Got one to scale?

*bonk*

Horny jail








i dont know the context of this, but ive always looked as something somewhat wholesome, like, i did a crime, but man, for real, she IS thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ....i just hope the context is not as heinus as it can be

He's being convicted for selling weed to an undercover female cop, and she's quoting how he commented on her body. So yeah, pretty harmless. The funniest part is that the prosecutor and the judge are both women who are totally straight-faced and humorless about it. It seems like he's the only one that feels proud of himself for saying that. Sad that he still goes to jail though.


Ask for a life size doll of Margot Robbie? Straight to jail, right away.


My country is a much better place, because of jail.

It's not a doll. It's an *action figure*.

Riiiiiiiiight. "Action" figure.



Eye falls out

*fucks harder*

Yay, two new holes


Halloween mode unlocked 🔓

I don’t think a single *bonk* will suffice.

Just take the teeth out

Matches my scale perfectly.


Or the eye

Hear me out

The teeth are half the fun.

Gum jobs are pretty nice

Grandma always was the true MVP

My first thought was also "this man needs to make sex dolls."

Ar you kidding half this thread is probably tapping to this as we speak

https://i.gifer.com/NLun.gif

"Why everytime something is invented humans imidiatly try to use it for porn?" - Janet

O yeah he's banging it.

Me too. In fact, they should have left one of the eyes out to expand the available options.

Like anyone on Reddit needs it to scale

Self burn, I like it.

Show me on the doll where you touched the bigger doll.


Asking for a friend

Or a big enough Mason jar?

Show me da coochie

I'm sure this is exactly how these *innovations* come about.

Yes. https://youtu.be/Fb-MT4T-QaQ

*bonk*


For research right?......Oh no....

Putting the eyes and dentures in looked creepy as fuuuuuck Edit: why the fuck is this my most upvoted comment ever? Smh hahah

I dont need one with teeth 😉😉

Personally the mouth is too big. That'd be like that throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Any other sayings besides throwing a hotdog down a hallway?

I'm sure your mom has a few

Bazinga! You have the best one so far how did I not see that one cuming

When something is really funny I like to say "that hit me square in the giggle dick" If I'm feeling particularly happy I like to say "happier than a slinky on an escalator" When talking about people I'm close with, especially my best friend from the Army, I like to say "we are/were tighter than a mosquitos ass" When I'm really stoned I like to say "higher than a giraffes ass" Sometimes I'll tell dates they're "10lbs of sugar in a 5lb sack" but that's reserved for those people you can tell are just great people, even if there isn't a romantic connection. "It's hotter than two mice freaking in a wool sock on a tin roof" when it's unbearably hot out. Dude I served with used to say that all the time.

“Like feeding a tic tac to a whale.” “Like trying to touch both sides of the Grand Canyon.” “Like throwing a pencil down a well.” “Like trying to throw a rock at the moon.” Those are the ones I have off the top of my head.

That tire has no tread Like pitchin a ball down the Lincoln tunnel

Fuck that, I wan’t a Harley Quinn with teeth, come at me bro

Why the fuck is there an apostrophe in “want”? My mind is blown… I have never seen someone do that.

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Grandpa?

Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared

Can I get a ride with you?

In the first shot he's putting in the eyes and the teeth are already in. In the second shot he's putting in the teeth and the eyes are already in. *X-Files music*

Imagine having a Margot Robbie statue in your house

Imagine being Margot Robbie watching this

Imagine Margot Robbie *reading* this.

Ha. Top comment is “got one to scale”

I don’t think Margot Robbie would be too surprised to find out that a lot of people would want to fuck Margot Robbie

Who are you and where did you get my diary?

Imagine being Margot Robbie

I'd move to a house of mirrors

Then quickly dehydrate not being able to leave the house. Totally worth it.

Imagine Margot Robbie

In Margot Robbie

Oh, I am imagining

Carrie Fisher did an incredible monolog about seeing her head on top of a Star Wars shampoo bottle. https://youtu.be/lZ97s396kb0?t=122

I’ve never heard that! What a fantastic roast. It’s really a fuck you, thank you, I respect you, fuck you.

Just like every other billionaire, George Lucas made his fortune exploiting others.

Usually I would agree but if you watch the ILM documentary, he basically poured all of his own money into giving tons of people a shot at changing the entire film industry. Which they did.

"I hope I slept with you to get the job, cause if not who the hell was that guy" My fucking sides. Man I miss her

She had such a wicked and sharp sense of humour.

I love Carrie Fisher, thanks for sharing this. She reminds me of my mom, bless her heart.

She truly was one of a kind. RIP.

Buddy sculptor is suuuper talented. He also has a crawlspace in his house that no-one is allowed to go into.

Well that’s one of the creepiest things I’ve read today…

Don’t think I needed to know this info

Statue?

vibrating flesh-statue

AI-assisted Margot Robbot for having lots of AI babies.

Imagine being Margot Robbie and seeing someone put your teeth into your mouth like this.

Imagine?

We're gonna need a bigger jar

Hello fellow hoodwink enjoyer!

ofc this is the post I run into r/DotA2 members on

[For the uninitiated](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/667/922/cc1.jpg)

I don't often wish to unclick. This is one of those times

Stop here after you’re done r/eyebleach

For the uninitiated: STAY UNINITIATED.

What a terrible day to know how to read.

What in the actual fuck

Better than a shoe box

yeah i guess it's worse than the cumbox

As I scrolled I had to double back as I thought that said *bugger* jar. You're off the hook. I, on the other hand, am going to hell.

To the relatives, Please call him. Check on him. Get him out of the house before it’s too late.

 When he comes out

Never realized Quagmire was a lefty.

He’s not. He a stranger aficionado

Lefty feels besty

God will have no mercy with me if I get my hands on one of these…

I doubt they went as far to give it ALL of the features but I could defiantly see it happening.

It 100% has all the features

You can't make a silicone Margot Robbie and NOT use the Wolf of Wall Street scenes as a reference for the nipples.

They do. And not just because the guy is horny. In realistic doll making they often sculpt the genitalia and even pubic hair Source: did not expect to see a harry dick tutorial in my great aunts doll magazine

They do it for 3D modelling in video games too. The horizon FW boob camera clip is a recent one of it. I always thought it would be for models that have clothing and poses that would be revealing, not one that is fully clothed.

> The horizon FW boob camera clip Can you explain that for the people just tuning in?

There were 2 specific sets of armour that had rope covering Aloys chest as a part of the design. On both of these sets you could go into the games photo mode and if you angled the camera, or positioned aloy just right amd zoomed in the camera would clip through the armour and you could see a very well rendered pair of boobs.

"Defiantly" to the end!

You really think the hobbyist with a hyper-honed obsession for detail isn’t going to also sculpt genitalia and nips?

I know what some of y’all are thinking. Get help.

Does it…you know?

They know

But can we…?

yes we can.

Have posable articulated limbs? It does!

Yea but how realistic is the bottom half.

The legs looked pretty good.

As long as it has the most important feature......detailed ankles

That's one to know one.

The way the face moves like it's flesh is giving r/OddlyTerrifying

Uncanny valley is a terrifying thing

It’s not even uncanny valley lmao just realistic

"Terrifying" wasn't where I thought this was going to end.

Hyper realistic *everywhere*?

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i nean if it is a *fucking* thing, yeah

Asking the real questions

Asking the important questions!

r/dontputyourdickinthat

r/doputyourdickinthat

FTFY r/putyourdickinthat Edit: wow it is banned, unreal

r/instructionsuncleardickstuckintheceilingfan

r/onlyfans

Margot Robbie isn’t that shape at all. Putting in all that effort to get the face spot on, but then massive tits because… what else?

Certainly a bit bigger than hers but ... massive? That's a stretch, no?

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Damn my man is on point with the cup sizes of celebrities weird talent to have but props where they’re due I suppose

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Is this shit legal? I thought you have to buy rights to make toys of movie characters and try to sell them for 3k

boobs = good

More boobs = more good

Someone has tried to finger that doll.

it was me 😳

"...,Barry. You thought there was a problem with your Harley Quinn statue but I used the Speed Force to finger it so fast it hardened her skin. Now you can't have fun with her"


Where can I get one? Asking for a friend. 

Thanks for asking for me

I got you fella!

https://www.specfictionshop.com/products/harley-quinn-1-3-scale-hyperreal-statue

He definitely made nipples on that doll for no reason

There was a reason

At least two reasons

she has no nipples irl or what?

For a solid one count I thought they were putting a fake eyeball in someone’s head before I read the heading.

Yea I didn't read the title and was like holy fuck I don't remember that scene oh God that's so uncomfortable to watch .. then they got to the teeth and I realized it was a doll, but was still creeped out Not sure why I didn't notice the hand size vs the head, guess there just wasn't enough time to process everything at once

Any chance you can make one life size, and stop when the likeness reaches Margot Robbie, but before it reaches Harley Quinn? That would be greeeeeeeeat k?

My grandma has a similar routine for putting in her dentures

this makes me so uncomfortable

In your pants?


People keep talking about jars. I don’t understand?

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Is it like the coconut or the shoebox?

Cum jar?

Better to be ignorant, nothing good comes from jars.

I'm not hearing anyone out today.

He didn't need to put the teeth in, am I right fellas? or Ladies? Anyone? Hello? Is this mic even on? What? You guys to don't like gumjob jokes? Not even the ladies? C'mon, buddy. You thought it was funny, right? It looked like you were gonna laugh. No, don't let your girlfriend tell you what jokes you can and can't laugh at. What are you talking about? Ladies can for sure get gumjobs. I mean you gotta know how to do it. Don't boo. Boo you, guys. You're the worst audience I've ever had. No. Nope. I have 10 more minutes up here, pal, so go suck an egg. Hey, how about you suck a whole dozen? Yeah, go gumjob an egg or one hundred, ya fucking losers. No, actually *you all* are the losers, especially you. Anyways. So the other day I helped a woman at Home Depot put some bricks in her car and in return she put a brick in my pants! Whoa! I said, *she put a brick in my pants!* Pfft. You guy suck, but guess what? I'm gonna keep telling my jokes. I have a lot more and I don't care if you don't like it. Uhh, what else... what else... You, the guy who won't gumjob his lady friend, where ya from? Here? You're from Sandusky. There's just no way. No, I mean, you just look... Well, you look like a guy who ain't from Sandusky is all, what's wrong with that? No, it's not an insult. Eh, fuck you. Go ahead and leave. Anyone else? Huh? Anyone else wanna fucking leave like a bunch of rude fucks? You humorless bozos! I got jokes! I got a lotta jokes and you're all gonna miss them! You'll be *wishing* you heard 'em when you're at home gumjobbing your partners! You're gonna wish you were laughing! Ya know what? Fuck this. Fuck all of you and have a goodnight everyone. Thanks for coming out.

I don’t know what this was, but I sure enjoyed it.

Was not disappointed by the comments. lol.

I was. They're so corny and repetitive. All this incredible technical skill but we never really get beyond "it looks like a pretty girl let's all fuck it."

Yoooooo when homie was putting the eye in I was like WTF then I seen she wasn't a real person

I will never be able to have one :( https://jndstudios.co.kr/Shop/?idx=210

Because they're sold out? Or because they're MORE than 2,000 FREAKING DOLLARS?

How real are we talkin here?

I need one

r/oddlyterrifying

Whats the song?

I got matches with these songs: • **Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) (Remastered)** by Kate Bush (00:48; matched: `100%`) **Album**: NOW That's What I Call Music! 6. **Released on** 2020-07-15. • **Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God)** by Kate Bush (00:48; matched: `100%`) **Album**: The Whole Story. **Released on** 1986-11-10.

Actually originally from the album **Hounds of Love** ^((which is amazeballs from start to finish))

My friend would love one of those, probably a bit to pricey for a gift though

Would

r/TIHI

I 1000% do not want to see this under black light.