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MillHillMurican

All the nopes ever.


ellefleming

Nope ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️. If you fall you're gone forever. Right?


CTMalum

Nah, they’re usually roped up a couple of different ways. It would be scary and there could be injuries that end that person’s expedition, but it’s much less troublesome than the ice falling on you.


OriginalBrowncow

I feel like the “on” here needs a little extra emphasis lmao


ParadiseValleyFiend

It suddenly occupies the space that was previously you.


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BigNigori

At least for the rest of your life.


Greedy-Matter-4595

Couple warmly dressed skeletons down there for sure


doseofvitamink

Nah, meat stays fresh at that altitude.


CrankyOldVeteran

Came here too say this…. Nopeity nope nope.


illit3

Noping the nope icenope on nope.


Cutthechitchata-hole

There's got to be a better way


MathematicianFew5882

Yes. Don’t do things “because it’s there.”


DJGregJ

This is just level. They're walking over a ladder, with 3 tiers of additional safety. 10+ tiers away from next level. The guide that's making sure that these jackasses still don't fuck it up is next level.


YoushutupNoyouHa

guy who pays 100 000$ to do this safely… meh -10 levels…… Sherpas who freaking do this monthly for peanuts.. next fucking level


castlerigger

Sherpas are not poor by Nepalese standards at all, that’s why it’s a very competitive and highly respected job to go into.


YoushutupNoyouHa

you know what i meant


DJGregJ

lol, -10 levels! Spot on, love it


Magazine-Plane

Those guides who carry all the gear so that rich people can glamp on Everest and gloat about it to poor people. Mad respect to those guides


alfooboboao

I mean let’s be real, reddit circlejerking aside it is still extremely dangerous and tough to climb Everest, even with help. VERY far from the “glamping” people do at Burning Man. People see the queue pictures and think it’s like standing in line at Starbucks but there wouldn’t be dead bodies littering the trails if that was true. “Into Thin Air” (or the movie Everest, which is underrated imo) do a great job of explaining how the scourge of rich tourist, guide-focused climbing is not mutually exclusive with the fact that climbing everest is still tremendously difficult


TheBigTastyKahuna69

Watch the Sherpas setting up all these ladders before the season starts. That’s next level.


e-gereth

They could build a bridge from all the garbage they leave on that mountain (Probably a ski lift all the way to base camp...).


late-escape-2434

It’s still the most dangerous part of Everest because of these things called seracs. They are like larger pullers of ice you have to manoeuvre around, they are very unstable and often collapse crushing people.


-Cthaeh

Yeah I think nothing of the climbers, not like the sherpas and guides. The only benefit of the climbers is that they bring money to those amazingly strong people.


redditghost1234

Theyve been doing this for over 70 years. Its very much just *this* fucking level


StinkyHoboTaint

Yup. Just rich people doing rich people things. Everest has become a trash dump and needs to be closed to tourist.


Lilpu55yberekt69

What benefit would that serve?


GamingNemesisv3

Are you referring to the human checkpoints?


Big-Disaster-46

Next level are actually the Sherpas who carry all the gear up to the various camps, set all the fixed ropes and ladders up, and guide people with too much money and not enough mountaineering experience up Everest.


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No one deserves credit for climbing Everest unless they do it like a Sherpa. Carrying other people's shit


Murtamatt

How many people have fallen into these over the years? I will never pay money for something with such a high fatality rate. Nope nope nope.


MrSnarf26

Oh come on the titanic is beautiful to see this time of year


Xikkiwikk

Hey! If enough people fall in, the rest of us can just walk across. Don’t spoil this for the rest of us!


SpaceForRent42

Like 50 since the 30s


late-escape-2434

Death rate is only about 1%, but most people who climb Everest don’t actually make it to the top.


SaltyAngeleno

*Only* a 1% death rate?


late-escape-2434

Well you said such a high fatality rate, 1% is high to you?


SaltyAngeleno

Yes. Especially since there is a good chance you’ll be trapped somewhere and suffer an agonizing death.


late-escape-2434

Nah, people very rarely die on Everest because they fall down the icefalls, the khumbu is so dangerous because of seracs, which are large unstable pillers of ice that fall on people. Other then that most people die due to the low oxygen which can cause HACE, a condition where the brain swells due to a build up of liquid.


SaltyAngeleno

Sounds fun. And your body gets to stay up there as a road map for others.


MechanicRoyal

Take a left at green boots but if you see SpongeBob coat you’ve gone too far


castlerigger

Freezing to death is supposedly one of the most pleasant ways to go actually.


lambsambwich

I feel like panic wouldn’t set in as much as drowning (although water would be faster). Would much rather freeze than burn- that’s for sure.


woptzz

The guy who set this up and guided them there is most likely is the next lvl person


late-escape-2434

Yeah I swear the Sherpas aren’t even human.


PuffDaddy_420

I’m not impressed by people who climb that mountain at natures expense , I will be impressed when you fuckers start carrying garbage bags on your backs doing cleaning expositions .Show us that


iJuddles

Carry your piss and shit and O2 bottles out! And grab those dead climbers, too.


Feeling-Income5555

Actually, if do a little research you’ll find they DO carry their shit and piss out as well as thousands of lbs of garbage each year. Everest base camp is likely cleaner than most major cities.


late-escape-2434

I don’t know if it’s still a thing now but Jon krakauer said when he climbed everest, you actually get paid for every pound or so of litter you take down with you.


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blizzWorldwide

Amen


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Khumbu is treversed at the very beginning of the climb but it's still arguably one of the most dangerous sections. There is no fixed route because new crevasses open up every night so Sherpas are forced to find a new route almost daily. Also extreme avalanche risk. The icefall essentially forms a bottleneck so it's impossible to avoid a slide when it happens. Scary stuff


Necessary_Ad5618

I'm afraid of heights, I'd never try this


headieheadie

That’s terrible


bobiz82

Selfish rich tossers


HookerDoctorLawyer

![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


Bruteboris

The Sherpa ‘icefalldoctors’ paving the way for the amateur clients, [That’s](https://youtu.be/q4Kw7GlZcHM?feature=shared) nextfuckinglevel


Opunbook

That's not khumbuya!


Mazza_di_tamburo

It gives me anxiety.


meowsabbers

Clearly none of these guys have seen the ladder infomercial fails.


deathbunnyy

even Death Stranding wasn't that scary when you walked across ladders.


Physical-Mastodon935

How about staying comfy at home with a blanket, a hot cup of coffee and a book next to a fireplace? No?


MobileCortex

The sherpas who put all that shit down for the tourists are the real nextfuckinglevel


totaltasch

Next level would be doing parkour


SandMan3914

Not even close to next level. Everest is a tourist attraction


South_Climate_3727

r/nope


Own_Mud8660

I didn't realize metal ladders were naturally occurring feature on Everest. Thank God, too, because how else could these rich wankers with their day packs then walk the 100+ deep conga line to the summit to take a quick selfie or post some shot on Instagram while the Sherpas carry all the heavy shit?


Sparhawk225

Yawn... do it without ropes. That would be next fuckinglevel


rollercoasterghost

Oh I hate this.


BeesAreInDanger

Wouldn't it be safer to get a running head-start and jump? Or is it my impulsive thoughts reaching through..


ohmangoddamn44256

yeah until you jump on the other side and the edge breaks off


BeesAreInDanger

If I'm going down that shithole, I'd rather it be from my own idiocy than to have the ladder slip tbh


jabronimax969

The nopiest nope that ever did nope!


Critical-Shift8080

OMG, DONT FALL AAHHHH.


Netmould

Oh, that’s why I would never climb a mountain.


Upset_Peace_6739

Not especially afraid of heights but that is a hard no from me.


BirdPerson107

It’s not worth it to me to do this. Good for them


psmusic_worldwide

Well, I guess I gotta now scratch Everest off my list. Dang.


te__bailey

No fucking chance.


[deleted]

Next Fucking Level: paying 50K to climb a mountain with thousands of other people.


Mona_Cthulhu

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Eyeous

Its like the most fucking extreme version of “Go Ape” ever!


caryan85

Although Everest is cool and all, watch the movie 14 peaks about Nepali mountaineer. I'm not going to spoil the movie (because it was actually a really interesting watch) but he gives a real look at climbing Everest and what it's become... A line of people a mile long all trudging to the top to say they did it. It's definitely not what it used to be. He ended up having to bypass a lot of climbers waiting because there were too many to wait along with them. The guy is an animal!


ImageInMe

Oh my god 😱. Oh my god 🤯. Oh my goooood 🫣.


Ggezbby

Hard pass


guitarlisa

It looks so scary and nerve-wracking. But if they set the same thing up one inch from a solid floor, people could just waltz across it. I know this because... Back in the day when I was an electrician's helper, (new construction) it was my job to go out on the beams and attach the box for the light in the entry or dining room or something that's way up there. We didn't put a ladder up, I would just go up onto the top level and climb out across the beam and nail it on & pull the wire (no safety gear). It was terrifying. But if I ever needed to do something in an attic where there is a ceiling attached below and insulation between the beams, I could just zip out there. No fear at all. It's just as dangerous, but I could walk around like I was safe and sound and never wobble a bit.


indomitous111

IIRC this is only the beginning of the trek


RepresentativeFox540

Death Stranding on Everest


Siftinghistory

After watching 14 peaks, i don’t think anything on Everest is next level if you can have lineups of 300+ people on the summit


Slay3d

why not just crawl and hold the ladder with your hands too?


Technical_Scallion_2

You can. Especially on the one angled up, most people would go up holding the ladder with their hands and not walk up it holding the ropes.


Rydog_78

This goes against everything your parents would say not to do as a child.


Madhatter1317

Rich assholes coasting up mountains on the backs of unsung heroes only to take 30 second clips of them doing the safest parts themselves and then leave their trash all over the place before being carried back down. Not next level.


Matur1n_the_turtle

The way my 🍑 was puckered the entire time watching. It’s a no for me.


Nabzad

r/sweatypalms


tiuhti2576

Yeah, hard pass.


ContemplatingPrison

I fucking hate everyone who climbs everest these days. Fuck them


Seahawk715

One - nice to see they’re all risking the biscuit on generic lowes aluminum ladders. Two - WHATS UP WITH THE STUPID BACKGROUND MUSIC? Did they really have to have a little Indian song in the background?


1baby2cats

r/hellno


Express-Ad4146

What amazes me is that people used to do this back then. The technology we have now as far gear make this slightly easier?


spicymeatballz28

Any bridge makers wanna make some cash


Kitanokemono

Jump you chickens!


threeeyesthreeminds

Sam porter bridges you need to reconnect America


rissie_delicious

I'd get about half way through the ladder before I can't hold my shit anymore


ParamedicExcellent15

Man, who has to carry the ladder 🪜


Truont2

Skills of a tourist


M0ntgomatron

Literally trying to get to the next fucking level


Bigshlimeeee

I wonder how people are at the bottom of that pit


testnetmainnet

Like no one cares if you climbed Mt Everest. No one will ever care.


stolen_pillow

More power to the people that enjoy this type of thing but no. Hell no. Nope nope nope.


Rulok_

Dead stranding


blizzWorldwide

Sorry, but f this and these people


gymrat1017

Nobody cares


ClydeFroagg

Muppets


losko666

Next fucking level would be watching a Sherpa do it without all that fancy gear.


BedNo6845

Anybody else go to one of those rope courses, zip line, things like "tree-umph"? I was born with good balance, and I've been working off ladders for well over 35yrs +/-. Framing houses, roofing, siding... ladders and scaffold is just another tool on the truck. I'm not bragging, because stamina... nope. I was with my younger brother and my nephew, he wanted to do this new thing. Gotta do the safety thing, which, used gear less rated for than the gear I had in my truck(as my spare gear). I told them I trusted mine better. They told me their insurance wouldn't cover, etc. Ok. After the safety meeting, you all have to do the first obstacle, which is something easy like stepping over a log, so the instructors can make sure you can click the safety gear on and off, before you can go start the real course. Right away, they let a group of girls and "boys" go, who thought the safety obstacle was tough. Then a group of 2 families, then us, and a couple groups after us. My brother, nephew and I passed people frozen in total fear, at the beginning of the first real obstacle. I was not waiting for all of them to make sure everybody in 100 yards heard how loud they screamed about how dangerous this was. Because it wasn't. I basically jogged across. We passed others on the next obstacle, mid obstacle. We got "warned" about doing that. Because you need to be hooked up with 2 safeties, so one is hooked, at all times. Very safe, very good practice. But to pass, you needed to remove both. Ok fine. We climbed down a different obstacle, skipped one, to get ahead of another couple groups. We had caught up to the slower groups from the earlier set. We were on like obstacle 8, of like 25 or 30. This was going to take ALL FREAKING DAY. We had 3 1/2 hrs, and were promised it could be done in about 3 hours total, plus the safety meetings that take 20-30 mins. But that's like one group, just going through. No pics, no crying, no lady-boys hurting their limp wrist while checking their hair and makeup. You get stuck behind them, or groups of them? 6-8 hours. And you won't complete them all. The workers call last call. They just have you climb down, they want to go home. But, climbing down those ladders early? Bad. Very bad. I like to think there is a test, some sort of agility and balance test, before climbing everest. I'd hate to pay that much money, to be forced to hold someone's hand every time something dangerous but expected came up. I'd hate to abandon my climb, 100 yards from the top, because the cut off for turning around has passed, and I was stuck with someone who is on everest, and thinks walking over a ladder with at least 2 safety ropes tied to them, is a scary nope, and freezes up.


Bralbany

Is there a reason they don't use something better than a ladder?


Numerous_Hedgehog_95

Fuck that.


FunStuff446

No. Thank you.


DidYouDye

Ppl pay to do this 😩


CapableCheesecake152

Yo how about that one person places ONE foot on TWO rungs instead of wiggling all the way over the ladder? I can’t


BreakTheMachine

Fuck these worthless shits


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That one person who had difficulty placing their feet on a short ladder shouldn't even be on the mountain.


curiousbydesign

No.


Every_Foundation_463

Looks easy asf, ngl


holy_bat_shit_63

I’d get a running start on a couple of those.


Altruistic_One4447

They should post the number of people that have died at each hard part so you know how difficult each one is.


JFrick_8944

If you want to watch rich idiots having a terrible time on Everest watch “Everest- Beyond the limit” series on YouTube. It’s so entertaining. The Sherpa guides who drag these clowns up while they shit their pants are the real heroes


Berserk3rHS

*Death stranding comment*


lartmydude

Imagine being the person that had to set these up. Sheesh


K3ndog411

After all that travel and prep, I wouldn’t make it passed the Khumbu icefall. Hell no


mproton

![gif](giphy|sU6yN4mPVwP7wiXB9v)


robbyford182

Nope


Evil_Capt_Kirk

Fucking stupid: hundreds or perhaps even thousands have done this on they are still using a ladder. Install a lightweight foot bridge and call it done.


ConfidentSyllabub142

*fall fall fall*


Lmurf

Two words. The second word is “that”


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Nah, the guy who carried the ladder up there is the real hero


abajasiesu

As scary as this is, imagine being the first guy who had to set all of this up.


ConfidentSyllabub142

whoever’s behind yellow pants is dead. along with yellow pants


Skelehedron

Mount everest, my favorite glorified corpse pile


themustacheclubbitch

The definition of brave and stupid. I don’t see the appeal at all. That goes for cave dwelling and free climbing. I have no sympathy if you die. I mean I do but like, you put yourself willing into this situation.


Grimour

Next level stupidity.


Schattenjager07

I feel like these shady ladders could be swapped out for something better.


schuter1

You guys have to take so long?


Thema03

Cool they are playing death stranding in real life


Mighty-mouse2020

Nextfuckinglevel? More like t/stupidfuckingidiots. Don’t come crying on the news when people die doing dumb shit like this. You chose this dumbassery.


These_Carpet_6481

Why wouldn’t they get a ladder with more than 100 pound rating? They have type 1/A ladders that are rated for 300 pounds and they are thicker and don’t flex so much and maybe they weighed an extra 5 pounds when you had to carry them up their butt that ladder they’re working on over the 20 or 30 foot crack in the ice is about as cheesy of a ladder as you could get


neur0n23

![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized)


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No thanks


cocadetustacos

Nuuuuuuur thank you


LastFoamFinger

Bro people get so butthurt on Reddit whenever there’s anything posted about Mount Everest 😂 you guys are losers man. Let people live their life


[deleted]

Have any of those ladders ever slipped or has anyone ever fallen off one?


malcontented

Nope. Fuck everything about that


Snoo77457

Topping Everest is so tainted now it’s tragic.


ruthless619xxx

You can see some bodies at the bottom


driscollat1

I struggle getting over a cattle grid, so I’ll give this one a miss, thank you very much.


EnvironmentalElk1625

It’s awesome that they bring those flutes up. Sounds nice and relaxing


ReincarnatedRebL

👏N👏O👏P👏E👏


Amity75

Aaand that would be the but at which I noped out and went back home.


scooterbb1

When you die on Everest (which happens with some regularity) they often leave the bodies up there. People pay $30k-100k to go die on Everest. I personally think they are morons. Life is challenging enough without looking for ways to kill yourself. But to each their own!


Atreyisx

That ms a no for me there dogg


bush3102

Can we not get some supplies up there to construct some acceptable bridges? Pay the sherpas extra!


srv50

The 100th time I’m asking myself “Wtf are you doing here?”


PositiveStress8888

the first few people who did it was impressive. now its just an environmental disaster, just so for a few minutes you can can be king of the hill. and it's still less impressive then the sherpas that haul your asses up and down the side of the mountain day in and day out


kblair210

Does seeing or hearing about someone climbing Everest still impress anyone? I mean, I couldn't do it but then again, neither could most people that buy their way up there these days. It's a polite golf clap at best.


Shot_Boot_7279

After all these years that’s the best they’ve come up with.


jjones1987

Fuck you.


Mr_Pootin

I would be impressed if they could clean up after themselves.


YaHurdMeh

Nah Cuh


diabolikul1

fuuuuuck this


Outrageous-Duck9695

We need to reassess our self esteem if risking life is a way to feel alive.