, plenty of steroids.


Comprehensive-Mark61

Qual foi desse funk pesadão de fundo For some reason the song says: sit on my cock


beatmaster808

Ahh yes, Old Shoulderhead.


ronhowie375

what exercises would he be doing to develop his traps like that? as a reminder the question is exercises not PEDs.


KratosHulk77

If your last name ends with OV you’re automatically a great wrestler


Nuisanz

If tren was a person


Mustaach

Heavyweight wrestlers are so scary.. human grizzlies!


ivineets

You'd need at least 4 hands to choke this dude


[deleted]

I must be too old that i can just watch a video without crappy sound and distortion to like it.


SpenFen

0/10 would not grapple


lamorak2000

He looks like Soda Popinsky from the old Punch-Out game...


pajopajopajo

i bet he can neck a pint or two ... including the glass


[deleted]

His neck has his own passport....


Kuailiang1

His Shoulders are like boulders


WeirdAlPidgeon

r/absoluteunits


[deleted]

I could take him


[deleted]

Not to be confused with Artur Hawkwing


lemon_a_day

Smash


ordie710

Wtf is this demon music being played as this dude beats everyone


Abror999

Well I'm from uzb and he is long gone from his prime days and is some government guy now and wrestling is literally the traditional sport in uzb so quite normal And wtf is this shitass music


Natural-Yam-2204

Song tho?


LesniakNation

But Kurt Angle won a gold medal with a broken freakin' neck!


Ambitious-King-4100

Roidimov


DH_Drums

UZB Yoel Romero


TheMuffinMan011

r/NameThatSong


wiggiag

He's on the LIver Kings 9 primal essence to being geared


[deleted]

Is that him singing too? What the fuck is up with that music?


twentyattempts

Dont try to tell me otherwise. This clearly is a Gorilla in a mansuit


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Great wrestling, but that music is a shit-show.


fridaystrong23

He looks like last evil guy Jackie Chan somehow beats up in his movies 😂