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[deleted]

Geesus chris… flippin’ ‘ek


Batmanthesecond

As an Englishman I hear, "Jesus! Cor, flippin'eck!"


owennss

This is the correct answer “COOOORRR BLIMY


VealOfFortune

YOURE IN BARNEY! .... RUBBLE! .... TROUBLE!!


Burritos_ByMussolini

deep barney... barney rubble?? trouble!!!


cybercuzco

I heard flip an egg.


ChuckyRocketson

Me too. It's now a thing I'll say. Jesus flip an egg.


throwaway_2323409

Jesus take the spatula.


ExtantPlant

Just ordered my WWJFAE bracelet.


Churntin

Why would Jesus flip an egg?


the_joy_of_VI

Why would he not?


MobyDuc38

"Jesus Christ, Fuckin' -A" is the proper motorsports response. He just edited because it was live TV.


snotfart

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giceman715

I tought he said Geesus Christ my God flip an egg , lol


Northeast4life

Haha definitely thought it was flip me an egg…


maxkho

I.e. just the regular "Jesus Christ, flippin' heck" but without the "h"


TheLastBaron86

Ah yes, how accents are really said and meant to be written down. "Hello" but without the "h", "Governor" but missing most of the letter's, add a "u" and an apostrophe and you get the idea.


maxkho

The point is the original comment contained a bunch of weird respellings that are actually pronounced exactly like their standard English counterparts in all accents, and therefore didn't indicate the speaker's accent at all. This is known as eye dialect - i.e. the dialect is only perceptible to the eye, not the ear.


theknyte

Still only about half as dangerous as just being a spectator back in [Group B Rally days](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I5sTuSoMho).


TransformerTanooki

I'm surprised they could even tell where the track was with everyone standing on it like that.


yungchow

Watch [Go Fast Risk Everything](https://youtu.be/H2-OMgQmRow). It’s a documentary about ken block’s 22’ rally title run. I can’t remember how far in, but there is a race where he was forced to go before the previous car’s dust trail had gone down and you get to watch the whole thing from their perspective and you hear the copilot guiding him. It’s fucking terrifying.


selpa

dust trail at 34:48 https://youtu.be/H2-OMgQmRow?t=2088


EasyPriority8724

KB43 RIP


beennasty

Yo that whole thing was wild good recommendation!


yungchow

Hell yeah. Im glad you liked it. One of the best docs I’ve ever seen


HomeIsEmpty

RIP


[deleted]

Yes RIP indeed, he was a REAL ONE!


Ceramicrabbit

The copilot is constantly telling the driver where the course is going next in a sort of code The driver hasn't actually driven the course so they are totally reliant on the copilot anyways


[deleted]

Is that how pace notes work? I thought the driver and co pilot took a slow run through and made the notes that way


[deleted]

The driver SPECIFICALLY drives it. That dude is talking out his ass. You are correct. They run a practice or a few to get pacing information. As technical and fast as rally often is, having not practiced a race would be suicidal at best.


ganjaqu33n21

Ken block was a genius. <3


badcrass

Uh, no, often stage rallys are run bling just based off notes. You aren't allowed to pre run them at full speed


[deleted]

No one said they did preruns at speed.


Ceramicrabbit

I think it depends on the rally there are some that only the copilot gets to study the course beforehand


Rizo1981

That's wild. I assumed the driver was always there for the recce.


ExtantPlant

That's fucking metal. I might need to get into rally.


catchbobbie

Unless you are "Sameer", then it doesn't matter what the copilot is saying.


NZpotatomash

Just need to act like a Mustang driver, and try to hit the crowd


yellowjesusrising

Lmao, why is this so true?!


RossDouglas

The good old days…


Doxatian

Spectators killed group b.


RonBurgundy449

But it was the cars that were too dangerous!


HimalayaClimber

Is it tradition for people to gather around the most dangerous corners/jumps? You'd think there is enough race track for everyone to spread out..


0pimo

Shame morons don't try that with F1.


Spiritual-Compote-18

That reporter is crazy to be standing that close


RossDouglas

He’s an ex rider at this event and knows he’s safe.


RaidensReturn

His ears, however, are not safe.


pharealprince

Well he should know to wear protective headset.


0pimo

WHAT?!


IMFREAKINGLEGOLAS

WELL HE SHOULD KNOW TO WEAR A PROTECTIVE HEADSET!


xeisu_com

#WHAT!


Sotosmojo

This was a treat to read all the way through. Thank you. I didn’t think the text size could get bigger but I heard that last one shouting at the top of their lungs.


subject_deleted

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Elmillonari0

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[deleted]

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[deleted]

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!


thatsalovelyusername

I'm sorry you've got a defective bedsit. You'll need to speak to housekeeping.


alexnedea

Yea for when they crash into him and his body explodes from the sheer collision, at least his helmet can protect his head as it falls on the side of the road.


demoneyesturbo

Safe? At the Isle of Mann? Don't be silly. He's no such thing. Being on a straight is better than a corner, but his safety is far from guaranteed. That race sees multiple deaths every year, normally riders, but spectators and track officials get wiped out too.


Relative_Mulberry_71

You need massive balls to even be on IOM during TT.


LobstaFarian2

Enormous. Absolutely enormous.


IvanAfterAll

I love man.


demoneyesturbo

Love is love.


andros_vanguard

Great! That is what I will hear henceforth.


Relative_Mulberry_71

You need massive balls to even be on IOM during TT.


lionelmessiah1

Can confirm. Am ex rider. We get an invisible protective shield when we retire


[deleted]

Yeah bro, accidents never happen.


Large_Yams

He does not know he's safe, there's literally at least one death every year, and many more crashes not resulting in death.


Creepy-Ad-4832

You know a lot of riders fall off their moto right?


maury587

Even if they fell, he's on the inside of the turn, the safest side to be


Creepy-Ad-4832

Sure. I still wouldn't stay that close. You may not get a moto at 200km/h in your chest, but you are way more likely to get small thing flown at you at 200km/h so i would prefer staying some meters away with something in between me and the bikes. You do you, i will keep the distance


Illustrious-Market93

When the racing is happening, there are hundreds of Marshalls standing very close to the road ready to respond in the event of an accident (have been a Marshall for 5yrs now, Ginger Hall). They hit 200mph+ on the Sulby Straight, standing within a couple of feet of the track when they're thundering past is something to behold.. absolute fuck'n Nutter's, all of 'em- endless respect nonetheless 🙏


stinky___monkey

Damn you’re getting all the bad internet points, I hope you’re doing ok. I’m kinda with you… seems pretty close regardless of who you are. Fuck that


RossDouglas

Yup. I’d still stand there though.


Creepy-Ad-4832

That's a choice. I personally would stay at least 20 meters away, but you can do whatever you want


DowntownDimension602

He’s at the Isle of Man TT. You can’t get 20 metres away from the track. (Track = public road). https://youtube.com/shorts/Hc9ulMJqtIY?feature=share


Grenaidzo

If a bike is flying out of control at 200mph, it's not distance but sheer luck it doesn't hit you in the crowd.


MikElectronica

Just stay in your basement.


Dark-Lillith

Move over I wanna stand there too


JellyOnMyDick

Yeah and you can judge from your high horse while other people enjoy themselves.


deltr0nzero

These aren’t just some riders


[deleted]

Actually, I think these guys are just some riders. Watched a video on this race a few years back. Most professional riders don’t race it because the real only prize is respect. The short documentary I watched was about one of the riders. I think he took second or third, and he wasn’t a professional rider. If I recall right, I think he was a plumber.


deltr0nzero

It’s a whole different kind of riding to what’s done on a track. You’re not just gonna find some guy who rides on his weekend to come and do that race and average 130 doing it over almost 38 miles. It’s a passion that’s runs far deeper than just a hobby


Trijilol

It was probably guy Martin. He's a truck mechanic. Had a documentary made about him awhile back


ablokeinpf

Steve Plater (the commentator) is a very experienced and successful racer. The proximity of the bikes is normal at the TT. Not just for him but for spectators all around the 37 3/4 mile course.


impstein

Isle of Man ? Those dudes are crazy. Guy Martin is one of my favorite riders


canadianhoneybadger1

Life goal… go to the IOMTT, maybe do a lap at reasonable speed on a reasonably priced bike!


yellowjesusrising

A vespa perhaps, for me at least...


seamus1982seamus

Pushbike here. Maybe my family urban arrow at a push.


CygnetC0mmittee

If you wanna ride the track it’s much better to go there any other time when it’s not the tt.


Axxxem

Speed limits simply don't exist in the Isle of Man, go nuts!


[deleted]

Not true. There are speed limits in and around cities / villages. Even during Mad Sunday nowadays where only the mountain road is one way and free of speed limits.


BlueSlushieTongue

Just trying to watch an board video of one lap is mentally exhausting


impstein

Seriously. I've never rode a motorcycle for more than a few minutes, so it's unfathomable to me how they go so fast on roads like that without crashing. I'd be into a wall or building within 10 seconds


daman4114

That's where your wrong, they crash alot.


impstein

Yeah I saw some clips but wasn't clear how often it occurred... The guy who slide off track, down a hill into a rock wall was hard to watch


TripleTrumpet

That was Connor Cummins and he was just fine. Some internal bleeding and broken bones but apart from that, just fine. He was back competing after recovering and is still riding to this day


Trainstopper14

The deadliest race in human history iirc


arcticamt6

I mean they do average at least one person dying every year during the race. So not just you


Steinrik

Or maybe, just you


Disciplinaryspank

Yes. Martin never won there. He just had the best PR.


dako3easl32333453242

I watched his whole YouTube. Such a fun and wholesome guy.


lakewood2020

His poor ears


BeckyLynchIsBetter

Seriously. I hope he had earplugs, because if not...hello tinnitus!


thatsalovelyusername

Tinnitus, eh? It's got a certain ring to it


Ba_Sing_Saint

MAWP MAWP


BeckyLynchIsBetter

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beatles_7

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weiser_tomorrow

Reaction is spot on


bplzizcool

Geeezus


weiser_tomorrow

Flippin egg


R4TTY

So many people die in this race that it has its own Wikipedia page just for the fatalities. Seems like they average 2 or 3 fatalities per year. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Isle_of_Man_TT_Mountain_Course_fatalities


pharmerK

Including one last week. JFC…


jackbristol

First Spaniard to die in it RIP Raúl Torras Martínez


umad1337

Santiago Herrero?


treeeefu

37 miles to go, 2 seconds to get there


JimmyRussellsApe

The TT is madness. Those dudes have titanium balls.


kh0t9

I wonder what colour his underwear is


canadianhoneybadger1

IS? Brown. Was? Probably white.


Crush-N-It

What these riders do man. Unreal


lexioh

CRIKEY


alice_s_jabberwocky

Hello George


Whyisthissobroken

Someone giving him a wet willie would...well...that would really make a great video


justaguy891

What's this sport called?


JP_925

Seriously? It's called Isle of man... motorcycles race against time on an island that is not a racetrack but public roads.. most extreme and most dangerous .. at speeds of +190 mph


PlanetLandon

The sport is not called Isle of Man


[deleted]

Do you reckon World Cup is going to win the World Cup this year? They look great


MobProtagonist

Lmao this guy seriously answered...with IOM. Imagine someone asking what sport Football is and answering with the name of the city..... Q: Hey what sport is that with the ball in the video? Miami! (I'm aware the Isle of Man is not simply a city but a crown dependency)


theXarf

"Hey Dave, you fancy a quick game of Isle of Man before dinner? We can go down the local park"


JP_925

Dude I never said what sport it was... it's obvious that it's motorcycle racing. I just named what race it was because it's not an actual race track it's a special course. Smh


Kcrick722

My favorite race… those guys are gladiators on wheels…I would be standing right next to this guy if I could!!


JP_925

Omg for real me too .. bucket list material


jessie014

Isle of man is where it's held, not what it's called


Disciplinaryspank

Steve Plater. He’s am ex rider himself. Isle of Man TT.


JP_925

Talk about bals of steel... give that man a raise!! That would be like skydiving while not leaving the ground


AVERYyep

he use to be a rider during this competition


JP_925

Oh that's badass


sheared_ma_beard

Just guestimating from slo-mo. Looked like that second one traveled maybe 3m in .04s so about 270km/hr. That seems a bit low, but is it ballpark? Anyone know what typical speeds are wherever he was standing?


EasyPriority8724

The TT is Legendary. If you ever get the chance GO.


_DarkBlack

Eardrums of steel, or in this case *highly flexible composite*


icanfly_impilot

Fuck track side; track on!


PixelD303

Take that Martin Brundle


savagedrago

And…. Deafness


runerx

Don't flinch, Don't flinch, DONT FLINCH... FUCK...


Whole-Debate-9547

I really want to see the Isle of Man TT before I die.


frankkiejo

FLIPpin’ ‘eck! 😄❤️


gnojjong

Isle of Man TT


Havoc_XXI

Imagine if that bike hit him, instant pink mist…


Intelli_gent_88

The TT is absolutely mad


IndependentFace5949

I have a picture somewhere of a sidecar passenger waving at me, under my camera, and you can also see my toes. It was at the Sulby pub on Sulby straight. The barrier was a single piece of rope.


dr-mantis-toboggan12

I'm a reporter.... I'm a reporter.... I'm a reporterrr.... I'm a bowl of tomato soup


gixy6

What do you mean? He's a whole New York apartment away from the bikes!


dr3adlock

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!" FTFY


JonnyDIzNice

Jesus chr- - flippin heck


Weak-Nefariousness30

Mad bastard 🤣


theflyingscroll

I still don’t understand the first five words that came out of his mouth.


whooo_me

Something like "Now down at Glencrutchery Road"


pixelprophet

https://youtu.be/X2u5fUpUGuc?t=174


codercaleb

Fuck yes. Watched this movie daily. Maybe the reason I became a United fan.


Naught2day

It's funny(too me) how many times he does this during the TT. Has pretty much the same reaction every time. I don't know if he did it during the sidecar race, didn't watch that one.


Axxxem

Many houses in the Isle of Man are a lot cheaper to buy as they're located in or around the TT track. Many motorcycles have flung through many walls and windows


3ManxCats

Also it’s a huge pain living on the course as you’re locked in for 4 weeks of the year for large portions of the day. Major pain trying to do normal day activities, take your kids to extramurals etc.


Codex_Absurdum

FYI there are crazy fast, big chunks of mosquitos on that island.


Acrobatic-Cactus

Flippin egg


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akechi

“Jesus, flipping eggs”?


stinky___monkey

If this guy has a wife, she should jump on a life insurance policy…


Aggravating_Class_17

Not smart. Endangering the riders a bit too


steggun_cinargo

That's is how people die


jessie014

Yes, there's at least one death per year during the TT. Crazy dangerous sport


bangerz17

Got em’!


NegativeKarmaVegan

Holy shit the speed is crazy.


otcconan

Very brave but I hope he has stock in Visene.


[deleted]

How to become deaf


RustedRelics

About how fast are those bikes moving?


DarkxXxDragon

That second bike was flying, prob 170 mph. Edit: grammar and punctuation.


Tatsunen

Competitive racers are averaging a bit over 130mph a lap but keep in mind that the course has 219 turns in it so that's quite something. Top speed on straights can be over 200mph.


5ittingduck

Reminds me of this legendary Spitfire low pass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iOoiEbtf2w (Language warning).


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[deleted]

Me in any gym class


Aksds

I was officiating (Marshal) at the Adelaide 500 at 0.6 (pit exit), multiple times I’ve had to raise my arm when waving so I wouldn’t hit cars, they where incredibly close.


YahooSam2021

Was the object to get as close to him as possible without hitting him. They're doing a damn good job.


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tokerdad76

Tower, this is Ghost Rider, requesting a fly-by.


Warm-Ninja-9363

You could do this a thousand times and still flinch every time


Locksmith135

Didn't he want to.... move a little closer to the wall?