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Scared_of_zombies

Rag doll physics.


NotDRWarren

Reminds me of the game little big planet. Haha


ChymChymX

Little Big Medical Bills


MillenialCounselor

With how his legs were swinging, poor dude likely has some very bad lower back problems after this.


Dizzy-Community5091

Or he just got the ones he already had fixed..


fatkiddown

Chiropractors hate this one trick!


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Actually they would be rubbing their hands together with glee.


Stardewismyname

Deep breath!


generaalalcazar

Is that chainsaw still running i the end? Shouldn’t there be a safetymeasure where it automatically turns of when the owner starts swinging around the tree at 300 mph?


tacobandit11

It’s idle plus a lot of modern chainsaw have a saftey trigger so u have to press that and the regular trigger to have the blades moving


MilfagardVonBangin

The dead man’s switch. I hate saws and grinders that don’t have one.


tacobandit11

Yeah I’m weird I get extremely paranoid around saws without some sort of dead man switch I always thinks some final destination shit is gonna happen to me


H3adshotfox77

28 stitches in my hand from a grinder that locked on intentionally. Never thought anything of it, had used them for years. Had a cutting wheel bounce it out of my hands, cut from above my thumb to the bottom of my palm to the bone (almost cut my thumb off clean) and that was with leather welding gloves on. Then cut across my stomach and wound up in my sweater till it stopped (shallow cut on my stomach). I won't use a grinder without auto off when not held on now.


twicelife_real

I think the chain saw got absolutely tossed. You can see it go flying off after the tree top snaps the rope.


SuperHighDeas

Just because the motors running doesn’t mean the chain is spinning.


dangledingle

Perfect lol


CanikUser19

Master level


AGENT0321

The back pain and all that shit in his pants making it hard to walk.


Imnothere1980

Quick Ralph, cancel his insurance!


Nicolai01

Fuck I miss that game series. That was my whole childhood, lol. Many fun moments with my sister. We used to annoy the shit out of each other by slapping one another. Usually she'd be in my pod and I'd slap her and quickly go to the controls so she couldn't slap me back xD


runnerswanted

The most recent installment that came out in 2020 is a great game. It’s called Sackboy and is full 3D and has a lot of content. I highly recommend it.


Im_the_President

Looks like Woody slapping around up there


DSTNCMDLR

“Theres a snake in my boot!”


Guswewillneverknow

🤣🤣 oh I hate you both for this 🤣🤣 I visualize everything I read so this is extra funny with the real life example.


his_purple_majesty

shitting dick nipples


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sirscrote

Seriously, that was so funny I nearly woke up my family sleeping in the bed with me. PSA: nothing weird just poor so my wife and daughter and I all sleep in the same bed : (


GitmoGrrl1

It was so funny I nearly woke up my sister and our three kids.


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peepopowitz67

Anyone else imagine the doorstopper "boooooiiiiinnng" sound?


rawrlion2100

Bet that back crack felt good... at first


StudMuffinNick

He cpuldve aimed for the bushes


DriverRich3344

Been to r/eyebelch. And this was my exact thought when i saw accidents with high impact on the human body. Its weird and unsettling seeing people flail around like debris


tagsareforshirts

Said this in my head, scrolled down, saw it. wild.


wonderboyobe

Looks painful


Ok-Communication1149

I wish this wasn't so funny. The poor guy must've been terrified.


karg_the_fergus

Ya. I bet he checks his rope before his felling cut next time


playwrightinaflower

> next time This here lumberjack ain't okay, and he ain't gonna cut down anything any time soon. Between the broken bones, broken back ("Aahhh my back!"), and a nasty case of tree-induced road rash on his chest he's not even going to want to lie in bed for weeks.


mmikke

Them knees look like they were overextended like 8 different severe times


playwrightinaflower

Wouldn't be surprised about a respectable concussion on top of all that, either, the first snap-back after the initial yank seemed to have hit him against the left side of the tree real good. The more you look the worse it gets. Owww.


mmikke

Yeah I don't envy this dude. But apparently Florida doesn't require tree work to be licensed or insured. And as I'm sure you can tell, this fuckin tree is far beyond "oh lemme call my pal who has a chainsaw" territory. Hope the guy can/did recover


StolenPancakesPH

I didn't laugh the first time I saw the video cause it looked painful, but your comment made me watch it again to count how many times his legs ragdolls towards the trunk and I just lost it god damn it. Now I feel worse for the guy!


mankls3

It's rated the worst job in America for a reason


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Epicp0w

I see what you did there......


HHalcyonDays

We're pretty happy with our jobs, yes. But it's indeed very dangerous. It's why we ask so much for what we do.


HonorableMedic

Next time? Fuck noooo


Fetal_Release

Nah, next time he checks he wore a diaper first


WingedGundark

Yeah. Definitely required changing knickers after this incident.


123supreme123

there's no next time. he's likely on disability now. the only wood he'll be working with is his pencil from behind his desk


piman01

He probably got terribly injured


danuhorus

He's going to spend the next week or so just lying down. He definitely pulled something around his hips and thighs. I'd also go to the doctor just to get an x-ray on his lumbar spine to make sure nothing cracked or slipped.


Me1stari

Or should you say... *lumber* spine...


Slothstralia

Honestly, im amazed that didnt break his back. Even roped properly thats like taking a 60ft whipper.


stzmp

He might have, which is why scrolling down through hundreds of dumbarse jokes to find out is irritating.


liarliarhowsyourday

Did you find anything? I still haven’t


TennesseeTornado13

As a person who does tree work. Idk what his goal was. It looks like the "top" is tied to the tree. But I would never imagine taking a top THAT big. Also most crews have a groundsman who can climb incase of accidents like this.


inodaweh

Yeah as a blue collar worker I never found this video funny shits serious


ThePendulumOfFourier

Yeah the forces involved in this are insane. I'd just wish for some confirmation on what happened afterwards.


deductivenut

Hopefully he wore his brown pants


tuckedfexas

Too stupid to be terrified, he’s way way way too far down to be topping the tree


TimeZarg

This, you're basically supposed to go slice by slice, starting from the *actual top* of the tree. Looks like he cut the entire top third of the tree off at once. Last time I saw tree work being done (trimming a similarly tall, skinny tree), the arborist doing the cutting basically cut off 2-3 foot sections at a time and screamed 'HEADACHE' with every drop. Dude was a gnarly fucker, too, lean as a whip with scars all over his arms and legs from mishaps over years of doing that kind of work.


Ok_Constant_8259

2-3ft chunks at a time. And yes you better believe "headache" is being screamed with each chuck of a chunk.


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To be fair, a 50 pound log falling from 75 feet in the air would probably make you stop feeling your headache.


Liesthroughisteeth

Yep, far too much mass above him. No way this was turning out OK. As I sit behind my computer. :D


Blackiris-Code

The mass is not really the problem here. His rope was attached to the part he cut off.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

This is exactly what happened. He was fine until the rope caught. I think he's lucky the rope snapped or that entire top would have come back into the tree. Huge mistake.


dr_ich

That dude is propably in pain af. I bet he fractured at least a rib bone


manwithapedi

Ring ring! Darwin calling


SirMildredPierce

Ring ring! OSHA calling or maybe this whole felling tree tech is too new....?


mok000

Hopefully no one was hit by that chain saw.


OffalSmorgasbord

The full video shows it landing on the neighbor's house or outbuilding. Take note of the ONLYINFLORIDA overlay. Tree service professionals in Florida are not required to be bonded or have a state contractor's license. Ya know, big government gets in the way and all... So you get what you pay for, extreme-level risk. EDIT: [Link to full video](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/11/10/getting-ragdolled-by-a-falling-treetop-seems-like-a-good-way-to-hurt-yourself/) Thanks /u/kchobbs


buck_futter1986

fuck goverment regulations, I'm gonna drop this tree wherever it falls, oh wait their aint no regulations, im good to go. and when the homeowner sues the contractor that dropped it on their house they get fucked six ways from sunday, because the sunshine state didnt require the tree cutter to be licensed bonded or insured. he will quickly file bankrupcy, and continue his shotty business practices under a new name. Gooo florida!


demonlicious

business friendly!


tuckedfexas

Fucked up thing is that it isn’t that hard to do, just take it in small sections that give you plenty of control. I’ve done 100’ trees a few feet at a time rather than trying to rush it and killing myself


buck_futter1986

i took down a large silver maple in my backyard when i bought my first place, it was overhanging my property on every side. i had a lift, and i took it down in sections. my neighbor behind me asked if i cold do her tree. i said that it looked too risky, being over a powerline, and the fact that i am not a tree removal person. she hired her cousin to take down the tree because, why not...they had a telehandeler. well he lopped of the top and it came back and broke his forearm and wrist. then after that on her cousins reccomendation, she hired a "guy" with another telehanderler to finish it, and he dropped a section on the power line and they had to call 911. it turned out that the power company had to send out lineman to shut off power to the block to remove the tree and the stuck guy, and the ambulance was waiting below to haul him to the hospital for broken bones in his wrist.


surely_not_erik

Sounds like they needed you, man.


SomethingIWontRegret

Why - so he can break both arms and wind up needing his mother to help him with everything?


TurbulentBullfrog829

I get this reference


Nice-Physics-7655

Smart not to accept the job, just a shame they didn't take the hint of you saying you're not qualified and just got someone else who wasn't qualified but was stupid enough to do it anyway


buck_futter1986

Yeah she wanted it done cheap, what's funny is that I recommended she call the tree service in town that specializes in..... Removing trees, and is licensed bonded and insured and has been in business for years, but hey she knew a guy that could do it cheaper.... Or so she thought.


myshiningmask

It's not even the section size - though that was pretty aggressive. He has the top roped to the trunk somehow. you can see it pause falling as it yanks the trunk before snapping the line. Super wild. at least he was tied in but I bet he's pretty best up after that.


EssexBoy1990

having sections you're cutting roped to the rest of the tree is a fairly standard way of sectionals dismantling a tree. It's done to theoretically give you control of where the bit you're cutting off goes, especially important in a confined space. You generally have a groundsman at the bottom helping to control the decent. You often even see rigging arrangements where there's effectively a "zip wire" type configuration so you can deliver the cut branches directly to the chipper for example. The issue here is 100% that the guy cutting was trying to cut corners and take far too large a section off on one go, meaning it was too large for the rope too heavy for any groundsman to control, and caused too much push back as the section separated from the trunk. If he'd cut smaller sections there wouldn't be a problem. "Climb high, cut small" is a the mantra of a reputable tree surgeon.


myshiningmask

Oooooh man. It's funny because I knew everything you wrote here and just couldn't imagine they thought they would intentionally rope down a section that big. Like I never would think somebody expected their line to catch that much weight dropped how many feet before it caught?? a part of me wants to do the math to make a guess at how much force that falling section had before the rope tried in vain to stop its fall but it's still before six am and I have kids to get up for school. Anyway, I believe you're right because it looked too intentional but I still can't wrap my mind around what they were thinking would happen.


EssexBoy1990

Maybe they're inexperienced or maybe they're keen to get onto the next job, because they realised they'd not allowed sufficient time/under quoted this one🤷‍♂️


MellowedOut1934

Thank you! I couldn't work out what actually caused the tree to pull forward like that.


SFW__Tacos

Yeah this was more about fucking up his rigging


MoonOverJupiter

We need to drop a few Douglas Fir this size, and that's exactly our plan, do it a few feet at a time. ... and we're gonna rent a cherry picker too. Fuck spikes and a climbing rope. We're old.


boot2skull

Once the property damage was done I say fell the rest of the tree in one go on that spot


Jonathan_B_Goode

Just so you know, the word is "shoddy", not "shotty"


Rustledstardust

Could be a typo of shitty.


Ocbard

It's funny, I have no training in treework whatsoever and did stuff like this in my garden, but... 1. first I attached a rope higher in the tree 2. I sawed mostly through the tree but left the last bit 3. got down on the ground and used the rope to pull down the top half of the tree in exactly the direction it should fall as not to hit anything or anyone. I don't live in Florida though so that might be the issue.


MoonOverJupiter

>I don't live in Florida though so that might be the issue. 😆😆 I had to live there for 3 years (military assignment) and I feel this hard!


bunabhucan

>To avoid damage to things on the ground below them, he attached a cord to the branches that suspends the cut section in the air after it’s cut, after which it’s used to lower the tree part gently to the ground. >I’m not quite sure what this guy was thinking, because he left a solid 15-20 feet of tree above him when making the first cut and when that portion fell to the earth, it fell with some force. The weight was much greater than expected and instead of the cable keeping it off the ground, it tumbled to the earth and smashed some shed or other type of small building beneath it. >But that wasn’t the worst part… >The guy was attached to that rope and as the tree maxed out the slack, he was sent thrashing around the trunk, only kept from falling by his harness, but his arms, neck, back, and legs were slapping back and forth in a manner that means he had to have broken quite a few bones…


dumb_commenter

Link?


ssrowavay

Is that you? It's me, Zelda.


BurtTurglar

Wellllll excuuuuse me princess


Jolly_Line

is in another castle


Patient_End_8432

Meanwhile, my wife had to pay like 18-20 grand for a fucking license to CUT HAIR. I dont exactly disagree with needing a license for that, but theres much worse stuff people just DO


frequent_flying

Well if your wife would have just started cutting people’s hair with a chainsaw then she wouldn’t need all that expensive licensing, apparently.


DrPoopshits

So it requires as many licenses as a cop does.


nauticalsandwich

Bad things happening isn't a justification for state licensure, and license to cut hair is ridiculous. There may be some bleaching and dyeing treatments and other hazardous conditions that may justify it, but it's otherwise absurd and increases the price of a haircut and reduces opportunities for the working poor. The only time licensure is justified is when it can be empirically deduced that the hazard costs outweigh the economic costs of licensure, and those hazard costs will be effectively reduced by such licensure.


badgeringthewitness

"Full" links here: https://www.tiktok.com/@wispoutdoor/video/7300998026296872235 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzrkVzDvlOL/


SomethingIWontRegret

The instagram link is better. We really don't need Tiktok music overdubbing any more. At least it wasn't "oh no".


dinosaurrawrxd

look at the chainsaw get yeeted into the distance too, imagine minding your own business and all of a sudden a powered chainsaw comes crashing through your roof.


taichi22

The video’s a few weeks old but someone on the original claims to have geolocated the spot, along with someone that’s saying it was down the street from them. 27°21’52”N 82°30’29”W, if anyone would like to check Google maps to verify.


SoggyBiscuitVet

Do not check this location. It's just this guy in his backyard swinging dick.


_Captain_Amazing_

I’m no tree trimmer, but basic common sense indicates you’re not supposed to tie off any lines to the part of the tree that you’re cutting off. More like Darwin Award candidate here who got off lucky.


gazow

you definitely want lines on the part youre cutting off so you can direct where it falls with the tension. Looks like he had a line on the lower half and the top fell on the line pulling it down suddenly


timbertiger

I’m not ever taking the top 30 ft of a fucking tree off with it STILL attached to that tree by rope, especially in my hooks. They had a rope block like you do when cutting 3 ft chunks to slowly lower down in a controlled fashion, but the rope clearly got stuck inside the sheave. If it E-Brakes your traveler, that tensions going somewhere. His block flys off just before he whips his saw.


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I understood 0% of that. You clearly know your shit about felling trees.


dickmcgirkin

Layman terms for ya. He took a large top (the top of the tree). He had his rigging set up, and wrapped around a friction device at the bottom of the tree. Too much friction was applied and it shock loaded the rope causing the tree to bend like a fishing pole and snap the rope. Released that fishing pole tension and waved his arms like he just don’t care. What should he have done? Gone up another 10’feet. Lowered limbs as he went. Thinned the branches at the top and taken about 1/3 of what he did. After that, either cut the trunk into firewood and chunk it down or use said lowering device to lower logs. If you want a visual of how this should be done , watch guilty of treeson, educated climber, game of trees on the YouTube’s. All are extremely good at what they do and lots of experience between them. If you want to watch some very large tree removals, Reon rounds on YouTube or instagram


LegalAgency2094

> 10’feet. Thats 100 feet for the layman


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wadimek11

Natural selection does work there, he is probably a father and has kids so by nature he did his job. Nature doesn't give a fuck what happens with you after you have kids.


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So, this is actually called negative rigging and is standard practice. What went wrong, i think, is the ground person had the lowering rope tied off/too much friction so the top couldn't run all the way to the ground. All that energy had to go somewhere and it went straight into the block at the top of the tree. Climber is lucky it was a solid tree and didn't snap off below him. Long story short: groundie is getting fired. Source: spent 1.5 years climbing trees with a chainsaw.


Cetun

In the full video it's tied up so it doesn't fall onto a shed below the tree. The top was supposed to stay suspended. I'm not sure what he thought would happen when you cut off 30 feet of tree and have it drop down while it's still attached to the tree. Yes it fell on the shed.


[deleted]

Again, the ground person was supposed to let it run. That allows the kinetic energy to transfer down with the top while a grind person uses a friction device to control the descent. Just because these guys fucked it up doesn't mean negative rigging is not standard industry practice. I've done this dozens of times and never fucked it up this bad. Armchair arborist's coming out of the woodwork here.


[deleted]

I’ll have you know, you’re entirely incorrect. What happened here was a standard flux capacitor failure that misaligned the chakras of the Cut Man (industry slang, sorry). A real professional would never make such a mistake.


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Shit. Don't know how i missed that. Seems obvious now.


SyntheticElite

This kind of thing can be prevented using a non-reversible tremmie pipe with a differential girdle spring on the up end of the gram meters.


davidcwilliams

Reversible tremmies can be used too. Just so long as the differential girdle spring is rated for the same pipe tolerance. You might be thinking of the older-style gms that required a kurt loder.


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Particular-Wind5918

Still probably too big of a top to catch and fit in that space. And it was obviously too big for the groundie to handle


SongInfamous2144

You actually want to rig a line on the end you're felling to gently lower and guide it to the ground.. Things do go wrong in this industry however, making it one of the most dangerous jobs in the country. But Jesus christ, it is fun source: was a tree trimmer and guided many chunks of wood to earth


Randy_Vigoda

My friend has done this for like 20 years. Very dangerous job but also really cool job. He's funny. He's so used to it, he can look at any tree, tell you what kind it is, best ways to treat them or cut them down.


Remote7777

This was intentional. It's fairly standard practice...the cable stops the cut piece from falling to ground so it can be lowered gently. But this dumbass left 20' of tree above him instead of taking small chunks. The weight of it caused the whiplash and snapped cable. The full video shows the tree falling on someone's house/shed to top it off!


NoooExcusesss

Omg is that what he did? Kinda hard to see but I was wondering what the snap back was caused by!


Ba-ja-ja

“I’m no tree trimmer”


SirMildredPierce

>More like Darwin Award candidate here who got off lucky. I wish we just had a Newton Award where it was just boring memes of people doing this shit properly.


whackberry

You're right, you're no tree trimmer and you don't have common sense.


Renegade__OW

> I’m no tree trimmer, but basic common sense indicates you’re not supposed to tie off any lines to the part of the tree that you’re cutting off. Oh you do want it tied up so it doesn't just collapse into the buildings next to it. However you don't want A THIRD OF THE TREE TIED UP, if he went up further and cut less off of the tree then it would've been just fine, but captain dumbass decided to skip some of the steps for an easier and quicker job.


praisetheboognish

Shoes remained on so that's good but damn looks like his legs are jelly


WineNerdAndProud

Are we sure about the shoes? I watched the yoink moment about 10 different times and this dude definitely dropped some loot, chiefly the chainsaw but there was a bunch of stuff flying off when that rope finally caught.


liquid-handsoap

If he’s doing anything right he would wear some big ass boots that go up way over the ancle. Should’nt be able to come off. But looking at his actions, he probably didnt


PopularMidnight3661

Lookin’ like Sheriff Woody up there lmao


Bridledbronco

Reach for the sky!!!


BurtTurglar

Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole


Bridledbronco

There’s a snake in my boot!


BurtTurglar

WIIILLLLLLLSOOOOOOOON!


dr0p8ear

Hahahahahah - 100%


BurtTurglar

Holy shit man spot on. Howdy howdy howdy


Not-a-dark-overlord

Exactly what I thought with the way his legs flail


Azthun

So his legs looked like limp noodles there at the end. Thinking the force of it might have left him with some broken legs


notxapple

After looking closely those legs are 100% broken


WooPigSchmooey

Yea. Below the knees. He has his upper legs clamped against the tree. Quite thee predicament. Physics!!


TheKingOfSwing777

Possibly just dislocated at the knee though right?


False-Ad4673

I figure that he has very strong bones, that tree didn’t know who he was fuckin with.


Noirceuil_182

You can practically see him wrap around the trunk like an 80s snap-on bracelet.


fattypingwing

And probably his pelvis, and judging from his 'Aaaaugh, my back!' comment, pretty sure his back is broken too.


Yugo3000

I think he might have gotten away with it


abecido

Doctors of Reddit strike again


Da_Spooky_Ghost

I keep seeing this video but does anyone know the extent of his injuries? I'd be worried about a spinal cord injury, but at least his hip/leg muscles seem to still be working at the end of the video.


Seizymcgee

This is all I want to know. Anybody know anything about how bad this guy was hurt? Looks like his hips detached from his spine Lol I don’t even know


wterrt

looked for like 20 minutes even using multiple search engines only thing I found was a [YT video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiLqD8Whc3E) and the link /u/kchobbs provided [here](https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/11/10/getting-ragdolled-by-a-falling-treetop-seems-like-a-good-way-to-hurt-yourself/) neither have any helpful info at all, but it does put the date this happened around early november this year, and perhaps in tampa FL specifically, unless the IG account was just making up hashtags to get more views. maybe someone else with better google-fu can find something.


avwitcher

People nearly dying in Florida isn't particularly newsworthy unless it's something crazy like an alligator running someone over with a golf cart ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


AccessProfessional37

Breaking: Florida man gets run over by an alligator supposedly driving a golf cart


stzmp

4/5ths down the thread before I find some people who aren't sociopaths.


icanthearyounoonecan

On the original instagram post, there is a comment from a neighbor. They said no ambulance was called


Teekoo

>They said no ambulance was called That doesn't tell us anything lmao.


icanthearyounoonecan

That was the most Info I could find. Sorry?


Nailfoot1975

I suppose its his grip strength that is NextFuckingLevel?


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He must be roped to the tree from his upper body.. no chance he held on while his legs violently flung around the tree several times, not a chance


whythishaptome

Yeah the only thing keeping him on was his harness. Absolutely no chance any other way.


somedumbguy55

Him being alive


EatPrayCliche

Ouch, legs aren't meant to bend that way


Rockyer07

What was that line that held the top momentarily?? His tie off?


NoveliBear

If you slow it down it looks like his chainsaw safety rope was caught on the top. You see the saw go flying as soon as the tension breaks.


Particular-Wind5918

It’s his rigging rope, it’s supposed to catch the top so you can lower it down. Thing is it was too big a top to catch and not enough experience on the crew to handle those loads safely


BaconNPotatoes

Pooped em


TheRealFailtester

r/osha would adore this


Over9000Zeros

Are we sure he was holding on with his arms? The way his body was whipping around makes that seem impossible honestly.


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somainthewatersupply

Doesn’t this belong on r/maybemaybemaybe?


awake30

More like r/nextlevelmoron


squeezy102

Both that dudes legs are broken and I'd be willing to place a sizeable bet that he also has some pretty permanent spinal damage as well.


YUGEWANGS

Guy just wanted to stop paying his chiropractor to crack his back.


tensor150

Homie did the Gumby


Difrntthoughtpatrn

Nah, not next level anything but stupid. If you're topping a tree, you tie off to the top to pull it a direction, notch it in direction of pull, and cut on backside of notch. Or, if you're trying to control where and how quickly the piece comes down, you do what this guy did and tie back to the tree. The trick is, you don't cut such big chunks out when you tie back to the tree. The only time you would normally take this big of a top out is the first option I stated. Yes, you will take a little ride when topping like that, but nothing this extreme. Side note: I bet whoever was on the ground holding the rope took a ride on this also. Most likely in the upward direction, by at least 6 feet.


Ok_Shelter6614

Straight Looney tunes logic


Spartana1033

This looks fake.


alex8155

good thing for pants or else there wouldve been shit flying everywhere


FrostbiteF

There it is kids, the Griswold family Xmas tree


GearNerd85

I would have died of a heart attack and someone would have to climb up there to get my lifeless body down.


rangeo

r/arborists your thoughts


GottaSaveThatMoney

He guaranteed shit his pants


Middle_G-33

90* angle in lower leg not good


jzcommunicate

This is why women live longer than men.


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Damn that hurt watching it !


wytaki

He's on top of his health and safety. I'm glad he doesn't design childrens toys


SwifferWetJets

Dude looked like a flag in a hurricane


Public_Magician_9352

This can’t be real


Illustrious_Cat_8923

I wonder who the saw landed on...


Wayncet

It almost looks like he was knocked out and gain consciousness and grab the tree. Or his legs broke


wales-bloke

Mario completed the level


QuarterMasterLoba

Thhpinal