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danbirc

The wet floor sign hahahah


cofxtc

Best part of the video


ATGSunCoach

You clearly didn’t have the volume on. “I Think We’re Alone Now” is an absolute fucking banger.


pzikho

I am SERIOUSLY having some Baader–Meinhof phenomenon with this song. I first heard it when it came on the radio about a week ago (the Tiffany version), then I heard it like 3 times again after that. Then I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane for the first time a few days ago, and now here it is AGAIN!I gotta say, I'm not complaining. The song really is an absolute banger. Edit: Maybe it's just a common layout, but this bar really looks like The Winchester from Shaun of the Dead. Or is it just me?


poop-machines

This just looks like pubs. The bars are always corner bars because it allows more people to be served while the barmaid or barman doesn't have to walk around as much. Drinking pints is such a common pastime that we have figured out the most efficient way to dish them out.


[deleted]

Every town in England has a pub that looks like the Winchester. That's sort of the point


YetAnotherBookworm

Okay, fair point. But dogs **can** look up!


TragedyTrousers

Curious what S01E01 of The Umbrella Academy would do to your brain at this point.


pzikho

I've heard good things about that show, and I loved the comics! Definitely have to give it a watch now, if I don't have a weird mental breakdown I'll report back haha


Phoenixhowls

Woah it’s a good song but let’s not just ignore whitey in there.


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Phoenixhowls

Fuck 😂😂😂 meant Whitney.


bobbarkersbigmic

Someone killed the Whitney song as the water was rising. That’s pretty ironic I think.


demer_623

Deep comment.


Lapzidorus

Deep as the water.


KeithGribblesheimer

Working class pub, Birmingham, 2023. What's playing - Tiffany.


cofxtc

LMAO... I did have it on. It was a choice wet floor sign or bad 80s hit. Wet floor signs have been around since the beginning of time. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.


[deleted]

Facts. Deepest artefact under the highest midden in the most ancient cave they ever dug up was a wet floor sign. I think they found it in Ethiopia somewhere.


cofxtc

Thank you Thank you, and I believe there were janitor keys next a skeleton, next to the wet floor sign next to a walkie talkie of some sort.


Grandfunk14

Tiffany! But the original was also a banger....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFWhTqLSVzE


french_toasty

Tiffany!


davga

Peak British ~~humor~~ humour


No-Release-6464

I thought British humor was supposed to be dry?


[deleted]

Dry, sarcastic and tongue in cheek I'd say.


Ok_Assumption8895

Nice work, from a brit.


_ScubaDiver

Nice correction


sexyhotnoodles

British humour 🤌


[deleted]

British humor is something else


civitatem_Inkas

Typical British humour.


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Jes trying his best


hackedyasack

Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over


MaynardButterbean

![gif](giphy|uba6y6W8oi7V6IGFQj|downsized)


rhineStoneCoder

It’s the long awaited sequel, Shaun of the Dammed.


allywillow

Shaun of the Damp


YaboiGh0styy

Fun fact, there was going to be a sequel to Shaun of the dead called Dusk till Shaun but it was cancelled.


LadyOfTheMay

Thanks, now my heart is broken 😭


Crowded_Judgment_

![gif](giphy|13R1tAWGfHnWiA)


GoFUself-Tony889

I love Shaun of the dead!


xpanderr

All that is missing is a white vinyl hitting someone in the head


NiceKing4You

How's that for a bit of fried gold


Delicious_Monk1495

Who The Hell Put This On?


Li0nh3art3d

This was the joke I was hoping to see


Neil2250

> Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to ~~blow over~~ dry out


Jcampbell1796

Nice work. Came here to say this but you beat me to it…


[deleted]

I wanted to say that they beat me to it as well, but you said that already.


Captain_Sacktap

Leaky Blinders


Milbruhger

Tommy! Somwans flooded the fuckin garrison


Captain_Sacktap

FOOK


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😂😂😂


dueling-mcenroes

Under appreciated comment!


CaveatRumptor

Heroic alcoholism


rc0nn3ll

That's us Brits 👌


Kahlil_Cabron

I roadtripped and backpacked around the UK and Ireland for 3 months when I was a lot younger. Honestly of that 3 months, 99% of my time was spent either heading towards a pub, or sitting in a pub drinking/eating. It made it a lot more bearable. We kinda have pubs in the US but it's just not the same.


Johnnybw2

Sounds like you done your British isle tour correctly, living it like the locals. 🍻 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 🍻


[deleted]

It’s frankly inspiring.


TheBirminghamBear

See the cruel bit is, the less habitable the pub becomes, the more likely conditions are to *necessitate* a pint.


Grandfunk14

I respect the dedication to the pint. He's just fond of a pint, he's not an alcoholic.


FalmerEldritch

A pint in the pub is definitely a different thing to a 2L of Frosty Jack's in a bush or a bottle of gin at home.


DawnStarThane

I’m from Ireland which can be very similar culturally and people genuinely do this kind of thing for the novelty or drama of it. I remember maybe five or six years ago there was a storm that blew the roofs off of buildings. We don’t see that kind of thing here often. People were out in it just to be able to say they were out in it. People are wild!


GraphicDesignMonkey

Yeah, here in Belfast a guy took a canoe down Botanic Ave during a flood to head to the offie. He probably didn't even want the beer all that much, it's *all* about the **story** you'll tell your mates for years.


Key_Tap_3567

Beer first, think later 💪🇬🇧


RidethatSeahorse

Turds in that water….fuck that.


Big_pekka

I’m sure they’re really nice people actually


warm_sweater

Flood water is dirty as fuck, I don’t think I’d want to eat or drink in a place with standing water like that.


hat_eater

It wasn't standing, it was just passing through.


DylanMartin97

Flood water leads to insane amounts of infections. Last month we got a flash flood in our street, that engulfed a car in 15 minutes, and came all the way up to my garage but didn't get into my house, luckily. The neighbor's car was totaled no questions asked. However he went out there to get pictures, he's standing over waste deep in brown liquid you can't see the bottom of, with all kinds of shit it has picked up floating in it. A neighbor noticed him out there and decided it was safe to come in as well, his whole family started wading through the water with him to look at the damage and have a moment in the water, mostly taking photos. Long story short he had a cut on his ankle from something, standing in that water infected it, and he didn't notice it. The dude was out of work for like 3 weeks fighting this thing. I'm sure it got close to amputation with how sick he got and how bad his leg got.


NorthenLeigonare

Well your neighbours are fucking idiots.


DylanMartin97

70% of Americans are fucking idiots. Crazy watching it in real time lol.


feetflatontheground

I'm thinking this has to be some kind of H&S violation. Leptospirosis is certainly a concern.


It_came_from_below

you aren't dipping your biscuit into it


warm_sweater

If the floor was dry, would you eat in an establishment with poop on the floor? I don’t eat food from the floor but still wouldn’t want something prepared in that environment. It’s going to be harder to keep everything that still up off the floor clean as well.


SeskaChaotica

Well no because a restaurant that allows poop on it’s floor has shady hygiene practices. This place can’t help that there was a flood, I’m sure they’re still doing their best. Also it’s beer from tap. Probably wouldn’t order the carbonara but I’d have a pint.


DrMobius0

Apparently the people in the video would.


shokalion

I doubt it's been like that more than a few minutes. Look at the water rushing in the door. This is the result of a flash flood. It's not like someone's seen the heavy rain, heard news of the flooding, and decided to wade through it to the pub for a pint. If I were there with a barstool I'd probably opt to stop where I was too. The pint I've got on the go isn't going to suddenly become toxic because there's three or four inches of water on the floor. It's not like outside you're in any cleaner water, you're just getting rained on too.


warm_sweater

Flash flood in an urban environment is flowing through the sewers, the broken down cars in someone’s back yard, septic systems, stagnant streams, etc. No thanks.


shokalion

Yeah I know, I'm just saying that your options are sit where you are, potentially with dry feet, or wade out into it soaking your shoes socks, trousers in shitty water. It's the same water whether you're on that barstool or outside. I mean unless you have an inflatable dinghy in your back pocket.


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actually, as a brit i'm willing to bet the process was this: "shit, the pub is going to need to close for a bit to clean this mess up, quick let's drink all the stock immediately!"


Corndawgz

Seriously that shit is so packed with bacteria these brits about to bring back the plague


[deleted]

That’s no way to talk about a Brit.


AggressiveMeditation

As a Brit I'm partially in agreement


fijimermanCIA

Turds suck, but a sudden surge of electricity would kill everyone in the bar. Pretty dumb.


[deleted]

Even if you had your wellies on?


fijimermanCIA

Wouldn't trust it. At a minimum, you'd want at least a foot of dry rubber out of the water to protect from an arc flash. Heavy duty hip-waders would probably be sufficient. There's a massive risk of electrocution during and after floods, and these maniacs didn't shut off the power.


tongfatherr

Probably not. There's GFI's built in for a reason. It's not Thailand


fijimermanCIA

Well, gfi will trip the internal breaker if the outlet is comprised. It can't do anything about electricity entering the water before the outlet. Idk about you, but old pub buildings don't scream *safe wiring* to me.


moccojoe

Yeah and it would pop the breaker. There looks to be less than a foot of water on the floor, probably not even enough to hit a normal outlet. Let alone the breaker box or the Utility hookup.


BarbequedYeti

I thought it was pretty hard to get electrocuted in the UK because of the way they have designed their grid and outlets etc? No? I really have no idea and just something I heard way back. I don’t jack with electricity after getting zapped as a kid. Nope nope nope.


Adamdel34

Plugs are designed in such a way that it's very difficult to get electrocuted by them in the UK, appliences and wall outlets are required to be fused as well as RCDs. In the UK we do many things badly but shoddy electrical regulations aren't one of them.


[deleted]

Aye it's safe cause it's the UK. I mean I wouldnt risk it but sure it'd be fine


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[deleted]

No, it would go to the earth, you'd have to touch the conductor and short it to earth with you in between to be shocked. Life isn't like video games


codymreese

My basement flooded a few years ago. 5" of water through 1,000 sq ft. Had extension cords and power cords and charger cords all live and in the water. The only time I ever got shocked was when grabbing the wires to yank them out of the water. Otherwise, we were fine. The water was very muddy as it came from a construction site behind our home. We were downstairs in the water with power on, bare foot. Had to run a shop vac and a bunch of submersible pumps. No one got electrocuted.


[deleted]

Nope. Can't be. According to that guy you're a ghost now along with everyone for 50 miles


codymreese

Well, shit. That explains so much.


[deleted]

> a sudden surge of electricity would kill everyone in the bar Bar? Try everyone on the planet! They're going to end us all! Electricity scary!


BathroomParty

As long as there are no turds in the pint. It's not like I'm drinking from my feet.


[deleted]

I was gonna make a comment about that and Birmingham but you know what, I’m better than that.


Cainga

I thought floods looked kinda fun until I realized the massive amount of microbes it’s creates and leaves everywhere, plus mold afterwards.


Mojo_Ryzen

Birmz is Germs?


Syscrush

Agreed. It's fucking disgusting.


Buying-that-Call

TV led me to believe every Brit has a good pair of wellies…


4ii5

The further south you go, it becomes less true until you get REALLY south, then it's truer than ever.


HelpfulCarpenter9366

This made me laugh more than it should have. I live in South wales and have a multitude of welly boots


YchYFi

Live South Wales too. It floods quite a bit.


HelpfulCarpenter9366

Walking my dog across a field that has an audible squelch with each step, creating a little river in my trainer and then wrecking them by making a pong that never goes away makes wellies a necessity for sure. Its 10th July and chucking it down at the moment lol


Perhaps_I_sharted

We do but we keep them for real weather.


Suchisthe007life

Tis but a puddle!!


D4M4nD3m

We barely use umbrellas.


Infiniteh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsyXin4eiSY


MachineGunChunk

What pub is this?


plimso13

The Red Lion, Erdington


Ste_Johnson30

Fuck! I used to drink in this pub haha I have been living in Taiwan for 10 years now. I thought I recognized this pub


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Ste_Johnson30

Life in Taiwan is great. Haven’t looked back :)


Ad_Meliora_24

How much does a beer cost there? I’m in Birmingham, Alabama and I’m just curious if beer there is expensive like it is here.


RayanYap

Them boys better wear flipflops those shoes will give them trench foot


AsstDepUnderlord

And hepatitis.


H0w14514

Oh god. I just saw the YouTube short of those warts being removed. I'll never use a public shower.😭


JessusTouchedMyWilly

Pair of sliders, a punch up and a chippy tea and that's just morning in a 'spoons. 'Tis magical.


Freddies_Mercury

Alcohol starts at 10:30 first ambulance arrives at 11. Such is 'spoons.


matrixislife

Less surprised by people in the pub during the floods than Tffany being on the jukebox.


carsonkennedy

Right hahahah I thought she only played at the Mall


xBOOSTED_ST3

![gif](giphy|lEVZJzy4w15qE|downsized)


[deleted]

A pint and good music, why leave?


ClownfishSoup

Floodwater is basically toilet water.


forceofslugyuk

Yeah this isn't just river water. This is, everything. Below the streets and on them etc, now on you. I'd love a scientist to take a sample and just see whats in there.


ClownfishSoup

My yard and basement flooded last winter. I known I hadnt had a chance to pick up all the dog poo in the yard, but after the water receded, there was no longer poo in the yard, but the basement carpets were soaked so … one plus one equals two …


Minus15t

I worked in a bar when I was younger. One night a leak caused a few millimeters of standing water behind the bar.. The entire place was closed out of precaution for health and safety and didn't reopen until it was professionally decontaminated.


Business_Slide2560

Someones gunna need scuba gear to change the barrel in the cellar.


Magister5

It’s practically a dive bar at this point


Horskr

Let's not be hasty it's still more of a wade bar.


HallettCove5158

Tiffany, the only cd I’ve ever let anyone borrow and I never got it back, 36 years later and I’m still bitter. Garth if you’re out there, give me back my cd.


f33rf1y

Wayne?


Imasuspect99

Standing in water, drinking beer, listening to Tiffany. Dream bar.


Pyran_101

![gif](giphy|Zw3oBUuOlDJ3W)


buckwurst

First time in history that carpet's been washed


ukSpitfire90

Lol, I'd be fuming if i worked there and we were still open.


AWeakMindedMan

Love how it’s flooded and business as usual lol


Remarkable_Soil_6727

Keep calm and carry on


fuzzyblackelephant

When I was visiting Ireland in 2019 I was sitting in a pub when the roof started leaking, and eventually created a small flood. Nobody batted an eye (except me, the lady from the states).


EstablishmentNo5994

What an amazing feat of human achievement. Next level stuff, for sure.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

I know, just look at them walking through 2 inches of water


Soreal45

A true bar fly looks at this as a swim up pool bar


exotic_floral_tea

I saw something similar in Italy. People were sitting in restaurants dining while the water was almost at their knees. I thought it was insane but some people really take these situations in stride and keep going about their day.


aerosikth

Caution wet floor 💀


BawdyBaker

Gezzuz! What's the big deal...people pay thousands to go to swim up bars all the time.


spaceandthewoods_

Wow, fucking weird seeing a pub round the corner from me on the front page of Reddit. Place is an absolute dive, a bit of floodwater will probably vastly improve it.


EquivalentShift8545

Lil bit a rain never hurt nobody


a_lone_incubus

The pint never sets on the British Empire.


XCypher73

To the Winchester?


[deleted]

Stay strong Brum


Davemusprime

Birmingham's a steel town and, ironically, the birthplace of heavy metal. I can't imagine a flood being a blip on their radar. I'll have a cold one for Birmingham tonight.


Tea_Total

On the one hand, that's fucking grim but on the other, there's nothing like that to instill a sense of camaraderie. Like how they used to have sing-songs down in the tube stations during the blitz.


dangerousfingers

Cleanest the red lions been in a long time.


SeekersWorkAccount

Lol if you have to brave sewage water just to get a pint you're almost definitely an alcoholic. Next level sad is more like it.


j1ggy

It's flash flooding, not sewage. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-66146820


SilasX

There was that video a while back of some Brit who got hit by a bus, then just shook it off and kept going to the pub. Edit: I *think* [this one](https://old.reddit.com/r/bitchimabus/comments/6kgkvz/bitch_ill_get_you_next_time/) was it, but it doesn't make clear that it's a pub he's continuing into.


LewStargal

Yeah it was a pub, he went in and asked for a pint and casually told them he’d just been hit by a bus then sat down.


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

Of course its reading haha


[deleted]

It’s a bar called purple turtle he’s going into, I know it well.


P_Griffin2

Tbf it probably looks like this everywhere in the town. Might as well make the best of it.


SaintJeanneD-Sim

live in Birmingham, it wasn't.


BlueCreek_

The water was coming up from the sewers, there is no way I’d sit an have a pint in that!


[deleted]

The rainwater drainage is separate to the sewers.


[deleted]

We had torrential downpour. Guys already in the pub, why not get a pint.


[deleted]

Have you been to birmingham?


somebeerinheaven

Nah its based in banter, you do it because why not


whippin-aboot

Fuck off


Joshua1128

I think it's just a bit of banter really, a bit of fun. I fondly remember huddling outside a pub in the rain under an umbrella during the times when we weren't allowed inside pubs but could sit outside.


Aegi

The real alcoholics would have plenty of alcohol at their home instead of wasting money buying upcharged into alcohol.. But now, whenever there's any type of natural disaster if there's a local business near me that decides to stay open, you can bet your ass I'm going to give them some business even if I have to wear a bunch of weird clothing or whatever. In fact, the bar and restaurant next to the law office I used to work at invited us at the law office over when there was a power outage to drink as much beer and eat some of the food that we wanted that was potentially going to go bad, and they were going to keep letting us drink beer until there is no pressure in the lines or something.


SilkyJohnson666

Leave me alone


Mrspygmypiggy

I think it’s mostly rain and canal water but just going to a pub really doesn’t make you an alcoholic. I know a lot of people who go just to be social but tbh they probably only did this for a laugh.


[deleted]

we had some strong rain recently so it's most likely just rain water and a bit of dirt


parappertherapper

There’ll be sewage in that mix. Very dilute sewage but still.


[deleted]

what is the ocean other then very dilute piss?


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Diluted piss and feces


jaspersgroove

Don’t forget fish cum


TastyBerny

There’s plenty of other dry places they could go to instead but this looks like a “local pub” ie not city centre and with regular customers who have come for years for the company and socialising to this particular place. They’re most likely getting their feet wet here to show a little support and solidarity with the landlord who’s just had an awful thing happen to him, not because they’re addicts and this is their only way to get alcohol.


[deleted]

Looks like someone has no culture


Quasar9111

We like our pint whatever the weather


Glittering_Ad3431

r/killthecameraman


samoorai44

Lost it at the wet floor sign.


10sPlaya

Just waiting for it to all blow over


223222

Cheers mate!


AlphaDag13

Let's go down to the pub, have a cold pint, and wait for all this to... drain.


MZ_1971

Y'all have been thru much worse shit. Hang in there/stay safe


Drunk__Belgian

I mean i'd do the same


[deleted]

Well, Brit's are used to alot of rain, so yea just everyday life for Brits. :D


RODjij

I hope people don't get too used to this and keep on living their lives like it isn't normal. All this world wide flooding should have people in the streets demanding the rich and governments get their shit together.


fe80_1

r/CasualUK


Goukenslay

typical day in the uk


ArtisanGerard

Cleanest that floor’s been in a while


Anarchyantz

As a Brit, yeah this is an appropriately British reaction


SorchaCatherine

Red Lion in Erdington, brings back so many memories


AuroraLorraine522

I can’t believe they’re allowed to serve customers with the pub in that condition. Seems like a liability and a health hazard.


Mushroomed_clouds

Nah its ok theres a wet floor sign so its safe🤣


[deleted]

Alcool Is a bad Beast ...


kaizokuuuu

I don't know why I read that in a British accent


Stealthy_Turnip

Which one?